I got a "good job!" sticker in school once and it felt great, so I stole more but nothing could ever replace the feeling of that first one.
I used to struggle in life, but then I learned how to take the good with the bad and roll with the punches.
Great advice if you struggle with getting punched
What if someone is guilty of stealing my heart?
So, I'm eating Lucky Charms and I can't figure out what's lucky about a red balloon? What's your agenda, leprechaun?
Do you ever think that people like ourselves are the reasons why lesbians are gay?
I drink from the tap and piss in the sink; this is how water cycles through me. Feels great I'd love to recommend it but Americans like to yell at me about their chemicals and insist on buying water instead.
So I'm talking to this girl and I give her the nicest compliment I can think of. She gets the most indignant look on her face, slaps me and walks away. Honestly I'm just shocked by the whole ordeal. Women these days have been poisoned by modern society.
But damn did she have a nice moustache.
More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.
Chenbro where you at?
Why is it called a fine? Am I supposed to be okay with it? The word games the legal system plays have to stop.
While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for China and USA. No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when Chinese athletes don't win, they are executed.
Are leprechauns authority figures? They seem more like victims. I don't know why they don't store their gold in the bank. The end of the rainbow doesn't sound like a secure place for it.