I got a "good job!" sticker in school once and it felt

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Stealing things is bad, stealing things corrupts your soul, don't steal anime.

I once went to sleep and lost consciousness for 8 hours

It'll feel really good if you remember to buy the BDs, Anon

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I used to struggle in life, but then I learned how to take the good with the bad and roll with the punches.

Great advice if you struggle with getting punched

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>>136050000

What if someone is guilty of stealing my heart?

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So, I'm eating Lucky Charms and I can't figure out what's lucky about a red balloon? What's your agenda, leprechaun?

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Do you ever think that people like ourselves are the reasons why lesbians are gay?

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I drink from the tap and piss in the sink; this is how water cycles through me. Feels great I'd love to recommend it but Americans like to yell at me about their chemicals and insist on buying water instead.

>>136051175
memeposting shitters who spend most of their time on the wrong board?

they prefer manly men from /fit/ and /b/

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Raphael eats pizza with a fork

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So I'm talking to this girl and I give her the nicest compliment I can think of. She gets the most indignant look on her face, slaps me and walks away. Honestly I'm just shocked by the whole ordeal. Women these days have been poisoned by modern society.

But damn did she have a nice moustache.

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More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

Chenbro where you at?

>>136049892
honking is a 350$ fine

How will you pay this fine chen?

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>>136052545
Why is it called a fine? Am I supposed to be okay with it? The word games the legal system plays have to stop.

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>>136052637
When did you realize you have a problem with authority figures Chen?

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While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for China and USA. No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when Chinese athletes don't win, they are executed.

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>>136053068
Are leprechauns authority figures? They seem more like victims. I don't know why they don't store their gold in the bank. The end of the rainbow doesn't sound like a secure place for it.

>>136050070
are you ok