You wouldn't, would you?

I genuinely thought Sonic was a girl when first reading the manga, I kind of had the hots for her. When Saitama demolished his balls, I realized he was a dude. To answer the question I might of "would" before getting to the ball destruction part.

This show has the most fucking embarassing character designs.

But I know they're doing it on purpose.

The fuck is wrong with that handle?

>>136023570
The character designs art faithful to the original webcomic, and considering how the webcomic's art was shitty but charming in a way, it's no wonder it's like this.

God no.
Truly shit tier.

>>136023481
>might of "would"
What the fuck is wrong with you? Go back to school.

>>136023481
Honestly I refused to believe he was male until he got naked against Seaking. I was pretty hard in denial. I think the anime made a mistake giving him such an unambiguously male voice.

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>>136023769
>hard in denial
Pfft. I bet you were.

Anyway, dem hips.

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>>136023967
>dem hips
What fucking hips? I've posted real hips, you posted angles.

In a fucking heartbeat

>>136023481
Yeah, I thought they were gonna pull a "raised as a boy by her strict ninja father" for sure when reading the manga.

>>136023481
>ball destruction part.

That was a cunt punt. Nothing will convince me something with hips and a waist like that isn't a girl.

>>136022980
I'm straight and i'd at least give him shot
I'd probably only tolerate him since he'll be a huge bitch to deal with in public, but once you dom him i'd imagine it'll be cute.

At least shit wouldn't be boring

hell yeah I would

>>136023629

He has a modified version of the Wind Blade Kick where he sticks the handle up his asshole and spins like a buzz saw of faggotry.

>>136023629
Its ribbed for his pleasure.

>>136023769

So what your saying is that Sonic shoulda had a female seiyuu then?

>>136023481
I, too, found out he was a boy when I went to pixiv porn right after his first appearance.