You are in charge of rebooting the KanColle anime.
How would you have the story?
>How would you have the story?
Nonexistent. Just give half an episode to each of the best anthology artists.
it would be staring these girls and be about their lives outside of fighting the abyssal menace.
Make it episodic, different group of girls each episodes in different location base on the servers. Two episodes for each group of girls, last two epissode is all of them converging to clear an event final map.
I just want to see siscon fleet fight each other, tsun triumvirate bullying an admiral, the entire Kuma class being silly, and so on.
Animate the 4koma as faithfully as possible. Done.
1. Keep Fubuki and then give her the Akari treatment towards the end of Ep1 till the end. Focus on everybody else.
2. Introduce Murakumo/Hatsuyuki/Miyuki to play off Fubuki for five minutes in one or two episodes.
3. Add a cute girl admiral.
4. Akebono and Kasumi get introduced immediately in ep1 with Ooyodo
5. Shoehorn in the Shiratsuyus in ep2.
6. Make it clear what the ship girls are, and introduce more of the (outside) world that they work and live in.
That's all I can think up for now.
SOL series taking place in an escalator school
Admiring Fubuki by the sunset!
An actual admiral would be nice.
Keep ships in character.
If you're gonna try to add plot, at least have the decency of not leaving that for the final episodes.
If Fubuki still has to be the main character, start from the first shipgirl, with an Admiral and Fubuki slowly finding more friends as they start driving back the nonhuman abyssals. As they become stronger, the abyssals become stronger as well as they become more humanoid. Even ships sinking in this scenario could be justified, since this could take place when kancolle just comes out, when nobody really understood the mechanics.
End the season with the 1st Ironbottom sound, in which the naval districts win a Pyrrhic victory against Henderson. In the epilogue a new Admiral joins the naval district under the previous Admiral, and is offered one of the five starters, as a self-insert for the new players.
It can be shown in first person from the new Admiral's point of view if Tanaka wants, and it is implied that the knowledge (i.e. mechanics) from Ironbottom Sound's experiences will prevent such great losses in shipgirls from ever occurring again.
Unarmed and damaged Ta and Wo are drifting to your base, what do?
Tow them in.
Send for research, which includes live vivisection and other invasive procedures, see if they have any kind of technology worth replicating.
Afterwards scrap them for metal or decent equipment.
This is hardly related to KanColle, but
>upgrade Nagato's hull in Warships
>she loses the twisted chimney
The chimney was removed in the 30s, so it's historically accurate.
make planefag's kancolle quest into anime form.
I do like the pictures where she's neither trying too hard to be serious nor being creepy.
>Thanks for saving me from the fall event
You DID get her right?
make them your doting wives that pump out your children.
She straightened up her act and left her twisted days behind.
Cheating is a traditional part of Mahjong, if that's what you mean.
Guess what? They upgraded this year
I would watch this anime if it was about Shigure.
Hell, I married her so I would be able to relate more to the TTK if they go with that "you are the TTK" bullshit again.
>paying for separate power bills
>not having flat rate maintenance
Well at least when the fuzz knocks on your door under the assumption of a grow house you'll be innocent.
a story about a non psycho lesbo Ooi trying to win the admirals affections all to herself.
The cutests ですって！
Get that fucking piece of shit out of here, holy shit the mere sight of that tanned loli brainwashed sexslave makes me fucking mad, I mean damn they ruined a perfectly good character and turned her into a steaming turd, I want to take a dump in my hand and smear it everywhere, this bitch makes me so angry.
she already has a daughter
Reminder to ban all kotatsu, for the sake of productivity.
SOL with DesDiv 6 doing cute expeditions.
But anon, the fairies are just computer-generated holograms produced by the AIs that reside inside the shipgear, that do all of the computing and fire direction. The shipgirl simply tells the computer what to do by giving it orders, then the shipgear targets the enemy with onboard rangefinders and radar.
>What is there to be productive about?
I think you're talking about the other Yukikaze
please do not sexualize the hoppo
乳風 and ぱい風.
All the kanmusu are pure maidens.
The one who can deadlift four destroyers with ease.
I believe so.
I mean, it's expected by level 80 you'd have other leveling spots unlocked.
What ships are you looking to Kai Ni? I mean, Yuudachi and Shigure should be priority, and if you have Yukikaze or Shimakaze those ships are important too.
>Iku's totally random left boob jiggle at 2:50
Having a smug face like that doesn't seem pure to me, anon. It more like makes them the kind of woman who tells their pals about how pathetic you were in bed last night and how small your penis is.
Nice, I was hoping for this to get scanned.
Was gonna level Yuudachi, Akatsuki, Hibiki and Ushio. Shimakaze and Yukikaze too, but they don't have Kai 2s so I figure I can go a little easier on them.
>Let's nuke the whole goddamn ocean
Enjoy destroying the entirety of the world fishing industry. Not to mention that abyssals seem to regenerate. The effect of the nuke wouldn't even be worth the hundreds of millions it cost to build.
what the fuck did you just say about me?
ur mum had an inability to process my antibiotics last night in bed if you know what I mean
There isn't enough art with the cute fairies in them.
>do the daily/weekly related to carriers everytime on 2-2 boss node
>Hamakaze and Yayoi still haven't come to me
This is a cruel life.
actually keeping them at least part mechanical instead of generic moe water skaters.
You have sent all of your kanmusu to another base to party at the beach and the Abyssals have invaded your base in their absence.
How do you defend yourself?
Number 1 on the roster, number 1 in my heart.
Nagato is quite the light weight under the battleships.
I want to flood her insides with white light, if you catch my drift.
>Ship girls acting like a bunch of school girls, when they should have retained memories of themselves as IJN ships
>Kisaragi going down in one blow, despite introducing in-game mechanics (i.e. quick repair, TTK logging in)
>Fubuki looking up to Akagi instead of Fusou
Actually staying faithful to some of the shit presented in-game
Lad, you might be a bit too paranoid.
They're good girls so they don't do lewd thing to begin with anyway.
How do I know if Kongou fancies me? I'm getting a bit suspicious that she does.
One of Kirishima's hourlies mention she can't fight without her glasses.
Then in the anime, we get this.
wanted to put in a plot for this but too long to read.
Put someone who knows about the game, the shipgirls in.
Remove the meme crap
Stick to the actual story
Get a competent Animation company
Put in a bigger budget so there is no Quality
No one sinks
Some Fan service
Put in Actual combat with situations
Pretend she's not there for a few days, see how she reacts.
That could get dangerous very quickly.
Apparently Chink translations of the Zuihou LN have been out for some time.
Beware of dorks and their copycat tendencies.
Sendai is meant for love, bromance and Night Battles. Not bullying.
Call both of them Nowacchi, see what happens.
Good thing dorks have no swag stat.
Try sleeping, that's a good trick.
what's wrong with a sweet tender loving hetero Ooi?
Miracle of the universe.
Yeah, I know, I could have gone with either. I like Suzuya slightly more right now.
>implying anyone cares about Unryuus
>implying i am only referring to her stats
>retarded head thigns
stay delusional shitryuufag. here is your last (you) for this thread. see you in the next one where you post similar shit
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME, NAKA-CHAN! I'M SORRY IF I PLAYED A CRUEL JOKE ON YOU AND THREATENED TO SCRAP YOU.
J-JUST DON'T DO THROUGH THAT DOOR! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A USELESS DROP OR AN IDOL.
That wasn't even me though, buddy. I haven't even said a word.
Uploading to Batoto is a real hassle. Should I just make a single group for /a/ kancolle thread translations for the purpose of uploading? Or is there already one?
Is it? I usually upload straight to sadpanda, but it's not like I can do that for the anthologies
Somehow I suspect that "Chink Scans" isn't going to last very long given racial connotations on a normie site.
One of those "almost too cute to fap to" doujin.
I added the group "K/a/nColle Scanlation," just attribute anything typeset here to that.
I was considering "Small C Scans," but since hopefully I won't be the only one using it I figured i might as well go for the painfully normal.
I added an s at the end.
Don't really have STALKER and the other uploaders' stuff, so I've only uploaded my own.
Kaga is the best meme and all the other shit ships need to fuck off. Especially ones that weren't in the anime. You're gay if you don't like Kaga.
I want to inseminate Hibiki
Hibiki is so cute, she's such a good girl. I'd love to make all of DesDiv6 pregnant at the same time. It'd be so cute to see them compare their big bellies and talk about their future daughters.
u mad bro? Did the popularity polls rustle you're jimmies?
I can't control my dick around them, nor do I want to.
Well they'll all give birth to cute little ship girls, of course, so it's not like they could be anything else. I'm sure they'd all look like their mothers. I'd probably go broke buying them all frilly clothes.
I want to cuddle with Akebono when she gets cold.
Does Akebono turn dere when you're not looking?
That'd be cute, so yes.
A long time ago, in a naval base far far away...
Star Shell Wars?
I'm surprised I've never seen this teamup before.
Well you can't call Big 7 to showtime without wrecking half the town.
Not if the spring event is in April like usual.
Weird. For whatever reason I thought all the events were more spaced out.
Casual clothes are top tier cutness
Those things might as well be attached at the skull. It's hard to even find swimsuit pictures without them.
Like she wouldn't self-destruct from embarrassment the moment you do.
Why am I having a hard time believing Houshou would find a 26 year old grown man (who rarely brushes his teeth) cute being nervous around her and sneaking glances at her when she's not looking?
It'd be like sitting with your mum on a night out.
This is your date today.
Okay, now that's just mean.