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Can someone explain to me what Keit-Ai is?
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Can someone explain to me what Keit-Ai is?
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A piece of shit.
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how do you americucks even pronounce it
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>>135818402
I'd guess most people would pronounce it like Kate-eye.
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>>135818402
ket - eye (?)
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>>135818402
けいたい
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>>135818402
けいたい
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>>135818402
Kate-Aaay
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>>135818402
けいとあい
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>>135818056
Ke eet ha e
Any other way is objectively wrong.
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>>135818402

Ke Tai
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>>135818402

Kei Tai. Which is why it makes no sense as a japanese pun. ケイトアイ doesn't sound at all like Keitai and ケイタイ isn't the same. The pun only works in roman letters.
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>>135819505
It's actually Keito-Ai.

毛糸-愛

Keito means yarn and ai means love.

It becomes a pun on love and the red string of fate.
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>>135819505
>The pun only works in roman letters.
I always thought that's the joke.
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Basically:
A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
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>>135818056
Kyon's last name
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>>135820064

It was definitely not intended as a joke. The person who made it up just didn't know. Keit-ai was something someone genuinely thought up, then it got turned into a joke later.
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>>135820328
The best kind of joke.
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>>135818056
Keit-Ai better find it before it goes a way
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>>135818402
Kate eye
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>>135818402
>tfw we spics can perfectly speak japanese without that awful amerifat pronunciation

Be ashamed of your half assed language, yankees
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>>135818056
This thread is what i fucking needed. What anime/film is that PV really for? I got confused the first time i watched it and thought Keit-ai was a real thing.
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>>135818056
Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
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>>135818402
Kate-Ai.
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>>135818402
Kate ay-eye
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I liked it better as a manga.
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>>135820328
I seem to recall that the original pasta came with an image that spelled it as "Keit 愛" so the original joke was always meant to only work with English.
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>>135823740
This one?
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>>135823808
>Sajyou Ayaka
>Emiya Shirou
Doesn't this make it a selfcest story then?
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>>135823319
>a Canadian falls in love with Japan
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This needs to hurry up and get adapted into a light novel by a washed up Japanese author already who will turn it into harem comedy with an inappropriately long title so /a/ can shut up about it.
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>>135824854
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>>135824854
>I Can't Believe I Fell in Love with the Alternate World Version of My Crush After I Got Her Number with a Deus ex Machina Way While Never Minding the Strange Area Code!?
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>>135825527
>>私は奇妙なエリアコードを気にしないでくださいている間、私はデウスエクスマキナ道で彼女の電話番号を手に入れた後、私は私のクラッシュの代替世界バージョンと恋に落ちた信じることができません!
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>>135821883
It's an ad for a school or something. An actual real school, not an anime one.
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>>135818056
Spiritual successor to Toradora.
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>>135818402
Finds a way
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>>135825932
Please have the tsunde-Rie be the VA for the main girl.
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>>135826143
>fictionpress version had a gorilla woman
>Vocaloid version had Luka
>wiki version had a kuudere
>wanting a generic tsundere over any of these
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>>135826384
How many fucking versions of Keit-Ai do we have?
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>>135826143
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>>135826869
DELETE THIS
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>>135826384
>fictionpress version has Chitoge
>Vocaloid version has Luka
>wiki version has teh Rei
>implying any of that compared to tsundere perfection
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>>135827844
Isn't Chitoge a fucking tsundere too.
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>>135826819
Those are pretty much it.
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>>135822158
I click that fucking link every time. God damn it don't spoiler that. Some day I won't fall for it and that will be the day you suffer.
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>>135818402
Hambahgah
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>>135818402
Kat's Ai.
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>>135818056
It's a fanfic meme, roughly mobile (phone) love.
See >>135820254
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>>135822158
Daily reminder that being on fictionpress is as much as a "thing" as shitposting on /a/
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>>135825608
i can't tell if you deliberately made this as long as fucking possible or if you don't speak japanese
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>>135822158
Chapter 13 when?
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>>135826384
>Keit-Ai has more spin-offs than Happy Days
>meanwhile, no season 2 of One Punch Man because Madhouse
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>>135818056
A retarded forced meme.
I'd rather have an Gaijin-kun anime than that shit.
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How much would it cost to get DEEN, Gonzo, or some no name studio to make 12 episodes so we can put this shit behind us?
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>>135830444
We already used up our meme powers on Watamote.
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>>135830257
There's not even enough material for a second season of your mememan you dip
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The Ghost Slide of our generation.
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>>135822158

>unfinished
>MC had made literally no progress in a year
>most chapters don't even have him talk to the alternate girl and are just autism and CHERRY BOY CHERRY BOY CHERRY BOY
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A shitty meme that crossboarders wanted to force.
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>>135818056

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

But as it turns out in the end, the girl was merely pretending and just fucking with the boy.

In the ending, the girl loudly declares and publicly reveals on-stage while on live TV the records of their interaction and how the boy believed everything, his secrets and that the deus ex machina and AU isn't real just to embarrass the boy. Boy goes batshit insane due extreme embarrassment and rapes the girl in front of the crowd and no one can stop him because they are on top of an isolated stage planned by the girl for his most shameful moment in life, which backfired, preventing her escape or rescue from rape.

Scene ends with the boy getting shot by the cops and the girl's echoing cries on the stage.
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>setting is different dimensions
>all the different versions of Keit-Ai are canon
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a literal forced meme
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>>135830902
> they are on top of an isolated stage planned by the girl for his most shameful moment in life, which backfired,
That was retarded,I like it
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>>135830613
Watamote had a manga.
This doesn't.
The absolute fucking minimum this needs for an anime adaption would be for someone to write a Japanese web novel.
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>>135830827
>MC's main gimmick is being a virgin
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>>135830961
Who the fuck is autistic enough to force a meme for however many years this has been a thing?
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>>135831078
Someone translate the fanfic to moon.
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>>135831208
It's almost as if you're new, this happens all of the time on pretty much every board.
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>>135831208
>Who the fuck is autistic enough to force a meme for however many years this has been a thing?
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>>135818402
Keetai.
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>power level thread deleted
>this thread still up
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>>135832309
Could Keit-Ai beat Uchiha Madara?
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Is the fictionpress faggot ever going to write another update?
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>>135833135
>wanting to read more of that fanfiction abort
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>>135833166
>fanfiction abort
>fanfiction
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>>135833135
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>>135818056
It finds a way.
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Wait, so this actually became a real anime?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g

How the fuck.
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>>135834538
>falling for the bait
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>>135834582
What even is that from? Did fans just create it?
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>>135834538
>>135834615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M5JMI5JN94

Found the original.
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>>135822158
>Starts off with technobabble about alternate dimensions and shit
>Follows off with technobabble about Schrodinger's Cat
>LOL OTAKUS AMIRITE
>Follows every single 'Japanese' word like 'Fujoshi' with an explanation
I don't feel like reading this past Chapter 1.
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>>135834887
Forgot to mention Western naming convention
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>>135834538
Finds a way!
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>>135818056
It's the worst forced meme on /a/ ever.
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>>135835035
>ever

How new?
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Someone should sell the idea to KyoAni or some other studio, it'd be AOTY
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>>135835090
>Morning Rescue

Good times.
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>>135834887
Sounds like your average LN schlock to me.
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>>135835243
Somehow I want to see Mari Okada write this shit just to see how much retarded drama she could wring out of the premise.

Probably a lot.
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>>135818402

K (like literally kay like the letter k)

e (like the letter e)

tuh

I (the letter I)

k-e-tuh-i
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>>135835090
That faggot is not new. He is just a faggot.
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>>135835509
>MC's AU Self is evil and NTRs MC and uses his crush's AU self as a mindbroken sexfriend.
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>>135818402
>>135835517
Ke as in Nike
I as in I like apples
Ta as in take
I as in I like bananas

Key-ai Teh-ai
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>>135835090
Keit-Ai is worse than Umaru is crying. Trust me. It's that kind of joke whichw was old the moment you saw it. At least chibi Umaru was amusing for a while, while normal Umaru is likable.
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Threadly reminder that anons tried to make it a thing and failed.

http://keitai-project.wikia.com/wiki/Keit-Ai_Project_Wiki
http://keitai-project.wikia.com/wiki/Idea_Submissions
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>>135835636
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NOT ANIME
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>>135835668
>tfw I was the the one who wrote the post in the post form
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>>135835693
>NOT ANIME
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>>135835716
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Why did this explode?
Who is the one forcing this each and every time?
I remember this being a thing back in the days, but it was not fucking EVERYWHERE.

It's not even funny anymore, sadly.
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>>135835903
Something tells me it could be the same faggot who keeps posting that shitty Fictionpress link.
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It's not even that good a concept.
Just sappy high school romance. The twist doesn't feel like enough to make it stand out.
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>>135835979
Isn't that a reminder to stop posting Keit-ai?
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>>135836060
Reverse psychology. Having that posted only makes people post it more.
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>>135835903
How does anything explode anyway?
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>>135836060
Yes, and? Basically >>135836087
>>135836055
If given the chance it could be something good, but this has been run down into the ground by shitposting.
It needs to be purged.
Maybe in 2 years it will be funny again.
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>>135836087
So you're not helping.
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>>135836127
As they say, fight fire with fire.
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>>135836194
>fight fire with fire
>say people should stop posting Keit-ai, only to have them post more of it
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Anyway, forgetting the melodrama bullshit the MC has to go through, how would KeitAi possibly end? If they meet in person, how? If not, then what happens instead?
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>>135836432
We already agreed upon the ending.

They never meet. Permanent long distance relationship.
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>>135836432
his phone breaks and he decides to move on to something else
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>>135836432
>Their adventure continues!
>Look forward to the author's next work!
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>>135836432
Something like this.
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>>135836432
The way every Makoto Shinkai work ends, nerd.
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>>135818056
The greatest love story ever told.
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>>135826869
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>>135836432
They will be summoned to a third world to fight tentacle monsters.
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>>135835641
>the heroine is Sakura
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
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>>135836432
In the final scene the girl from his world is getting dressed for school and notices some of her clothes are missing. It then cuts to the boy's home where he's dressing up in her clothes along with a fake wig. He picks up a phone that isn't the one he usually carries from a drawer and takes a picture of himself in the mirror while lifting the skirt. He then says in a girly voice "it's time to take our relationship to the next level, ____-kun~. Now you can finally see my face and body" and sends the picture to his phone. As it rings, he puts on his normal clothes and says in his normal voice "huh, a text from _____-chan? I wonder what she wants" before picking up the phone. It fades to black.
"Whoa! _____-chan! She shouldn't send things like these ... I guess our relationship really has taken a step forward"
And then you hear him scream as he sees the picture and realizes it was his unknown split personality all along.
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>>135837990
The fuck is this, Boku wa Mari no Naka?
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>>135818402
Key-Tie
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>>135837990
Good. I will love it if this actually become a thing.
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>>135834887

Every fucking chapter has this shit

>lol multiverse theory is retarded and would never work like that
>entire fic works like that
>"if this were an anime this would have happened but it's not lol "
>nothing ever fucking happens
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>>135836432

>boy is successful in seducing girl but other girl fails and ruins chances with her boy
>she desperately calls over and over again as the first, successful boy has to drop his magic phone in the trash and get a new number while she records dozens of crying voicemails
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>>135837990
It'd be better if it was his yandere childhood friend pretending to be the girl.
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>>135836432
MC and the girl simultaneously die in freak accidents and end up reincarnating in a fantasy world that runs on MMO mechanics.
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>>135836432
MC connects the dots and realizes he only gets calls from the girl whenever he takes a hit of cousin Kicchi's special mix. He never does drugs again.
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Wait. So is this fan made?

It has nice production quality.
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>>135840970
it's based off of an nhk broadcasting commercial
>>135834691
>>135834538
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>>135840612
Nah, the spit personality sounds cooler.
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>>135840658
In SS2, their AU versions also come to that world and try to perform a double NTR.
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>>135835090
Lacks "FEEEEEEEEEL"
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>>135836432
Evil scientists find out about his phone and try to capture him. Some sci-fi mumbo jumbo later he's using his phone to jump between different worlds trying to escape and get to the girl.
In the end they both end up in some other world that gets disconnected from all others and live happily ever after.
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>>135818402
K-Tie is the right way to say it
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>>135834887
I'm surprised that people read that shit at all
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>>135823319
this was a good post desu
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>>135843099
So Steins;Gate?
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>>135818056
Toradora, but with phons
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>>135843614
Yeah, except Okabe and Kurisu don't end up living together.
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>>135843700
So steins gate: beta worldline?
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>>135836432
While MC actually begins to win the heart of the girl in his world, the girl in the other world isn't having much luck with hers, instead having fallen in love with MC. When he tells her he managed to score a date with her version in his world, she's heartbroken. Crying and depressed, she decides that if they can't be together in life, they will be in death. She calls him and tells him she may have managed to find a portal between their worlds, and that she wants them to finally meet in person so they can thank each other for their respective help. He immediately agrees. The "portal" in question is a deep well on the old side of town, in an abandoned house. They stay in contact throughout the whole thing, MC being afraid but the girl reassures him as she approaches the well on her own world. Tears flow down her face but she smiles as she sits near the edge, telling MC how happy she is to finally see him, and going about about how much she owes him. Though afraid, MC is determined to meet her and is ready to jump. They count to three and leap, but as MC leaps something pulls him from behind and he drops the phone into the well, hearing an anguished "I LOVE YOU" echo through the walls as it falls. It turns out to be the girl from his world, who happened to pass nearby and hear his voice. She berates him and nearly cries because she thought he was going to kill himself, showing how much she cares for him now. MC decides to leave, and later tries to call the other girl's number from another phone, but to no avail. He and his world's girl eventually hook up, and the girl in the other world dies, believing her love to have died with her.
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>>135844265
That's heartbreaking
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>>135818402
The same way you english-speaking eurotrash do.
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