Do you like marshmallow anon?
I prefer icelolli
Paul Blart.
Not really, they are too sweet and feel slightly chalky on your mouth
>>135795007
When does this air?
I fucking love marshmallows.
>>135795279
Raw is out.
>>135795603
Picked up
Wait what the fuck this is getting animated?
Short?
Hige is moe
>>135795603
Cute.
Fuck off /tv/ we don't want your meme cop here
>>135796965
Bullying isn't cute.
>>135795603
I was originally wasn't going to watch this but, picked up.
>>135795007
This is a short right? We need mori to do it.
>>135795007
Y-you too...
>>135795104
>Biting Ice
Doesn't that hurt like shit? It's also bad for your teeth.
>>135799616
Biting a popsicle isn't too bad. Biting straight up ice can be difficult for some people though.
My nickname in highschool was Marshmallow. So no.
>>135795603
She wants it really bad
>>135799834
Why would you let someone give you a terrible nickname like that?
>I lived in a time where three pixiv artists I followed got anime adaptations
>>135795603
>>135795603
Moe as fuck.
>>135799834
Hey Marshmallow.
>>135795603My raw is out
>>135799834
Hello Marshmallow
>>135799834
Hi, Marshmallow.
She reminds me of that cosplayer girl from servant x service for some reason.
OJI-SAN PLEASES YOUNG GIRLS FOR MARSHMALLOWS
>>135800540
Please do not lewd the oji-san
>>135800120
probably because they are fat
>Series ends with ojisan dying from sugar related disease
>>135799834
Story time?
>>135800851
He does kinda look like Wilford Bromley
imagine the doujins
>>135800877
Fuck off.
>>135800520
>last one
>bag is still full
immersion broken
>>135799834
Were you fat or something?
>>135800889Rectal marshmallows
>>135800915
She's tricking him.
>>135800944
>>135800877
He was fat and people poked fun at him by calling him "marshmallow". Not much of a story is there?
OPM BTFO.Its a joke for you autists out there.
Not this shit again...
>>135800889
it's gonna be all BARA NTR
>>135801112
A bad joke. Not a joke at all actually.
>>135800889marshmallow onahole
>>135800120
Because anon was probably fluffy and white
Help yourself.
I laughed, which is enough to make this the second best show of the season so far.
>>135795007
What if NTR-man was pure? - The Animated Short Series
AOTS
>>135799834
Hi, Marshmallow kun
>>135800877
It means he's fat and white.
AOTS
I've never seen a woman want a fat MC's dick so much. I love it.
When will the fuck?
>>135801137
He's so pure.
>literally asked for a baby.
MY DICK
>>135801712
AND THEN THEY FUCKED
You never should ever date/marry a coworker.
Wasn't planning on watching this short, but this was pretty cute. Picked up.
>Fat old nice guy just wants to eat marshmellows but this stupid slut won't leave him alone
AOTS
Comfy as fuck!
>mfw diabetes but love marshmallows
>>135802266
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
We will never get Servant x Service s2 but this will do.
>>135800175
What's the other two?
Ojisan is already the best girl of the season
>>135802397
Based nips.
Where do they work?
>>135802517
Web-Related Company.
>>135802349
You're gonna be in trouble if you're watching Dagashi Kashi.
>>135801499
Slut
>>135795603
Picked up.
>>135800175
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=581227
Hard to believe it's the same guy who made this:
http://exhentai.org/g/712133/995fb4d633/
>>135801712
>>135802212
>enablers
This is a sad, sad show below the surface
>>135802718
Please explain.
Threads are going to be as comfy as the show.
I can't eat marshmallows because they aren't vegan
Honestly, I enjoyed it and I like itmang
>>135802788
>being vegan
>>135802435
I want to protect thatmoustache
>>135802788
Literally the biggest fag on /a/
>>135802788
>I can't eat marshmallows because I'm a literal faggot
>っす
fuck yes
>>135802788
Neither are the bacteria and cells constantly shedding from your mucus membranes and being digested.
>>135802788
>vegan trolling outside of /ck/.
Pathetic desu, senpai.
>>135802919
>I don't know what vegan means
I had no idea this was getting anime. Hell fucking yes!
>>135802709
nice
>>135799834
>MarshmallowAt least you weren't Chewbacca.
>>135802963
Causing the suffering and murder of thousands of Earth's creatures simply because of your modern-day consumer existence, while petting yourself on the back for "helping" a man-made livestock?
>>135803056
No, it means refraining from eating or using animal products
>>135802890
Truly one of the greatest speach quirks
I remember reading this when it first exploded on Pixiv. Glad it got the anime
>>135803085
Yes, and doing so is utterly pointless and only gives you blogshit points on tumblr.
>>135803085
But 4chan was created using animals.
>>135803085
Did you know that plants can feel too?
>>135803056
>>135803085
Dude chill
>>135803102
What is it about anyway? A cute office lady bullying a fat old guy?
>>135803241
Trolled x ojisan.
>>135803198
>no semblance of a nervous system whatsoever
>feel
No, plants are mere biological machines that respond to stimuli like the surface of water does when agitated.
>>135802788
Literally retarded.
>>135803241
A cute OL wanting a relationship with a dense fat guy and her antics centered around teasing him on their journey to having a relationship.
I'm guessing. I've only watched the one episode that's out, and that's where it seems like it's going.
>>135803286
*trolldere
Guys I didn't mean to make you fight, please stop. I'm sorry I mentioned being vegan. I know how angry that makes everyone.
>>135803241
The daily life of a NTR doujin MC.
>>135803381
Shut up >>>/v/egan
>>135803381
Don't worry about it. I personally see nothing wrong with sucking cock, it's your choice.
>>135803430
Do vegans eat semen?
>>135803381
vegans are worse than footfags
>>135803292
Except thats wrong. Many studies have shown that plants actually grow better when exposed to music or being talked to, and plants can even respond to pain.
>>135799834
Hi Marshmallow
>>135802782
>thread destroyed by some fucking retard veganfag
Would you?
>Comfy cute show
>Thread ruined by autistic vegan shitposting
/a/ is the anti-KyoAni, it never finds a way.
>>135802788
no
i cant suppoer a industry that kills marshmallow cows to take their marshmallow meat
>>135803687
Make love to those lips? Hell yeah
>>135803645
Fuck off Chito
>>135802830
Enjoy your cancer
>>135803687
Fucking marshmallow is wet now, don't know why he puts up with this shit
>>135803857
Vegans are cancer
>>135803866
>he doesnt melt his marshmallows over a piece of chocolate
>>135803866
Because he's moe.
>>135802788
what a fucking faggot
>>135799834
Sup my nigga marshmallow
>>135803381
Pic related
>>135803642
>and plants can even respond to pain.
Plants don't respond to "pain" as they have no way to sense it or a brain to respond to it. However, some plants have developed methods for responding to heat or damage to themselves. This is not a conscious response, and is more akin to a flower opening with the morning sun and closing with the setting sun
>>135802709
Oji-san is pretty moe
This any good?
>>135804061
it's 3 minutes long so you tell me
>>135804019
Fat guy doesn't equal big/fat dick.
>>135804085
My doujins say otherwise.
>>135804010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGLABm7jJ-Y
>>135804119
You don't own a single one.
>>135804119
This, fat old guys have monster cocks and are amazing in bed.
This girl knows exactly what she's doing.
>>135804019
Funny because Oji-san is Gamagori
>>135804085
Actually it's the opposite kinda, the fat pad covers up the some of the base
>>135803795
I laughed, thanks anon
>>135804079
A lot of short anime end up being some of the most enjoyable of their seasons.
>>135802788
Only vegans I knew ate marshmellows. But they were only superficially vegan, because it was trendy. Unless it looked like meat, they ate it.
But muslims have to turn down marshmallows, though.
>>135804151
Everybody has a monster cock in porn manga.
He should be amazing in bed regardless of his dick size, though, he's pounding with the force of 200+ lbs after all.
https://nijie.info/members.php?id=59716
Reminder Toilet Komoru still posts porn on his nijie and twitter account.
>>135804222
No stamina.
>>135799834
>Marshmallow
So were you a chubby white kid who's sweet and adorable?
wow wasn't expecting this to be actually good
surprisingly well animated and the backgrounds are nice
love triangle between two people and marshmallows is a goat premise
winter 2015 is saved
>>135804268
I'm skinny yet have no stamina. I guess that's what I get for sitting in a chair for years on end, starving myself, going vegan on and off, and chain smoking.
>>135804085
You would know
>>135804222
>Everybody has a monster cock in porn manga.
That's not true at allManga with a big woman and small guy, but the small guy doesn't have a monster cock is fucking creepy
>>135804373
>Going vegan on and off
>Chain smoking
Don't think you're doing that health thing right.
The age of beta high schoolers is over.
This is now the age of beta middle aged fatfucks.
>>135804428
>Disliking /ss/
>>135804510
He's not beta, he's dense.
>>135804268
he does when he must >>135801112
and he did twice in a row
>>135803013
hi there chewbaka
>>135804510
>>135804548
Wrong. He's alpha as fuck, the bitch keeps throwing herself to him but he won't accept it since he decides when he'll fill that pussy with his marshmallow juice.
Ojisan is the first tsundere I actually like. He moe as fuck
He's just like me!
>>135804924
Heh.
>>135804861
The line between tsun and retarded is paper thin
>>135795603
Dex > Str
>>135804861
Male tsundere is the original flavor of tsundere before bitches ruined it.
>>135795007
A N I M E
O F
T H E
Y E A R
>>135804861
This
>>135804787
>Chruncyroll in credits
>>135805185
>The official website for the television anime of Rekomaru Otoi's web manga Ojisan and Marshmallow (Ojisan to Marshmallow) lists media distribution service Crunchyroll and Chinese streaming site bilibili as being in charge of foreign business for the project.
>>135805185
For fucks sake don't use that image.
>>135805185
I want to give Chris a baby.
>>135800520
Good. She was fantastic.
>>135802788
>I'm vegan
>>135805306
Anon please she's had enough of those by now.
>>135799834
>>135795007
nope this is why I came here to bully him
>>135799834
Hey Marshmallow
>>135804010
>Plants don't respond to "pain" as they have no way to sense it or a brain to respond to it.
Neither do a lot of fish and all shellfish.
This is a web manga about marshmallows.
>>135804536
I dislike tiny-dick porn
I need monster-cock shotas
>>135807328
>They really have a children
>>135804861
Male tsundere is best tsundere. Probably because the double standard on (domestic) abuse means they rarely, if ever, violently lash out against their lovers, and if they do it's usually justified.
>>135807328
This is my new fetish.
>>135806867
>Neither do a lot of fish
I would like a source for that, or at least a clarification on what you consider "a lot".
I can't speak for shellfish, but I would venture a guess that they probably feel pain too.
Plants still don't.
>>135807403
That'sHige
Why is such a qt attracted to that fat useless old man?
>>135808113
have you ever watched a hentai before?
Holy fuck, the first ep really exceeded my expectations.
It's very cute. Almost as cute as the other short named "my husband is a hikki" or something of the like.
>>135808113
Hige-san is moe. Wakabayashi already understands this, why don't you?
>>135799834
Hola, Marshmallow
>>135803729
>vegan posts once
>other anons reply 100x
>"oh wow look at this vegan shitposting"
>>135799834
Hey Marshmallow, what's shaking.
>>135807328
I don't get it.
>>135799834
I rather be called Marshmallow, than Burnt Toast. Luckily people just started calling me BT after a while.
>>135808502
>not "Hola, Michelin"
>>135799834
>being so fat that people starts calling you Marshmallow
Top kek.
>>135808634
Are you a flaky nigger or something?
>>135808634
>Burnt Toast
How did you get that?
>>135808634
Epilepsy?
>>135808685
Because he's gay.
I can't stop laughing at this show and rewatching it. Holy shit. I don't even understand if there's something I'm not quite getting but it's hilarious.
>>135808634
>not using sunscreen
Anyway how the fuck did you get roasted in winter? Are you an Aussie?
Also my most embarrasing nickname was Squirrel and I still don't know why.
>>135808634
I was 'the friendly ghost'.
>>135808634
>>135799834
>>135808835
>all these mild-ass high school nicknames
Mine wasPoopy-pants.Can you guess why?
>>135808625
His early stuff is kinda weird but it gets more standard later on.
>>135808917
I can't imagine.
So who would make a baby with her?
>>135808835
my friends in middle school called me Camel
I look nothing like a camel
So that fat guy is dense as fuck, while the girl is autistic and can't say what she wants for real?
>>135808917
That nick is just immature and can't be used in front of adults.
Weak ass nickname game to be quite honest, my dear family.
>>135809034
Who wouldn't?
Would she make a good mother when she's so focused on you/sex?
>>135809042
Do you have a hunchback, maybe?
>>135795603
Any Doujins?
>>135809076
>can't say what she wants for real
Made for each other then.
>>135809042
Did you have sex with sweaty arab men?
>>135808835
>>135809042
Fish, here. Can't remember why.
>>135808634
>>135799834
My nickname was just the first syllable of my last name+ dog. My friends were lame
So can anyone give me the Ikuhara-level analysis of this? Obviously it's not about literal marshmallows right?
>>135809361
Jhonsondog? Robertsondog? Smithdog? You gotta tell us dog.
And i want to thank Marshmallow, thanks to him we have something to talk about to keep this thread alive.
>>135809443
Staffdog, actually a few of them would call me Staffdog Millionare which was pretty funny
>>135809042
Chain smoking parents?
>>135809259
nope
>>135809348
no, although I remember one of my friends was always doing an arab impression, maybe it had something to do with that. hard to remember really
>>135809602
Maybe your friend already joined ISIS. You should go to his aid, Camel-san.
Having a nickname makes you a normalfag.
i wish there was more anime about adults doing adult things
>>135809824
My nickname came about because I was an unassuming literally who.
>>135809824
Whatever you say, Cheesedick.
>>135795603
Holy shit this is way too cute.
This is a pretty cute series, like it so far. Give it a try if you haven't yet.
best scene
>>135808634
Back in school, people always called me by my last name instead of my first name.Is that some kind of bullying?
>>135808917
I wasdyke. Never bothered me.
>>135810264
Maybe your last name sounds better.
>never had a nickname
Should I be happy or sad?
>>135810361
Not really, it sounds pretty bad compared to my first name, which is more common.
>>135810417
>compared to my first name, which is more common
Then that's probably why.
We had like 6 Adams in the same grade. They all got called by their last names.
>>135810264
>>135810408
It's a sign of respect, only betas get nicknames.
>>135810417
In that case, I'd assume it's because it's so common.
Unless there was no one with your name in that school. In which case, I have no idea.
>>135808625
I don't understand japnese but it seems that the baby is getting all the info from and about his ancestors
>>135810487
On the contrary it means you weren't able to build any closer relationship with anyone. You were "just there".
>>135810408
From now on you're Dairyboy
>>135810487
and you're Twinkle.
>>135808634
Top kek. I knew a kid at my elementary school who got suspended for a week for calling a black kid "burnt toast."
I had a lot of nicknames in my school career, most of which had to do with how pale I am: ghost, whitey, albino, etc.
>>135810264
>>135810528
>didn't get a nickname
>was called by my awful last name by everyone
>no friends at all
I guess it was some kind of bullying.
>>135810609
gimme one
I want a nickname. Can you guys start calling me T-bone?
>>135810693
This isn't a video game, you don't get to choose your nickname.
What the fuck? Is she girl of the season already?
>>135810693
That's fucking horrible.
>>135810725
>you don't get to choose your nickname.
t. a tripfag
>Office SoL with cake.
>>135810783
told the fuc*er
Just watched it, Hige moe as fuck.
>>135810687
You're T-bone
>>135810693
and he's Morton.
>>135810653
>was called by my last name
No one respected you.
>>135810264
I was always called "Z" because my first name is rather common and last name started with a z, so that counts for something, at least it sounds cool though.
>>135810783
It's a name field, not a nickname field. You might be used to nicknames such as OP and faggot even though it shows up as Anonymous.
>>135810693
Are you black and play football?
>tfw no nickname because I had no friends
>>135807328
>web manga
I knew I had seen those characters somewhere before
>>135810578
Whatever you say, delusional beta boy.
>>135811105
We can hangout and I'll call you Cherry.Because something is about to pop.
>>135803668
Just one click and his post + all the responses are gone. You're doing it wrong, anon.
>>135803668
First thread is always like that, just wait next week.
>>135795603
>The old fat guy from doujins are moe
Wut
>>135810827
heh thats the creator of youtube, right?
>>135795603
>>135795007
>>135800288
>>135800520
>>135800851
>>135801112
>>135801137
Moe adventure of Kevin James?
>>135808634
Back in school they called me Mafia. Even today it's not a bad nickname. I honestly don't know why they called me that, but hey whatever.
>>135795007
MORE NORMIE CHILDBIRTH PROPAGANDA!I want more of these.
>>135811714
Correct, that's Lowtax.
>>135811384
You smoothcherryfucker
>>135803866
because she wants your D
>>135811127
Is she topless in that second panel?
>>135811764
You are the very first person to make this comparison.
Well done!
>>135811348
>acting tough on the internet
You need to calm down Twinkle.
>>135811348
Sure thing Marshmallow.
>>135812359
That's a trap, obviously.
>>135812353
He doesn't know that
>>135808835
>>135795007
>>135811764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txSg0WZRS3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSpJQlBJCzA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r68y3wGn1k
>>135812539
>>135812574
As you can see using nicknames is a form of bullying, only betas get called by nicknames.
I rest my case.
>>135808835
knew a kid in middle school we all called Roach. No idea why. He was the coolest dude, too. With a name like that you'd expect him to be a gross fucker, but he wasn't like that at all.
>>135812842
Played a lot of cowadoody?
>>135812811
I had a friend in college called Moose.
Dunno why, but everybody called him that.
>>135812811
So you are a beta?
>>135813073
oh shit, I had a friend in college named moose as well. probably pretty commonouachita?
>>135813073
archie fans?
>>135813073
Go back to NDSU you scrub
>only nickname I've had was a play on YOLO and my last name
Fucking normalfags trying to meme me.
>285 reply thread about an anime about two office workers flirting over marshmellows
>most of the discussion is vegan bullying and nicknames
Did some sort of portal to hell open?
>>135813117
Everyone is beta in this forum.
>>135813117
i want to kiss Koto
>>135813509
>Not knowing this season is so shit that this 3 minute show is better than those meme anime.
>>135813509
Well I mean, not much more to discuss about a 3 minute show after 280 odd replies
My nickname was "Morty" from Shaman King because I was short and everyone watched that show.
>>135808634
>>135799834Was called Fungus for a while, when I was on shrooms I kek'ed hard.
>>135813799
No one cares because it has nothing to with this show queer
>>135813877
But you just gave me a reply
Thanks!
>>135813799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qLl145FqQg
LOOK AROUND YOU LOOK BEYOND
>>135813932
WE COULD MAKE AN UNBREAKABLE BOND
>>135813877
You did care enough to reply like a faggot instead of just ignoring it like a non-retarded person, though.
>>135813922
here's a (You)
>>135813974
Everyone deserves at least one (You)Even (You)
>>135813974
aren't you an even bigger faggot for using a post to call him a faggot?
Aren't I an even bigger faggot for doing the same to you?
With this, we can create the world's biggest faggots within this very thread...
Aw man I remember reading this webcomic on Danbooru like a year ago. This is fucking great.
>>135814101
does that mean last post is biggest faggot?
>>135814101
The difference my friend is that we didn't go full retard claiming "we didn't care" while doing exactly that. There's no loop.
>>135814155
Huh. Didn't even know it was translated on danbooru.
>>135813799
I was gummy bear dude, that's not bad
I used to be called Mandark.
>>135795603
>Cute girl liking old fat waste of life.
Yeah, definitely not picking it up unless they kill of the fat guy or if he gets keked
>>135801162
In the webmanga he made a girl fall for him, said girl already has a boyfriend.
>>135814572
>gummy bear
>>135814690
>he doesn't want a strong man around the house to fix the plumbing and build your son a treehouse
what're you, gay?
>>135814731
Alpha as fuck
I wonder how much money some random pixiv artist gets for a show like this based off some of their scribbled out work
>>135814491
Yeah, they were the only ones translating it at the time.
>>135814831
>a cute christmas cake will never suckle your greasy mustache
>>135814690
>not self-inserting as the fat guy trying to a beat a woman
>>135808534
It feelks like going to a NTR gallery.
>>135813587
>>135813744
On that note, WHO THE FUCK IS SUBBING SEKKOU BOYS
>>135799834
>tfw my nickname in high school was burger king
My nickname was Irvin (Erwin in spanish) because the gym teacher accidentally called me that first day of school, and it stuck for 4 years.
>>135799834
>being fat
>>135815197
>>135795007
Best short series since wakakozake. Really enjoyed the first ep.
>neo/a/ the thread
>tfw I was the guy who always gave people nicknames that stuck
I was born to meme
>>135815231
Good post friend
>>135799616
What kind of retard are you that you don't know the answer to this question? Have you never ever eaten a popsicle?
>never had a nickname
>>135815448
I only managed that with a teacher, we called him Grimey because he looked just like him
>>135815379
For real. No one gives a shit about your shitty time at school and whatever stupid nicknames you had.
>>135802788
>Being a vegan
How in the fuck are marshmellows anti-vegan anyway?
It's sugar, water, gelatin, cornstarch and sometimes eggs.
Eggs are vegan because they're more like waste as their are unfertilized and just drop out.
Do you not drink milk either pussy?
Fuck you, at least you guys weren't called the Meat Stick.
>>135815214
You're a spic?
>>135815698
Were you the star of a GirlsforM chapter?
>>135815698
What's wrong with 肉棒?
>>135815683
Gelatin is made from cow marrow.
Who does Horse Teeth play?
>>135815683
Vegans are retarded and won't consume anything that has ever come out of an animal so no, they don't drink milk or eat eggs.
Also about the marshmallows, gelatin is made of animal bones and cartilagues so they can't eat that either
>>135815795
Thats awesome
>>135815803
Far left.
>>135815680
>>135815379
You guys are right. We need to create our own website. One where blogging and nicknames are allowed. It will be called,Gaia Online.
>>135815923
So this is literally just Chubby Chasing: The Animu?
>>135816085
That was Accel World.
This show is fucking great.
>>135816085
Evil cake bullying.
>>135815728
N-No I just lived in mexico
>>135815803
>>135812359
>she
>>135799834
My last name started in like fifth grade and was a shortened version of my wirklich lange german last name.
When I was a freshman and sophomore in highschool, the upperclassmen called me McLovin because I looked like the guy from SuperBad
>>135816286
You didn't have a last name until you were in fifth grade?
>>135816342
ah fuck
I meant *my nickname started in
>>135795007
MALLOW, BABY
MARSH. MALLOW.
Mmmmmmallow!
MALLOW!
MALLOW!
MALLOW!
>>135816342
FUCK OFF BEAR FUCK OFF
>>135816122
Don't remind me.
>>135813509
Yeah, lets just hope that this doesn't turn into some regular blogging thread.
>>135813587
If this show is so good then why are people talking about everything but the show?
If you're so smart why aren't you able to read?
>>135799834
I had at least 5 different nicknames depending on who was talking.
The worst one was "Chuckles", but compared to Marshmallow, it's fucking nothing.
>>135816431
>>135816576
It's a short, there isn't much to discuss
>>135816611
This show is great already.
The VAs soudn familiar. Are they just generic voices or did they play a role in anything noteworthy?
>>135816650Princess Hijack?
>>135816613
We can discuss why an attractive, working, dry-witted, athletic woman is trying to get with a dense, disgusting, gluttonous blob of a man.
Because I have no fucking idea.
>>135816697
Eri Kitamura as Iori Wakabayashi
Tetsu Inada as Habahiro Kusaka (Hige)
Kana Hanazawa as MIO5 (Degasu)
>>135809824
People have nicknames for one of two reasons.
The first is that you have a group of friends who give you a nickname out of fondness.
The second is that no one can be bothered to remember your real name and the nickname is easier to remember.
I would assume /a/ falls heavily into the latter.
>>135816286
jimmy?
>>135816865
Put your trip back on Bear
>>135815186
>tfw CR announced Galko-chan but not Sekkou Boys
Hoping it's either magically appear on their site without any announcement like what happened to a few of their simulcasts last season or just a late start for episode 1 like what happened to Kagewani.
>>135816743
>Because I have no fucking idea.
It's because she's 2D. Only a 2D girl can be given a box of fish and consider it a cherished possession she will consume with the utmost care and attention.
The more 2D I consume, the more 3D women disgust me. It no longer feels like 2D is a reflection of 3D women. Instead, 3D women feel like a shadow of a shadow of 2D: vile and devoid of all virtue that makes 2D so great in the first place.
Go ahead, call me a fedora tipper. See if I care.
>>135816994
>Go ahead, call me a fedora tipper. See if I care.
More like you're trying way too hard to fit in
>>135795007
When Kyoanus wil make a full show about moe ojisan,cake and Milf?
>>135816994
Calm down, friend.
>Episode was only 3 minutes long and was extremely straightforward.
>People wondering why we went off topic.
>>135816994
well you aren't wrong anon
>>135817140
You're mad because you don't have a nickname.
>>135816697
>>135816785
I feel kinda sad that I couldn't hear Kitamura this time. Definitely went over my head.
>>135795603
AOTS
Hige is cute! CUTE!
>>135817140
Fuck off 3DPD.
>>135799834
You guys are lucky, my nickname was fuckface.
>>135817198
Yeah, anon. Because every single thread for a short usually turns into retards blogging about their childhood.
Lurk more, retard and while you do that learn to express yourself without your shitty greentext crutch like a big boy.
>>135816785
>Maeda and Karen/Aquarios
Ah, that's decent. They work well together.
>>135816917
Please post in my thread
>>135817688
Mine was Russian Tranny Pornstar.
>>135817519
youarecordiallyinvitedtofuckmyass.jpg
>>135818341
There's absolutely nothing cordial about that invitation, anon.
>>135815683
>doesn't know what gelatin is
>>135815803
What is this creature?
>>135816286
>When I was a freshman and sophomore in highschool, the upperclassmen called me McLovin because I looked like the guy from SuperBad
Underage, please.
>>135795603
As others have said, I'm picking this up simply because of this webm.
>>135817140
Do you have the peanut butter one?
>>135818684
Kaori Taguchi. This is her first role.
Is it wrong that the old man made me think of Carl?
>>135808634
They called me pdge because my name has no vowels.
>>135818874
Shut up Lenny
>>135819329
>Japan
>sexual harassment, personal space violations, and outside of the office harassment not being ignored
Pick one and only one.
>>135819329
Watch servant x service.
>>135819366
sexual harassment please
>>135819329
I post on /a/ and I can tell you from my professional opinion that you are a faggot.
>>135819329
I guess you wanted me to respond to that.
>>135819329
You die if you work.
>>135819450
Oh shit, thanks, I almost forgot to love Lain today.
>>135819329
Please don't shitpost with Nekone.
>>135819366
Not that his post isn't an entirely retarded shitpost considering the context of a Chinese cartoon plot but let's not forget things.
>>135819602
Hiss.
>>135819329
>HR
>work
Kek
>>135819329
>I work in HR
Fuck you.
>>135819329
>He thinks what he does can be considered work.
>>135819329
>HR
>work
Heh, you probably do less than I do, and I'm in IT.
>>135820136
Fuck off Bear
>>135820136
>and I'm in IT
Sup.
>>135801562
What's the first?
>>135819329
>My anime isn't following the rules of real life.
Here have a (You).
>download episode without paying attention; don't realize it's a short series
>pleasantly surprised by quality AND length
>>135815907
Possessed Himari is sexy.
No employee that wants your dick this bad.
;_;
>>135820373
>Here have a (You).
(You) too.
>>135820184
It's great, I browse /a/ and /fit/ and watch anime all day
>>135820520
I know I know, I do the sameI'm on vacations right now anyway, not like anything changed.
>>135815683
>Do you not drink milk either pussy?
It's so brave and masculine to eat meat right? Just like watching anime
>>135799834
My was panda. I use it online now.
>>135820819
Eating meat is the most masculine thing ever.
>>135820913
Why do I care how masculine I am?
>>135799834
Mine was "Super Magical Ultra Hacker" because I knew how to open the command prompt.
>>135820819
Who even coined the term 'herbivore men'?
>>135820136
HR is hard work.
I'm responsible for getting everyone's joining paperwork in order and E-Verifying them since my state demands that everyone is registered in a government database.
Someone has to push paper, and that is what HR does.
>>135820940
To know when you need to get off a testosterone trip or not.
Don't want to get too far from being the little girl, do we now?
>>135820940
Only fuckboys ask that question.
>>135820994
>I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to!
>>135820994
shut up you faggot, try being in public accounting or IB.
>>135820972
>Super Magical Ultra Hacker
I'd watch it.
A drawfag should put her in a dom outfit and teases the sweaty middle-aged man with marshmellows just out of reach
>>135821057
That's not what HR is
>engineers in charge of understanding business
>>135820994
Hey, if I said I liked anime in my resume, would you hire me?
>>135821070
It's called Battle Programmer Shirase, though it could do to be a little more magical.
>>135821088
Don't blame him anon. Let him live in his little STEM bubble.
>>135821082
Woah woah man! Let's not go that far yet , this show is supposed to be comfy.
>>135799834
Mine was "Mr.Wiggles"
>>135815416
Cute
One thing I love about vegans is how they can't go than 30 seconds at a time in a group of people without reminding everyone they
are vegans.
Its like listening someone do the same tihng with being in fucking AA all the goddamn time.
>>135820994
>tfw work as a researcher
>all of my human interaction is with my colleagues and students
Feels good.
>>135821217
It's like crossies and buzzwords.
>>135821217
Vegans, feminists, communists/anarchists and atheists are really obnoxious.
>>135821291
At least pol-sci faggots and fedora level atheists tend to shut the fuck up about it once they hit mid 20s if they have a job that isn't retail/service/
>>135819329
>HR
>work
Now that's a contradiction if I ever saw one.
>>135821217
That's because you assume everyone who isn't talking about being a vegan isn't one. The only time you think about vegans is when someone mentions that they're vegan. So you take those experiences and make generalizations about how all vegans never shut up about being vegan, when in fact you probably meet vegans every day without realizing it.
Can't wait the shitstorm at this reveal.
It happens right after the intro of this episode
>>135822130
>both have black hair
>girl has brown
I'm calling shenanigans.
>>135822250
Of course.
>>135799834
>Had spiky hair
>Got nicknamed Goku because all the kids were watching DBZ back then
Sounds like I lucked out, unlike you guys.
>>135822250
Look at those eyebrows though
Only eyebrows like that can be passed though genetics
>>135822250
My brother had blonde hair until he hit puberty when it turned dark brown
>inb4 cuck meme
He looks so much like my father it's scary
>>135822292
>be bald
>senpaitachi call me one punch man
I'm better than you.
>>135822349
>be bald
>>135822396
I can shine on my own.
>>135822250
2 people with black hair may both have the brown hair recessive gene. That'll give the kid a 25% chance to have brown hair.
>>135822349
>bald
>better
This hits too close home for me to be enjoyable, it's just another suffering animu like that one propaganda about the wife and otaku husband.
>>135822349
B A L D
A
L
D
>>135822349
>be bald
>>135822349
Why are you so bald?
>>135822440
If they take into account dominant and recessive genes instead of going the usual route of slapping the parents immediate visible traits onto the child, it'll be a good twist.
I'm expecting there to be a misunderstanding but is there anyone that follows this artist and knows what happens? I don't see the follow up on danbooru and the thought of trawling through all the pages on Pixiv is a bit much.
>>135808634
the worst I got was 'Snow White' and that one time I got called an 'albino gorilla assed fuck'
Atleast they kind of made sense
So when does he get NTR'd?
>>135822349
I hope you have facial hair or something because that's the only way to salvage being a pitiful baldy.Come here brother. ;_;
>>135822349
>>135822847I was just doing for the Goku vs. Saitama meme, I'm sorry.
>>135822847
Being bald without facial hair means you lack a soul
I met a vegan once, he was pretty chill and respectful. I couldn't deny that veganism is the most humane life style, but I don't really want to become one.
>>135822877
Fucking get out and apologize to every bald man in the world.
>>135822986
I'm sorry Daiz.
>>135799834
>>135822349
Baldy
>>135799834
Hey at least you weren't called "Dewgong" or "zoo keeper".
To this day, I still don't know why I had those nicknames.
>>135795007
Girl of the season
>>135816743
Because she is a cake past expiration date, MC is her only hope.
And you know how much being cake is suffering in Japan.
>>135810176
I enjoyed it more than everything else I've watched so far this season.
>>135814831
I thought she was sucking his moustache at first.
>>135822349
No Daiz, nobody's calling you that.
>oh this looks really cute
>its a short
MOTHER FUCK
>you will never be a moe ojisan¨
;_;
When Ojisan fell back and his feet went up in the air for a second, and we got that glorious shot of his ass and crotch with his big fat legs sticking up, I started to ask a lot of questions about myself.
>>135808634
>>135799834
>tfw nobody ever gave me any nicknames due to having zero personality, never getting up to any antics, and having the most boring appearance possible
That voice, that accent.
Those fucking lips, face and hairstyle.
My dream workplace affair.
>>135825348
You should take a look at some bara doujins.
>>135825449
It's the best hairstyle
>>135825436
Your nickname us Vanilla
>>135825551
No, see, I was so boring that nobody even noticed how boring I was.
>>135822130
what the fuck is the point of this development
at least I found out early.
Am I missing something? I'm sure in this scene she said 子作り; having children, attempting to conceive, (I want to make a child). How could he possibly misinterpret this?
>>135822130
Dropped
>>135825675
Jya, ko tsukuri was misheard as jyako tsukuri, jyako being small fish
>>135808634
>Kid in school that everyone called Smitty cause his last name was Smith
>He randomly starts calling me "Swazy" one day, my last name is Suarez
>It sticks for some reason
>Nickname somehow spreads around the whole school and suddenly people I've never talked to ever are greeting me in the halls and shit
I just rolled with it, but it was fucking weird for a few years
>>135825675
Hige is too pure.
>>135822130
>She craves his dick like her lungs crave oxygen
>He just really likes marshmallows
This shit is comedy gold, fuck you guys.
>>135822349
>senpaitachi call me one punch man
Fuck off underage shit.
I really hope she gets porn.
>>135822130
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Then what's the entire point of this anime? She loses in like 2 pages and that's it?
Dropped. At least you warned me before I got too excited.
>>135804085
what about ron jeremy
>>135822130
No fucking way, why would they tease us with the first episode. Oi mangafag, please tell us it's gonna be a comfy ride from here.
>>135822130
I've never 180'd on something so fast. dropped
>>135822130
I love how the Japs have this amazing ability to ruin fucking everything with the most retarded twists. Like normal human beings say "Should I do this? No, it wouldn't really amount to anything except damaging the story and making the readers pissed".
Japs are.. Fuck I don't even know.
>>135822130
For what purpose.
>>135822130
>nothing past this is translated
>>135822130
Why are people upset at this again?
>>135822130
Wait, this isn't translated so I can't see it from the raws alone but is this a misunderstanding, is he actually married and with children, uncle, some family, divorced, something?
>>135827694
Shut up Renge.