This high-ranking Turkish pasha approaches you and puts you on

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>>135756936
Charge

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>>135757727
pay it up or head on the spike infidel

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>>135758237
how about you're angus on my spike

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>>135758484
he chose to ally with not-Ottoman empire and impaled the not-HRE's envoy in the manga

>>135756936
Will do absolutely nothing.

>>135756936
I am a Muslim, I don't pay Jizya.

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>>135756936
I'd rather be dead

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>>135756936
Turkeye Genocide best day of my life

>>135761439
>Turkish calender year 76 Şeker
>Şeker
>Literally the year of candy
Who names this shit

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>>135756936


O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.

You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

>>135756936

Make him crossdress for me and fuck his tight butt. He looks really good when crossdressing, you see.

>>135761687
This letter and those Pompelli's graffiti show that shitposting was always part of human culture

>>135758237
the heck. it seems i need to catch up

>>135761687
Heh that letter actually doesn't exists
Also Zaporozhians actually sided with Ottomans against the Russian empire
>>135761497
They even have month called "Rakı"
Kek

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kurwa

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>>135762467
envoy on the way

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TURKS are for ____

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What did Timur Khan do to Bayezid?

>>135756936
Impale him as it is my gypsy tradition.

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>>135763146
friendship :3

>Polish-Turkish relations were historically strong, the official relations were established in the 15th century.[1] The Ottoman Empire was the only major country in the world which did not recognize the Partitions of Poland.[1] In the 19th century many Polish veterans of the November Uprising, January Uprising and Crimean War arrived in Turkey. Many Polish officers, like Michał Czajkowski, served in the Ottoman Army. Polish general Marian Langiewicz spent the last years of his life in Turkey, fought in the Ottoman Army and died in Istanbul, where he is buried at the Haydarpaşa Cemetery. Polish national poet Adam Mickiewicz spent the last months of his life in Istanbul and died there. The house where he lived was later transformed into the Adam Mickiewicz Museum.

>There is also a Polish village of Polonezköy (Adampol) in Turkey. It lies on the Anatolian side of Istanbul and was settled in 1842 by Polish veterans of the November Uprising. In the 19th and 20th centuries further Polish settlers arrived. As of 2009 there is still Polish minority in the village.[1]

>>135763271
he literally bullied him to the death

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>>135761763
this nigga knows his shit

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>>135762467
>win one bettle
>muh stopped turks
top kek

>>135763406
Who is that on the right some Serbian vassal girl?

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>>135763447
Kill all turks and italians

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>>135763459
That's Eastern Merchant girl.

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>>135763514
I would like all poles to dissapear beacuse i dont like poor people

>>135763567
Why is she going


SRBIJAAAAAA

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>>135756936
>tfw he follows heathen traditions
absolutely haram.jpg

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>>135763580

Hang all Italians ITS DALMACIJA WAR NOW

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>>135756936

Choose a better sultan

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Kick him out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcJoDmyEehE

>>135763801
Fuck drilling real boys are melded into men on the battlefield

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>>135763622
>Why is she going
Mahmut bailed her out financially in exchange for using her merchant privelages for Türkiye

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>they made him moe
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>135758237
Why Mahmut went full edge?

>>135764665
Mahmut should end up with the princess he's the only one she respects as a man.

her fiance is still a coward

and

her uncle pretty much gave up being with her

Mahmut is pretty much the only person left that could have a chance with her.

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Everyone knows that Milos Obilic killed the sultan.

>>135764801
Because they killed the Pasha that raised him and put his head on a spike

>>135765034
What? I have got to catch up. Fucking hell, they killed one of the good guys.

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>>135765191
>>135765034
rip ;_;

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>>135764801
He's been at full edge for a while.

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>>135765315
>>135756936
>anime adaptation never
feels sad mang

>>135765406
I really feel like it should be more popular in the West than in Japan, but it seems it's the other way around. I don't get it.

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>>135761320
Their plans sure were ruined.

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>>135765577
Its because it's about Kebab, winning.

>>135756936
When are we getting a literal harem anime? Just imagine, a beta Ottoman prince trying to pick a wife from his collection of slaves...

> buxom, stunning Circassian woman
> tsundere greek
> dojiko Slav
> Armenian loli
> delicious brown Somali

Christ, this shit writes itself.

>>135765577
their publisher seems only working domestically
but if its popular in japan (which is i see lotta fanart on pixiv) they should have done the adaptation
but who knows?
the Ertuğrul/Kainan 1890 film (movie about ertuğrul frigate incident https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottoman_frigate_Ertu%C4%9Frul#Accident
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUpwjZsfHrM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBGlzxc667E) was hit in both turkey and japan so maybe they can make anime adaptation of shoukoku no altair at last

>>135766021
Throw in a haughty Hungarian ojou-sama and I'm sold.

>>135766021
this
when ottoman harem soap opera aired every balkan women got all slippery wet when watching it
ask /int/ theres one croat anon who got butthurt because of this
>>135766310
>ara~ara~who would like an old hungarian noble lady like me?

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>>135765955
>Get sacked by Crusaders and Venetians
>Get mad when kebab conquers your weak ass
Should have accepted the Mehmed II's offer when you got the chance senpai

>>135765704
plans were ruined once 1st Vienna siege was lifted
and don't get me started on the 2nd one, Ottomans had enough forces that time but due to huge fuck up of grand vizier ottoman army got totally rekt

>>135766021
> tfw no qt 2D Circassian waifu

>>135766713

>Get sacked by Crusaders and Venetians

they kinda asked for it

>shortchange your Crusader "allies"
>slaughter Latins and sell thousands more to the Turks
>get jumped by Crusaders
>try to invade Bagdhdad
>mercenaries you hired won't stop pillaging Muslim villages
>Muslims kidnap your Emperor
>"Byzantines dindu nuffing"

>>135767048
fun fact:Circassian, Crimean, and Byzantine women produced competent heirs and sultans while Ottomans went to decline when Suleiman chose the slav peasant route and executed his own son whose mother happen to be circassian

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>>135767108
>1071
>Byzantines totally got rekt by Turks even though they outnumber them
>Sultan Alp Arslan captures the Byzantine Emperor
>He asks what would Emperor captured him instead
>He replies with "I would put chains on you and made you walk the streets of Constantinople then execute you"
>Alp Arslan replies:"Im giving you worse punishment, i set you free"
>Then he gives him golds, gifts and bodyguards for him to reach to capital safely
Lotta bantz were had that day

>>135767225
Not surpised at all.

t. Slovak

>>135767699
>Balkans were mistake

>>135766021
Don't forget the Janissary boy who loves the MC
gotta get that fujobux rolling!

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>>135767580

>And then the Greek degenerated entirely into women, putting aside all manly vigour, both of words and of spirit, they lightly swore whatever they thought would please us, but they never kept faith with us nor maintained respect for themselves. In general they really have the opinion that anything which is done for the holy empire cannot be considered perjury. Let no one think that I am taking vengeance on a race of men hateful to me and that because of my hatred I am inventing a Greek whom I have not seen. Whosoever has known Greeks will, if asked, say that when they are afraid they become despicable in their excessive debasement and when they have the upper hand they are arrogant in their severe violence to those subjected to them...

>The city [Constantinople] itself is squalid and fetid and in many placed harmed by permanent darkness, for the wealthy overshadow the streets with buildings and leave these dirty, dark places to the poor and to travelers; there murders and robberies and other crimes which love the darkness are committed. Moreover, since people live lawlessly in this city, which has as many lords as rich men and almost as many thieves as poor men, a criminal knows neither fear nor shame, because crime is not punished by law and never entirely comes to light. In every respect she exceeds moderation; for, just as she surpasses other cities in wealth, so too she surpasses them in vice."

>...To us who suffered the Greeks' evil deeds, however, divine justice, and the fact that our people are not accustomed to endure shameful for long, give hope of vengeance. Thus we comfort our sad hearts, and we shall follow the course of our misfortunes so that posterity may know about the Greeks' treacherous actions.

>Odo of Deuil, De profectionie Ludovici VII in orientem, trans. V. G. Berry (New York: Columbia University Press 1948).

>>135767580
Then the Emperors own people blended and castrated him and tortured him to death.
After that civil war broke out and the richfags bought themselves turkish soldiers.
>mfw Sultanate of Rum

>>135768337
They could do an entire show about Janissaries dancing and yaoi-baiting. For my harem show, all I need is my devsirme'd vizier being a bro and helping my prince navigate his bevy of beauties from all corners of the Empire.

>>135767580
Wait, Alp Arslan was the sultanate of Rum?

>>135769978
Wait, so Ck2 was accurate in playing as a Byzantine duke?

>>135761687
Shit posting has never been as fun. I wish there was a CK2 shitposting mod.

>>135763271
Please explain good anon.

>>135765315
>Edge
>In wartime
I'm pretty sure these are the times where you're supposed to be an edgelord.