This high-ranking Turkish pasha approaches you and puts you on the ground then says: "Pay up your Jizya or else infidel!"
What would you do?
pay it up or head on the spike infidel
how about you're angus on my spike
he chose to ally with not-Ottoman empire and impaled the not-HRE's envoy in the manga
I'd rather be dead
O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.
You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
envoy on the way
>Polish-Turkish relations were historically strong, the official relations were established in the 15th century. The Ottoman Empire was the only major country in the world which did not recognize the Partitions of Poland. In the 19th century many Polish veterans of the November Uprising, January Uprising and Crimean War arrived in Turkey. Many Polish officers, like Michał Czajkowski, served in the Ottoman Army. Polish general Marian Langiewicz spent the last years of his life in Turkey, fought in the Ottoman Army and died in Istanbul, where he is buried at the Haydarpaşa Cemetery. Polish national poet Adam Mickiewicz spent the last months of his life in Istanbul and died there. The house where he lived was later transformed into the Adam Mickiewicz Museum.
>There is also a Polish village of Polonezköy (Adampol) in Turkey. It lies on the Anatolian side of Istanbul and was settled in 1842 by Polish veterans of the November Uprising. In the 19th and 20th centuries further Polish settlers arrived. As of 2009 there is still Polish minority in the village.
this nigga knows his shit
>win one bettle
>muh stopped turks
I would like all poles to dissapear beacuse i dont like poor people
>tfw he follows heathen traditions
Hang all Italians ITS DALMACIJA WAR NOW
Choose a better sultan
Kick him out.
>Why is she going
Mahmut bailed her out financially in exchange for using her merchant privelages for Türkiye
>they made him moe
Mahmut should end up with the princess he's the only one she respects as a man.
her fiance is still a coward
her uncle pretty much gave up being with her
Mahmut is pretty much the only person left that could have a chance with her.
>anime adaptation never
feels sad mang
Its because it's about Kebab, winning.
When are we getting a literal harem anime? Just imagine, a beta Ottoman prince trying to pick a wife from his collection of slaves...
> buxom, stunning Circassian woman
> tsundere greek
> dojiko Slav
> Armenian loli
> delicious brown Somali
Christ, this shit writes itself.
their publisher seems only working domestically
but if its popular in japan (which is i see lotta fanart on pixiv) they should have done the adaptation
but who knows?
the Ertuğrul/Kainan 1890 film (movie about ertuğrul frigate incident https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottoman_frigate_Ertu%C4%9Frul#Accident
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBGlzxc667E) was hit in both turkey and japan so maybe they can make anime adaptation of shoukoku no altair at last
when ottoman harem soap opera aired every balkan women got all slippery wet when watching it
ask /int/ theres one croat anon who got butthurt because of this
>ara~ara~who would like an old hungarian noble lady like me?
>Get sacked by Crusaders and Venetians
>Get mad when kebab conquers your weak ass
Should have accepted the Mehmed II's offer when you got the chance senpai
plans were ruined once 1st Vienna siege was lifted
and don't get me started on the 2nd one, Ottomans had enough forces that time but due to huge fuck up of grand vizier ottoman army got totally rekt
>Get sacked by Crusaders and Venetians
they kinda asked for it
>shortchange your Crusader "allies"
>slaughter Latins and sell thousands more to the Turks
>get jumped by Crusaders
>try to invade Bagdhdad
>mercenaries you hired won't stop pillaging Muslim villages
>Muslims kidnap your Emperor
>"Byzantines dindu nuffing"
fun fact:Circassian, Crimean, and Byzantine women produced competent heirs and sultans while Ottomans went to decline when Suleiman chose the slav peasant route and executed his own son whose mother happen to be circassian
>Byzantines totally got rekt by Turks even though they outnumber them
>Sultan Alp Arslan captures the Byzantine Emperor
>He asks what would Emperor captured him instead
>He replies with "I would put chains on you and made you walk the streets of Constantinople then execute you"
>Alp Arslan replies:"Im giving you worse punishment, i set you free"
>Then he gives him golds, gifts and bodyguards for him to reach to capital safely
Lotta bantz were had that day
>And then the Greek degenerated entirely into women, putting aside all manly vigour, both of words and of spirit, they lightly swore whatever they thought would please us, but they never kept faith with us nor maintained respect for themselves. In general they really have the opinion that anything which is done for the holy empire cannot be considered perjury. Let no one think that I am taking vengeance on a race of men hateful to me and that because of my hatred I am inventing a Greek whom I have not seen. Whosoever has known Greeks will, if asked, say that when they are afraid they become despicable in their excessive debasement and when they have the upper hand they are arrogant in their severe violence to those subjected to them...
>The city [Constantinople] itself is squalid and fetid and in many placed harmed by permanent darkness, for the wealthy overshadow the streets with buildings and leave these dirty, dark places to the poor and to travelers; there murders and robberies and other crimes which love the darkness are committed. Moreover, since people live lawlessly in this city, which has as many lords as rich men and almost as many thieves as poor men, a criminal knows neither fear nor shame, because crime is not punished by law and never entirely comes to light. In every respect she exceeds moderation; for, just as she surpasses other cities in wealth, so too she surpasses them in vice."
>...To us who suffered the Greeks' evil deeds, however, divine justice, and the fact that our people are not accustomed to endure shameful for long, give hope of vengeance. Thus we comfort our sad hearts, and we shall follow the course of our misfortunes so that posterity may know about the Greeks' treacherous actions.
>Odo of Deuil, De profectionie Ludovici VII in orientem, trans. V. G. Berry (New York: Columbia University Press 1948).
Then the Emperors own people blended and castrated him and tortured him to death.
After that civil war broke out and the richfags bought themselves turkish soldiers.
>mfw Sultanate of Rum
They could do an entire show about Janissaries dancing and yaoi-baiting. For my harem show, all I need is my devsirme'd vizier being a bro and helping my prince navigate his bevy of beauties from all corners of the Empire.