>a guy gets hired as a salaryman for your average company, but he arrives on his first day of work to discover that his hiring manager has moved to another company and that departments have been restructured so that several different managers all think that he belongs to someone else and as a result no one can tell him exactly what he is supposed to be doing
>hijinks ensue as he discovers that he likes getting paid 8 hours a day to draw manga/write stories/surf the net/watch anime on his phone and must conceal that he doesn't actually do any work
What if you hammertimed so hard you turned into a spear?
And you're lying there like WTF, homie. Then you find out that's how all the spears in the world are made and the harder you get down wiggit the better the spear is. Then you like get invited into a secret underground group of bad muthers that go around hammering people and turning them into spears and there's like experts that hammer white people and turn them into hand crafted exotic moslem assagais.
Imagine slamming a door so hard that it turned into a loli. Then you found out that’s where ALL lolis come from, and you got initiated into a club that makes lolis. The stronger you slam, the cuter the loli. So there are like super strong slammers who hit doors into their waifus and shit.
In the future, the governments of the world have been replaced with a completely meritocratic system. Each country in the global federation has their leader elected by a series of tests and exams, designed to select the best leaders by their character, intelligence, past accomplishments, and other qualifications. It is all run by an artificial intelligence program. This system has been working well for almost a hundred years.
In Japan, the MC goes to her high school and lives a relatively normal life. She’s a bit shy and unsure of herself but she has never encountered anything that impeded her. During the election that happens every two years, she fills out the test without giving it a second thought, being required to do so as a citizen. The next morning, she woke up to cameras flashing outside her window.
It turns out that she was selected by the AI in charge of the test as the next leader of Japan. Not only that, but all the other world leaders selected are also high school girls. They are taken to the world’s capital where they must go to school and lead the modern world together.