We can't have new threads without the pastebin.
Her character got nothing going for her, except being disgustingly cute. Her stand is pretty cool though.
Anyone able to come up with piano notes for any Jojo songs?
>it's going to be another three-to-four years minimum until you can see the Green Day fight animated
Why even live?
>King Crimson is in the image
Because we have the Highway Star fight to look forward to.
What's even more depressing is that we are almost halfways/a third into Jojolion and we still don't know jack shit. WHO IS THE VILLAIN?!
don'thope it's Joubin
Probably Rock Kars.
Also, with the way DP handled DIO's World, I hope they pull their socks up this time.
I wonder why people assume Jobin is the main villain anyway. Sure, he has spikes and he's gone a lot, but that doesn't particularly mean he's THE main villain.
Honestly, my money's on the unnamed guy in Gappy's flashback. He seems really evil-looking.
I just get the feeling that that's what Araki wants to lean towards. But it's not gonna end up being Joubin, as Araki has stated that he wants his villains to have some "Time-related" powers. Joubin doesn't really fit this trope.
Care to remind me who this guy in the flashback is? Can't remember him.
He gets posted about every other jojo thread. Some guy Gappy remembered for a split second that hasn't been talked about since.
My name is Josefumi, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, rock humans who spend every second of their life hibernating. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any 『pussy』? I mean, I guess it’s fun murdering people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than 『equivalent exchange』.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much the best of both worlds. I was a sailor, and a professional con artist. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn rocks”? I also get straight A’s in developmental potential, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me with her 『stand』; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Is there a chart or something of the old vs reset universe counterparts?
If not I'm willing to make one.
his hair looks pinkish so i wonder if he's related to yasuho
her dad maybe?
No, the hair seems too different to be Kira.
I've seen theories that it's Yasuho's absent father, though when I look at him closely, he actually kind of looks like he could be Kira's father.
It would be kind of weird if it ended up being both.
She genuinely looked like a man there. Just look at that manly manly jaw.
Josuke's template body is Josefumi, while Kira was just some shit that got mixed up. It explains why Josefumi's body was never found, while Kira's body was.
Seems more like a blond color given a pinkish tint because everything else drawn with him has a pinkishness to it.
The mystery only deepens.
What if it's Rohan's long awaited counterpart?
not gonna keep the jojo love from people because 4chan tells me to
Just noticed you said SBR.
Here's the part 1-7 colored pastebin: http://pastebin.com/Xbpc5gZy
You couldn't just search the archives?
Then you should go back to wherever you came from.
I thought in concept that there would be 2 Gappy's then. Kira's body would also be fucked up, right? So we got Gappy 1 (Josuke) and Gappy 2 (Kira). But only one surivived the process, while the other drowned.
>That moment when Gappy 1 got the bubbles and stealing, and Gappy 2 got the bombs.
i've been here for like two years man
i live here now
>so much bait in just one post
>Araki planning ahead in part 4 for part 8
Oh, by the way, something I was wondering: So Kira and Josefumi both have the Joestar birthmark, don't they? Are they long lost cousins or something? Is that why Kira kinda recognized Josefumi?
Maybe the fact they're related somehow could be the reason they were able to "fuse" correctly into Gappy.
Fuck didn't even know that someone had already predicted that. I love time travel bullshit like that, like how Kyon in Haruhi basically set up the events of the series, that kind of shit gets me so hard.
Where is the pic that shows Kira with the Birthmark.
Josefumi has it, but I have never seen it on Kira.
>bubbles that explode KQ style AND take something from you
Look at S&W's bubble star. It's half of Kira's and half of Secchan's
Kira's younger sister has one, so Kira most likely had it too, even if I also can't seem to remember the panel it was in (or if it was ever shown at all).
Also Joseph Joestar was much more promiscuous with Suzie Q in the SBR verse. Nigga gave birth to a litter of children, so there's many "Joestars" running around, but only those with Jojo in their name are relevant. This is why Kujo Josefumi's body survived the equivalent exchange and Kira's body didn't, even though Gappy has a 95% match with Kira.
Ah I see.
So the brother of Rina Higashikata is Norisuke II, which is the grandfather to ol' Norisuke IV?
Does this mean that Josefumi is on the Rina Higashikata side of the family then?
A descendant of Johnny, the same as Kira is?
WHAT IS THIS?
>What's even more depressing is that we are almost halfways/a third into Jojolion and we still don't know jack shit. WHO IS THE VILLAIN?!
Just like part 4
The villain could be just a random guy Araki sets up in the next chapter for all we know.
They just wanted to live their lives, man ;_;.
what the hell do you mean bait?
am i not allowed to say that?
>tries to post this on every thread so that someone else will save and post his meme later
>Implying they should have made that far to begin with
Death 13 was too bullshit for them to survive. Also, it's par for the course for old man Joseph to job, along with every main character and villain who's not Jotaro.
When are we getting an actual good part animated? I mean I appreciate their efforts, but I wish they just skipped 1 and 3. Hopefully the cash cow that is Stardust Crusaders gives them the incentive to go for Diamond.
There really is no reason to post this since it's totally unbelievable and I don't have a shred of evidence to prove it happened, but I got on /a/ right now just to say that I literally experienced what it felt to be victim to a "timeskip". It happened a moment ago and it was unbelievably bizarre. I moved my arm in front of me from one side of my vision to the other and time just straight up skipped without me anticipating it.
It might also be the effects of a concussion or hemorrhage, I don't know.
Why the hell did they cut all Purple Haze Feedback content from Eyes of Heaven?
What the fuck?
Without, I'd feel weird having some spirit hanging around me all the time that can think and speak, even if I know it's completely under my control (unless it's like Dragon's Dream or Cheap Trick) I'd rather have just another body that is an extension of my will.
So Norisuke knows about Kira and has info on his computer.
Do you think he'll own up and tell Gappy what's up or is Gappy gonna have to actually sneak onto his computer and find that shit
I'm hoping Damo will tell Josuke that Norisuke knows about him
Why does Part 8 Kira look so much different now then when it started? He used to have a pretty long, David Bowie-like face with prominent cheekbones. Now his face is way more square and he looks younger. His hair used to be wavy and now it's straight. Did he get Araki'd?
>Irrelevant thanks to a power that's way too contextual.
I always wondered if just making a fist and then opening it would count, if a fucking pen cover sliding off summons it definitely should.
She's still around she even noticed the sticky finger prints on the wall.
Oh right I forgot how it works, I was thinking she could do it herself.
Still if the person has no idea how the Stand works they're pretty fucked, even moreso if she has someone like Gappy to fight alongside her.
What kind of fucking sound is that
I'll bet someone $20 that kars makes an appearance in some form in part 8
^ here. This is how far I've come with the chart. Any constructive criticism is welcome. Of course it's gonna be expanded.
I suggest not bothering because it doesn't work that way at all. A single old character's traits are spread between many different new ones and a single new one often references many old ones at once. There are no rules to it.
Also why are SBR and JJL separate?
Araki stated very bluntly that he was trying to trace over the relationship with William Antonio Zeppeli and Jonathan when writing Steel Ball Run to make it seem more "Deep".
You should also add the Erina that Johnny marries,
Deigo and DIO,
Rudol Von Stroheim and Fritz Von Stroheim
Muhammed Avdol and Urmd Avdol
Dario and his Wife
Danny and Dog Danny
George Joestar II as shown in the flashback as Johnny's sickly son.
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone home?
Come on, Come on, Come on, now,
I hear you're feeling down.
Well, I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again.
I'll need some information first.
Just the basic facts.
Can you show me where it hurts?
There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying.
When I was a child I had a FEVER My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain, you would not understand
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.
I have become comfortably numb.
Just a little pin prick.
There'll be no more aaaaaaaaah!
But you may feel a little sick.
Can you stand up?
I do believe it's working, good.
That'll keep you going through the show
Come on it's time to go.
There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying.
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
but I have become comfortably numb.
Ths could be a great background for a Stand User.
Reminder that it's this guy's birthday
my theory is that Joseph got some random bitch pregnant, and that child was Kiyomi (Joestar)
Kiyomi Joestar then had a kid with Sadafumi Kujo (normal dude, just like Jotaro's dad was), and their child was Josefumi
that would mean Kiyomi and Holly are half-sisters, which would make Josefumi and Kira/Nijimura half-cousins
Out of all the pics for Joubin, they picked that one...
>So Norisuke knows about Kira and has info on his computer. Do you think he'll own up and tell Gappy what's up or is Gappy gonna have to actually sneak onto his computer and find that shit
Gappy already knows that Norisuke knows about Kira as Norisuke told him personally.
Damo probably thinks Norisuke knows more than he does about Kira because HIGASHIKATA Fruit Company is his employer but he doesn't know that it's just Joubin running things there.
>Norisuke told him personally.
i don't believe that's correct. he knows that norisuke knows about kira because he saw that symbol on the staircase leading to the room that norisuke told him not to go into (a symbol he had previously seen at kira's apartment), and then when he snuck into the room to investigate, he found the family tree that listed kira on it
is there any evidence that norisuke II, III, or IV had siblings who aren't being pictured, or are you just assuming that?
>he knows that norisuke knows about kira because he saw that symbol on the staircase leading to the room that norisuke told him not to go into (a symbol he had previously seen at kira's apartment), and then when he snuck into the room to investigate, he found the family tree that listed kira on it
Before Yagiyama attacked them, Josuke was allowed to ask Norisuke questions and Norisuke willingly answered his questions about Kira.
>Having fever dreams all night
>Decide to take a shower
>Out of fucking nowhere I start hearing voices in my head, and it feels like time is going at 3x speed
>It only settles down after I start slowly counting prime numbers
I'm fucking dying, guys.
I made a stand pnce, but it wasn't very personal
I don't think anyone has made a good stand test
And even then it's based on you, rather than you choosing what you want
He's just a super weirdo, especially for the family.
>Owns a luxurious Lamborghini despite being in a small town with his dad hating that shit
>Looks like a personified Dorito
>Trains and fights beetles for kicks
>Delves in the black market
>Loves to give out presents and show hospitality
>CANNOT say no to dares or bets, completely lives up to his promises should he lose
>Has a crossdressing 5 or 8 year old son
His stand could be villian potential, and Araki might make an outlier since this part is full of exceptions.
If he can adjust the temperature of people, it's an instant kill so long as he can activate it on you. 5~10 degrees F in either direction is enough to send a person into a deathly state.
And Josuke has probably as many allies as Johnny did at this point, but who will actually help in a bad situation (Norisuke/Joushuu/Karera/Kyo) is debatable since they all kind of hate him.
nah he's not a villain, it's just a red herring. at the end of the day, he's a dad who cares about his son but also loves his wife, and wants to do everything he can to keep them both safe. that requires him to get involved with some shady folks, but he's still got good intentions
Plastic Fantastic Lover
transforming stand who can change its appearance and abilities to those of any stand i had previously seen/encountered
instead of fighting, though, it would be a darby-style competition, where my stand (using the powers of whichever stand i had selected) would compete in games and challenges against the other person's stand
Norisuke and Karera are kinda shifty, the former because Jojo could technically be seen as a family threat now, the latter because she's mysterious.
Joushuu outright dislikes him but may be an awkward ally out of spite like during Robber's Road, and Kyo only helps him because he's part of her brother.
Being a homunculous is suffering
Jo2uke tested it and opening his eyes and mouth didn't trigger her Stand, so it's obvious nothing on the body triggers it, or else her Stand would tear out of your body every time the valves in your circulatory system opens up.
Did you read the fight at all, anon? When Jo2uke had her cornered she tossed a pen at him, and either she opened it before, or it opened when it hit him, but either way it opened and her Stand jumped out.
So, going back through Stardust Crusaders, I gotta wonder. Everyone who meets DIO is freaked the fuck out, like hes the god damn reaper in person. Is this just the normal result of regular humans going up against a vampire of DIO's ability, is it DIO's natural KARISSMA or did DIO gain something after all those years of researching Stands and heaven?
I'd die from the arrow because I lack the willpower sufficient enough to endure the Stand-gaining transformation.
I'd rather much use the Stone Mask, desu senpai.
But anon, you don't have to use the Stand Arrow. There are other methods to developing a Stand. Whatever is happening in Jojolion doesn't seem to require a will, or else Yasuho and Joshuu wouldn't have developed Stands. Then theres natural methods, like being born with a Stand, or developing one due to going through an intense mental and emotional ordeal.
Because Yasuho is just a normal highschool girl in a small town, of course she could be like Koichi and have crazy willpower, but do you really think that Joshuu has a strong will? If you think part 8's bite marks require willpower and if you don't think you can get a Stand that way, then you are saying you have less willpower than fucking Joshuu
Dio isn't really scary,it's charming at most. And I don't think he put much into research either. I mean,he had fucking Terence as his èlite. A guy that uses his stand with videogames.
Would I what? Treat her kindly and take her on lovely dates and spoil her with sweet nothings and little gifts as much as I could? Well fucking duh anon. Yasuho is made for the sweetest of love.
He has enough determination to kill though
as part of a plan to bang Paisley Park
>DIO isn't really scary
>All those recounts of characters first meeting DIO and damn near shitting, pissing and puking themselves out of sheer terror and only calming down when DIO said he wanted to be friends.
True, but afterwards Koichi displayed he had pretty impressive willpower afterwards. I wonder if Josuke could have mass produced Stand users if he had the arrow like that. Just stab n heal.
>and if you don't think you can get a Stand that way
When did I ever say that?
Really though, the whole series has a lot of stand users who you wouldn't expect to have exceptional will power. Joshuu doesn't stick out in that regard at all.
But Dio spent years researching the Stand arrows and heaven, thats why he had a whole journal full of research and how Pucci learned about it, since he spent so long hanging out with Pucci, shooting the shit and reading art books in bed.
>A guy that uses his stand with videogames
No serious assassin would be ready to beat him at videogames. The problem was mostly setting people in a situation where they would have to play a videogame, but, unlike D'arby, he could pull you in with that bullshit of grabbing a part of your soul. Also, he can tell when someone is lying. It's a pretty good bodyguard.
And you can play vidya with him when you're not busy.
True, but again, not all Stand users came about artificial means. Stands can come via the ordeals of life or even being born with one, hell Polnareff had Silver Chariot since he was as young as 3 years old. We know most of the Stand users in Moriah were arrow-born besides Josuke, Tonio and Aya, as far as I remember, but DIO might not have used the arrow on all his followers, and recruited natural Stand users as well. Joshuu hasn't shown any display of willpower, hell his first use of his Stand was a fluke.
Atum was also a really fast and strong Stand. Most of the time when Stands had very restricted powers that required prior set up the Stand had the power to back it up and corner you, like Judgement, so you couldn't just beat him up and go on. Not to mention DIO is an ancient vampire from olden days, he was still amazed by cars despite them being around for a long time, so shit like video games wouldn't make him scoff, he would be honestly amazed, especially being able to involve that shit in a Stand attack.
Hol Horse had enough willpower to aim his gun at the back of DIO's head and still keep his breathing steady and not break out into a nervous sweat. Oingo was probably born with his Stand or developed it naturally.
Ok, Hol Horse had his moments of courage. Maybe compared to other DIO minions, he seemed less fanatic and ambitious. And almost felt into harmless villain trope after his first appearance.
And idea of Oingo being born with stand is passable. Maybe it's running trait in his family.
But going to part 4, owner of Cinderella beauty parlor didn't seem to have any extraordinary willpower.
when CD's powers are described, it explicitly says that it can't be used to heal illness, which is why i don't think Okuyasu's dad is ever healed
i've seen others say that since the flesh bud fully took over his body and transformed him completely, CD couldn't do anything because there was nothing to "return" him to
Okay, i just wanted to point out that Stand=huge willpower isn't always accurate. Also that carpenter guy who get his stand via arrow seemed like a nerve wreck.
But damn, one thing i loved in Part 4 were stands used for work or daily life. Not just to fight (or used both ways, like a harvest)
>MC gets almost time stopping powers
>where i've seen this before?
Guy who evaluated cost of rebuilding Rohan's house. Cheap trick "user"
Oh him. Well he was only a nervous wreck because his Stand was going to kill him if anyone saw his back. He was an example of someone who had just enough will to not die from the the stand arrow, but not enough to control his Stand, so it became deadly towards himself. I mean shit, he had enough willpower to crawl around without shame to hide his back.
>Theres a difference between moving at extreme speeds and literally freezing the passage of time.
And yet dio can move objects other than himself which should be immobile, unless he's lending time to or something. In any case whatever the "rules" are i'd like to see more interesting stuff like that see: Stopman, where's even pulling duplicates of himself out of time to serve justice
Nah, in Magi it was not really time stop, but actually changed perception of time for MC, so he sees his enemies in extreme slow-motion.
But everyone freaking out and not understanding his trick just remind me of DIO.
Well considering Dio is the one who stopped time it'd make sense for him (and Jotaro because lol samestand) to be able to grant some sort of momentum through it.
Though I am sure if he were to hold something in one place and rub it enough it would combust the moment he ended his time stop, kinda like that one stand in part 5 (Kraftwerk?).
He's referring to the architect who Cheap Trick originally belonged to.
Mind you, Cheap Trick was explicitly said to be a vindictive team-killing shithead because his original owner was so weak-willed.
When time is stopped in the Jojo verse it seems to follow the same logic throughout, which is whoever stopped time is still influenced by their own 'time' which includes whatever they are holding or touching, and when those things leave his possession, they run out of 'moving time' until they too freeze up, which is how Dio can pull his knife throwing trick, or why shoving people or blowing cats up caused that nasty chain reaction
>Theres a difference between moving at extreme speeds and literally freezing the passage of time.
There is but it's pretty much null if you go at tremendous speeds like the speed of light.
Not really, especially if you put it into Jojoverse terms. Moving at tremendous speeds would destroy everything you interact with, while stopping time just does that, stop time. Or look at Pucci, he was moving at speeds faster than light speed, and yet he wasn't blowing people's bodies apart simply by brushing up against them.
>especially if you put it into Jojoverse terms
Well that changes everything. Though he was talking about general physics. In a jojo thread.
How did Pucci avoid the harpoon Jotaro threw him anyway? It's because Jotaro miscalculated the time stop period,being it accelerated by pucci himself?
Probably, or because Pucci was just moving too fast to really hit, even if the object was moving at Heaven speed. That was a strange, but interesting factor in the fight, that Made in Heaven was fast forwarding the universe to such a degree that absolute powers like freezing time were being distorted as well.
>joseph for jonathan
>implying SBRverse and JJLverse aren't the same thing
you did read the manga right?
>I'm betting the birth of Gappy is a part of Kira's plan.
Yotsuyu killed Josefumi so Kira buried himself underground to exchange with him. I don't think he was expecting to become Gappy, He was expecting himself to be dead and for Josefumi to be alive.
>or Norisuke and Kaato are some rabbit fucks
>Jobin - 1979
>Hato - 1987
>Joshuu - 1992
>Daiya - 1995
They just had a son, waited and had a daughter to collect 'em all, had Joshuu by accident then rushed to replace him with Daiya while he was still a toddler probably leading to his many issues.
>to crawl around without shame to hide his back.
I never understood why can't you just strap a box on your back.
Yes it's just as embarrassing and stupid, but at least it's more comfortable and convinient.
Hey guys. Just got a question for you. Who here likes Gondolas?
>No ending theme that episode, just continued beatdown
is he confirmed to even be the original user? i figured the original user had died a few victims back and this guy was just an unassuming patsy
>strap a box on your back
>not a backpack
To be Continued =>
"The series of panels where she cleaned between the digits of her feet with something akin to a disposable wipe doused in sanitizer made me have an impulsive heaving, declaring my innate desire to vomit."
>Masazo Kinoto/Yotsuyu Yagiyama
>Reason: both are Architects
How the fuck does Yagiyama look like Bruno?
>didn't she die as part of the exchange to save joubin from his sickness?
This wasn't confirmed plus Joubin has scars all over his face and the 'exchange with parent' method seems to leave no marks (George, Norisuke) so he must've been healed in a different way that fucked his shit up.
Daiya was born when Joubin was 16 - i'd buy that he came down with the sickness at age 11, suffered for 5 years, and then his mom did the equivalent exchange after Daiya was born, having lost hope that a cure would be found
suffering for 5 years would explain the scars i think
>part of clothing resembling Rohan's hairband
>Hirose being kidnapped
>eyes being attacked with pen nibs/chestnut spines
>a Josuke Higashikata having a flashback to a snowy scene from his childhood when he was ill
That arc had a ton of references to Rohan's first one.
It can cause all traces of a person to be removed from a certain area, making them invisible to everyone but themselves, ＭＹＳＴＥＲＹ ＳＫＵＬＬ and its user. While invisible, they can't actually affect anything in the world, footprints won't be left when they step somewhere, their hands would just phase through objects that they try to pick up, anything they try to do to affect anyone who isn't themselves, or ＭＹＳＴＥＲＹ ＳＫＵＬＬ would simply not work.
I'd probably also be able to make myself invisible, but I'd still be bound by not being able to affect anything in the world, so I wouldn't be able to turn invisible and ORAORAORAORA the shit out of someone.
ＭＹＳＴＥＲＹ ＳＫＵＬＬ's user has to be within 50 meters of whoever is invisible for the invisibility not to wear off, though.
i have autism and i only just came up with this
>Is anyone else mad that Yotsuyu's power of dragging film out of his eyes and mouth to suffocate Yasuho was never explained?
I assumed he collected all the mucus in his body into a film
actually yeah it does araki explained what happened between the sbr universe and the big reset. kars, jorge joestar the 2nd and giorno (yes ger actually protected him from mih bs) all managed to fix the universe in the side manga. its hard to find translation but the hard copy and scans exist online
lol buddy you're grossly mistaken
Jorge Joestar is a light novel written by Otaro Maijo
there are no translations available yet - buddy waters is allegedly working on it though
it is absurdly non-canon. it's like a fever dream. even compared to araki's work
The problem is that freezing time is impossible, so when it comes up in a manga it boils down to the author's personal interpretation of how time stop works.
Being able to either transfer momentum to other objects or making other objects unaffected by the time stop is a must, otherwise you couldn't even move through air.
I'm going to need a desustorage link to that thread to understand what you guys are talking about, from an outsider's perspective this seems less of a joke and more like one person trying really hard to force a bad meme.
From what I heard, apparently some anon asked which jojo girl would you like to keep as a lobotomized pet, and it amused some people.
At first I really thought there might have appeared a character in Jojolion with an ability like that.
>fuck, toy with, and generally mess with her for a few weeks
>dump her in a ditch somewhere when she dies or will soon die of thirst and or malnutrition
This minor villain just writes itself.
That's all it is?
I'm extremely disappointed, I thought "lobotomy anon" was an extremely sadistic motherfucker of a villainous anon that wrecked havoc in the thread and derailed it into endless shitposting and white knight faggotry.
Anyone remember the fight between the Idealistic white knight and the anon that wanted to use a stand to gut punch people in their stomachs and kill for pleasure? That was a good thread, I wonder if they ever met up in real life and duked it out like they promised.
Don't force this "lobotomy anon" trash in the JoJo threads.
>I wonder if they ever met up in real life and duked it out like they promised.
Idealism anon is dead and Edge anon will re-emerge in about a hundred years after stealing his body.
Nah, Sasame is body control, and he just kills them right then and there.
Think of it like old Mira mixed with Sasame, where he's pretty ducked up, but in a weird sexual way like Sasame is, but he takes a girl, waits until she gives out, then goes to find another one.
He'd probably do some messed up shot like dress them up in different costumes or something. Just sitting their, looking for the perfect girl for his next fantasy.
To be fair, the amount of stupidity in these threads had a massive spike a thread or two after he posted.
Enough to warrant the declaration he had used a stand on some poor unfortunate anons.
But for real, what the fuck was with those threads?
Does anyone have the "I want star platinum to ora ora my ass" pasta on hand?
had to fix a small thing in the background
fetish for lobotomization is classic serial killer shit.
Jeffrey Dahmer tried it multiple times. just saying call the fucking police if you know this poster.
>Diver Sex Bells
I can use these floating bells to go inside people and make them feel attraction or love towards anyone, including myself.
another million years in ms paint.
Im still a shit.
>Hierophant Killer Heaven
Either i am the next gay priest, or i have the most badass stand ever.
I rarely post poorly drawn ms paint garbage.
>can you please remove diego from this picture
>wish granting stand
>incredibly destructive, Spiggy is so dumb it backfires on his allies
>edge anon and valiant anon are Siamese twins
>two stands fused together from the abdomen, no legs; the bottom one causes accidents, the top one heals people
>can invade the minds of others to cause psychosis and control their thoughts, and even extreme mental disability with time and effort
>the power to give anything a trait a lemon has, from seeds to taste to being a plant
>ms paint anon
>can create any object from gooey paint and ink, but they deteriorate quickly and tend not to be efficient
>an automatic stand that stayed around after the users death; can open a doorway through dimension so it can travel anywhere
Don't be so dense. If no one calls out cancer for what it is then it's sure to get worse and worse over time. Some of you seem to want this to be like /ksg/ or /hsg/ or something.
>[Godspeed You; Black Emperor]
>ms paint anon
>[Feel Good Ink]
>[Grand Funk Railroad]
>Donald Trump's Stand
>THE VITAMIN STARTER
>Sticky Oasis Stones
>Hermit Vitamin Under
>Sticky Gold Company
>Cream Green Company
o am i laffin
Oh i should cover myself.
>Hermit sex girl
pretty accurate except for the last two
>the results of the wish are limited by the amount of true desire the wishee has for that wish
>it can never do something that Turkey bends reality, nor can it alter the past
>Doc cannot grant his own wishes, although he has a mild amount of power over created objects
>the stand can create minor objects and effects without a wish, but nothing more
Okay listen here motherfuckers.
If the SBRverse was because of MiH's reset, then explain this.
Made in Heaven reset things twice. In the end, Jolyne was replaced by an equivalent Irene, whose father was an equivalent Jotaro.
Now here's the fucking problem shitheads:
This family tree of Norisuke's records every child, while only naming the firstborn. But the point is, if they exist then they are in here.
Notice how the line terminates here with Yoshikage Kira, with no other siblings to be found.
Stone Ocean takes place in 2011, the same year as JoJolion. So for Irene to exist at the age of 19 in 2011, there has to be a suitably old alt-Jotaro to pump her out into his wife. That would make Jotaro's necessary age be 37 at the goddamn lowest, if we assume the maximum amount of alt universe fuckery getting him married and expecting a child at the age of 18.
So if alt-Jotaro, who notably does not appear on this family tree despite being as old as Yoshikage, would have had to have been born from a Holly who was b