I have revised my movie idea.
I present to you to plot of "Himouto: The Impossible Road Trip of Wonder and Revelations."
Kirie's devotion to Umaru was just a ruse so she could gain her respect. So, with trust gained, she slaps Umaru in the face to stun her, and then spills her Coca Cola on her, and crunches her potato chips and dusts the crumbs into Umaru's hair. With Umaru distracted, she steals all of her manga, vidya, and plushies. She was actually in cahoots with Taihei, so they sell some of Umaru's goods on the black market. However, Kirie is the only one that really turns a profit, since Taihei had actually bought all of Umaru's stuff in the past, so Taihei recieves his payment from Kirie in other ways, as in, a three-some with her, Ebina, and Taihei. Ebina goes into retarded accent mode and gets bullied extremely hard for sounding silly, this gives everyone the motive to take a road trip to Texas even though that would require crossing water. Umaru is sold to a farm to work, but TSF actually hid in the trunk, so her and Umaru spend the rest of their natural lives competing in various farming tasks.
Obviously the best idea ever, right?
Is this sexual harassment? Why is it allowed?
>hey how about you take me home and bend me over something?
>NAH I'M GOING TO THE ARCADE WITH AFRO
We need a serious thread about Umaru, not just shitposting.
Speaking of the manga, who else was disappointed when:
she decided not to tell Kirie and Sylphin about Komaru and Komaru respectively? I think it was just lazy writing so that the author could keep on re-using the same "plot patterns" we've seen so far. I really wanted to see how her friends would have reacted, but no.
I can't wait for Taihei's boss to claim his dick though, I'm rooting for her
That was such a fucking cock tease, honestly I mostly read it for TSF chapters anyway though
I feel that the others (or at least Kirie) will eventually notice on their own and won't care, I Ebina is more focused on Taihei.
I think that Hikari will open more room for Kanou eventually.
I don't want stuff to come between Umaru and Tahei. Umaru needs to learn from her onii-chan how to become a real person and not such a lazy blob.
And I want plenty of imouto hugs and maybe some cute crying and comforting scenes.
Tahei needs to fug Ebina though. He deserves those breasts after tolerating Umaru for so long.
>yfw Umaru's metabolism runs out at 23 and has Type 2 diabetes by 35
This is a legit Umaru thread, please refrain from shitposting.
Because everyone knows that Tahei is a complete faggot for repeatedly refusing that angel and wants him to suffer for it.
>everybody in this thread fooling themselves and wasting time
>not giving in to glorious DESPAIR
This is my wallpaper, anyone else have an umaru wall?
Here's the link!
I got the whole set, the leggings are really thin so I had to sew them already, they pill badly, maybe it's just my thighs though. The shirt is really good quality, feels like a comfy nightshirt, the cape is the best. I hate how most of the cosplays I've seen have the cape with the large face on it. Fantasy sheep in general is where I get a lot of cosplays, they've not let me down before.
When I wear it I turn into a huge neet that watches moe anime and plays video games all day.
I can't blame the cape for that...
would taihei be the housewife, or would he take over her manager position while she stays at home and disciplines umaru? the man has the answer to his sister neet problem right there, he just needs to solve it with his dick.
Ebina already has her own thread up anyway anon
I unironically like all imoutos. Even Umaru.
I hope you get banned then. Hating Umaru is like hating being comfy.
You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have an Umaru nendo and a miniature scale model of her room.
Because I spent my money on that stupid bean bag plush and the hoodie.
What's the appeal of being a tripfag annd asking the same questions every thread?
I just marathoned Umaru since I had too many other shows for every season in 2015, so I have to ask...
Who decided to add those weird subtitle-layer quirks, like the "No Crossing" yellow tape saying "Slackster"? Is that a CR thing?
...I thought it was neat, but really didn't understand it. At one point they gave Bonba or someone a purse in an eyecatch, and they make the Miku-parody throw up a rainbow. What other series have shit like that outside of the OP?
except it wasn't a problem. I didn't see a single "bad" sub issue outside of the eyecatches, which were a fraction of a second long. The actual translation and spelling seemed fine, I didn't see a single error the entire series including OVAs.
I must be a 7 year-old girl since I don't have the means to re-create that dollhouse.
Oh boy, what could be in the box?
Isn't there any way to get better focus on pictures like this? I don't know anything about photography
It's annoying because I wanted to see all the miniature stuff and it's out of focus
Damn, Japan is pretty hardcore.
Makes me wish for a Toy Story movie version of Japanese figures and nendos
>Your face when even Nendos ended up having a better Christmas than you
Umaru's little corner of the apartment looks comfy as fuck. I wish I had a place like that to slack off in
Me too anon it's wonderful. Honestly th emaon reason why I still read the manga is for those chapters