Osomatsu-san

This part was way too sad. ;_;

Who else thought they were watching the wrong anime?

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Worst girl

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The quarrel was amazing.
People being told left and right.

>>135677410
Sanematsu gave it away fast.

>>135677279
Will someone crop "hot matsus" from op?

>>135677424

Those fucking eyes though.

>>135677424
Who the fuck wears that much lipstick?

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>>135677424
I respectfully disagree. I'm waiting for doujins.

>>135677511
I thought that Karamatsu was the only one that wore colored contacts, but I was wrong.

>>135677279
Ableism against DPD

>>135677457
>sanematsu
>insane
Get it?

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>>135677424
It was to show how fake actual Juushi is.

>>135677424
This, gyaru a shit. Choroko is the cutest -ko.

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>>135677587

>>135677587
Fuck off TiA

>>135677617
>pronunciation

>>135677624
You tell me.

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>>135677621
Not when Ichiko exists

>>135677621
She likes Nakamurashit. She is the worst kind of fujoshit lower than that tumblr shit.

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But what was the purpose of announcing the specific locations of their own porn?

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He's so proud of himself.

>>135677619
All of them, except Oso, are posers.

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>had sex in the Christmas episode
>got married
Dayoon/Dekapan > every other ship

>>135677733
I hope they are happy together.

>>135677424
I like her. She'll turn out to be best girl. Juicy was just the energetic retard as well before we got to know him.

>>135677619
I think it was supposed to show how stupid Jyushi is. One of the biggest stereotypes for gyaru are that they're dumb.

>>135677809
>stereotype
>implying it isn't true

>>135677692
Why does Fukujun do male voices anyway?

>>135677424
She looks like the posterchild for 'don't stick your dick in crazy' warnings

>>135677702
That they don't steal from Oso's stash because they have their own.

>>135677424
She looks insane but fun to hang around. Would befriend.

>>135677702
They denied borrowing Oso's ero

>>135677809
At the same time she was crying fake tears though

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>>135677877
Not always

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>>135677873
I never said it wasn't. Stereotypes are usually true.

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>>135677478
Are you referring to this?

>Kara and Totty have vanilla porn so they hide them in normal places
>Ichi and Juushi have weird shit so they hide them where the others definitely won't find them

>>135677702
what does it say?

>>135678022

who left the one on the right in the oven too long?

>>135678100
I wondered that too, I had a feeling it was probably gonna be something pretencious

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>My name is Matsuno Sanematsu, I'm 40 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine.

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Sanematsu is written with the kanji 実 which means truth, reality, sincerity, honesty, fidelity, content, substance etc.

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Who was it?

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>>135677943
>>135677990
I get that they're denying Oso's claim, but it's not like they had to point out the specific hiding locations, especially considering Totty's reaction in pic related. Part of the fight could've been avoided that way.

I guess the denial was more important, though.

>NEET siblings make stupid decisions
>no one is surprised

>>135677993
Who is that? Can i hear her voice somewhere?
>>135678033
>ichi's pose

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>having porn mags in the day and age of the internet

>>135678033
Ichi looks suave as fuck in this.

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[ ] Put it in.
[ ] Genuflect.

>>135678100
Something like raw party.

>>135678179
japan sure is behind the times

>>135678033
Nice , thank you.

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>>135678152
Geez, I wonder.

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>>135678179


Im suprised they went with the more expensive option...

wait does that mean there parents buy them it? I swore they had nomoney

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>>135678022
>confused girls that shun their ethnicity
>probably Tumblr-tier whores that crave gaijin dick instead of chasing inferior niggers
>want to have sex because their identities are solely based on that
>probably a demon in bed with no shame or self respect
>weird muh dARK eLF vibes
I'm strangely aroused by this.

>>135678179
Do they even have a computer?

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So is Nyan-chan considered a side character now since she appeared a lot in the new OP?
I hope she'll have her own ep with Totoko and the matsus are split between the two

Totoko's fan boys: Oso, Kara, and Todo
Nyan-chan's fan boys: Choro, Ichi, and Jyushi

>>135678252
>party
Pretty sure that's パンテ (panty).

>>135678252
生パンティ fresh panties.

>>135678303
>gyaru
>having anything to do with ethnicity
How new are you?

>>135677715
Down with cis

>>135678353
生パンティ付. Meaning that the magazine came with a pair fresh of panties.

>>135678283
They have gambling money, and work occasionally (factory, Sutabaa, paying for girlfriends).

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>>135678308
Even if they had one, totty would be probably the only one who would know how to use it.

Just watched third episode
Why all side characters are that ugly.
All of them are ugly even for 70s.

>>135678283
Pachinko and horse races.

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>>135678382
Why is Sanematsu so moe?

>>135678422
Well, Choro has a twitter. He may be have an idea about it.

>>135678164
This is just a tentative theory, but the -matsus might be useless morons.

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>>135678449
Chibita is cute, fuck off

>>135677943
Does Choromatsu not have his own stash?

>>135678320
I wonder if Nya-chan was a throwaway idol at first, but then got some kind of following so they kept her.

In the end it's about selling more merch.

>>135678283
Magazines are not expensive in Japan.

>>135678356
Well, excuse me for thinking that dyeing one's hair, using coloured contact lenses and a fake tan is somehow related to ethnicity. If you care to be elucidate a fellow anon that doesn't understand what is going on with this femmes instead of being pointlessly derisive you'd be a better anon for that. If not, don't bother replying.

>>135678510
I don't think they have to worry about selling merch for this show.

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>>135678522

It sort of seems like porn is generally a physical object in japan, they're not even aware digital internet markets exists, the internet is solely for ordering physical objects

>>135678510
What's a throwaway idol?

>>135678509
No because he wants to keep up the appearance that he's better than his bros.

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Slightly disappointed by the official gender swap.
look what we could of had.

>>135678356
Absolutely everything everywhere is about race and nothing else.

>>135678564
A throwaway character who is an idol.

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>>135678555

>>135678356
gyaru =! ganguro. Though according to wikipedia ganguro has more to do with japanese folklore? That seems peculiar.

>>135678534
What ethnicity has yellow eyes?
Gyaru are basically Japanese guidettes. The hair and skin really has nothing to do with not wanting to be Japanese.

>>135678572
>implying
That's some fighting words

>>135678534
Calm down anon. No need to be this defensive about not knowing shit about Japanese 90's culture.

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>>135678596

>>135678573
Ichi and Oso would definitely not dress like that as girls.

>>135678509
Apparently not. If I understood right, he's too righteous to buy his own. He's the "good brother who will eventually get a job", so he doesn't want to be seen as a pervert neet as his brothers.

>>135678598
Ganguro are a type of gyaru

>>135678573
The only one that wasn't close was Ichi

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>>135678635

>>135678478
He would make such a good house wife.

>>135678534
All you had to do was google 'ganguro' or 'gyaru', anon-kun

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>>135678671

This was a great episode. The show really shines when they just have the brothers do what they do best.

>>135678356
>>135678598
Gyaru was technically about looking like white American girls to subvert the "beauty = pure, pale, quiet maiden" thing in Japan, ganguro is a subfashion of gyaru where they dramatize the look further and make themselves look like Yamanba. Juicy is more of a ganguro.

>>135678679
>constantly talking with his other five personalities
He would be a bit noise to have close to.

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>>135678303
I guess I can understand why people dislike it, but it's one of my biggest fetishes.

>>135678573
I was disappointed with karako. She was a try-hard for sure, but the tan seemed out of place and I would have expected her to have gaudier taste in clothes. Hyperactive lolsorandum Juicy and a sluttier Totty would have been nice as well. Ichi, Choro and Oso were all fine, though.

>>135678647
They gotta slut it up for money

Can we please stop talking about nigger girl juicy?

>>135678720
I heard the first ganguros did it to avoid chikan when riding trains.

>>135677621
Gyaru =/= Ganguro.

>>135678739
Obviously it's cuter in 2d. Juicy is an exception.

>>135678775
She was not a nigger. Fucking new fags.

>>135678605
>guidettes
Had to Google that. How is this a thing in Japan? I thought that they were more socially conservative. How widespread is this phenomenon nowadays?

>>135678627
I apologize.

>>135678694
I did, but the wiki didn't provide satisfactory information. Probably one of those culture shock situations that I'll never fully understand.

>>135678795
Gyaru is rectangle
Ganguro is square

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>>135678798
Nobody likes ganguro Juicy? Good, give it all to me then.

>>135678391
So now we know Karamatsu has some panties hidden somewhere. Nice.

>>135678715
>brothers
I think you mean sisters anon.


episode was top notch though I hope this ride never ends.

>>135678835
Obvious sarcasm is sarcasm.

>>135678883
>How widespread is this phenomenon nowadays?
Gyaru and ganguro are dying fashions, they were mostly popular in the 90's. They still exist but not in the same quantity or exact style.

>>135678897
Do you think he wears them, or just holds them while fantasizing? Either one could end up much worse than Shikomatsu.

>>135678022
Reminds me of 'tanning mom' who made it on the news for burning her skin to a crisp

>>135678573
But that's only if they took the Pretty Girl drug. Clearly these FemMatsus haven't.

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>>135677279

>>135678391
>fresh
Who would pay money for something like that?

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>>135678972

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>>135679008

>>135678835
>new fags
>>135678950
>xy is x

Jesus christ

>>135678981
Karamatsu.

>>135678650
He may have his own stash he just took one of Oso's

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>Ate his own parents
>Killed, fucked, and married his best friend
>Is a mass-produced monstrosity

Pretty sure Dayon is a god

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The rest of that one comic is there for those who were asking

http://modmad.tumblr.com/post/135799537995/sorry-for-the-delay-here-are-the-rest-of-you

>>135677993
>Reasonable woman voice
>Didn't break character once during the skit
Why is FukuJun so best?

>>135678573
>official gender swap
Drag queens, anon.

>>135679096
>http://shittymatsusan.tumblr.com/post/136591653411/safe-space-osomatsu-san-network-the-fandom-can-be
Amazing.

>>135679008
>>135679032
>shūsaku
What am I looking at here?

>>135678650
Choro's such a piece of shit. Pretending he's better than his brothers and then using their porn anyways. He deserves to be knocked down a peg.

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Lewd

>That first Sanematsu skit
>FemMatsus
>They kept the same VAs
I'm convinced the staff sits in these threads to grab ideas for the show

>>135679134
>>135679161
Please stop.

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I could have bawled my eyes out at that, That was fucking horrible to watch.


Poor guy ;_;

>>135679161
Can we make it a rule to not post Tumblr bullshittery on Osomatsu threads? Everyone knows they flip the fuck out over shows like these, no need to post examples.

>>135677356
Sad? Dude is a fucking loser.

>Does not answer his mother
>Does not call her
>Don't socialize in the slightest

His boss said it all, "hey, at least you feel hunger'

>>135679237
They don't need to come here. Japanese twitter and 2chan all say the exact same things.

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>>135679225
But that's what makes him entertaining

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>>135679225
Osomatsu please leave

>>135679266
I don't understand what you are talking about. Is it the Sanematsu skit?

One week till cute Ichi.

>>135679243
The comic's fine. Osomatsu's artwork is so simple that even tumblr so mostly not fucking it up.

>>135679385
Choromatsu getting caught jacking off, obviously.

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>>135679387
Ichi is always cute

>>135678981
They have capsule vending machines in Japan with used period panties.

>>135678964
No matter what the reality is, I want pixiv to draw him wearing them.

>>135679230
are those his balls?

>>135679380
There's no way Choro fags don't know what a shit he is. He's no better than the other brothers.

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>>135679446

>>135679447
okay, used I can understand. But period? There are few smells worse than several-day old period blood. Trust me, I know from experience.

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I guess they wear whatever undergarments they feel like wearing that day.

Also is that their own bathroom or are they at the public bathhouse?

>>135679445
I see, indeed. That would be mortifying.

>>135679519
Do they turn them inside out to get another day's use?

>>135679484
Next week we'll probably see more of his shitness.

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>>135679225
The contrast between him being a tightass and how petty he can really be is what makes moments like these funny.

>>135679519
Bathhouse.

>>135679405
Is that a challenge to find the worst tumblrnose-tier Osomatsu fan"art" there?
Because I'm not going to do that.

>>135679276
It's already /a/'s unspoken rule but this thread is full of crossboarders

>>135679519
Public bath.

>>135679567
Mostly. I said mostly.

>>135679568
Bless you anon.

>>135679568
>Ichi not on top of Kara

>>135679594
>browsing tumblr for fanart under any circumstances

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>>135679505
Please change your underwear Karako.

>>135679651
But why would Ichiko now about that?

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>>135679447
>used period panties
That's a biohazard, not a product

>>135679484
Sure he may fall to the same antics as the rest of the brothers but are you telling me Totty is as good as Choro?

>>135679691
Is it really that bad? I've always kind of liked it
Though the vending machine bit is somewhat disturbing. I shouldn't be surprised but goddamn

>>135679691
Apparently someone thought of making lipstick out of period blood.

Because y'know, nothing spells empowering more than smearing blood on your lips and falling sick.

>>135679717
No, I'm telling that Choro is as bad as Totty.
Actually he maybe be even worse, at least Totty got a real job.

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>>135679567
Don't worry, bro. I got you.

>>135679651
Damn, she's so fine.

>>135679800
Report and ignore

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I swear I haven't laughed this hard since the Christmas episode. Glad the show is still holding up strong as hell.
>Everyone telling each other off
>Finally start dukeing it out
>MUSCLE MUSCLE
>Jyuushi jumps on all of them.
>Bounces off the walls
>Jumps into the fight between Choro and Oso
I swear, this fucking show

>>135679800
It's a shame because these tumblr artists obviously know a thing or two about drawing but they draw in such a godawful style.

But don't post anymore tumblr art, it's not good for the threads.

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Did anyone else get a strong lesbian vibe from Karako ?

>>135679651
You don't have to change your panties during periods,totthen breath Ichiko. If there is no leaks changing pads is enough.

>>135679505
indulge us in your disgusting escapades, anon

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Nice to see the other series cameo.

>>135679845
Usually comedy anime are really hit or miss for me, but this one's almost all great.

>>135679651
Is crop anon here?

>>135679691
The vending machines exist or used to exist but the panties aren't actually used, that hasn't been a thing after 90s. Periods aren't part of the foreigner-confusing lore. Actually just read this
https://www.techinasia.com/japan-used-panty-vending-machines-fact-fiction

>>135679781
If it's your own blood there's no reason it should make you sick. To be honest, smearing blood on your face does sound pretty empowering.

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>>135679783
You know what you did.

Does FukuJun's voice make anyone else hard?

>>135679872
Because Kara has a strong homo vibe.

>>135679872
Japan is convinced Kara is a closet gay so I wouldn't be surprised if they actually tried to make her seem like a lesbian

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>>135679225
They're all little shits at times, but that's what makes it fun to watch

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>>135679889
Was this cop Juushi cop?

>>135679974
It's okay to be gay for Fukujun, we're all girls here.

>>135679974
I want FukuJun to say ara ara to me with his Ichiko voice.

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>>135679974
I can't disassociate his voice from tentacle sensei, despite having heard him in plenty of other roles.

>>135679974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_g0HIhmh_k

>>135680005
Don't be a fibber.

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>>135679484
>>135679717
He's the superior クズ. Totty can't compete with him.

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I like how they did that little note progression with their faces in the new OP. Has anyone tried playing it to see if it matches with the song, or does it play its own melody?

>>135679986
>>135680005
That's such great attention to detail.
I mean, Karako and Karamatsu's style and personality only intersect in the fact that they give off a strong homo vibe.
That's beautiful.

>>135680070
why boner

>>135679872
Knowing that Karako doesn't bathe and changes her panties every 3 days disgusted me.

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Why are Choromatsu and Todomatsu such irredeemable cunts?

>>135679920
Go back to tumblr.

>>135680135
3 days is not enough to get smelly like pig if you don't work out and using toilet paper properly.

>>135680234
But she does work out

>>135680234
Yeah but still. It wouldn't smell but it just seems like bad form.

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>>135680222

>>135680135
Knowing that Karako doesn't bathe and changes her panties every 3 days aroused me.

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>>135679446

>>135680234
Yeah, but two days in the same underwear is enough to make you itchy. You shed more dirt and sweat into your clothes throughout the day than you do in the shower.

>>135680092
I could be remembering wrong but I thought カラホモ was a pretty popular phrase when the show first started.

>>135679879
There's still sweat because of wearing them all day.

>>135679445
Choro is himself is to blame for this.

Any male older than 12 should have figured out ways to hide their masturbating from their family and avoid getting caught even when someone suddenly walks into the room.

>>135679920
Blood and other bodily fluids are still biohazards,regardless of where they came from.

>>135677733
I love how the only canon gayness is a couple the fujoshi would never ship. I fucking love the writers it really felt like they were throwing everything the fans say in their face. Especially with that first skit.

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Probably there would a lot of hetero matsu this week until they get bored.

>>135680352
Cunts don't sweat so much like your balls do.
Also all the possible sweat are brushed with piss by toilet paper.

>>135680418
What about vaginal discharge? Wouldn't Karako have crusty panties?

>>135680412
Drama queen

>>135679974
I'm gay for him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_PdcDglROs

>>135680439
She turns them inside out so it's fine.

>>135680278

How could you like them? Fappymatsu since episode 1 has been a asshat moralfag with a superiority complex that whines about everything despite being a filthy Otaku and is worse than his brothers. And Totty over there is just a two faced cunt that dresses like a mextrosexual hipster. Also he likes pink.

>>135679920
>To be honest, smearing blood on your face does sound pretty empowering.
If it's the blood of your enemies, sure. Not when it's something that just leaked out of genitalia.

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>Fappymatsu is still on the topmost trending

>>135680489
But she wears them for 3 days. One day she's rubbing up against her old crusty discharge.

>>135680398

Pieces of shits like him can't do anything right.

>>135680540
They probably won't show that on NHK.

>Cherrymatsu caught fapping
>Old bearded matsus in the OP

Nice shoutout to the PV
https://youtu.be/_4P4P1Q-3k4

>>135680488
What is happening? Is this supposed to be pillow talk?

>>135680489
That's disgusting.

>>135680439
It gets on the panties in cases of arousal, illness and when you have to wait for going to pee for too long. It's like smegma in a way.

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>>135680504
Their appeal comes from their two-faced personalities. I find it interesting to see what they hide or what makes them snap, and both of them have some really great comedy scenes.

I also like their designs the best. Pink is the best color, go fuck yourself.

>>135680572
I'd like to see the skits with all of these scenes. The Juicy one looks silly

>>135680540
A hour ago or so, almost all tags were related to osomatsu.

>>135680135
She said she "can't" bathe. Is this mistranslated or is there some condition that's keeping her from bathing?

>>135680654
I'd say spray tan.

>>135677279
So which matsu was which 40 year old matsu?

>>135677424
>Jyuushi is pure
>Jyuushiko is a pure slut

I don't understand

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>>135680488
>mfw listening to this with headphones

>>135680673
His VA was OnoD so Jyuushi.

>>135680654
Baths are not recommended while perioding but there is nothing stopping her from taking a shower.

>>135680691
AVchan was also a pure slut.

>>135677809
But it has been established that Juushi is not dumb.
He chooses to act the way he acts.
He becomes a doctor after all.

>>135680708
All 6 of them?

>>135680636

Not only that you're gay, you have the worst taste in Matsus with their horrible "quirks" that usually comes from your average teenage girl. Also, pink is a gay color.

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>>135680504
I like all brothers. I know Totty is a sly asshole but he has a charm like the rest of his brothers.
Choro tries to be a good person as senn multiple times.
He was gonna take care of Karamatsu when their parents were going to get divorced.
He didnt want to take advantage of Hatabou's kindness and trick him of his money.
He was the most concerned about Karamatsu getting kidnapped and he always seems concerned and tries to keep good relations between the brothers.
However he does show bad behavior like the rest e.g. Pachinko police, Totty-shiting, Ignoring cringy Karamatsu.

As another anon said they are all little shits sometimes but thats what makes them good.

>>135680703
You know they release tons of these?

>>135680669
Disgusting.

>>135680654
they won't let her in because of her huge "KARAKO #1 SEXY GIRL" tattoo

>>135680728
No, only Sanematsu.

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this episode was fabulous

>>135680124
>that gif quality

It's a cute sequence. Just by eyeballing the notes, it seems to be the same melody. It's a bit hard to tell because of the new OP's overall high pitch and fast/inconsistent tempo.

>>135680691

Jyuushi is a qt but from the first episode I can already tell he is just a horny slut that was probably a victim of rape. He probably masturbates more than any other Matsu.

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>>135680604
Not that anon but most likely.
Here is one of Yuuichi Nakamura (Karamatsu) which is like kissing sounds and whatnot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_IHxknUvzs

>>135680766
>pink is a gay color.
Said like a true closet faggot

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>>135680766
It's okay to belittle me more

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What a fun episode. All these skits we've been discussing or waiting for, like Sanematsu, Girlymatsu, etc. Glad to see it's starting off the second half strong.

What did you guys think of the new OP/ED? I didn't like them as much as the first ones (especially the ED) but the OP was energetic.

Oh, so shikomatsu was the censored nickname in the audio commentary.

>>135680959
not bad but worse than the old songs

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So

Which is the better OP?

>>135680959
Loved the OP! Running matsus, naked matsus, colorful visuals, Nyan-chan cameos, Dayon kami.

>>135680725
He becomes a doctor in a spinoff manga. I have no doubts that Jyushi can be serious and even wise sometimes, but he's officially depicted as an airhead. One official character description describes him as "unbelievably stupid."

>>135680893
This is going to be so painful to listen to
But I'm certainly listening to it completely, and I'm going to enjoy it, since I'm a Nakamurafag

>>135680959
>>135681033
First OP is god tier, but the new one is still really nice.

>>135680959
New OP was fine but the new ED isn't a good as the first one.

>>135681033
Music wise:
1st > 2nd

Video wise:
2nd > 1st

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There are people that dont like all the matsus equally and have favorites.

>>135681033
the more I listen to the new OP, the more I like it.

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sixsome doujin when?

>>135681107
Even parents have their favorites.

>>135681066
I don't think he's stupid, I just think he's naive, perhaps intentionally so

>>135681033
I'm biased towards the first one as an OP, but if I'm honest with myself I like the second one more as a song.

>>135680959
I like the first two better, but I don't dislike the new ones. The hoodie/chalk thing with the ED was cute.

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>>135681033
Prefer the first OP but I can see this one growing on me. Both have nice visuals (even if they're repetitive) and the tunes themselves are fantastic.

I'd say first OP still for now but that might change in the coming weeks. The music of the second is even more catchy, it feels.

Here's another question. Did the Girlymatsu skit live up to expectations? I know there's been a massive amount of discussion about this eventual skit but it was vastly different from how I pictured it. That said, I didn't dislike it. Their personalities and behavior was fitting for each brother.

>>135680769

>I know Totty is a sly asshole but he has a charm like the rest of his brothers

He's a lying manipulator, that's not charm.

>He was gonna take care of Karamatsu when their parents were going to get divorced

When did that happen?

>He didnt want to take advantage of Hatabou's kindness and trick him of his money

Just being a fake moralfag to look better than his brothers.

>He was the most concerned about Karamatsu getting kidnapped

Right after he abandoned him for fruit as well treat him like shit at the end of the episode

>they are all little shits sometimes but thats what makes them good

You're right, and somehow Todo and Choro somehow makes it look awful when they do it.

>>135681189
I'm really digging these stop motion eds.
It feels like the staff is having a lot of fun.

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>>135681033
First one

>>135679872
Honestly I got gay vibes from most of them.

>>135680959
They're alright, but I still like the old ones more.

I play rhythm games so I'm not entirely unbiased about the previous OP

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>>135678179
>totty has a phone
>doesn't browse for quality porn on said phone
why?

>>135681067
It is.
I'm a Nakamurafag too, I added this video to my favorites years ago.

>>135681216
I agree with your opinion on the skit. Actually, I think this whole episode did a lot of things that people were expecting/wanting but in a backhanded way.

>addressing MPD theories in a skit without the main cast
>girlymatsus where they're all weird bitches
>someone gets caught fapping and instead of it being fanservicey it turned into fighting over masturbation material

>>135681233
>He was gonna take care of Karamatsu when their parents were going to get divorced
When he said
"Just stop Karamatsu! worst case scenario I took care of you" after Karamatsu tried (and failed) to be his mother's dependant for the second time.

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I know it's only been the first ep of the second cour, but I need two more cours to complete my year of osomatsu-san obsession. Two is not enough!

>>135681233
>A negative trait makes a character bad

>>135681329
Maybe he does both, or maybe he just enjoys tangible porn. I've only ever fapped to digital stuff but I can see there being a charm to it.

>>135679563
Choro pulled a fucking dick move to Todo right there. I'd beat the shit out of him

>>135681394

Of course it doesn't make them bad, but if you have no redeeming qualities to go with your negative traits. Then you're just an unlikable asshat.

>>135681216
The only gripes about the Girlymatsu-san part was the fact that the girls all seemed to have stable jobs. Other than that, they all were just as horrible in personality as their male counterparts.

When I thought of genderbends at first, I honestly thought the gag would be they would all turn into various versions of Totoko while Totoko turned into a matsu-esque boy.

>>135681450
I wonder what will this episode do for Choro popularity.

>>135679447
Used panties in vending machines were outlawed almost 20 years ago. There are vending machines with panties, but they only appear to be used.

>>135681518

Choro has popularity?

>>135681518
Nothing, because no one likes Totty.

>>135681518
What popularity?

;_;

>>135681526
>only appear to be used
How? Did they create a used panties spray or some thing like that?

>>135681518
It fleshed out his personality so I'd say it will make him more popular, I certainly like him better now

>>135681518
I like him more now, since my reason for not liking him in the past was that his personality was bland.

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>Totty ran back home barefoot in his underwear

>>135681450
Choro's reasoning was stupid.

>>135681359
Yeah, exactly my thoughts. The Sanematsu skit was a great way of presenting the MPD theory. Even if it was implied all the way through, I was close to second guessing myself during the dinner scene. The animation style and scenario itself gave it a lot more impact than if it was done as normal. It was a great episode all around.

>>135681510
I was worried the genderbends would be like much of the fanart where it's just longer hair and more feminine features. Transforming their appearances entirely was interesting.

>>135681593

I guess if overreacting cunts is more your speed then by all means, go ahead and like him.

>>135678033
>that Ichi

>>135681681
You're the one overreacting.

>>135681681
There is no perfect Matsu, they're all shit.
They're just different kinds of shit.

I like an interesting character a lot more than someone that just went unnoticed in the background.

So what if he's a dick, all fucking Matsus are dicks, even Juicy.

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Favorite nickname now?

Idiot, Shittymatsu/Painful, Cherrymatsu/Fappymatsu, Yamimatsu/Kittymatsu, Jyushimatsu, or Totty?

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Good Lord the final third of this episode was absolutely incredible.

Everyone mutually agreeing that Totty shouldn't exist. And Fappymatsu. Amazing.

>>135681775

I agree, they make it likeable. But not Choro. Fuck that whiny Otaku fuck.

>>135681795
Shitty, Cherry and Totty.

>>135681795
Totty > Kusomatsu > Cherrymatsu > Shikomatsu > Nekomatsu > the rest

>>135681795
Shikomatsu takes the cake. Totty is still top tier though.

>>135681835
Fuck you, you whiny otaku fuck.

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>>135681795
Totty might be my favorite nickname simply because of how it was used by the brothers in the episode it was introduced.

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>>135681835

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Who's everyone's favorite -ko?

Mine's Todoko.

>>135681795
Totty is god tier
This is also the only case when the above sentence is true

>>135681795
Why Tottie didn't give a nickname to Juushi?
Does he respect him the most?

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>>135681795
Totty is a classic. Kusomatsu and Shikomatsu are also up there.

>>135681909
mine's fappyko

>>135681927
The joke is that Jyuushi is bad just because he's Jyuushi.

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Sounds like Choro and Totty need a tearjerker each to move the masses.

>>135681909
>that thickness

Dayumn.

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I love that Cholo's so vanilla that he doesn't even own any porn of his own and has to steal Oso's.

>>135681927
He is always kinda nice to Jyushi.

>>135681927
Because they want to protect his smile.

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>>135681983

How about now?

Is Jyushimatsu Jyushimatsu because he's stuck forever with the mind of a 14 year old boy?

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>you will never shove your foot in Ichimatsu's face

>>135680412
>s a couple the fujoshi would never ship.
I like it.

>>135681909

Why does Kara look like a pale Latina?

>>135682005
>Cholo

>>135682052
>you will never have kara's feet in your face.

>>135682052
;_;

Damn I like the new OP and ED better.

>>135682052
I prefer having Kara's feet all over me.

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I wish they would capitalize on Choro's idolization of Nyaa-chan more. It would really help with fleshing him out.

...Hell, I just want to see Nyaa more.

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>>135682093

>>135682046
Knowing them, they would sell themselves cheap. The right price for a Matsu is a low price.

>>135682051
They briefly went over that "emotional darkness" fans have been discussing since the start of the series. What secrets is he hiding behind that happy face?

>>135682046

What's Totty gonna do there? Post a pic of your small penis and put it online?

>>135682122
There are plenty of shows with cute catgirls, anon.

>>135682075
>>135682005

>cholomatsu
someone needs to draw this