Why is no one talking about this literal Chinese cartoon? The great voice work and the girl's beauty has me repeating this hospital scene over and over.
Wish I could have this chick as my navii. She's so cute and entertaining.
Help the genericness of this plot description is driving me into a heart attack.
A very generic heart attack.
I mean if you don't watch it, you're literally a homosexual
This girl is the only one I don't like
I don't see your point
They're literally at an anime expo right now. Also from the wallpapers (jap anime and vocaloid) and settings, the area seems more jap than chinese. It's like a parody dubbed in chong speech.
It's still not /a/ material, but nobody cares.
Personally I also don't really believe this series is /a/ material, though I'm not autistic enough to get upset over it. I'm just not a hypocrite and can call out when others are.
And there's literally a board called mecha, too.
Yet we can still discuss those here. Not that anyone really discusses yaoi outside of their shitty general, but are you really trying to tell me you went around reporting Valkyrie Drive threads?
This is the only one even vaguely similar to anime outside of the shit know as school shock
How am I doing that. I said I don't think this should be on /a/ either. If the mods were to suddenly delete this thread I wouldn't care. It's just annoying watching people spazz out saying
>"Not /a/ not /a/! Fuck off this isn't /a/!"
>"but what about all the other not /a/ stuff currently up"
>"shut up you're a faggot I don't have to make sense or explain myself not /a/ not /a/!"
School life show set in a non-repressed society might actually be interesting to watch.
And when a nation that used to have a one child policy is more sexually open than you, you know you fucked up.
Of all the things about anime China could rip off, they somehow pick the very worst ideas.
If this is the best they thought they could strive to do, I don't want to see what their worst would be.
Hate to go off topic from this cartoon but wasn't there a russian "anime" or that mecha based islamic one?
Wait, can I call it a cartoon, its has more anime to it than korra which now shows up in anime sections in my shithole country
Love hina was a goldmine and set precedents for almost every modern romcom cliche.
I have no idea what kind of anime culture China has, but this could be original and fresh for them.
Whenever I flip through TVtropes I authentically wonder to myself "who the fuck actually takes this seriously or thinks any of this is actually clever or insightful". Some people joke about hating it when they get linked there because they get lost flipping through everything. I don't think I've ever spent more than a minute or two looking at the place before going "this is all stupid crap" and closing it.
Yes there is, the bitrate on the stream is far less than a torrent. Somehow it makes a lot of sense that the only people really interested in a horrendous Chinese rip off anime also stream and are the types of people who would link to tvtropes. Seriously just fucking stop posting if you do any of those things.
Also wasn't kissanime taken down by dmca recently? I sincerely wish it stayed dead so people would at least learn to stop being fucking plebs streaming.
It's rather ironic that the person who was bitching calling other people edgy reactionaries is now trying as hard as they possible to let everybody how much they hate reddit and tvtropes for no other reason than them being mainstream.
its like the same 5 people for every chinese cartoon and localisation dub, and they sound the same every time. they dont sound like how people talk normally at all, like they're doing an accent that doesnt exist in real life, and sounds really fake and put-on.
Of course the chinks choose shittiest girl as the main one
But they aren't real.
You americans believe anything
When they spout on about
other sitesJust ignore them.
Actions speak louder than words and here all you can do is post words and silly images
What the fuck?
>ripoff anime art
>ripoff anime generic plot
>ripoff anime cliches
>ripoff anime stereotype
>ripoff anime generic designs
>ripoff anime ost
What the fuck is wrong with chink? Have they no shame?
I know everyone is currently far too angry to possibly give a serious answer and will instead just call me a faggot and all the usual buzzwords but why are you all freaking out over a link to tvtropes. All the linked page explained was how popular things inspire imitation. And how a really popular thing can shape entire genres, to the point where original ideas in the original popular thing become cliches.
Yet all anyone can do is spazz out yelling
>LOVE HINA IS FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE A FAGGOT
>LINKING TO TVTROPES GOD WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT LET ME RANDOMLY MENTION REDDIT DO YOU KNOW I HATE THAT SITE TOO?
Chill the fuck out and reassess your life.
So I just tried watching, and I don't think I've ever appreciated the Japanese language as much as I do right now. Listening to Chinese people talk is a horrendous experience, what a terrible language.
>mention china or korea on /a/
>watch all the weebs who wish they could be a real japanese person get triggered
No matter how hard you act like one you'll never be one you know.
Seems they're too afraid to risk coming up with something original.
I wonder if it has to do with Mao's cultural revolution specifically targeting creative people, intellectuals etc, anyone who stuck out of the mold, got ingrained how they started to raise people, so now a couple generations on most chinese are very carefully molded to not be inventive or think for themselves.
>it's not anime because people of a different ethnic group made it
>Anime (Japanese: アニメ?, [anime] ( listen))[a] is Japanese hand-drawn or computer animation. The word is the abbreviated pronunciation of "animation" in Japanese, where this term references all animation without regards to the nation of origin. Outside Japan however, anime is used to refer specifically to animation from Japan or as a Japanese-disseminated animation style often characterized by colorful graphics, vibrant characters and fantastical themes. Arguably, the stylization approach to the meaning may open up the possibility of anime produced in countries other than Japan. For simplicity, many Westerners strictly view anime as an animation product from Japan. Some scholars suggest defining anime as specifically or quintessentially Japanese may be related to a new form of orientalism.
Because China can do limitless other things and definitely has the money and manpower these days to do it.
And yet, they chose to not only rip off an anime, but one of the shittiest types in the most banal way possible and literally rip off actual anime OPs instead of come up with their own. It's not bad just because it's Chinese; this is the kind of shit that, if it came from Japan, only a small amount of /a/ would watch, only if was airing in the season, just to shit on it and shitpost about best/worstgirls.
>Someone who is obsessed with Japan/Japanese Culture/Anime, etc. and attempts to act as if they were Japanese, even though they're far from it
This is why I asked, does it count as weebshit if its chinese?
I'm not upset but the fact you keep posting about it shows, but I shall leave you to go defend tvtrips or whatever site you wish to defend, its your post not mine.
>someone proved me wrong, they should go back to reddit!
>someone proved me wrong, it's a meme response!
>someone proved me wrong, this thread is fucking cancerous!
Because China is literally one entity which distributes its money and resources correctly to change the world and isn't instead a collection of different people all trying to make money.
>raging this hard
Just leave the thread if you don't care about it then nerd.
You're only proving me right by sitting here and continuing to rage about it. Only reason you'd stay is such an, as you say, cancerous thread is because you care about it more than anything else in the world you could be doing right now.
What the fuck is wrong with you. What are you trying to prove?
You're being the most tryhard faggot in the thread yourself trying to point out flaws in everything being said. Trying to trivialize what everyone is saying while putting forward nothing yourself is a real obvious shitposter tactic.
Oh god my sides, didn't think these were actual words but thanks to this...cartoon I may just use them.
Many thanks anon, you made my day.
Its getting pretty boring now actually, its never funny when
other sitesare the main argument, but I'm boring like that.
You need to be 18+ to use this website. If you think shitposting is cool or fun and -aren't- an edgy teen, you're mentally defective and more of a real-life laughingstock than anyone you're trying to berate or lord over.
If its this bad now what would happen when its more active?
BUT, to be on topic, I can't watch the show in its native form, the way the chinese speak just puts me off, as another poster said somewhere in this shithole earlier its given me an appreciation to how the japanese speech comes off.
I hate to say it, but a dub might work out better.
I remember that chink anime wannabe bee shit something with Japan VA. Pfffff, the chinks hyped this shit up like the second coming of Jesus and anime killer and guess what? no one give a horeshit about it even the chink
If this had a japanese dub and you could trick people into thinking that was the original then /a/ would be all over this.
but the weebs are too busy trying to copy real japanese people by mindlessly hating anything chinese or korean to think.
>are you just discover the internet
I'm guessing English isn't your native language?
But I digress, I learnt all I know from you guys.
I'm sorry but you're shit teachers, hope my constructive criticism helps.
>this level of trolling
Even /b/ and /v/ are better than this. /a/ is fucking dead
You're such a weeaboofag that you can't watch anime in anything other than nip speak? That's pretty fucking sad. I watch french, german, american, chinese, and korean anime all the time along with jap anime
You can stop now. This is getting so pathetic
I couldn't watch this in Japanese, that'd just wouldn't sit well.
If I'm going to butcher this might as well do it in english, because at least I can natively understand it.
I suppose I'm a bit of a weeb but not to the extent I'd switch from one language I don't understand to another I certainly don't understand, that's retarded.
It would fool alot of people if this had a Jap dub though, gotta give it that.
One was bait, fair enough, just got home from work so my head is out of it.
The other holds some truth.
I don't get how it highlights chinese, maybe if it had more chinese culture but its very much diluted these days.
Best chance for a proper chinese anime would be a dynasty warriors adapation and we have plenty of superior nippon that does medieval shit already
How the fuck people like this faggot exist?
I'm having trouble telling who's baiting who anymore. Any anons in here discussing the actual series still?
Why are there so many mad people? The animation is beautiful and the voices are amazing. Does it being chinese really matter so much?
This is anime through and through. "Anime" is not trademarked by japan
>The animation is beautiful and the voices are amazing
Please kill yourself
>This is anime through and through. "Anime" is not trademarked by japan
Please double kill yourself
I don't give a shit about some chink or gook anime wannabe but
>The animation is beautiful and the voices are amazing
It's finally happening. China is attempting to shill /a/ on chink animation. Soon, there will be dozens of threads about chink animation everyday in an attempt to get people obsessed with the Glorious Motherland.
God help us all.
Or mods can do their jobs. No idea why they've let this thread live so long.
I bet Hiro would understand perfectly considering he had to ban Korea and China from his own site due to their nonstop shitposters.
Voices and plot are shit, animation is notably ok. They did a good job at least in making the girls pure sex.
They don't really look notably better/worse than the usual two-bit harem type show.
Chinese language also sounds like dogshit, or more accurately like a drunk person having a stroke.
Stop samefagging you angry autistic shitposter
I'm not the China shill, I think this show is pretty bad. But I have a massive hard on for the yandere girl right now.
Agreed, the language really just doesn't sound nice.
I remember that hilarious fiasco when China tried their best to rip off Kancolle and it resulted in a huge backlash in their own fanbase.
So much blackmail, bribery, and overall corruption was involved, over a silly fantasy-football game based on moe ship girls.
45 unique IPs means it's at least several people shitposting at once.
Honestly I think /a/ would generally be slightly more accepting of chink and gook shit if 90% of the threads weren't started by obvious shills, they're their own worst enemy.
I think the difference is that that was an obvious shill thread. The occasional manhwa thread here that isn't made by a gook shill seems to go fine, before shitposters fly in anyway.
As far as I understand, it's because it's a tonal language, that is, variations in the pitch of your voice are necessary for many words to come across right, which incidentally is utterly retarded-sounding and can interfere with how emotions come across.
Bow down to your king mongrels, WITNESS THIS
Dayum son screen cap this thread and upload it to pornhub because you kids sure are anal about your cartoons haha
For fucks sake jimmy I wish I was Japanese as much as the next guy or guyette but do you really need to be need to be so elitist about harem shit you eat up like who cares about whose asshole this came from at the end of the day its still shit. "no u see the tapeworm trying to escape between my lips can only be found in nipon which makes it particularly exquisite". FUCK U you white honkey nordic nigger. it doesnt fucking matter, and I'm 1/31 chinese and japanese so you know I'm unbiased here when i tell you you're being a little child about this and guess what nigga it's showertime and I'm gonna slap you in the butt for your transgression.
Tis whatever I say it be thou bouffun.
I think Chinese works better in live action where you can see the actors emotions. Animation just has a harder conveying that, not to mention that, aside from ripping off the looks and sound of anime, Chinese animation also rips off the tendency for anime to use more simplified language, which compounds the problem.
Thanks but I don't take handouts so you can have this back.
>you will never be bullied by a room full of muscle girls
China is truly paving the path.
I honestly do not mind copies so much as long as it is at least superior to the original. Otherwise it is a failed copy. I have not watched this and probably will not so I have no idea if it is any good.
Wow you're hilarious! Do it again
You think you can beat me in smug? I was born with smug.
>I mean if you don't watch it, you're literally a homosexual
>Literally stole Kyoukai no Horizon's Season 2 Opening
>Read the thread, it's literally 7 posts above you.
>They're literally at an anime expo right now.
>There's literally a board called "anime/cute" you newfag.
>And there's literally a board called mecha, too.
>That's nice and all, but has literally nothing to do with this thread.
>There's literally nothing wrong with wanting to watch anime in true 1080p without having to torrent it
>But there's literally nothing wrong with kissanime. It's the best
>So this isn't anime as this literally is a Chinese Cartoon.
>Literally 99% of everything in anime is ripped off from another anime.
>>literally a parody
>the most banal way possible and literally rip off actual anime OPs
>they're too busy laughing at what a loser you are that this thread is literally the most important thing in your life.
>Because China is literally one entity which distributes its money and resources correctly to change the world and isn't instead a collection of different people all trying to make money.
>This. Literally the worst sounding language on earth.
>>literally shitposting the thread
>I am literally chinese and his name is haoyi and not jianghao.
Is this some kind of fucking joke?
Calm down /a/, it's just parody just like every copy paste chink shit
Wow, nice work with those character desigs China, real originial.
Why? Most anime outsources a majority of the work to 'lesser Asians'. Whats the difference from watching Korean anime with a Japanese title and Korean anime with a Korean title?
Anime is shit though, literally piss television to pass the time. Only a handful of anime is ever good, and that's because of the Japanese source material, not the people animating it.
Already watched it and is not bad, dude keeps being a faggot with the occasional manly moments like most harem MCs, but the girls are fucking hot and the designs are nice
Next chapter when? I wanna see yandere childhood friend vs basketball cosplay girl
I like to spontaneous watch random shows at random times, having to commit to downloading/torrenting before hand doesnt go well with my viewing habits. Also i watch primarily on a tablet so that means i would have to potentially convert the video files which takes even more effort. I also have to keep downloads to a minimum since it ruins the ping for my games
Do you like what you gonna be witness , /a/?
I'll take that as a Yes
Can you hold your excrement friends ?
The final piece of this game, My grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards /a/
Gotta say, the animation looks quite good. Chinese anime really went a long way...
Now, if only they animate Chang Ge Xing with that quality...
You do not make sense.
The only way harem-shit can even be enjoyable is through good animation. And this show is evidently well animated.
This makes me hope for more of them. There are quite some good chinese manga around that really deserve a quality animation.
You are such a pleb for not using the catalogue. I bet you have no life and spend all your days actually scrolling /a/.
Daily reminder that TPP and the declining economy of Japan will wreck animu in Japan and China becomes the new center of animation.
I just realized the other slut has the same hairstyle as pic related.
Well, its not Kyoani level, but it's good compared to the stuff that they did before. In fact, it is pretty solid.
On the other hand, I really find it quite funny how people in this thread are so buttblasted about this. Damn, it is as if you guys have no life at all. Noone is insulting your Nipponese Original Animation or something. Calm your tits.
I think /a/ weebs like to treat japanese animation like a waifu, so when they see animation from other country in their board they feel NTR'D because their special nihonjin drawings folded a thousand times are being profaned with chink/gook ones.
Neckbeards get really offended when you take away from them whatever makes them feel special
Story time: The perfect way to start my day
The suction cup keeps my dildo firmly secured to the tile wall.
I like to wake up to a hot cup of coffee, a hot shower, and a hot, hard pounding. The coffee waits for me outside the curtain as I relax under the steamy downpour, wetting my hair as I rub my “big clito”. I feel the urge for a shit.
My eyes fix on the 8″ dildo and I’m instantly horny; the perfect size for my hungry ass on this early morning. I back up against the wall and spread my ass cheeks, reaching back to ease the lube covered dildo into me. Slowly, I push backwards, feeling every inch slide into me. Leaning over, I grasp onto the temperature controls of my shower and begin thrusting myself on the cock, feeling it rub against my “G-spot”. A sweet aroma of shit fills the shower. I pull out and look at my toy. Entirely covered of fecal matter, I instinctively kneel down to suck it. The heavy coat pleases my lips, tongue and taste buds for minutes.
I turn around to resume the fucking in a faster, harder rhythm. Hot water beats down on my shoulders and back as I feel myself getting closer and closer to climax. Finally, I push myself all the way down on the anal toy until I feel those balls hitting my own. My anal sphincter clenching the dildo; I hold on tight the controls as my body spasms, shooting long shots of cum.
A few seconds to compose myself, I slowly give a few more thrusts. Then pulling away; I contemplate my dildo covered of shit again. I give it a few licks, cleaning the head of the cock.
Aaah… The perfect way to start my day!
[Furry Scat Story] A Bad Day to be a Nurse
On a nice and warm early 2000’s autumn morning, another work day was slowly beginning. A handsome female arctic wolf was sitting on her office chair next to a large window, lost in her thoughts, sipping a steaming hot coffee to blow away her sleepiness. Sunlight made her beautiful plain white fur shine even more than it usually did, even through her thin white t-shirt. She looked by the window to watch the leaves fall down the distant trees. There wasn’t that much to see, since her office was at ground level next to the parking lot. The weather were still very pleasant, but it was that unpleasant time of the year. She took the little plastic sign laying on her wooden table and stared at it.
This would be another rough day, like every of the past week. It was the flu season. Cubs would come to her office in bad shape almost crying to get back home, and sometimes it would get very dirty. She preferred not to think about the worst, but still it didn’t really bothered her because being a school nurse is the job she decided to do, and she was proud of it. She helped cubs feel better, and she loved talking with them and comfort the little ones. Her favourite cub with whom she developed a particular friendship was Stacy Kanine, a cute grey and purple puppy. She thought about her, since the poor girl was sick at home. She kinda missed her already, as she was always a shine in the day, even the worst moments.
As classes started, it wasn’t long before her first “patients” showed up, cramping and nauseous. As always, her office phone was her irreplaceable tool. She wandered with her wireless phone in the office, uninterested to sit down while talking to the cubs parents, even in the shortest conversations. The poor cubs would go back and forth to the bathroom, and she made sure they were okay and was always there to comfort them until their beloved parents showed up to bring back home to take care of them.
The first cubs of the day were quickly picked up by their parents except one which was using the bathroom. She was now alone in her office. It was the right time to pass some gas. She had been bloating all morning and some stomach cramps appeared, without any need to use her office bathroom. Cramps would come and go, and even if she gave a little push, nothing happened. She didn’t really worry about it, she have had cramps before, and it didn’t felt like anything in particular. Gas had been building up in her bowels in the last minutes, and not that she was alone, she could finally give another push hoping she would feel better. Maxine raised a bit in her chair and pushed. When she realized what was going on, it was already too late. Runny poop audibly squirted out of her anus, coating her underwear with hot diarrhea. She was shocked and disappointed of herself, unable to believe she did not saw it coming. Was it only an isolated accident, something she ate or did she manage to catch the flu running at school? With all the precautions she took, it would be a nasty surprise. This was the first year it ever happened to her, and with her healthy habits, the last time she had that kind of sickness was a long time ago.
The nurse was frozen, keeping the exact same position to contain the mess. She couldn’t even recall the last time she had a bathroom accident. She slowly raised in her seat further more and gently touched the back of her pants to measure the damage. Her fingers reached a warm wet spot which left a stinky light brown stain on her white fingers. Now she questioned herself how she could deal with it. She wasn’t prepared for that at all, as there was only underwear, training pants and diapers for cubs to be changed in case of an accident.
>no sans and kuns and chans
>every name has an X in it somewhere
>still manage to get an EEEEEHHHHHHH in there though
This isn't like my original chinese cartoons at all. At least the girls look nice. Seeing how much effort they put into all of their ripoffs I wouldn't expect much though.
Still keeping the pose, she remembered about the large window behind her and became nervous. She was so ashamed of her accident that she would do anything to make sure no one knew about it. She touched her butt again to seek how the mess would spread then gently stood up. The nurse sighed in relief as nothing dripped down her legs. She went to grab the blinds cords when she heard a cub entering her office. She faced him and awkwardly said hi, exposing her stained pants to the window, then rotated again to be next to the wall in a strange position where nobody could see her mess.
“It’s pretty sunny today isn’t it?”
“Well… Still too much for me!”
Maxine nervously closed the blinds, trying to calm down under the suspicious stare of the cub. She fought a bit with the blinds and let them skew in defeat. She got on her chair legs first then sat on her knees for her bum to float between her calves. She looked at the cub and made up the excuse “Do you like to sit on your chair like this? It’s fun!” After another uncomfortable stare, she took care of the cub without leaving her chair.
She now had to use a toilet real bad, as cramping increased and her diarrhea quickly became explosive. She was prisoner of her chair, having to watch the cubs in her office, plus the one who was still using the bathroom. It was more than time to do something before she ruined her pants and chair. She had to go check on the cub using the toilet but had to hide the visible stain on her back. The arctic wolf slowly got off her chair and pushed it back with her legs, then stood still, hands on the table and looking down, trying to think. Her cramps were intense, limiting her moves, and she could barely keep her poop from flowing into her pants, which would uncontrollably happen in a few minutes. She could use her purse to cover her back, but reaching it on the floor would be suicide. She finally grabbed her agenda and wireless phone on the table then held them with both hands on her back. It sure looked weird, but it was the only option she found to somewhat hide her truth.
Walking slowly with sloppy moves, she caught once again the attention of the cubs waiting. The bathroom door was next to the chairs, so she had to get close to the cubs, praying they wouldn’t smell anything. She knocked on the door three times and asked if the little one was okay, then asked if she could get in, which he accepted.
The poor kitten had the flu as well, and his bowels weren’t about to be done when she got in. Making efforts to be a good nurse even in the worst circumstances, she asked him a few quick questions to evaluate how he was feeling, then explained she needed the bathroom and would be quick. She offered to give him training pants, which he accepted after a slight hesitation.
The kitten got on the changing table by himself and sat down as she was gathering stuff. Her cramps were incredibly painful, and she was almost crying. it was only a matter of time before her bowels emptied themselves by force. She took a good breath and began changing the kitten. His grey underwear had a little brown stain in it. She silently removed his underwear acting normal not to embarrass the cub, thinking to herself “At least I’m not the only one who had a diarrhea accident today…” She put his training pants on and smiled, then he left, closing the door behind him.
Maxine sighed, then began unbuttoning her pants, and moaned as she slowly got step by step closer to the toilet, not even knowing if she would make it in time. On the last seconds her bowels could endure she turned in direction of the toilet then lost control and exploded in creamy sounds as she dropped her pants, pooping in her underwear and pants a bit more. Before she could even sit down, the toilet had become a nightmare, covered in runny and liquid poop from she seat to the top. Closing her eyes, she managed to take place on the messy seat, in a mixture of relief and disgust, staining her white fur even more. Diarrhea heavily flowed in the toilet, making loud sounds as it sprayed all over the bowl.
she muffled her moaning and screams of pain with her forearm hoping that the door would cut all the remaining sounds coming from the toilet. It seemed like an eternity before the flow finally reduced and her cramps diminished, but another weird feeling was taking over. Her excessive sleepiness of this morning had turned into fever. It wasn’t even midday and the flu was crushing her down to bits.
She couldn’t stay in the bathroom for too long, since cubs were waiting outside, and maybe new ones were waiting for assistance. Once her bowels felt empty, she began carefully wiping her slimy butt for a while before she actually reached the fur. When she flushed the toilet, everything stood there and the water level increased. Nervous, she realized what just happened. Nobody could use the toilet anymore.
The arctic wolf needed to call the principal. Maxine facepalmed when she realized she left the wireless phone at the other end of the room, on the changing table. After a long sigh, she grabbed her clothes and crouched walked pants down to get to it. She then brought it back and sat on the toilet while she composed the number of the principal’s office.
“Yes this is the nurse, listen… I’m sick… I caught the flu running around, I’m gonna need a replacement.”
“Damn… I’ll see what I can do Maxine, lots of classes already have substitute teachers right now. This is the worst time of the year…”
“I won’t make it to the end of the day, I need to run back and forth to the toilet, and… well… I think I just clogged the one in my office…”
“Oh god, I’ll call the janitor as well, I’ll tell him to be quick. Are there a lot of cubs in your office right now?”
“When I got in the bathroom there were three… Ooh…” Maxine placed a finger on the microphone as she pushed another loud wave of diarrhea in the toilet.
“Ok Maxine, I’ll do my best, but I can’t promise anything.”
“Damn it… Okay.”
Maxine hung on and sighed, hands down, then dropped the phone on the floor. She took a water bottle from the basket by the toilet and chugged it down, then she placed her feminine hands around her belly. The cramps were still intense. She looked at her ruined beige underwear and her stained pants, even worse than she imagined. When she lost control over her bowels, some poop stained the outside of her pants. Hiding her mess would be even more complicated now.
Breaking the silence, some nervous knocking came from the door, surprising the nurse. She could not simply open the door, since the toilet was still covered in her own feces. She took lots of paper and cleaned the outside of the toilet the best she could, then tried flushing another time, which again raised the water level up to a critical point. She closed the top and answered the door. The kitten was wiggling and holding his stomach in pain, looking at her, embarrassed.
Why are the chinks in this thread getting so mad when people doesn't like their cartoon or their language?
“Hum… I’m having a little problem here…” And after a long hesitation she whispered to him “The toilet is clogged… Do you think you can make it to the nearest restrooms?”
The kitten awkwardly nodded, then ran outside the office. The nurse looked who was waiting in her office, and saw two new cubs waiting.
“I’ll be with you in a moment…”
Maxine closed the door, trying to think. There would be other diarrhea waves that she may not be able to hold long enough, plus other cubs that would get to her office. After a while, she looked at the changing table. She got to it and shyly took two cub diapers she put on the changing table. Taking a deep breath, she opened them, sticked the tapes from the first to the second one, then lowered her pants and put both diapers in her panties in shame. Hopefully it would hold an accident, which she was sure was going to happen. She put some baby powder on her bum and crotch, then put her pants back on then fastened her belt. It was a weird feeling to have padding between the legs, and even stranger to be the one to actually wear diapers.
Maxine got out of the bathroom, unnaturally walking, and closed the door behind her. After taking a strong dose of medication from the cabinet, she chatted with the cubs, called their parents and waited for them to show up. After a while, the kitten was back, but his face suggested something. He had been crying. Maxine immediately went to him, lowered to his level and held his shoulders. She asked him with a soft voice “Hey, what’s the matter little one?” And the Cub remained silent, looking down in embarrassment. The nurse whispered to him “Did you have an accident?” And the kitten nodded. She hugged him and took him to the bathroom for a change. The poor kitten didn’t made it in time to the restrooms, good thing he had padding on. Maxine gently put him on the changing table and explained there was no shame in it.
“You know, this happens to the best of us!” But the kitten had still an embarrassed face. After a long silence, the nurse said at a low voice:
“I’m gonna tell you a secret. I have diarrhea too, and I’ve pooped my pants. Can you believe it? I’m a nurse and yet I’m sick, everything is upside down!”
The kitten didn’t know how to react to the arctic wolf confession. He stared at the toilet for a moment, then shyly looked the nurse in the eyes. A little bit embarrassed, she responded “I’m a grown up girl, and still, it can happen, and there’s no shame in that.” Actually feeling ashamed as she said it, barely hiding the truth. The cub finally calmed down, and she began changing him. She offered him a diaper but he refused, more comfortable with training pants. Maxine thought about Stacy for a brief moment, remembering how she always tried to comfort people living similar situations while she dealt with her illness. “Maybe there’s a girl you could meet. She has lived your situation so many times before, but she still keeps a smile on her face.” The cub nodded. “I’ll talk to her.”
I don't understand why are you keep posting this shit on /a/ anyway. Your thread will always end up like this
The nurse finished changing the Kitten and took care of the other cubs in her office. The phone rang.
– Hummm… Maxine, listen… I’m so sorry… don’t have any replacement for you today.
– What? Are you fucking kidding? I’m here everyday, I bust my ass to stop cubs from crying torrents and I almost never call sick!
– Maybe I can boost up your next pay… but evidently you would not have to tell anyone, I’m not supposed to do it…
– That isn’t fixing everything, and how it this even an answer? A private school shouldn’t do this kind of things!
– Well it’s better than nothing, again I’m really sorry Maxine, I’ll see if you can have the rest of the week off to take care of yourself.
Maxine hung up the phone, unable to continue the conversation as another cramp hit her hard. She comforted herself by tightly holding her storming belly. With her fever, it was apparent that she wasn’t feeling good, and cubs sitting in front of her by the wall were staring at her, upset. She did her best to cut the silence and sound normal over her sickness.
“I’m sorry for what I’ve said on the phone… as you can see, you guys aren’t the only ones having a bad day…”
You all probably know that Normies Get Out maymay.
Now, the raging weebs here should do the same with Chinks Get Out as well. Preferably, with your concerned mother shouting in the background.
The need to go again was slowly coming back, and she was helpless to it. Maybe she could hold it long enough to make it to the restrooms on lunch, but first the cubs in her office had to leave, and hopefully there would be a time she would finally be alone to run to the nearest restrooms for a well deserved potty break. poop was already poking her anus again, wanting out. It felt more liquid this time, much more complicated to handle.
She would talk to the cubs in an attempt to think about something else than her diarrhea, but she was unable to maintain a decent conversation at the moment. Instead, she tried a game of solitaire on her computer, not helping either. She waited until every cub were picked up by their parents, asking her if she were okay, to which she simply responded “Have a nice day.”
She was finally alone in her office, almost dinner time. She gathered all her stuff, ready to run for the nearest bathroom, not even sure to make it in time. When she left her chair and stood up, she accidentally let go a shart. The diapers she put in her panties just proved themselves effective. She slowly left her table and waited under the doorframe, waiting for the corridor to be empty. She visualized her walk to the bathroom and got lost in her thoughts.
Maxine got to the toddler’s height, took her and used her legs to lift the cub. This effort was enough to make her lose control over her bowels again. A loud and powerful stream of diarrhea flowed in her padded underwear, coating her butt and crotch. She quickly put the cub on the changing table, ending the flow. Maxine was shocked and remained silent for a few seconds, while some more of the nasty liquid dripped down her legs. Still, diapers were holding most of it but she would have to change herself after the cub.
The toddler girl wondered what was going on, and understood when the smell reached her nose.
“Hey, you have made poopy in your pants! If my parents were here, they would put you back into diapers!”
The nurse remained silent as she felt incredibly ashamed, almost falling in tears. Taking all her courage, she thought of a childish sentence to describe her situation.
“Hey, do you know this feeling when your tummy is hurting and you have to go poopoo all the time? It squirts all funny like juice. Sometimes you might have an oopsie before finding a potty. Well I did have an oopsie, and it’s okay. This will be our secret, right?”
The cub responded “It’s okay, it happened to me a few times.” A smile appeared on Maxine’s face, but quickly faded away when another cramp hit her. She changed the cub nice and easy, and waited for her to get back to class.
She took three diapers under the changing table and an awful lot of wipes. The mess she had made in her pants would be catastrophic. She didn’t wanted at all to see it but she had to. She unbuttoned her pants then carefully lowered them down. It was worst then she imagined. There was brown goo everywhere. It leaked down the legs and it almost overflowed by the back. There was almost as much poop in the front than in the back. It was sure hard to look for her but at least the smell was bearable.
First she had to remove the diapers from that pile of filth. Throwing her panties down the trash wasn’t an option, since she needed them to support the padding. After another deep breath of clean air on her side, she plunged her hands into the mess to remove the two dirty diapers. She wished she was home so bad, the poor nurse did deserve a few days off from this school flu nightmare.
Now that she had two dripping diapers in her hands, she stumped the diaper pail pedal and threw them down there. Still with her pants down, she took every wet wipes she could find and brought them to the toilet, where she started interminably wiping her butt. When she had enough, piling up on the dangerously high water level, the wipes and toilet paper had gone higher than the seat. What face would the janitor do when he’d see this? She just hoped she wouldn’t be there when it happened.
She reached the sink and vigorously washed her hands multiple times, unable to make the smell and stains disappear completely. She got back to the changing table, and after a short hesitation took another diaper, that she stacked on top of the other ones. She sticked the four diapers one to the other, then placed them in her panties. This time, she sure would walk the weirdest way, but she had enough protection to survive a full diarrhea blast, which could happen anytime.
The bell rang, it was dinner time. It was now or never to find a bathroom before the corridors filled up with eyes staring at her pants. Maxine gathered her stuff again and walked at a good pace to the nearest bathroom, with nothing to cover her stained pants. She heard her office phone rang, but didn’t care. The arctic wolf had been waiting for this moment for more that an hour now, nothing else mattered. She felt relieved when she finally entered the bathroom and ran into a stall. She lowered her pants and sat on the bowl, no time to put toilet paper on the seat. The nurse moaned in ecstasy as she pushed another explosive wave of diarrhea into the toilet. She finally could let it go, and the time she would spend there had no importance. It was her moment, and nothing outside her bubble existed anymore. It even became hard to consider what was outside of that bubble, with her disorienting fever.
In fact, she did spend a long time in there because after some time the janitor got in the bathroom and called her name, waking her up from her thoughts.
“huh… Yes… I’m… still alive…”
“The toilet is unclogged in your office. Next time, be careful, for fuck’s sake!”
The janitor left the bathroom, shouting inaudible curse words. Maxine rolled her eyes, recognizing the stereotypical character he was. She proceed to gently clean her butt and flush many times. She was ready to get back to her office after spending maybe more than an hour squirting in public bathrooms. She took her stuff and left the bathroom, then after her bowels growled and she ran back to the stall.
Once she was back in her office, she took more medication, which managed to calm the cramping and her fever a little bit. The afternoon passed smoothly, as most of the sick cubs already left her office in the morning to get back home. She wished she was one of them, having someone to pick her up and take care of her. She grabbed her phone and called her favourite cub Stacy, to take some news of her. She was pleased to know the little one was going better, but Maxine couldn’t admit what was going on on her side. She preferred to keep the story for another time, when Stacy would need once again to gain confidence with an anecdote explaining how accidents does happen to other people.
While Maxine talked with Stacy over the phone, the principal showed up in her office. The nurse put the phone aside, listening to the gracious blue female cat.
“Hang on Maxine, you can have the rest of the week off!”
“Oh yes!” Said the arctic wolf, exhausted. “Thank you so much.”
“And you can leave one hour earlier today, the kindergarten personnel will assume your functions.”
“Good news, already! Sorry for being rude earlier…”
“I understand, take care of yourself, you deserve it.”
At the other end of the line, Stacy was wondering what was going on.
“What’s so fun out there?”
“Well I’m gonna have the rest of the week off! I’m happy.”
“I don’t understand. People need you at school. Why would you be so happy?”
Wanting to keep the truth to herself, she made an offer to Stacy after a suspicious silence.
“Well, maybe we could play together sometime until you’re ready to get back to school! It’s been a while since I came to your place. I could talk with your parents if you wish.”
“I’d like it very much, thank you Maxine!”
“hehe, take care of yourself, I’ll call you later!”
And maxine hung up. She loved this cub very much, she was like a child she never had, and maybe would never have. They have known themselves for a few years now and had become like mother and child, like if sometimes she was even more present in her life than her own parents, which felt weird to her. She did know her parents though, and were invited multiple times for dinner at their home.
Her thoughts were cut short when her stomach rumbled again. This is what the next hours looked like. Fever, cramps and going back and forth to the bathroom, trying not to mess herself over a short distance. After some time, a last cub showed up in her office, wriggling into place while giving her info to contact his parents. He then ran straight to the bathroom. Maxine hated the idea of sharing a toilet again but she had no choice. She was desperate so much that the only thing that mattered now was to empty her bowels as soon as possible, as holding her poop was killing her. Alternating each 10 minutes, one got out of the bathroom relieved while the other one ran to the toilet about to explode, toilsome for both.
The work day was finally coming to an end. The cub had been put into diapers before leaving with his parents. She was now alone in her office for the last time. The sunset was about to happen. Maxine sunk in her chair, looking at the ceiling for long minutes. She was weak, and emptying her mind seemed like the only thing to do. Coffee didn’t helped at all in the morning, and may even have contributed to her bowel troubles, on top of all the water she drank to keep herself hydrated. There was only one last fight left, going home. At least it wasn’t that far.
Her pants were heavily stained, and probably good for the trash since most of it had dried. Maybe this time she could hide it with her purse, but she didn’t even cared. She just wanted to get back home, no matter what. She gathered her stuff, knowing she would only be back next week. Even if she weren’t supposed to, she took a few boxes of anti-diarrhea and flu medication then took some diapers, bags and rash cream from the changing table. She looked around to be sure she wasn’t forgetting anything then left her office and locked the door with relief. As she walked towards the exit, her bowels stormed again and another wave was making its way to her anus. She would deal with it later. The next toilet she would sit on were her own.
Getting to her blue sedan, she started the car with her little remote and opened the back door. leaning forward to put stuff on the seat, diarrhea flowed in her pants. She gave up. She crouched by her car and pushed everything out, contained by the padding. Maxine remained in the same position for a minute, waiting for everything to get out before she could hit the road. She got weird looks from other people in the parking lot, but nothing was affecting her anymore. She put a large plastic bag she had picked up earlier on the driver seat, then carefully sat down, squishing the mess down to take place in her seat. She lowered all the windows and left the school parking lot in alleviation, a nice warm breeze flowing through her car.
There's no inherent beauty or ugliness in either language.
Remember when people claimed that german sounds aweful? That's because they hated the germs for invading them. Nowadays, people cant stop fellating them for the economic might.
Japan, in the 80s, also was considered to have an ugly and strange language (and still is to non-weebs).
Same with China at the moment. Some day, when there is more exosure, people will naturally change their opinion. You know it is true.
When she got home, she already needed to use her bathroom. She felt like falling on the floor after all this fatigue. She walked to the toilet then remembered how much she was messy down there, and headed straight to the shower instead. Standing up in the shower, she relieved herself in her pants. Liquid ran down her legs, but she didn’t even cared. It was over now. She felt like peeing too, so she did. The only way her pants could still be saved now was by pre washing them in the shower and see what happened.
she took her clothes off except her pants then turned the hot water on and began scrubbing her pants. It probably wouldn’t make any difference, but she had nothing to lose. She did love these pair of pants. A constant stream of brown water lost itself down the drain as her diapers and underwear were still on, filling up with water. She put everything down and cleaned herself good, her white fur shining more than it ever did in the last weeks, and her body even gaining some energy under the hot water.
Once her shower done, she applied anti-rash cream to her butt and genitals, and a little bit of ointment on her burning anus. She put her clothes in the washing machine, hoping some miracle could be made.
RWBY is also weeaboo shit. Also /co/ probably have generals already or some shit and I don't think anyone wants to discuss the shit that is RWBY even if it has a manga.
Laying on her couch, almost falling into sleep, she asked to herself if she would keep doing this job for a long time. It was pretty nice in general, but days like this one, even if they were rare, crushed her motivation. What would happen when Stacy would change schools? For now they had each other in moments like this, keeping their black thoughts away, but it wouldn’t last forever. That kept Maxine thinking for a long time, but she realized all that really mattered was the present. If she felt better, she would call Stacy’s parents tomorrow to plan something with her. Maxine would probably still be upset, but no matter how she felt she was always pleased to meet Stacy. She was the reason she kept her job and was so proud of it. Each time she saw the cub, it reminded her how important she was for the school. She was already thinking about the way she was going to tell Stacy about this day that just ended, keeping this story it for a specific moment when she would need to be comforted with a good laugh. Even after a terrible day, Maxine had found a way to keep the smile, like Stacy always did in her presence. Thinking about it, it wasn’t about to be over. Next time she would be sitting in her office, she would consider the little plastic sign on her table like a trophy:
you really are quite irritated when it comes to China.
Did they just taken your islands, or something? Or is their economic rise pushing you (and Japan) to irrelevancy.
Good article on how Japan becomes ever more irrelevant, despite their soft-power thru drawn porn.
What's going on in this thread? Plenty of /pol/ tier shitposting it seems
This is true. But they've also made it sound completely different by not using all the chi, shi, Xs and Js every single Chinese word seems to have.
Jap is like going down a river. Chinese is like tumbling down a dried stream hitting every single rock on the way.