I want to put ketchup on Umaru's omelet rice, if you know what I'm trying to imply.
>Umaru living forever
I'm sure she will, desu.
I thought you said you wanted Umaru on the front page? But it looks like Umaru can't get there, so Tachibana Sylphynford shall instead!
Sylphyn on the front page? Sylphyn on the front page.
Remember who got Umaru here, desu.
Berserk is decades old and you don't see anyone complaining. Enjoy poteito.
Wait, no. This is what happens...
Kirie's 'fondness' for Umaru was just an elaborate ruse to gain her trust.
She then stomps on her and spills coca cola onto her, crushing up potato chips and dusting them into Umaru's hair, and takes the oppertunity to steal all her games, manga, and stuffed animals.
Taihei was in on it, too, he and Kirie sell some of Umaru's goods on the black market, but since Taihei bought pretty much all of the stuff to begin with, Kirie needs to give favors if Taihei is going to get truly paid.
So, Kirie does those things.
Ebina gets involved and she gets bullied so hard that everyone goes on a road trip to Texas, even though it would be literally impossible to drive from Japan to Texas. Umaru is then sold to work at Uncle Munster's farm.
TSF happened to hide in the trunk of the car when it went to Texas, so she and Umaru spend the rest of their lives competing in various farming activities, such as plowing land or milking cows.
Best girl debates aside, did I or did I not just uncover the plot for an upcoming movie adaptation of the anime?
In the first episode she's portrayed as insufferably annoying, and the majority of people watched just that first episode, dropped the series, and started crying bitter tears of rage for some reason.
Then I don't understand why it's asking to be flamed by not liking Evangelion in /a/ when Shinji was just an annoying, whiny, brat in the first episode with no sense of humor as a means to redeem himself. Seems like an inconsistent metric to base what is liked and disliked.
What the fuck is that shop?
Can you imagine being Umaru?
Just SNORTING to herself at how EPIC of a memelord she is and asking her internet pals to "hey wouldn't it be EPIC if you were to post calling me out for for shitposting? I'd act like all PISSED and shit on niconico and like I'm drunk lel but I only drank Coke duduru~~".
Her overreaction to shit is so fucking unfunny and fake that I honestly don't know how my room isn't full of vomit right now.
why are people so relentless in their bullying of Umaru?
And that's Umaru a best
Seriously, where the fuck is the shitpost.webm
?!?! How could the thread have gone so long without it?
Perfect, now there's the longer one where she runs him and slides under the table before shitposting for maximum autism?
Is the shrimp decorating her hair some sort of emergency snack?