Who doesn't like large body girls?
Everybody loves large body girls especially
I would be the happiest man on Earth.
If you married Cerea, would she want you to ride her back down the aisle off to your honeymoon, or would she rather you walk beside her and hold her hand?
I would hold her hand down the aisle.
Blonde is shit.
Horses are shit.
Bring on the red.
>Supporting the red
>Being this communist
That sounds like something fun that she'd get flustered about. Then you can let her know how cute she looks when she acts like that. Flustering intensifies.
Basically, all girls are best girls, and if an Anon likes a girl you don't, maybe they see something you don't, or they don't mind the drawbacks as much as you do. It's all good.
That's not the point of these threads, Anon.
>not updating with all the new girls
Keep forgetting to save the next larger template, sorry.
>Being a civil, kind, and understanding human being in a monstergirl thread.
That Anon was referring to the poster in the other thread bumping the duplicate MonMusu thread. They don't know how to sage, I guess.
>Basically, all girls are best girls
This is wrong and you're wrong.
This sentence is only typed by people that want to bring everyone else's waifus down to the shitty level of their own waifus.
>Reminder snakefags are cancerous redditfucks.
You really shouldnt be proud someone made a shitty video about your posts.
Did you perhaps even watch the video? Did you perhaps also go and see that the creator of said video posts his shit all over reddit?
Are you trying to imply that the correct term for a group of women who belong to a certain individual is "haram". If you are, I'd like to inform you that you are indeed wrong. If you are trying to imply that the act of having a harem is haram, I'd also like to inform you that you are still wrong. The reason being that a harem is usually associated with muslim culture and does not go against Allah's teachings.
I was just dropping in because I saw spider.
Don't mind me. I'll be on my way.
/mlp/ is already here. It can't get worse really
>People are actually proud of this
You do understand that those style of videos are usually associated with the /mlp/ board. I hope that faggot gets cancer. He's unoriginal and bad at making those kinds of videos.
Ok, what's your favorite part about The Spider Lady?
That video gives fans of all girls a bad name, not just the snekfags.
You must really hate it when people post the full version of this one then.
So it begins.
Please don't post anything of the sort anymore or else I'll report you to the anime police.
She is the cutest when embarassed because it doesn't happen often.
How has the New Year been for you, anon?
Pic-related, minus the ogre pussy that would have at least made it worthwhile.
Yesterday and today had zero motivation to either practice my moon or my pushups. Before leaving for work, my 3DSXL an heroed, meaning I'm going to have to drop 300 to buy the upgrade before the first week is even up on this year. My takeaway food container was dropped on the wet floor and still served to me, but it was dry, so I hope I llive, and while searching for a reaction image for this post, my phone crashed on a webm, meaning I have to type it up again. On the plus side, if I die from the food poisoning, I'm gonna make Lala regret visiting me. Also, sage.
>Ok, what's your favorite part about The Spider Lady?
For some reason, that page in Chapter 16 where she's giving the bully her death smile is Rachnera's sexiest moment. Those fangs, those claws- UNF.
>Responding to sleepy snake with air horn is forcing
Shit, you need to quote like half the posts in this thread if you're stretching your definition that far.
It just occurred to me. If that's really how a pregnant cetaur would look, her vagina is like 6-8feet long and has a bend in it. Birthing problems aside, you better have some persistent swimmers if you hope to knock her up.
Some people attribute the the image to being Cerea's naivete in how things work for pregnant individuals. On the otherhand, it could simply have been Crabman's idea/mistake to represent pregnancy as such to make the situation a bit more clear to the viewer. Either side could argue a bit on who is right, but the fact of the matter remain, a centaur would not have that appearance being pregnant.
No because she still can't love me back.
>average swimming speed of sperm: 8 inches per hour or 56.44 µm/s.
>lifespan in female body: days
2/3' per hour
2' per 3hr
16' per day
Unless you're trying to impregnate a Gigantes-Centaur(as in a centaur sized to a Gigantes baseline rather than a human baseline, but in that situation, it's easier just to go spelunking), you should be fine.
>Darling meets a guy who is an absolute bro.
>Become best of buds instantly.
>Invites him round the house to meet The Munsters.
>Secretly this bro has an extreme fondness of extra species girls so he easily falls in love with every single one there.
>Sadly though he's a social wreck around women, especially ones he's passionate about.
>Anytime the Monster Girls try to talk to him, or rarely if he tries to make conversation with them. He always turns into a cute, flustered mess and will sometimes make a weird or inappropriate comment that usually gets ignored.
>None of them pay much attention to him due to this. So he makes it his ambition to become a confident, charismatic man that surely win one of these grills hearts.
Also he's a cyborg, don't ask me why.
I for one enjoy this copypasta. Fuck the haters.
>tfw want to be abused by arachne
Some of you are alright
Don't come to Darling's house tomorrow
Rachnee and Cerea are best girls... Lala too
Oh nice, someone with the same opinion as me.
When Rachnee stops being a 'taur, probably.
Just kidding I love both of them
There's a furry inside every one of us that is not fat.
Food for thought.
I dismissed the game since it's probably just as impossible to get in as Kantai, but seeing that I feel the overwhelming need to know how to play and get a shroomgirl all my own.
Is there an English version (or at least a patch), and how would one go about playing?
Not as hard as Kantai, there's no lottery of sorts, just modify your region cookie and you're settled.
There's no English version, sadly. But there's a wikia and a guide.
Basic Info/How to Register: http://pastebin.com/Zhdp1c2V
How to play: http://pastebin.com/69NPJiFT
You still have 2 days before the Yeti event ends. Just do the really easy 2-star maps if you can.
Yeah doing the yeti is extremely rewarding. You need to rotate the easy mode 30-or-so times to get the yeti as a quest reward but she's really strong and damn so cute.
AFAIK there's no lottery at this point, at least I got in at first try without any bugging around (other than a JP proxy)
You don't really need a proxy even, just go to the homepage, change language to Japanese, press F12 to go into console mode, then copy paste the following codes:
document.cookie = "cklg=welcome;expires=Sun, 09 Feb 2019 09:00:09 GMT;domain=.dmm.com;path=/";
document.cookie = "cklg=welcome;expires=Sun, 09 Feb 2019 09:00:09 GMT;domain=.dmm.com;path=/netgame/";
document.cookie = "cklg=welcome;expires=Sun, 09 Feb 2019 09:00:09 GMT;domain=.dmm.com;path=/netgame_s/";
document.cookie = "ckcy=1;expires=Sun, 09 Feb 2019 09:00:09 GMT;domain=.dmm.com;path=/";
document.cookie = "ckcy=1;expires=Sun, 09 Feb 2019 09:00:09 GMT;domain=.dmm.com;path=/netgame/";
document.cookie = "ckcy=1;expires=Sun, 09 Feb 2019 09:00:09 GMT;domain=.dmm.com;path=/netgame_s/";
Register and you're cool.
Today's task - Examine the cause and time of death of this girl.
I wonder how Zombina was when she was alive. I hope her backstory is
I actually agree with this, anon. She's done nothing but job in the last few chapters. We need her to show some competitiveness and try to win the Darlingbowl. Quit jobbing all the time.
>tfw vague need to draw a lewd Centorea
Please dont do that, Cerea deserves to be here just as much as Lala does.
I bought a 3rd group to do 10 or 30 minute shoppings, and then switch them alternately.
All girls deserve to be here, period. No shitposting, only monster loving now.
Doppel doth be the primest wench, for she can transpose herself into any other wench!
> Is she nary an Elder God?
Original waspfag here
Now this is what I'm talking about.
Every time you tease me like that, I have these weird thoughts running through my mind about Doppel-chan. I'm just imagining some kinky and fucked up things I'd really like to do with my waifu, that are too lewd to describe them here on /a/.
Yeah, I should probably be ashamed of myself, not wanting it to be the other way around, though...
That could be said for everyone not apart of the main cast or m.o.n. they're trying their hardest to stay afloat in the sea of waifuery but will eventually drown.
Quite a few I think. Mostly anime only fags or secondaries. Not that they're all that terrible but they really should read the manga before asking the same questions we've been over a thousand times.
Lilith has her admirers, and when the devil subspecies endcard came out the Greater and Elder Devils picked up devotees. Without more source material, however, they'll remain rare sightings.
Girls that appeared in end cards only get little attention in general.
Unless they are in BC harem.
(Pic related. I can't comprehend cow come /a/ is not all over her. I swear. I'm gone for like a year and when I'm back nobody is a proper lolicon anymore.)
>That Elder Devil
Crab really does not know how to draw women with curvy figures.
All the women are sticks with huge tits. They're some that he gets away with but most of the time, you get shit like her.
>She's cute but I prefer boobs.
I think that this is also true for Crabman. He prefers girls with insane amounts of boobs. This would explain why most girls are D-cup and above.
Still. He is nice enough to provide some DFC for his fans.
i really want iris to leave and for a dairy/racing breed centaur to be introduced to the Bike Cop harem. Or she could just join them w/o Iris having to leave.
I'll even take a Heavyweight centaur
>i want to put a ring on that finger
Too bad i already did
It's a pretty good watch.
Especially the scene where darling 1HKO'd the racist couple ended up great.
The only real complaint i have is that they spoiled the revelation of Suu being able to talk from the very beginning.
>Any MonMusu not being dangerous
People underestimate how dangerous MonMusu's really are.
The Heavyweight Centaur is the most dangerous person out of the group of Centaurs easily.
Gu - Aggressive due to toxicity, touch may cause chemical burns,
Iris - Passive-aggressive due to self-doubt, prone to false molestation reports, has laser beams.
Tara - Huge, strong, aggressive, venomous.
Piper - Con-artist, venomous
Mako - Digital pirate, attempted irl-pirate, fucking shark.
Vera - kleptomaniac with huge claws and little common sense.
The whole idea is that those girls are on probation for various crimes and since they are too dangerous to be entrusted to other hosts they ended up in BC home.
I respect that idea (Figgod had the same idea at the beginning), but i really like how BC harem in this long time evolved.
>Iris has laser beams
I thought the joke was that her "lasers" were as harmful as a flashlight (complete with clicking on/off sound) due to her age.
When did the consensus change?
A long time ago.
I love how many people are waking up from under rocks nowadays.
Alright, then I'm a horsefag.
I'm not a horsefag, but Cerea (and Doppel) seem to be the only attractive ones.
Cerea, Doppel, Papi and Miia, you mean.
Doppel is not attractive at all. She's a meme character with one or three followers that only call her best anything because she's literally less relevant than Polt and they can make up whatever fantasy they want about her.
Sexual positions you can acheive.
Her legs are great.
I'm a horse fag but I can still appreciate what other anons can see in other girls.
> finding horse attractive
> not a horsefag
Nope, only Cerea and Doppel.
Papi is only good for omelette and i don't like snakes at all.
Hey look, another person that can say something on this board without being a complete asshole just for the sake of being an asshole.
We're getting more and more of your kind, thats great.
But I'm not... I just happen to enjoy Cerea bits.
> knows tai-chi
> is actually asian
> can breakdance
Why is she so best /a/?
I've been here for awhile Did you finally notice me?
Stop creeping me out fellow Lalafag, I feel like im talking to myself sometimes.
You post the same images I post, you seem to be a nice guy, and i too genuinely try to be and you talk in a similar manner to me.
Frankly, you're downright scary.
I know that I for one don't appreciate that other people shitpost for the sake of my waifu either.
Nope, just a passing Hitomi fan.
Yeah but I mean, no offense you're a snakefag there's an abundance of you guys. There's no shortage of Miia images in these threads there's bound to be repeats.
It seems like it anyway.
I thought doppel was the one that's supposed to have mimicking issues what the hell.
>6 out of 7 people ITT are horsefags.
But that's not true.
She also seem to be the only one that can be of any help. Like riding and milk.
We are all friends now, right?
We are done being mad at each other?
I sure want to be friends with Lala take her head and put it into the corner where she can only watch helplessly as I sex up her now very cooperative body. I'd make sure that when I orgasm I spray it all over her face though.
I want to fuck this jiangshi in missionary position while
sleeves-holdingher in bed
>Well, Rachne clothes you.
>Enjoying being covered with sticky spider web with occasional flies being stuck to it.
>Papi feeds you.
I'm regretting asking...
>tfw no Spider to bully you when you don't buy anything from her bake sale.
Also why the fuck is there no images of Rachnera with Muffet. Spiders best girls.
Go back to whichever hellhole you came from
not him but I remember when the game first came out. I posted something about Muffet here and everyone seemed so accepting of it. Its sad how much that game's reputation degraded.
I know that feel.
Muffet is all i need though.
I'd love to see the monmasu crew dressed as the fate crew.
The game's alright, but that's what happens when you capture the Tumblr audience.
YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO EXPLAIN WHY YOUR AREN'T WORKING OUT RIGHT NOW OR POLTS TAKING YOU FOR A RUN.
In which the nervous viper tries to mask her true feelings
I think, the reason the game exploded as it did was firstly the fact that it had very solid writing and a very solid narrative. You can hate the game all you want but the story was very very well crafted and thats a fact. The gameplay was also good enough to keep an interest, and challenging enough to be exciting. The other major point that I think gave it the hype was the whole "meta" elements it had. Things like flowey giving you shit if you killed toriel and reset, that kind of thing honestly hasnt really been done before in many games.
Also the fact that it had very relate-able themes like Papyrus' desires and Alphys' depression and Metaton's drive for greatness. Those are things that we as humans experience.
So i tried to explain it why I believe the game became as popular as it did. I know I may not be the greatest analyst, but the attention to detail and the passion that was put into the game are why I find it to be a great game.
>Hiding true feelings
That's not what tsundere is. If she said "I... I don't like coach at all I'm only here cause of probation...baka" that would be tsundere. She's just being shy.
No. It's Tsun-Tsun which is a Japanese word for "prickly" or standoffish. Mixed with (or with a more traditional view slowly changing to) Dere-Dere or "lovely dovey". Modern Tsundere is characterized by a character that is standoffish but secretly harbors lovey dovey feelings for their love intrest.
>You will never experience being hugged with wings
Vera not tall enough.
Refer to pic related for scale.
You mean clean horse pussy just out the bath?
>no one pointing out THOSE ABS
Abs are pure sex. I want to lick them up and down.
Many thanks, super Feisty. I hope this GuardBro's too.
I have a major case of bronchitis right now
Posting Snek with hoodie
I hope that doesn't happen, I don't what I would do if I see that. The doujin was already bad enough.
Please don't NTR the horse Some one should write a letter to the Crab to tell him to stop
>inb4 some NTR joke about Cerea
You faggots wouldn't be laughing if it was your girl.
It's happening more and more. The threads have devolved into bike cop and cerea cancer with copypastas popping up now and then.
People rail about Polt-fags being furry-fuckers on a regular basis. My preference would be to put that energy into railing which ever girl I craved, but they do what they have to do to get through the day.
Ehh, who knows? Polt is the most furry thing I have seen and yet we Cereafags get told to go to /mlp/ while she gets a dismiss. And on top of that, a Poltfag doesn't get the treatment we do.
>Lose more than just the Cerea fanbase
Well he's been doing some dangerous shit lately.
>Buying that ntr doujin true cereafags hate >Jobbing her in every chapter she appears in
He's walking on thin ice if you ask me.
I need him to "redeem" Cerea pretty soon.
> And on top of that, a Poltfag doesn't get the treatment we do.
I think all of you get the accurately amount of hate, considering what your favorites are. Also >muh victim complex
>I need him to "redeem" Cerea pretty soon.
Or else what, you're gonna cry here in the threads? Maybe you'll like some other girl? No one cares.
Can't spell Centaur without
I associate her with a different type of fetish thanks to some other doujins in addition to the world lore putting her into one of those few types of monmusumes that have a male counterpart.
It's too late /a/non
You are already dead