Why aren't you cuddling your waifu right now?

I unfortunately do not possess a Dakimakura....

>>135607582
She's dead

>>135607656

I'm so sorry...

She hasn't found me yet

We're wrestling alligators in the himalayas

>>135607656
Oh, yours is too?

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She's not real

>>135607582
my waifu is alive in another time line.

>>135609628

Well when you think about it we're all his impressions of ourselves in someone else's mind so even "real" girls are just the idea you have of a person.

Its difficult cuddling a monitor

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>>135609628

The only difference is that the sense data you receive from the outside world regarding her is of a different sort. At the end of the day, both are simply electrochemical simulations created by the brain to interpret reality. This is the essence of delusion, but one would be equally deluded to ignore that the idea of another being having a consciousness comes only from our interpretation. When you see someone in real life and ask if they are conscious, they will say "yes". However, you cannot simply prove they are conscious, only that their brains are active (not including the problem of the outside world in general).

>>135609894

I didn't realize this was a fucking perfect insider thread.

>>135607656
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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>>135609894
>this entire post

>>135607582
Because I've stayed up for almost the whole night browsing sites that "archive" 2chan threads looking for more lewd images of my waifu.

It's been fairly fruitful so far.

>>135607582
how can i do this?

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>>135610539

Thanks for the upvote, fellow warrior

>>135610584
I want one of these with Bisquit from Gundam IBO, I wouldn't be surprised if someone could just screencap it straight from the show

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>>135607582
Cos I'm cuddling yours.

>>135607582
That picture makes it look like they're living on the street.

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>>135607582
er, well it's a bit hard since she's 2d

>>135609749

Empiricism

>>135610547
>looking for more lewd images of my waifu.

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>>135609628
Just wait 5-10 years for optimal experience.

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>>135607582

Will soon once the machine is complete.

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>>135607582
Unfortunately 2D girls aren't renowned for their corporeality.

>>135607582

Because she's not wearing socks.

>>135607582
I do no such thing. Mai waifu and her OTP just have excessive amounts of neighbor-waking sex.

I don't have one and i won't.

>>135607582
because a server is in need of fixing!

that and I don't have a waifu.

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>>135607582
>Why aren't you cuddling your waifu right now?
>implying

>>135607582
because I'm not real

>>135607582
Love is not for everyone.

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>>135607582
I'm not sure, but I'm starting to think I shouldn't have mentioned that there's no more food left.

>>135615996
Every time I see this thumbnail it looks like she's taking an explosive shit.

>>135615194

Low tier waifu.

she isnt real

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>>135616159
>Low tier
You don't know what really waifu means. Leave, newfag.

>>135616234

That's the definition of a newfag waifu.

>>135616545
>definition of a newfag waifu.
I've never heard about it. Teach me senpai.

>>135616159
>Low
kill yourself

>>135613279
Plus yours has a husbando that she's quite deeply in love with. That could be an issue.

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>>135617315
There are worldlines and attractor fields where they never meet / become more than friends. That gives me enough wiggle room.

>>135617741
>>135617741
The nature of the mechanics of the setting mean that most of those are probably not even reachable. Keep in mind, due to how the Reading Steiner works the very fact that prior ones existed will impact whatever current one reality sits on. The fact that the romance happens in the first place is proof enough of that.

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>>135617920
Oh I know all that. Regardless, they still exist as possible configurations for the universe even if due to the canon sequence of events in the story they're hard / impossible to reach. Just that little bit is all I need.

>>135616159
>>135616545
>he thinks waifus are some sort of competition among posters.

What a faggot you are senpai.

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>>135607582
I just woke up cuddling her, and you want me to do it again?
Chicks don't dig clingy dudes, man.

>>135607582
Because she is cuddling her waifu right now