What's her secret?
Why is she better than all other K-ons combined?
Your own betaness and cuckoldness can't make you understand the value of the blonde K-On. The blonde K-ON has Aryan genes which make her 100% more valuable than the other K-On!s, while still maintaining good look, good family value & good money. The perfection is made apparent when you transcend your own mediocrity. Change are visible: the blonde k-on! prickled eyebrows are signs of a superior DNA, heirloom of her own Swedish blood. Changes are love, and she is the lovest, thus denying yourself your own impossibility to understand why she is her secret.
That is why.
Mio is easily the least interesting K-On character.
She has only looks going for her, while other keions are at least funny.
Moogs is also gentle, polite and rich, that's why she's best.
Mugi is the only one who doesn't give a single fuck ever for any reason, and she elevates everyone else with her non-giving-a-fuckery. Join the light music club? Bring in cakes and tea because fuck practicing. That bitch Mio thinks she's getting a strawberry? Fuck that, that's Mugi's strawberry now.