>ejaculates into grade school age little sister
>"well I guess it couldn't be helped"
>pretending to be asleep
This is my fetish
Which is also good, I just have a thing for reckless baby making, and that line just does things for me.
>suddenly all these weird lines make total sense
>am forced to remember awful garbage like every time I read something
Fuck fan translations. They're all fucking terrible. Reading your standard manga or VN prose is like walking out of Plato's cave, and realising "oh, THAT'S why that phrase is so common. Because translators are retarded faggots who should all choke to death on dicks!". You really don't know what you're missing out on.
I also like petting, hand holding, and childhood friends.