Why do they call it Neon Genesis Evangelion when it has nothing

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>>135547530
>EVANgeLION
>barely any vans and no lions at all in the entire show

The 'neon' part implies that it's just like the console, but filled with neon.

Why do they call it Puella Magi Madoka Magica when Madoka does jackshit until the end? Shouldn't it be called "Puella Magi Magicas"?

:stopcross:

Why do they call it Kill La Kill when Ryuko never kills anyone? All she does is destroy their clothes.

>Dragon Ball
Has dragon balls
>Dragon Ball Super
There are super dragon balls
>Dragon Ball Z
WHERE ARE THE Z DRAGON BALLS?

Now I know why they call it Dragon Ball Z. It has dragons, balls and it gives me the Zzz's.

>>135547674
>Genesis
>Eva
>ANgeL

>>135547873
There isn't even a character named Evan and the sure as hell ain't a lion made out of gelatin.

>>135547530
Evan, simply evan.

>>135547919
Asuka is Eva

>>135547979
>Asuka is Evan, the Gel Ion

It all makes sense now

>>135548039
Your theory is disproven by the fact that it's a hard G.

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>>135548039
truly deep and meaningful.

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>>135548073
>Japanese mispronunciation of English is the correct way to pronounce a nonjapanese word

>>135548227
http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=evangelion

It's not an English word either, bub.

>>135548298
Yeah, I'll take some random website that randomly decides that evangelion is the only word in the series of evangelical words to have a hard G, especially when there's fucking evangelian which is for some reason pronounced the same only without the hard G makes total fucking sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5FmFaK7pMU

>>135548455
>I wouldn't know proof if it inserted its erect penis into my mouth. I also can't punctuate.
The soft G is a mutation.

>>135548575
>it's the only one with a soft G on the list
>it's not the mutation

You are retarded.

>>135548608
Do you know what the root of those words is?

Exactly.

>>135548641
Do you? It's angel and it doesn't have a hard fucking G.

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how does NGE and NGE fans feel about it being only second best Adult Swim shoe to have Neon in the name?

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>>135548073
>>135548227
>>135548455
>>135548575
>>135548608

How do I stop the tumbling?

>>135548700
Wrong again.

Hint: it ain't English, bub.

>>135548751
>presents flimsy evidence that is refuted easily
>still attempts to argue without still providing any evidence
>is now just saying, "nope ur wrong"

Fuck you and your bait.

>>135548718
Only vapers and fedora wearers pronounce it Jif.

>>135548873
What's the root of "angel", son? You can use that google thingy, should be easy.

>>135548878
This.

>gif
>g
Why would you pronounce it jif anyways?

Almost as bad as those Pokiiimon faggots.

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>>135547530
wait... not Blast Processing?

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>>135547530
Maybe because of this?

>inb4 Scottish Abortion Clinic

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>>135548227
>>Japanese mispronunciation of English is the correct way to pronounce a nonjapanese word
> εὐαγγέλιον
> English

Are you a filthy Turk trying to take works away from us?

People still aruge over the pronunciation of evangelion when the word evangelist exists and has a similar meaning

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just like Neptunia has anything to do with SEGA Neptune

The Japanese title is Shinseiki Evangelion

>>135549216
One of the 2 guys who made it says it's jif. They are also the same people who do everything stallman says to do.

>>135548873
He gave you evidence. You didn't.

>>135551587

>>135548298
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>>135549495
tfw you lost and it erased your save data