Posting
posting
I'll try anything at this point.
Pls let me be a little girl in 2016 so i can seduce old dirty men for money. PLEASE.
Will never happen
Posting
What if I want to be the little boy instead?
>>135470769
I tried it before and it didn't work.
please i need this
Can I be blonde?
>>135470769
Fucking yolo
Can i bet a futa loli?
>>135470769
anything will do at this point to be honest family
I am so fucking desperated i really post here...
If only.
>>135471043
Only if you wake up in 2017.
Ayyyy fucking bet nigga
I hope I will be cute!
>>135471096
I want that too
>>135470769
Yes, please !
Soon!
why would I want that?
I want to be a tube loli.
>>135470769
Okay
Aw yeah! Here we go!
god pls
but i wanna be a big girl
>>135471144
>file name
>image
>>135471165
I try every year, I post on this same thread every fucking year, yet I'm still not a loli. At most I became a shota for 12 hours.
I want to be a cute boy though
didn't work last year
I'm already a cute little girl.
I thought everyone around here was the same.
Can I be a little futa?
Can I be a snek loli? With Miia and Darling-kun as my mommy and daddy?
We all gonna make it
Why would anyone want to be a loli when they can become a real girl.
Finally
This thread will have over 700 replies by tonight. Mark my words. I am so confident I am willing to get banned if I am wrong.
I hope this is real.
Can I become a virgin again?
>>135470769
I hope it works.
>>135470769
Posting.
Maybe this time
>>135470769
This better not be a trick.
I will be awaiting patiently for tomorrow anon
can I be a cuteboy?
>>135470769
Finally something I can toast for.
Please. A fresh start in life as a loli is all I ask for
Posting in ebic bread
I want to be the little girl.
It's all I've ever wanted.
>>135470769
Okay
Please don't yank my chain!
>>135470769
See you all when I wake up as a pettanko loli.
in my heart i can be anything
I want to become Manatsu-chan.
Every year until I die.
>>135471276
>>135471034
>>135471252
It only works if you release your last drop of manhood before midnight
BELIEVE, ANONS
>>135470947
Hello Rin
>>135470769
Please.
Thanks 4chin
Fuck it what's the worst that can happen
I can dream right?
Who don't want be a little girl?
Can I be cute?It probably won't hurt to shave first.
Is there a thread I can post in that will remove shitposting from /a/ in 2016?
I'll believe.
This would make me happy
>>135470769
sure why not.
>>135470769
I'm only replying so I can post that I don't believe in anonymous japanese animation board magic.
yes pls
It's already 2016 for me anon.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't takeI want to be a smug loli
Please and thanks
Might as well. Can't lose really.
please
>>135470769
VR can't come sooner
Finally.
>>135471670
tsun anon is so cute
I guess it doesn't hurt to try.
Posting
Yes.
>>135470769
What kind of little girl?
>>135470769
it wont work
Fuck it, I'll give it a go.
>>135471709
It doesn't specify that you have to post before it's 2016.
what have I got to lose anyway
Not expecting much. Life is a disappointment, after all.
I want to believe.
One can hope.
>>135471742
This, you have to make the loli with your own hands.
Fingers crossed
Maybe now I'll be able to live out my dreams.
>tfw it works
>>135470769
Might as well
Posting because what's the worst that could happen?
I thought we were already all little girls?
plzz
Sure
I don't understand. Are some of you for real?
>>135470769
bosting
>>135470769
I've tried it last year and it didn't work. I sure bought plenty of cute cosplays but that's a separate issue.
M..maybe this year?
>>135470769
I wish to become this girl, Whoever she is.
One can only hope
Benis
I-It's real, r-right?
>waking up on January 1, 2016
Its better than killing myself at this rate
will we all keep posting on /a/ once we are little girls?
>>135470769
But I am already a little girl.
Posting
Please!!
>>135470769
Can I not wake up at all?
>>135471942
You could be a chubby ugly little girl.
Posting
PLEASE
Hells yes. Let's do this.
I can always dream...
>>135471952
50% of the world are male. Clearly, boys are bound to find their way to this place.
>>135470769
I can't wait!
>>135471222
Lolis grow up eventually. enjoy being loli till then.
>>135472015
I don't think I could ever stop shitposting
>>135472015
Of course. Just because we become real little girls who would suck the dick of faceless old men doesn't mean that we have anything else better to do than to discuss mongolian moving pictures for little girls and why that other little girl is a dummy for watching corean cavepaintings getting dry.
Nothing would really change.
>>135470769
Yes please
>>135470769
Cute one?
I want to be aLewd Loli
>>135472067
Better than being a chubby ugly manlet.
Just posting.
>>135471952
Are you saying you'd be okay waking up as something else? Me, I'll play it safe.
OH GOSH
OH GOSH
OH GOSH
being a futa loli may be nice.
>>135470769
lets do it
>>135472067
then you could just work on your little girl gainz
>>135470769
Please
Posting
>>135470769
And after this works, I'll be the sluttiest loli there ever was.
>>135470769
I want to be a sixteen year old girl with big tits instead.
>>135471983
>This picture will never be you
>>135470769
Pls be real, I want to be a little girl.
postin'
H-hello..
I want to believe
Would I be a cute one with disproportionate tits?
Posting just for teh lulz and the oof chance that this actually works
>>135470769
I can be a loli demon?
I can't decide if I want to be a reverse trap or a smug cutie.
Woo
Reminder.
>>135472372
>>135471670
To be honest chinese cartoon board magic is the only kind of reality warping I have seen in the last ten years, if they can drop a plane they can make me into the loli I deserve to be
might as well try
>Underage sex offender crime rate skyrockets in 2016
Please give me this New Year's wish.
here goes nothing
I wonder if this actually happened how many anons would have regrets. Like a lot of us want to be the little girl. But I think there are a few that are doing it just to fit in. Oh well here is to hoping!
did somebody say lolis?
It's not like I have anything to lose. I hope you'll all become friends with me if we succeed!
>>135472436
I believe in nanomachines and freak universal shifts.
tomorrow, tomorrow...
>>135472110
Ugh, gross, we need to build a wall.
Can't be any worse than what i am now
P-posting
Ye
>>135471670
MAGIC EXISTS
>>135472436
but "I want to be the cute little girl who is always a little girl" is to long to say
Let's go.
>>135472436
>becoming a little girl is okay
>but getting older is inevitable
no?
Onegai.
yes
>>135472529
No. Little boys are fine. They're just little girls with an ochinchin anyway.
I'd rather wake up with my waifu next to me.
Joke's on you, I'm already one
Here we go
I can't wait.
>inb4 thread pruned or deleted
I want to believe
>>135470769
only if I'm magical
>>135472583
You could be a little girl and have a waifu next to you.
CAN'T WAKE UP
ayyy fucking bet I better wake up with some glorious dfc
>>135472580
please, next you're going to tell me that futa lolis are just shotas
I want to become a yuru yuri
so, what would you do on your first day as a girl of the age you chose imagining it could last for a single day or the rest of your life.
>>135470769
Let 2016 be prosperous.
Sign me up for this, though it never works.
>>135470769
Become the loli
>>135472436
>Go back to be a loli
>Use my superior knowledge and a half-complete course in History and a degree on Economics to impress everyone at the fifth grade
>Everybody thinks I'm a genius loli
From there onward it will be living the dream.
Yes please
>>135470769
please let it happen
>>135472625
it means hopes and dreams
>>135470769
let's hope I'll be 2D too
>>135470769
Yes please.
>>135472649
Futa lolis are of course little boy-girls with a girl-pussy, silly.
Yes pls
It's worth a shot.
This better work OP.
please
I have nothing to lose
>>135470769
Worth a shot. Posting.
Can confirm, became little girl.and then I woke up
I don't know whether to be disappointed at or depressed because of this board.
please let me wake up as a smug little loli
Sign me up
HELP
POSTING.
>>135472436
>Be the little girl
>And a sex happy bio-android who's stalls at 12 years old at best.
That was hard.
Can't wait
Nothing to lose.
I only have hope now.
I wanna be a Elin
>>135472780
>Straight
Sticky this.
>>135472727
y tho
i want to be a little girl!
Dreams anons... dreams. I believe
YES
>>135472436
>being an ugly dude is far more preferable to being an ugly girl
I want tumblr to leave.
>>135472780
>straight
only problem
I thought we were all loli's
DON'T FAIL ME NOW
>>135470769
It's not like I believe you or anything.
I just felt like posting here, it has nothing to do with wanting to become the little girl I swear.
>>135470769
I want drills.
pls
We can only hope
>>135472837
It's kind of true, though. Men have more value than their looks, unlike most women.
>>135470769
頼んだぞ
>>135470769
IT'S A NONSTOP RIDE
lets go
It's not like I've got anything to lose.
>>135470769
Okay.
Please work.
PLEEEEASE
>>135472348Me on the right.
>>135472727
>>135472437
>>135472372
/b/ please.
please I want to be a cute little girl
>>135472436
I don't think anyone in this thread would want to be a tranny.
And for that matter, if anyone in this thread magically bodyswapped, they'd probably have actual gender dysphoria because they'd still have their guy brains, like phantom limbs.
>>135472780
>Straight
>>135470769
Me second from left.
Please don't get my hopes up.
Postin'/
YES!!
FINALLY!!!
>>135470769
p-please
Let's say you did theoretically wake up as a little girl. What could you do that you can't do now?
>>135472941
phantom dicks
>>135472010
>little girl
>tits
"no"
I hope I become 2D.
posting
Testing.
Cute little girl please
pls
Worth a shot; hate my job and life.
>>135472946
Me the brownest loli in that image
This kind of threads are getting faster and faster.
Post
>>135472911
A fat ugly chick will eventually find a man who will fuck her, meanwhile most men will die alone.
I want to be a shota though.
I really would rather.
posting
FUCK
I'm done with life. All I wanted was a normal life. Instead I came here....
>>135472946
Me fourth from the right.
>>135472837
An ugly girl has superior SYMPATHY votes, not more FUCKABLE votes.
Never give up on your dreams!who Mogra here?
>>135472959
Masturbate in front of the mirror and get more aroused by doing so.
>>135472959
be cute
>>135472959
Speak with a cute girl voice.
>>135472959
Sleep in a smaller bed comfortably.
Posting, just in case.
What kind of little girl do you want to be, /a/?
>>135470769
I want to believe.
>>135470769
As expected of /a/ this thread has a lot of posts.
>>135470769
POSTING
>>135472959
Troll /a/ vocaroo threads I guess
>>135470769
worth a shot.
>>135472699
I can already see the headlines anon
>another pure super loli found in X"
>what the fuck is going on
>>135470769
Yay
>>135473069
Super smug
>>135470769
No changes for me, then.
>>135472931But I don't have blonde hair ;_;
>>135470769
Oh boy!
I'm going to become a child prostitute.
>>135472959
Seduce shotas, lolicons and other little girls.
>>135470769
Wait, does this means January 1st 2016? Or anytime during the year of 2016? Because going to sleep everyday without knowing when I'll finally be the little girl might be too much for my poor moe-strickened heart.
>>135473058
Living the dream
Calling bullshit
Soon.
>>135472959
Ogle naked little girls and molest them with total impunity. Tease horny onii-chan's by walking around almost naked. Be a spoiled brat who everybody gives presents to.
>>135473041
>>135473040
You can do that now.
>>135470769
I want to be the little girl
Pls
Okay I'm ready.
I WILL BECOME A LITTLE GIRL
>>135473133
Sounds good.
>>135470769
Yes please.
>>135470769
>>135470769
>>135472911
>It's kind of true, though. Men have more value than their looks, unlike most women.
Keep telling yourself that sport.
What if you are actually a little girl who wished to become a man?
Toast
I want to believe
>>135473069
Anyone cute is fine.
Can't wait to rush of to school while eating toast :3
ok
>>135470769
Posting
>>135472959
Be the Shah of Persia
What makes a loli a loli?
Post
>>135472436
>neat to have tits
Stopped reading there, fuck that. If I can't be a loli forever I'll at least have my DFC.
>>135473133
you've convinced me anon
Your gay lol
Posting!
>>135473069
A cute one for sure. With perhaps a flexible and well-trained body if also possible.
>>Dream come true
>>135472780
>straight
here we go /a/
>>135473069
Finally things are looking up.
>>135473224
I can't say for sure, but my penis always knows if its a loli or not.
>>135472466
Fucking /tv/ should be purged
I know this us hopeless, but I have hope
>>135470769
finally
freedom
Please allow this to be true. Please.
Posting.
>>135473069
Cute and saucy. I will be a temptress.
>>135473116
And so the first loli reich was born
>>135473201
Wouldn't that just be a genderswapped version of 13 Going On 30?
>>135473201
Directed by Night Shyamalan
>>135473198
I found the femanon. Enjoy your free pass.
>>135472959
Revive Ed's mom.
>>135473167
not to my standards. I can't even be a trap because of large frame, broad shoulders etc.
>>135472436
Ever heard of immortal vampire lolis?
>>135472959
>Let's say you did theoretically wake up as a little girl. What could you do that you can't do now?
Be Cute
>>135470769
H-here I go!
Let's do it lads
Here's hoping we're all cute
>>135470769
Yes pls ;.;
pls
>>135470769
Posting.
Do I get to be 2d? This is important.
>>135470769
wanting to be a little girl is for fags
>>135471952
Nah I'm a boy and you're all my harem
I better wake up as a little blonde girl.
>>135473069
Brown and smug.
I wish
I believe!
>>135473350
>wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
>>135472959
Wear sundresses and nopan and hang out on playgrounds doing somersaults and handstands and eat popsicles
>>135473350
Don't you fucking ruin this.
>>135473272
>3DPD
We trust you meme wizard
toasting
>>135473379
You're gonna get people sent to jail
what happens if I post twice?
testing
If you were a little girl, would you let /a/ fuck you?
/pol/ here, you disappoint me.
>>135473350
Jokes on you when you wake up tomorrow!
>>135473069
GENKI!
>>135473425
>would you let other little girls fuck you
absolutely
>>135473379
kill yourself
You'd just swap being a pretentious guy nobody likes for being a pretentious girl nobody likes.
If you didn't have enough willpower to maintain a good figure as a guy, you won't as a girl either.
>>135473425
no
>>135473436
fuck off we are living the dream
>>135472959
be happy;_;
Why are you people so fucking weird? Christ, some boards are bad but this is autism incarnate.
Everyone knows waking up as a 2D milf is infinitely better. Especially a fit, brown one. Whats wrong with you people?
I don't even care anymore, please God.
>>135473425
Maybe.
becoming the loli
I'd very much like to be a gay little girl
>>135473425
Sure.
>>135473493
This time, I know to not repeat this mistake.
>>135473069
futaloli.
i would rather keep my dick.
being able to pee standing up is too much to give up on.
>>135473436
>>135470769
Sure I could use the extra years added to my life.
>>135473425
You'd better shower first
Why do you folks want to do lewd stuff as a little girl. That's wrong.
>>135473436
that's just a plus
>>135470769
I'll do it just to see what happens.
>>135470769
Do I get to get raped by face-less old fat men.
>>135472959
Dress in cute clothes
>>135470769
Posting
>>135473436
Now you are going to wake up as a loli too, /pol/
>>135470769
finally my dream will come true
>>135470769
Posting.
Thanks, OP.
>>135473612
I want to be a holy grail
>>135470769
Fuck it, might as well
>>135470769
Oh boy. I can't wait to be creepily slutty towards my NEET friends and have to experience cramps for 40 years.
>>135473623
Imagine a /pol/ loli.
A poli
posting
>>135470769
POSTING
>>135473425
No, I'd be pure and innocent and lovable.
>>135470769
Here we go
>>135470769
What the hell, why not.... maybe it will happen...
the time has come
reply
>300 unique IPs
the loli love is real
>>135470769
Delusions of Grandeur: The Thread
>>135473673
As in a polygon or a greek city?Or maybe both?
300 IPs
I love you, /a/.
>>135473673
You may know about christ chan
Posting
>>135473662
what about a holy grill?
why not
>>135470769
You better not be lying, op.
>>135473695
Real funny. Id rape you into submission.
Can I be a big breast loli
>>135473518
Gonna be a loli first lad. Then grow up to be a tomboy and wear spats. Then grow up and be a lonely shitposting christmas cake.
This is the best thread on /a/ right now
CAN'T WAIT
>>135473673
Cute nazis. Cutzis.
Posting
>>135473581
No matter if I'm a guy or a little girl, I just want to do lewd stuff by default.
I WANT TO BE A LITTLE GIRL
>>135470769
Posting.
You better deliver
>>135470769
Nice.
>>135473708
go away russia
>>135473673
>>135473748
Πατρίδα!
>>135473755
268 are just by me, though.
save me
>>135472058
Sysadmin please.
please?
>>135470769
t-t-thanks....
This year, surely.
You guys better get ready, because I gonna rape every single one who post here. Even if I became a loli myself.
Posting.
>>135470769
Please
Can I be a succubus?
May as well try.
>>135473888
I'll rape you first.
>>135470769
That would be jitsuni be khorosho.
>>135470769
as expected of /a/
Mods sticky this thread[/spoiler]
S T I C K Y
T
I
C
K
Y
worth a shot
>>135473888
>especially if I became a loli myself
ftfy
>>135471453
>have some Madeira, m'dear
No-one will get this.
Posting
I tried that last year and the year before and you tricked me you faggot I'm not falling for that again
>>135473888
>>135473927
Sweet consensual rape. Doshio.
>>135472959
You've waken up as a little girl, at the age of 20+ you're now in the body of a little girl, meaning you have amazing knowledge in that body. With this you're probably put back in an elementary school, however you still have your 20 year old mind and you're capable of skipping grades, you can now spend many extra years on either learning more knowledge or personal hobbies. That's probably what you can do that you couldn't do before.
>>135473888
Trips confirmI-I don't mind, though
>>135474002
This time its for real anon
I usually don't sleep during New Year's. Will the transformation be painful?
Fuck it. Roll the dice.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>135473897
Would you go around stealing /a/'s wizard powers?
A second chance at life? Yes please. Wonder if I'll be excited to get my firstKeit-Ai
>>135473747
I Am a Little Bitch Cunt Slut Please Mussel Load My Bead Filled Anus With a Glow in The Dark Wizard Wand: The Post
>>135473888
Rape? Is that like playing frisbee and making flower necklaces?
I wanna be reborn as a big butt loli, I would let onee-Chan touch my booty
>>135474097
You're a big guy
woah
>>135470769
I'll try
shota>loli
>>135470769
I'll only believe if I see.
>>135470769
Don't disappoint me, OP.
My only fear is that Keit-ai already used our magic from this year.
>>135473782
GET OUT OF THIS THREAD
Onii-chans, there's a molester!
>>135474215
lets do it
>>135470769
>my life so far
>[can't wake up]
>>135474189
Frogs don't get to be loli
t.Universe
>>135472634
But that's forbidden love!
>>135473425
As long as Quzilax draws it.
If it keeps me from blowing my brains out this year I'll try anything.
>>135474189
dumb frogposter
Posting
>>135470769
I want to be a smug loli.
>>135473897
But that's a boy.
ayy
>>135473888
Not if I rape you first.
>>135470769
I got hope.
>>135470769
If dubs a cute girl
If trips a trap
If nothing then tears
>>135474412
Oh, whatever.. putting myself here in case magical realm stuff happens.
>>135472959
Be unreservedly loved by everyone simply for existing.
Please Sticky
I don't loose anything by trying.
Save me from this suffering
>>135474351
That's what makes it the most exciting.
Having to pretend to be your waifu's daughteru in a world that looks down upon your forbidden love is a romance come true.
onegai shimasu
posting
>>135474478
roll
>>135472941
unless you had a girl brain from the start, justifying the absurd hope that the internet will turn you into something new.
Can I be a futa loli elf?
>>135470769
THIS TIME, I'M SURE
Posting for meme magic
>>135470769
It would most likely be gravely unfortunate if this were to happen.
However, the prospect is nonetheless intriguing.
I am clandestinely posting.
>>135470769
My dream.
>>135474526
Everyone on 4chan needs to become little girls.
OH please magic internet wizard.
yes please
If it actually happened id probably be terrified
Count me in
MODS
S T I C K Y
T
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K
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>>135474526
Yes Sticky
Sticky
Sticky
Sticky
Sticky
Sticky
This didn't work last year, didn't work the one before and won't work this year. Tomorrow you will wake up, touch your face, realize you are still you and cry.I want to believe in magic
please
Posting for no reason
I will be thecutestas well as thelewdest!
Hello 2016
>>135474665
at first, but think of the possibilities
>>135470769
This year for sure
>>135470769
Posting
>>135474698
Just like this loli!
>>135474737
Post for sticky
>>135474698
Once I become a wizard this January, I'll use my powers to turn you all into lolis.
Maybe this time it'll work.
>>135474698
it'll only work if sticky.
P-p-posting....
>>135474766
>Saying that on the net
Fuck anon, now the FBI rape squad will find you and take your wizardry
Post
>>135473069
serious and meditative, then secretely be all smug about how mature I am.
>>135474698
THIS YEAR IS THE YEAR
>500+ post in less than 1 hour 15 minutes
Nice.
>>135470769
I'll do
>>135470769
hope dies last
but it dies, it gets stomped on by a fat neckbeard who became your waifu
>>135473069
Fun loving, naive and lazy.
>>135474840
Still no sticky
>>135473122It's ok, when you become the little girl, you'll pick your own hair color.
>>135474840
Don't underestimate the power of little girls.
please
Sticky kudasai, mod-samatachi
>>135473069
Sleepy
>>135474845
>An evil wizard decides to prank 4chan
>Half of the posters get transformed into a random anime girl
>Half of the posters get turned into bald, faceless old men
>They are randomly distributed in rooms with no exits
The orgy of a lifetime.
I-I hope I can be
Mods sticky please
>>135470769
The future is bright.
Make me a loli, sempai.
>>135475014
Especially when sticky
Almost 400 ip's and still no sticky.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS PLS
>>135474998
>evil
That is a God. If I became a fat old man I'd make sure to fuck plenty of lolibutts, midriffs and armpits
This needs to be stickied
as a Public Service Announcement
>>135473069
Silly and stupid.With a decent Onii-Chan
I want to be as cute as a Maze loli
>>135475061
Oh, you bet I'll be sticky when I wake up tomorrow morning.
>>135475102
Desuyone
>>135473353
I-I'm okay with t-that.
>>135475062
we dont need a fucking sticky
posting
>>135475140
>>135470769
Well, I'm willing to try anything at this point
>>135475181
it wont come true if it's not a sticky, dummy
>>135475181
a regular sticky will do fine
>>135470769
Yes, yeees
posting
>>135474032
>being a loli with a master's in chemistry
It's just liek one of mai japanese animays!
>>135475181
Yes we need
Its not for us
Its for the lolis
>>135474032
I would probably just be a lazy fuck again and waste all my time.
>>135470769
With twintails please.
Magic is real
>>135474032
Who would be your guardians, though?
A little girl surely can't look after herself
It seems more like everyone just wants a chance to do their lives over moreso than the 'little girl' part. Jus' sayin'.
no you wont
>>135475286
I'd be sad I don't have a dick anymore. Also imagine the terror of being a DFCfag and looking at yourself in the mirror and realizing your breasts are getting bigger everyday
>>135475334
Doing life over, and being a cute little girl at that.
>>135475263
>Its not for us
>Its for the lolis
So, It's for us?
>>135475355
I wouldn't be able to impregnate myself and would someday become an old hag, how awful.
>>135475181
Yes, we do
>>135475388
Not until tomorrow, but we want as many as can be!
I'm ready.
>>135475388
Only if you trully belive it
Anon-chan
>>135471952
>I thought we were already all little girls?
Occasionally there are anons who forgot to post in previous years.
>>135470769
I've got nothing to lose.
>>135475286
At least you will be cute while being lazy.
>>135470769
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>135474766
>>135474766
>Once I become a wizard this January, I'll use my powers to turn you all into lolis.
>>135475334
You can't really have the latter without the former anyway. I'd still take being an eternal cute little girl over anything else.
Yes plz. Maybe it won't work, but I have faith.
>>135470769
How many times must I post? Please let it become true,onii-senpai!
>>135475404
It's for the us of the future
>>135474698
We've been tested, and the weak have fallen, but those who persevere will be rewarded.
>>135475643
Well said
Would be nice.
4yo, if I can choose the age
posting
I know it'll happen this year....Right?
>almost 400 Ips
Glad to see /a/ didn't change that much.
>>135474698
If you believe in loli magic, clap your hands!
MAGIC EXISTS
It'll work this year for sure. I can feel it.
Can I also become a cute little kemonomimi girl wearing a cute little kimono?
>>135475904
>>135470769
Nyes
>>135470769
Make my dreams come true.
>>135470769
Yes please.
>>135475938
So you want to be a kimonomimi?
>>135475904
>>135475990
I want to bully this loli. And teel her her food tastesgreat
>>135476012
Hai.
>>135470769
Aw yiss
>>135475916
MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST
posting
Since it didn't work last year, I shall promise that if it does work now, I'll please old men. For free.
>>135476163
Define old, anon.
>>135476163
Ara ara
>>135476207
Anybody past the age of 13.
>>135476233
Good, I wish you good luck then.
>>135476163
There's always an alternative anon.
>>135476233
>>135476233
>13
Make it 18 Wouldn't want to get tempted by some shota while I'm fucking a loli
Board magic pls
This thread
Well, that is if you do wake up, my dear anons.
By the power of Araragi, I hope this becomes a reality
>403 ips
LOVE YOU /a/
>>135476338
I'd rather keep dreaming forever that i'm a loli
>>135473897
succubus (male)
Would be nice.
Which tags do you want in your new life?
>>135470769
POSTING
>>135476452
>prostitution
>gangbang
>smug
Over 400 IPs. Tomorrow a new generation of lolis will be born
>>135470769
Posting
>>135470769
Posting
Claiming the Loli.
>>135476452
>lolidom
>>135476452
I'd like the
f:lolicon
f:armpit sex
f:ryona
f:anal
f:irrumatio
f:gangbang
f:public use
In my new fat faceless old man life
4chins would never lie to me, right?
Post
>>135476452
>>135476574
Did it ever?
>>135476452
I want a vanilla tag to become a thing and then make that my life.
>>135476452
>f:maid
>f:lolidom
>f:yuri
>>135476452
In no particular order: anal, oral, vaginal, ass to mouth, gangbang, heart-shaped pupils, recording, public use, sloppy seconds, futa on female, leash, cum on clothes/body/face/mouth, mindbreak, pregnancy.
>>135476574
>>135476650
What's wrong with this child?
>>135476452
>futa
>loli
>femdom
>>135476452
>smug
>vanilla
>tomboy
>>135476452
>defloration
>leg lock
>schoolgirl uniform
>pantyhose
>>135476776
>leg lock
My fellow brethren of African ancestry.
>>135476452
>females only
>lolicon
>non-h
>>135476452
yuri
smughandholding
posting...
>>135476811
Wut?
(Not the anon you replyed to)
>>135476776
>defloration
If you say that with pic related I get confused on what you mean
>>135476867
Is she ok?
Will this year be the year?
>>135476776
>>135476843
>>135476707
These are my brothers. Great taste.
>>135476747
This.
>>135476896
Probably not
>>135476936
Yes!
>>135476896
Just needs a band-aid
JUST IN TIME
>>135477003
Phew, lucky you got here before page 10
>>135470769
please
post lost most
>>135470769
I just wanna be a loli...
>>135476452
>yuri
>miko
>tokugawa _jidai
>>135470769
About time
>>135476867
Just imagine menstruating for the first time.
>>135476867
Don't worry guys, she is just trying to push out the ketchup bottle stuck in her special place.
>>135477027
Sticky never
>>135477061
666 post confirms.
rollan
soon
>>135477061
But anon, lolis don't menstruate.
Thread of the year
Sure is anime.
I almost missed the thread. Thank god.
Oh well
>>135477170
This tbqh lolifams
How many anons would you be willing to sexually satisfy to become the little girl?
>>135477154
Within a few years yes
>>135477275
>>135470769
Why the hell not.
>>135477217
Anime it sure is.
>>135477277
All 423 of them.
>>135477275
>lolifams
>>135470769
posting
can't be worse than this life
>>135470769
Even if I don't post in this thread I will wake up tomorrow a little girl.
The hilarious thing is that no one here will ever believe me.
>>135470769
>we wake up as lolis in 2016 BC
>live hell on earth
I will be a barbarian loli
Lending my wizard powers to this thread.
Sure, I'll post, who knows I might get some extra years and get to grow up as a girl. Later , on another yearly thread, I will come back here and post to become a shota, completing my gender bending cycle. You best deliver, OP.
>>135477410
I believe you.
>>135477410
It's only important that you believe it.
>>135476704
great taste
>>135477449
dumb frogposter
i wish
>>135477528
You will not become a little girl.
>>135476843
Muh nigga.
Posting
>>135470769
Posting before thread dies, please don't be a ruse.
>>135471350
We did it anon
>>135473785
>Implying I wouldnt lose me virginity by 15 and make sure Im a mother by 24 so that I can seduce my son when hes old enough
>>135476867
i wouldn't even mind the menstruations.
>700
I love you, /a/
can I be brown
>>135470769
Here's to hoping
Still 8 posts away from image limit.
>>135477634
>this guy
I'd NTR my dad for you
>>135477669
You are already brown.
>>135477661
>I love you, /a/
What did he mean by this?
I GOT NOTHING TO LOSE
>>135477669
I don't see why that would be a problem.
We'll do this.
Loli
Bullshit
I will be a tall little girl!
See you little girls tomorrow.
I'm so fucked up
>>135477876
And I'll be your short girlfriend.
Tommorow, /a/ will have 435 new little girls posting on it
>>135470769
please don't let dreams be dreams
See you in lolihood, anons.
>>135477876
She's a big girl
>>135478035
So you will become a gangsta loli?
>>135470769
posting
posting
>>135472780
>straight
>>135470769
Yeah
>>135470769
I want to be the Ilya
Lets do this shit
>>135478231
Someone screencap the thread.
postan
Screw it
I want to be acuteandpurelittle girl.
If dubs no one becomes a loli.
>>135478292
I also want you to be the Ilya. I will be your Kuro.
What's there to lose?
hey guys what's going on in this..
posting
Posting before the thread dies.
Here goes nothing
possterino
post
>>135478543
You are the last image poster. None of the others can become little girls anymore.
That is the sad fact.
;_; pls
>>135470769
This is probably bullshit, but my life has been going pretty badly as of late so fuck it.
Let's give it a shot.
OP didn't specify when you'll become a loli. It just says in 2016, that could be any time between January and December.
>>135471043
>Can I be blonde?
Only if you spend enough Vespene Gas to build our your Kinpatsu tech-tree.