I try every year, I post on this same thread every fucking year, yet I'm still not a loli. At most I became a shota for 12 hours.
Can I be a snek loli? With Miia and Darling-kun as my mommy and daddy?
This better not be a trick.
I will be awaiting patiently for tomorrow anon
I'm only replying so I can post that I don't believe in anonymous japanese animation board magic.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
I want to be a smug loli
I've tried it last year and it didn't work. I sure bought plenty of cute cosplays but that's a separate issue.
M..maybe this year?
I wish to become this girl, Whoever she is.
>waking up on January 1, 2016
will we all keep posting on /a/ once we are little girls?
Of course. Just because we become real little girls who would suck the dick of faceless old men doesn't mean that we have anything else better to do than to discuss mongolian moving pictures for little girls and why that other little girl is a dummy for watching corean cavepaintings getting dry.
Nothing would really change.
then you could just work on your little girl gainz
Pls be real, I want to be a little girl.
I can't decide if I want to be a reverse trap or a smug cutie.
To be honest chinese cartoon board magic is the only kind of reality warping I have seen in the last ten years, if they can drop a plane they can make me into the loli I deserve to be
I wonder if this actually happened how many anons would have regrets. Like a lot of us want to be the little girl. But I think there are a few that are doing it just to fit in. Oh well here is to hoping!
It's not like I have anything to lose. I hope you'll all become friends with me if we succeed!
Can't be any worse than what i am now
ayyy fucking bet I better wake up with some glorious dfc
>Go back to be a loli
>Use my superior knowledge and a half-complete course in History and a degree on Economics to impress everyone at the fifth grade
>Everybody thinks I'm a genius loli
From there onward it will be living the dream.
I don't know whether to be disappointed at or depressed because of this board.
>Be the little girl
>And a sex happy bio-android who's stalls at 12 years old at best.
That was hard.
I don't think anyone in this thread would want to be a tranny.
And for that matter, if anyone in this thread magically bodyswapped, they'd probably have actual gender dysphoria because they'd still have their guy brains, like phantom limbs.
Let's say you did theoretically wake up as a little girl. What could you do that you can't do now?
I'm done with life. All I wanted was a normal life. Instead I came here....
What kind of little girl do you want to be, /a/?
As expected of /a/ this thread has a lot of posts.
Wait, does this means January 1st 2016? Or anytime during the year of 2016? Because going to sleep everyday without knowing when I'll finally be the little girl might be too much for my poor moe-strickened heart.
A cute one for sure. With perhaps a flexible and well-trained body if also possible.
Nah I'm a boy and you're all my harem
You'd just swap being a pretentious guy nobody likes for being a pretentious girl nobody likes.
If you didn't have enough willpower to maintain a good figure as a guy, you won't as a girl either.
Why are you people so fucking weird? Christ, some boards are bad but this is autism incarnate.
Everyone knows waking up as a 2D milf is infinitely better. Especially a fit, brown one. Whats wrong with you people?
I'd very much like to be a gay little girl
I'll do it just to see what happens.
No, I'd be pure and innocent and lovable.
As in a polygon or a greek city?
Or maybe both?
Gonna be a loli first lad. Then grow up to be a tomboy and wear spats. Then grow up and be a lonely shitposting christmas cake.
Cute nazis. Cutzis.
No matter if I'm a guy or a little girl, I just want to do lewd stuff by default.
You guys better get ready, because I gonna rape every single one who post here. Even if I became a loli myself.
That would be jitsuni be khorosho.
>have some Madeira, m'dear
No-one will get this.
I tried that last year and the year before and you tricked me you faggot I'm not falling for that again
You've waken up as a little girl, at the age of 20+ you're now in the body of a little girl, meaning you have amazing knowledge in that body. With this you're probably put back in an elementary school, however you still have your 20 year old mind and you're capable of skipping grades, you can now spend many extra years on either learning more knowledge or personal hobbies. That's probably what you can do that you couldn't do before.
I-I don't mind, though
This time its for real anon
I usually don't sleep during New Year's. Will the transformation be painful?
A second chance at life? Yes please. Wonder if I'll be excited to get my first