What is the apeal of monkey?

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>>120963219
her ass

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She's a genki fit tomboy who's a total bro.
Also I want to fuck her.

>>120963263
/thread

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I'd ask what ISN'T ?

>Miyuki Sawashiro
>ass

>>120963219
Monkey butt.

Also because she's a bro.

>>120963352
I was about to post that same .gif.

tomboy greatness

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>>120963263
>>120963382
But what about her delicious belly?

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her butt
her VA
/fit/
cute
sexy
genki
best bro
also best butt

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>>120963352

I want monkey to fuck me.

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Stamina

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>>120963468
>Fit
>Cant outrun Kaiki

>>120963219
Sex.

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she is also very cuddle-able

>>120963703
Shitty Gary Stu

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>>120963703
to be fair it is kaiki

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>>120963722
It's good that you fixes your post anon. I almost got upset.

ULTIMATE
TOMBOY
SEXTOY
INTO GROUP SEX
WILLING TO SHARE GIRLS
ENTIRE EXPOSURE TO LITERATURE CONSISTS OF FUCKING
ATHLETIC
STYLISH
PERFECT HAIR FOR ALL HAIRSTYLES
PURE SKIN AND NONE OF THAT TATTOO PIERCING CRAP
LOW MAINTENANCE
WILL FUCK LIKE RABID MONKEY

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>>120963793
I immediately regretted everything

>>120963219
more like, what is the apeal of this trash anime?

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>>120963452
Tomboys are objectively the best kind of girls

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>>120963846

>>120963219
Nice reverse psychology!

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>>120963846
We just told you, it has monkey in it.

Try and keep up.

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>>120963846
>>120963219
>apeal

>>120963930
>Not getting the pun

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Hitagi is seriously lacking in the ass department.

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>>120963263
It's not hard to figure out, OP

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I still don't understand what is going on. Araragi is some kind of half vampire half human thing that hunts ghosts who also has a shadow who is actually his loli vampire servant who also eats donuts xD LoL. Oh and his sisters secretly love him. And so do all the girls that he meets but one, who is secretly the big bad evil guy of the show.



Honestly the premise for this anime MC is a complete mary sue but the outcome is fun.

>>120964172
>xD LoL

I don't even know where you came from but you need to go back there.

>>120963219
Spanking

>Lesbian
>Tomboy
>Sawashiro
She also loves being naked.

>>120964409
Don't come back

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>>120964441
Face it anon.

>>120963703
Kaiki is much taller.

Friendly reminder that monkeys are savages and are not to be trusted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc

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I just realized Monkey threads dont get derailed yet everything that isnt a monkey thread at the very least get attempts of derailment from monkeyfags.

>>120963703
>>120963768
Wait that was actually kaiki?

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>>120964666
did someone say monkey thread?

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>>120964172
>xD LoL

Take your own life

>>120964677
Yes.

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>>120964522
she leaves other girls head spinning or jaws dropped

>>120963846
I watched bake a few weeks ago, it's actually pretty good. I always thought it was stupid, but it's neat.

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>>120964859
who is your favourite girl?

>>120965129
My favorite is second season nadeko

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>>120965347
MAH NIGGA

>>120963876
exactly, I don`t give a fuck about fanservice, and hags, and the lolis in the show are shit. muh vampire slut and the other retard. fuck this anime. for a reason I never watched more than episode 1

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>>120965573
why are you even in this thread?

>>120965573
Please put more effort into your posts.

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mfw no cute monkey gf clinging to your arm

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>>120965573
Don't say that anon! please watch the anime! please, we need your validation!

>>120963219
>the chance to get eternal bleeding from more than just your nose Nasal orifist.

who wouldn't want to fuck her

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she's perfect

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>>120966371

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>>120964666
I think you meant to say monkeyfags don't take bait. We had our times though.
https://archive.moe/a/thread/117259141/

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>>120966538
i think he is trying to say monkeyfags always derail other threads with monkey pics, but monkey threads dont get derailed by other girls

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>>120966719
But that's not true. They post other girls in monkey threads and vice versa, there is no derailing.
Except snake threads

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>>120966719
Yes

>>120966538
That thread is a fine example of monkey derailing

>>120967211
That wasn't monkey derailing, that was some guy who hates lesbians derailing.

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>>120967211
I personally think its easier to post monkey. Its easy to list monkeys finer qualities with posts and pictures. Other girls are a little more complicated. Its harder to describe a personality or why other girls are good in a post.
Maybe im wrong though, maybe its just monkey are more dedicated/annoying

>>120964172
You should read Kizu

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>>120967575
So what does she wear under that sweater?

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>>120967704
maybe nothing
maybe spats
either is fine by me

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>apeal
>ape

neat

bat > crab > cat > snake > monkey > bee > snail >phoenix > shit > doll

>>120963703
kaiki best girl

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>>120967903
Well known fact to everybody

Why does doll get no good doujins or fanart?

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>>120964301
>>120964725
at least hes not that new

>>120967965
Because before Tsuki she hardly existed in the show?

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Monkey is lacking meat

>>120967801
This guy gets it

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>>120967965

Yeh

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>>120967801
>hating doll

>>120967801
Nice list, not optimal, but nice nevertheless.

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>>120967801
I aprove this list.
I dont thin its 100% accurate,but its pretty good nevertheless

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>>120967801
ive never liked these
every girl has things they are good better at
Best conversations:
Snail > Monkey > Crab > Bat > else
Cutest:
Bird > Monkey > Crab > Snail > Snake > else
Best body:
Mamaragi > Monkey > Cat > Teen Bat > Bee > Cat > else

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>>120968031
She had some good scenes in Kabuki I think.

>>120968438
Yeah but it takes a while for an expressionless character to grow on people.

>>120968370
>Cutest
Needs some fixing

Snail>Bird>Snake>Crab>Monkey

So how do I apply the commentary to bake?
they are a bunch of .flac in a folder, not .delta + script.

In mpc-hc I see a load subtitles, but no load audio

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>>120968594
I don't think so.

>>120968370
How about best bro?
Snail>Monkey>Bat>Crab>Cat>Bird>Bee>Snake

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>>120968594
How is crab cuter than monkey?
http://a.pomf.se/avcnpw.webm
Also snake's cuteness is fake, and not indistinguishable from the real thing.

>>120968370
And then theres best written character
Snake>Cat>>Doll>shit>else

>>120967801
>>120968370
>>120968594
>>120968756
Doesn't matter which waifu is better, all of them just a sorts of shit.

>mfw autism
http://anime.stackexchange.com/questions/5325/what-do-the-black-and-red-scenes-mean

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>>120968831
I dont even know

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>>120968756
monkey > snail
monkey saves araragi from snakes
i havent read the LNs but someone one in another thread said that monkey would slap her cheeks when bee would get to close.

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>>120968972
Even crab called monkey cute.

Nobody has ever called crab cute.

>>120968925
>stackexchange
Confused at first.

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>>120969038
It's a tough one, they are both pretty good bros.

>>120969038
Snail gets Shuraragi through hell and saves him from zombies.

>>120963219
Athletic build

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>>120968894
>snake
>best written
Okay.

>>120969204
And he princess carries her out of hell and promises to marry her.

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>>120969237
I would say she get's the most interesting character development but having doll on that list makes me thing that anon is actually just retarded.

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>>120969237
But she is.
Hell she was written so people would call her a shit and hate her and she managed to do that.

>>120968925
Well at least he admitted at the end he has no fucking idea what he's talking about.

>>120964172
>xD LoL

This is a momentous occasion for /a/. We have found a new level of faggot. Rejoice, all faggots, there is someone even gayer than you.

I wish Monkey wasn't a lesbian though.

Prepare yourself
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1422991845239.webm

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>>120970336
I knew what was coming and I was still not prepared.

>>120970336
I wasn't ready.

I just finished Bakemonogatari, why does everyone hate snake? I thought she was really cute?

>>120970330
>an anime character's sexual orientation effects your opinion of them
you know its an anime and not real right

>>120970336
Why does she squeak like that.

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>>120970470
Watch S2.

>>120970470
in bake she is kinda cute but a little boring compared to other characters in the show so far
just keep watching

>>120963219
She has a lewd body and a perverted mind. Besides that it's just it.

>>120970470
Because she has nothing more outside of "cute".

>>120970470
Oh, to be an oblivious slowpoke is bliss.

And not everyone hate snake for your information.

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>>120970470
I dont hate snake
Hating snake would be like hating myself.

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>>120969296
monkey is smiling even when sleeping
what does monkey dream about

>not liking all monogataris equally.

plebs

>>120970776
You could just stop being a slut then.

>>120963219
Ass.

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>>120970470
Snake is best girl all other girls are also good, but not as good.

>>120970470
"Please fist my ass."
-Nadeko Sengoku

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>>120970800
Crab Pussy

>>120970816
I meant in the sense im a terrible person like Snake,not in the sense of being a slut.

>>120970800
She dreams of being water and stomping mudholes in people if Hana and Bake are anything to go by.