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Welcome to the /a/ mansion. From now on you will live with a bunch of other dirty /a/nons forever.
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How do we pay the bills?
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I wouldn't mind living there if everything was free.
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>>120955235
Someone must pay that electricity and internet bill anon.
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>>120955152
In a Dangaronpa style?
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>>120955473

There's also food expenses. If I'm not paying them though, I don't care.
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>>120955152
I'm claiming the master bedroom for myself.
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>>120955689
>Everyone starves within a week
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>>120955152
>forever
>implying i dont already live day in and out in 4chan
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>>120955735
Then I'm claiming the Rape basement for myself.
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>>120955152
Will there be females at the mansion Anon OP san?
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Does the mansion have a gym? Do I have to go outside to workout?
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Wanna fuq boipussies
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>>120955735
Dibs on the slave bedroom then, Goshujin-sama.
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>>120955152
Within a week the interior will be just as white as the exterior, and smelling 10X worse.
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>>120955735
I'm your slut that lives on your room with you, called it
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>>120955917
No because they could ruin it just by being there. Anons wouldn't be able to control themselves forever.
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>>120955946
It will have a gym and working out will be mandatory for everyone. We will need a coach.
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>>120955946
"H-Hey buddy, we've got a gym in our van"
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>>120956134
>mandatory for everyone
What the fuck man, I'm out. Do you really think you can get someone to both pay the bills and exercise?
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>>120956014
>>120955954
>>120955891

No 3DPD or normalfags allowed. Having a waifu is mandatory. Celibacy is obligatory.
We will however have rooms which you can lock yourself in and fap to a variety of physical doujins or go on sadpanda.
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>>120956604
Doing some exercise is good for your health. You don't need to do anything too hard though. Also think of your waifu.
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Wanna come to /v/ mansion? Its really not that different. We trick newfags to play our bills.
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Do we have personal cute maids?
Oh and I call dibs on the attic.
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>>120956085
Well what if they were fujoshits? They would be able to fit right in with you neckbeards.
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Being a legal adult is a requirement to use this site.
Why is everybody so incompetent at living?
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>Landmark legal case as group of lonely young men place themselves under house arrest to avoid going outside
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>>120955152
I guess it's finally time to have sex
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>>120956907
>young
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>implying I want to be stuck with a bunch of normies
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>>120956842
No they would ruin the community because nerds always give them more attention. You know how it works and that it's inevitable. We don't need some fat girls which are always worshiped by a bunch of guys. What if they scream sex abuse or harassment because of what some faggots did? Everything would be shut down.
The only thing we can do is to not have girls.
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>>120955946
you'll get plenty of exercise in our rape dungeon.
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>>120956085
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>>120957026
Sorry, no rape time for me, cant do much cardio
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>>120956987
What about cute traps then?
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>>120957065
They would be allowed obviously.
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Okay, guys. I think it's only fair that we share property evenly, so for my share I claim...
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>>120957140

So you want hairy dudes?
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Why is /a/ getting flooded with these shit threads?
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>>120957179
Don't be silly anon. We're all little girls. /spoiler/ T_T /spoiler/
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>>120956987
How would you take care of the sexual frustration in the mansion then?
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>>120957236
No idea. I wanted to make a thread like the /a/ island we had back in december but everyone is talking about homo lewd.
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>>120957289
Library of doujins, manga, A-Z hentai collections, lewd images, audio porn etc in rooms where you can be alone and do your thing.
I personally use a glass and put it over my doujin if I want to cum all over it without dirtying the doujin. We could also do that.

Also thought of having a huge TV screen or projector in a big room where we could watch animu together. We'd need a sysadmin to set it up.
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>See magnificent mansion
>push open massive oak door
>expect maids
>mfw reality
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>>120955223
>>120955473
The state pays for everything.
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>>120956629
I´m not letting this guy enter in my Rape basement.
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Who knows how to cook?
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>>120957988
I
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>Gather all the non-kirinofags
>Join forces to trap them in a room with no exit
>Let them starve to death

Yes
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>>120957988
Reasonably well yeah, I always cook for me and my flatmate.

Also If you fuckers leave dirty dishes in the sink overnight I will release 2kg of live bees into your room at 3am.
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Will we have a gunpla/garage kit room?
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>Stink
>All surfaces are cumstained within a day
>Lice outbreak
>Every female is raped
>All blankets become marbled with cheetoh-dust within a day
>Outbreak of disease due to nonexistent hygiene
>The survivors burn the mansion and vow to never watch anime again before entering the world as well-adjusted people
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>>120958195
>all those pissbottles

the smell!
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>>120958195
>implying I wouldn't employ a squad of loli's to force anons to become decent human beings.
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>>120958195
>all female is raped

Even if it was allowed /a/non would be too beta to even talk to them.
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>>120958195
>/pol/ infiltrates
>they plan to gas the mansion
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>>120958309
>someone prints a rape allowed sigh
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>>120958309
Anon, I already raped a women, it wouldnt be so hard to do it again
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>>120958391
Get out of here unvirgin
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>>120958391
It's not rape if she secretly enjoyed it.
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>>120958309
Betas are statically the demographic most likely to rape (next to niggers, obviously). It's basically the same mentality as school shooters.
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How much do mansions actually cost?
Would we need to have more beds in the same room or a room for each? That would probably cost millions.

Would we grow our own crops?
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Could we have a cuddle time for an hour everyday at noon?
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>>120958670
>A fat, hairy, smelly anon with lice trying to molest you
Why would anyone want this thing?
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If I were a billionaire I'd do this just as a social experiment.
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>>120957673
How did we convince the state?
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>>120959529
I hope you like losing that billion.
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>>120956874
NEETs, college students, the disabled, high school seniors, and secret little girls.
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>>120959967
You only need to have a bunch of people who are on benefits chipping in.
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