Do not open! Under any circumstances, do not open! It's for your own good
Open if you want to be
You probably shouldn't open this one.
I did warn you. You have no one to blame but yourself.
Okay. Seriously. I warn you. Don't open this one. It could fuck you up.
Fuck you retard. Let's get back to some cute do not opens.
You gotta sleep sometime.
This is too scary. People with heart problems are advised not to open this.
Don't open if you break things when surprised.