You have twenty seconds to not be eaten by Kurumi.

Will head pats stop her?

What if we want to be eaten?

*unzips dick*

If she wants to eat me I probably don't have much choice in the matter.

Will she be eating my lower region with her lower lips?

Whose bitch dis is

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>>120375712
Head pats cease attempts at consumption, at least temporarily.

What do you do next?

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>>120375667
spooky clock, too spooky 4 me!

>>120375789
That makes sense to me, I suppose. It's more efficient that way.

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I use those twenty seconds to have sex with Origami. Once I'm done I would have no regrets being eaten.

>>120375667
So would Yoshinon now be called Kurumin?

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>>120375667
THE ONE WHO WILL JUDGE IS MY STAND
『WHITE ALBUM!』

>>120377427
>finishes in 20 seconds
Sasuga, anon.

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>>120377805
More than enough to have knocked her up.

>>120377881
What if there is a lag time between you finishing, you getting eaten, and her getting inseminated?

If that were to occur, would she have just been impregnated by a corpse?

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>>120378150
She would've been impregnated by the late me.

>>120377490
filename

>>120375789
She eats them with the bunny.

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I WANT TO MARRY THIS CLOCK

show her my 9incher

>>120380315
Tokisaki-san is unimpressed by your revolver.

>>120380936
She won't be when I fire a round off inside her, if you know what I mean.

>>120381007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQH4etczqW0

>>120375667
20 secs? I just need 10. *unzips*

>>120381634
Someone already did the asteriskverbasterisk *unzip* gag.

>>120381620
>those aras~

My dick.

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>>120375667
What if I cheat?

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I want kurumi to spit in my mouth and snowball me with it while she pins me to the floor and ravages my body and makes me her bitch

>>120383027
But not in a lewd way, right?

>>120381620
Clock a slut.

>>120381620
this gave me a huge boner

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j7SlKOpfw0

>>120386686
Subarashii desuwa

Why would you not want to be eaten? especially by best girl

>>120387670
If I get eaten, I die.
If I die, I stop being alive.
If I'm not alive, I can't see best girl.

So that's why.

>>120387798
I thought we will be teleported to the 2d world when we die.

>>120387798
>If I die, I stop being alive.

implying

>>120387875
Since you're being eaten by Kurumi, that means you were already in 2D heaven, meaning that you would die again. You would be redead.

And you might be teleported to the 1D world, or worse, back to the 3D one.

>>120387967
But people die when they are killed.

>>120388007
>>120387798
>he's the kind of guy to die if he's killed

How sad.

>>120387798
There's a pun about "Date a Live" somewhere in there.

>>120386686
10/10 would tickle and cuddle and hope to still be alive the next morning.

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date a lives are great girls, even mii and eye bag lady

all of them are best. except for origami, origami a shit, honestly, i mean there are shows where there's a character you don't like as much because you like other ones too. shows with a 'worst girl' by process of elimination (the lack of one worst), but 2bitchy is easily objectively identifiable, in canon she's a unpleasant character and causes conflict. in a meta sense, she's an uninteresting character, and every second of screen-time is a detriment to the enjoyability of the show on the whole

>>120391705
But she's a cute luudere that just wants love from Shido-san like every other spirit.

And also Mana.

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>>120391825
i dont like mana either, but they don't waste so much screentime on her; at lease she's plot instrumental when she's around as opposed to whenever origami is on screen and I'm like "fuck is this bitch done yet"

>>120392061
I was only counting Mana separately because, to my memory, she is the only non-Spirit harem member.

>>120376634

Might as well just let it happen. Too fast, too much time hax, too many guns gg.

>>120392178
Mana isn't a harem member though. She's just incredibly dedicated to the idea of being a little sister. What Kotori does goes against her ideal of a little sister.