Dairy remainder that carb is best gril.

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implying

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Nah

Kuso pls.

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>>120138054
>Daily remainder that crabs are best when grilled
fix'd

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That gif is terrible and you should feel terrible.
Crab is merely ok.

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>>120138054
She's okay I guess

protein > carbs

>>120138054
>Carb
Sugoy.

>>120138214
>implying calorie-chan isn't best girl

>No mention of best girl saturated fat

It's like I just moved into plebtown.

test

>Carb
That's a funny way to spell monkey.

>>120138214
Best taste.

>>120138950
Utter shit taste. I don't even know why you bothered posting

fat > carb > protein

>>120141500
who is fat and protein?

>>120141851
The worst and best girl respectively.

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Almost.

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Hitagi is indeed the best girl.
I would also add Cat together with her.

I'm not a newfag who's enjoying some shitty generic loli vampires and generic incestuous sisters.

>>120142378
So you admit you're a newfag who just doesn't enjoy loli vampires and incest?

That's a pretty ballsy move, let's see how it pays off.

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>>120142378
>admitting to worst taste
Fucking newfags.

>>120142506
Pretty much sums up Bakemonogatari right here.

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>>120142546
>Bakamonogatari

>>120141851
cat = fat
monkey = protein
phoenix = calcium
vampire = cancer

>>120142195

>sticking your dick in crazy

>>120138054
Pretty nice boobs physX
Thinking of picking this up

I don't suppose anyone translated the tsuki ed?

>>120143929
I hope you realize that isn't actually a gif from the show.

>>120143865
>disqualifying all girls in the series

Good job, anon.

>>120143939
Commie when?

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Why are there 4 threads up?
Why are OPs such faggots?

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Mother
Daughter

Does the monogatari series even have a solid story or is it all just
ecchi harem shit?

>>120146382
Well some would say you have to watch it and find out faggot.

>>120146446
I don't wanna waste life watching ecchi harem shit if that's the case

>>120146382
>>120146544
It's conversation and wordplay nonsense.

>People say that the cuckoo is a bird of the gods. But this is a misconception created by blinds that people wear on their blinds. From the root of the word cuckoo we get "cuck", an abnormality. The Chinese reading of this is "luck", which is the story of the reading of the way people understand the bird who steals your waifu. From this you see that it is not actually the cuckoo that people see, but the people themselves are a raven.

Multiply that by 22 minutes, add in hipster animation and breasts, and you've got the entire series.

>>120146733
That is almost, but not quite, entirely untrue.

>>120146733
22 minutes of "araragi-kun"

>>120143865
>yfw I have more screws loose than nadeko
I think I qualify

>>120146882
Not sure what series you're watching where that's true.

>old hag who lose her v to an old man
>best girl

it's even more terrifying how many people actually agree with OP

>>120142195
god that whole sequence was so fucking magical

my dick is diamonds every time somebody posts a screencap from it

>>120146888
Check em

Also what's my face look like when

>>120138105
Best girl right there

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>>120146992

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Best girl coming through.

All other Monogatari girls step aside and bow down to the bestest.

>>120147059
#rekt
Captcha:
>asert

>>120146911
This series burned the words "araragi-kun" into my brain. Whenever I see Bakemonogatari I immediately think araragi-kun. I'm pretty sure he was referred to with other honorifics but the one that sticks is hundreds of shots of people saying "araragi-kun"

>>120147148
Fucking Hanekawa/Senjougahara/Oshino and their -kun honorifics.

To be fair, Hanekawa is the worst offender for it.

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>>120147148
>implying araragi-kun is not the best name

I wish people called me araragi-kun.

>>120147209
>Not Araragi-senpai

C'mon man. You're ruining this chance for yourself, Big Demo-ther.

>>120144230
and yet I will still watch it because of this gif
how does that make you feel?

>>120147148
ararararagi-san

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>>120147356
Yeah she calls him that but either is fine.

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>>120142195
>implying that even remotely.

different strokes for different folks i guess.

Crab a cute
Monkey makes me diamonds
Cat is mai waifu

>best girl
>not Izuko
All this shit taste, jesus.

>>120147528
>settling for fine

You know who settled for "fine"? Literally everyone in the show. Are you going to be like everyone in this show or are you going to be superior and pick the best option?

>>120147148
You just want the Araragi dick. There is nothing wrong with that.

>>120147552
Nadeko > you're waifu

>>120147767
Imagine being your own waifu.

>>120138054
>>120138853

Someone do this but with Mayoi, especially the twerking part.

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>>120147694
I want monkey to call me Araragi-kun.

>>120147883
That's fucked up and messing with the world order. You know you're going to get corrected for such thoughts right?

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>>120147917
This is the part where I say an Ougi is fine too but really corpse creeps me out.

Would not bang.

>>120147206

Nigger, its not her fault it's just the language. It's like getting mad for adding Mr. to a name,

>>120148019
An Ougi is never fine. Also something is bothering me pretty hard.

>1280x719

Not 720, 719. I was wrong before, if the world would correct you for anything, it would be that.

>>120148182
You're taking this too seriously. No-one seriously cares that Hanekawa says it the most. We, as a collective do understand the concept of Honorifics and their usage.

>>120148187
The extra line of pixels was eaten by the darkness

>>120148239
My bad anon-kun.

>>120147814
imagine being someone elses waifu

>>120148291
In a different world anon. In a different word.

>>120148256
That bastard. The Pixel should have done its job and it wouldn't have been corrected.

>>120148275
Just "anon" is fine. We're all...well we're not friends but we are at least on speaking terms.

>>120148391
Anon-san.

>>120148416
Now that's too formal. I'm not your boss and I'm sure we've met before.

>>120148485

Anon-dono.

>>120148485
Goshuujin-sama

>>120148518
This isn't Feudal Japan.

>>120148655
Not interested.

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>>120148676
Swear to god I thought it was. No one other than barbarians would choose Snake as best girl.

>>120148759
SNAKES FOR THE SNAKE GOD.

Also if this was Feudal Japan, Shinobu would currently be our god.

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>>120148798
Good. Justice wins again.

>>120148868
To which part, the Snake for the Snake God or Shinobu lazing about and being our God? Because both of those are lousy options.

>>120148985
Shinobu did things.

>>120146544
3 episode rule, anon.

>>120149015
Terrible things, like letting the Darkness devour entire villages and scaring poor penguins by jumping to Antarctica.

>>120149059
Also helping the local people and killing monsters. Granted she may have brought them there but its still things.

And the darkness is a BS mechanic. There's zero warning, or even legends about it.

>>120149108
Kiss-shot obviously put life on Hard Mode and didn't realize that also putting on God Mode and leaving it on brings about a game-breaking glitch which fucks your game up until you turn it off.

>>120147510
haaaaaaaachikuujiiiii~ ;_;

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>>120149170

It's a just a kill mechanic for going behind invisible walls. The designers were just too lazy to program anything beyond that.

>>120149232
Kiss-shot really should have stuck within the boundaries. The Darkness wouldn't have been in her base killing her dudes.

>>120138054

sauce? or what episode is this?

>dairy

Who are you calling a cow, you piece of shit?

>>120149345
It's episode how fucking new are you?

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If you faggots still think crab is not best girl;
Koyo-koyo

>>120149400

and what episode number is that?