Will she win?

>>119912733
Eventually.

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>>119912733
She has already won my heart

Shinobu is love, Shinobu is live <3

She already did

Probably not. For all the fucking around Araragi does, up-to and including kissing his sisters and ghost lolis, he does seem to actually take the whole "I love Senjougahara" thing pretty seriously.

Shinobu and Araragi are immortal
Hitagi isn't

so in the end, Bat will win

>>119918081
Arararagi isn't immortal. he just doesn't know how long he'll be alive for. Your point is still relevant, since he will likely outlive Gahara-sama. But he may not turn to porking Shinobu.

She lost in episode 5. Stop posting this shit.

>>119912733
She has already lost. Araragi regularly sleeps with his girlfriend in front of her.

>>119918275
>>119918321
Whats about the scene of Araragi kissing Shinobu

>>119918504
Crabfags mad they will never get a kiss scene animated

>>119918234
>porking Shinobu.
>>119918321
Doesn't she have wet dreams every time he bangs Hitagi? Or maybe she's awake already... Seriously, Araragi has only semi-banged Shinobu. Through feelings.

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Do you think she's had sex with Araragi yet?

>>119918504
Fanservice pandering to faggots who can't deal with their favourite girl having lost.

>>119918504
He does that to make crab horny.
He tells her about it and they fuck NTRing Shinobu

>>119918564
>maybe she's awake already...
Of course she's awake. She's in his shadow. She's getting NTR'd by crab and has to witness everything. You can't lose any worse than that.

>>119918589
I'm pretty sure if Shinobu wanted to get fucked, she'd just make Araragi fuck her. Simple. and clean.

>>119918744
She got jealous over a kiss, why not a fuck?

She could easily win if she wanted to.

No other Araragibowl competitor comes even close to matching her in strength
not to mention she could just rape Araragi at any point

>>119919508
That's not how winning is done anon.

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>>119919538
>implying

>>119912733
she'll be there after he outlives his harem

>>119918744
>implying it would be clean

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>>119912733

>not posting the gif version

>>119919817
>2045
>gif

what's with the feetshots?

>>119919944
Are you a faggot or something?

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she could probably grow a dick and fuck herself if she wanted to

I'm sure there's a vampire legend like that somewhere

>>119918693
>Witness
She feels everything Araragi feels, remember. She isn't just witnessing Araragi having sex with crab, she's experiencing it firsthand.

There's no winner. They just take turn on Koyokoyo's dick...

>>119919871
What's the future like, anon?

>>119921082
Kizu is airing in fall.

>>119921144
Which fall?

>>119921397
The fall of mankind

>>119918081
Does that mean Araragi will be fucking a 50 year old crab while still looking like an 18 year old?

She's the only gatari they've drawn nipples for if I remember right (besides maybe Araragi) so she's pretty much destined to win.

>>119921397
The moon from orbit

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>>119921664
this fucking hurts because it's most likely true

Why did he hook up wit hthe worst girl ever? What the fuck

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>>119922343
Because monkey was a lesbian.

>>119922486
Wasn't she just pretending?

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Win in the harem sense? Maybe after Senjougahara dies/breaks up with him.

However, she has definitely already won in the sense that she's finally truly happy and has a partner who understands and cares for her after centuries of loneliness and depression.

>>119922486
That didn't stop her from having lewd thoughts about araragi

>>119922526
Monkey pretending to be lesbian?

Doubtful. She's Bi if you think her molesting Araragi and her other actions are purely sexually motivated. Otherwise she's only really shown an attraction to girls like Senjougahara and Shinobu.

>>119922526
Hell no.. Well, she's bi. Anyway they better ship her and the bee.

Is it true that snake is not a virgin?

Snail comes back and wins.

>>119922582
Araragi+Hitagi+Kanbaru 3some and I will die happy. Bonus points if caught by blushing Karen having flashbacks to the toothbrush scene.

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>>119922563
It was just a browjob.

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>>119922688
This is why doujins were invented anon.

http://exhentai.org/g/633212/da5fe750d7/
http://exhentai.org/g/670600/a86fb206aa/

>>119922688
That would be the ideal outcome but Senjougahara is cockblocking us.
Karen would probably just be mad "Suruga-san" and her Oniichan are getting it on.

>>119922699
Choo choo

>>119922764
>http://exhentai.org/g/670600/a86fb206aa/
I'm ADD, need moving pictures. :(

>>119922582
>Otherwise she's only really shown an attraction to girls like Senjougahara and Shinobu.
She also did very little to stop her friend\rival when she pushed her on the floor and kissed her, and she thought she was going to kiss her on the mouth.

>>119922812
pleb

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>>119922797
>Suruga-san
>not Kanbaru-senpai

Best check yourself anon.

>>119922797
Tsundere-mad will work for me.

>>119922862
guilty

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>>119922871
>Thinks Lastname+Title is better than Firstname-Honorific

Check yourself, anon before you wreck yourself.

Also that's what she calls her in Hanamonogatari when they talk on the phone.

>>119922824
Kanbaru regretted not tapping that. Truly she is the woman of missed opportunities.

>>119922980
>is better

What do you mean?

>>119922926
I could see that. It would be awkward trying to talk to Kanbaru after seeing that though.

>>119923068
Well Kanbaru-sensei is less intimate than Suruga-san.

Calling her Suruga means you're on a first-name basis.

Kaiki had this same issue. He kept calling her Legacy of Gaen, Kanbaru didn't like that, he refused to call her Kanbaru which is the last name of her Father, so he had to use Suruga which he explicitly said. "I have to use Suruga, is that alright with you" and she said. "It's better than Legacy of Gaen"

So yeah, First name basis > Last name basis.

>>119923073
Once Shenjougahara kicks her to the curb, she'll be vulnerable to that kouhei adoration... Best of all worlds.

>>119923226
Ouch, rejected again by the girl she loves. Senjougahara is harsh but if Kanbaru gets a Karen out of it, I can't say I disagree.

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>>119923360
I don't think Kanbaru would agree.

She specifically told Koyomi that she doesn't want to take Karen's virginity.

>>119923360
Shenjogahara is nothing if not cruel. For sure Karen = solid consolation prize.

>Shen
just fuck off fag

>>119923436
Karen has not been a virgin since she was violated by a toothbrush. :D

>>119923436
I'm sure she wants to, but since Monkey is a true bro, she realizes that boning your friends little sister is not cool.

>>119923554
Yeah but Araragi doesn't have a leg to stand on when it comes to Karen's sex life.

>>119923436
Yeah because Kanbaru is a true bro. She's handing out brojobs and letting you have her girl by not murdering you in your sleep AND she's not fucking your sister.
Truly she's a shining example to which we should all follow.

>>119923495
I don't think it's so much a consolation prize as just another first place in another race.

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>>119923554
>she realizes that boning your friends little sister is not cool

>>119923590
So true, and nice racing pun.

I refuse to believe that at least once when Kanbaru and Karen were hanging out, probably working out together and getting sweaty, that she didn't molest Karen in the shower afterwards. Karen is dumb as fuck and loves Kanbaru, she'd go along with it.

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>>119923746
But Kanbaru isn't a rapist anon. She just touches Araragi because he wants it.

>>119923806
That's a matter of opinion. Not implying that there's anything wrong with a little girl-on-boy and/or girl-on-girl rape between friends.

Kanbaru the broest girl, would fuck bitches with/10

>>119923746
but karen has a boyfriend

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>>119923981
Allegedly.

>>119923981
"Allegedly."

She's still stupid. I know Kanbaru has almost certainly felt her up a few times, it'd be impossible not to.

>>119923981
Almost certainly a dweeb if he exists. And there's no guy she wouldn't drop in a second for Kanbaru-senpai.

>>119923806
Ah, this reminds me of a once-famous sister quote to a certain quote.

>Who will violate the violators themselves?

Truly Kanbaru is doing the world a service by raining down judgment from on top of Araragi

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>>119923746
>>119923889
>>119924195
>people thinking Kanbaru is some sort of molester like Araragi.

>>119924317
Lol. Don't take it so seriously anon. All the molestation here is in good fun. In fact, I don't think any of the MCs are above it now and then, in their own ways.

Silly question: How much does Crab actually know about Shinobu?

>>119924582
There's one scene in Bake where she's told to ignore her. I don't remember much interaction beyond that.

>>119924468
>Lol

>>119917407
No

>>119924582
If we're just using the anime as an example. We know she knows these facts

1 - Shinobu Oshino exists
2 - She lives in Araragi's shadow
3 - She's obviously a fucking oddity because of point 2
4 - She doesn't mind him having her around because she also ended up asking Kaiki to save the "Blonde Lolita Slave"

>>119921686
Knowing her, she'd ask shinobu to have sex with him to keep him sated when her body can't keep up anymore. He's gonna keep looking young and delicious, while she grows old like normal.

>>119924789
#4 - oh yeah, forgot about that.

>>119924980
It is pretty forgettable. The only reason I remembered it was because Kaiki's response was. "I could save 5 Blonde Lolita Slaves no problem"

>>119925055
Kaiki is truly the hero /a/ deserves.

>>119925055
Do you know the ep when Hitagi meets Kaiki at the cram school and sees Shinobu eating donuts, but is told to ignore her? Want to watch that again.

Inevitably.

>>119925191
I could be wrong but I think you've confused yourself.

Hitagi meets Oshino at the cram school in the Hitagi Crab arc. That is the arc where she gets told to ignore Shinobu.
That's Episodes 1 and 2, man.

>>119925151
>Not the superior Gaen-troll.

>>119925412
>Kaiki
I typed Kaiki subconsciously after reading -> 119925151 Meant Oshino. I just want to see that scene, will check ep. 2 first. Thanks.

>>119923981
in the LNs they say it was a lie to get araragis attention

>>119926058
which one? Nise?