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>>119466116

>duel
>duel
>duel
>soul gets sent to the shadow realm/cardedd

>>119467456
Wixxos

>>119467456
Boku no Pico

>>119466116
> wake up
> look out of the window
> all is calm
> all is bright

>jump rope
>shadow boxing
>sandbags
>roadwork
>roadwork
>roadwork
>roadwork

>>119467456
Yu-Gi-Oh!

>>119466116
>wake up
>look out of the window
>all is desert
>every fucking corner there's outlaws
>barely water for me to drink, nevermind taking a shower once a week
>this guys came out of nowhere
>now the city is destroyed
>I'm still alive
>but might as well be dead

>wake up
>browse /@/

>>119467864
Trigun

>>119467864
Hokuto no Ken

>get raped

>wake up
>nothing really important happens
>but may everything that happens was really important

>>119467771
Hajime no Ippo?

>>119468143
correct

>wake up
>write names all day
>all those people are now dead

>wake up
>go to school
>try to avoid stepping in chicken shit on the way to class
>study and learn practical skills at school
>avoid that one weird senpai with thick accent trying to rope me into joining her club
>stay at school late shooting the shit with my classmates
>go home do, my assignments
>cry myself to sleep realizing I'll never have a paying job after graduating and should have just went with the automotive maintenance class instead

>wake up
>round up the assistants
>invention time!
>shit gets out of hand fast...
>do it again!

>>119468208
Gravestone Engraver 3: Magnetic Hairybee?

>>119466116
>get up
>work at amusement park
>put up with mascot bullshit

>>119468208
Some nameless side character from a war drama?

>wake up in my shitty house
>look out the window to see slums and garbage everywhere
>hear mecha fighting in the nearby junkyard as usual
>go to mandatory education, which hardly matters because there's no jobs where I live
>come back to find my house destroyed because one of the mecha from the evil empire trying to take over my home stepped on it
>find nearest airlock that leads to the outside
>throw myself out into space and die

>>119466116
rape Toga-san

>wake up
>time for suffering
>evil space bugs are attacking again
>henshin
>now my brother's trying to kill me this is all just fucking fantastic
>my life sucks

>>119468405
>Who are you quoting?
You

>>119468453
I didn't say anything.

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>>119466116
>savin lives
>wife loves me (I think)
>get told to save some shill
>save shill
>family who wanted me to save less important bro is mad cuz bro died
>question morals
>little boy gets shot in head
>itstime.jpg
>preppin to save this boy's booty
>get told to save mayor of town who has cough
>MUHMORALS.jpg
>save litte boi
>get demoted
>wife dumps me
>lose street cred
>atleast boy was saved
>boy frames me for murder
>mfw

>>119468473
>I didn't say anything.
You asked a question, I gave you an answer.

Again, I'm quoting you.

>walk through magic portal
>lewd
>go home and fart until I pass out

>Wake up
>Look into my drawer
>Find syringe
>Put syringe in my pocket
>Wake up
>Take syringe out of my pocket
>Put the syringe back into the drawer
>Wake up
>Someone is screaming
>Run into my livingroom
>I'm screaming
>Wake up
>Brush my teeth
>Now I'm a 6/10 instead of a 2/10
>Go outside
>Wake up
>Find someone in my room
>It's an elderly man with a moustache. He's dressed classy w/hat and everything
>Throw him into a wall
>The wall breaks. Nothing is behind it
>Wake up
>Go back to sleep
>Huang is dead

>>119466116

>Pilot giant Robot
>Yell some blond dude's name
>Repair giant Robot
>PTSD

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>>119467755
Psycho Piss

>wake up
>build model kits
>fight using their super fancy tech system
>completely miss any female's attempt to come on to me
>scream martial arts moves and throw punches in a tournament centered around weapons
>pull shit out of my ass
>sleep

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>>119468645

Should be easy.

>wake up
>be late to school
>meet some girl on the slope in front of the school
>"Do you like this school?"

>>119468383
ZZ Gundam?

>Wake up
>Hate life
>think about qt blue haired girls
>feel angsty
>emergency call
>not demons attacking
>power-up_and_launch.jpeg
>Get btfo
>wake up and see a not so unfamiliar ceiling

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>>119468765
correct

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>>119468870
Right you are.

>>119468872
I bet you didn't even get in the fucking robot.

>>119468606
I have no idea what this is but it got me interested.

>>119468872
Get in the robot.

>play the piano
>meet qt grill
>wanna be conductor
>actually am a conductor
>never fail

>Wake up
>There's a small creature at the foot of my bed
>tells me that I can save humanity and in exchange receive a wish

>Wake up
>Starving
>Giant naked cannibals everywhere
>Oh, now my imouto's been eaten

>fall
>pop out of a cocoon
>everyone is nice
>exepct for the walls

>Wake up
>fuck war maiden 1 to 5
>fuck my maid
>fuck war maiden 1's retainer

>>119466116
>wake up
>talk to my roommates
>my roommates are all ship girls
>realize I am a ship girl
>go shoot at aliens

>>119469067
Throw it out the window.

>>119466116
>eat some girls

>play mahjong
>have lesbian sex

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>>119469067
Fuck humanity, you'd just wish to make your waifu real.
plot twist: she NTRs you with the school bully.

>wake up
>want to kill self
>doesnt
>repeat forever

>>119469032
nodame?

>>119469385
vanadis

>>119469571
tanoshii

>wake up
>I'm cloudy as fuck as usual
>rate has been off the charts for fucking years
>guess I still can't go outside for a while

>>119467980
Cross Ange

>>119469773
Psycho Pass, again.

>>119466116
>wake up
>hang out with guild members
>raid time
>die
>wake up in a church

>>119467980
berserk?

>wake up
>Attend college
>go home
>Log in
>Fly around and shit
>Not be a fucking scrub

>>119469699
dubs of truth.
Indeed.

>>119469850
SAO

>kid in funny clothes gives me a balloon
>my childhood runs away to play with him
>kill myself

>>119469573
Pretty sure it's Samidare, not Meduka.

>>119469959
Woo

>Wake up
>Go outside
>Walk down a dark alley
>Become chunk salsa

>>119468475
Monster

>>119466116
>wake up
>go to school
>this dude is acting fucking weird
>ignore him
>everyone gets massacred
>wtf
>go home
>more murders on tv
>fuck
>go to school after reopening
>dude acting fucking weird
>ignore him
>everyone gets massacred
>wtf
>go home

>>119469385
>>fuck my maid
>not rape the maid
2/10

>>119470077
Parasyte

>>119468208
You forgot to eat a potato chip.

>>119467884
Watamote

>>119470282
This is UBW, right?

>phone rings
>go swimming
>Attend festival
>Cicada catching
>Get part time jobs
>Star gazing
>Baseball practice
>Fireworks
>fishing
>test of courage
>Movie
>sea swimming
>Bowling
>Karaoke
>Attempt to finish summer homework
Repeat

>wake up
>normal day
>suddenly everyone is a trap

>>119468249
clannad

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>>119466116

>wake up
>get caught by weird ass sensor
>am criminal now
>spemd rest of life in prison

>>119470479
Psycho Pass.

>wake up
>go to school
>friends eating kebab and udon
>suddenly a robot from nowhere
>a magicbook appears
>my hand is bleeding

>Wake up
>Go to work
>Grilling burgers
>Kitchen hot as hell
>Sempai notices me

>wake up
>drink my strawberry milk
>read shounen jump
>take some lameass jobb
>forget to pay the rent
>my landlord threatens to kick me out
>drink some more strawberry milk

>>119466116
>wake up
>do some swordsman training
>go flirt with some qt dog girls
>get rejected because they all like some asshole named "hero"
>too poor to enter wars
>have to farm everyday for food.
>can't kill myself because I just turn into a fuzzball.

>>119470607
Dog Days

>>119470607
Dog Days

>>119470607
Shieldbro

>wake up after having horrible nightmares/flashbacks
>drink coffee
>scold underlings in a fun playful way because I see them as my kids
>drink more coffee
>have this uneasy feeling that I really don't belong
>think about a girl and an older man
>can't remember their faces but every time I think about them I start to cry
>drink more coffee
>look through today's cases that adoptive mom dropped off
>tell kids to start investigated
>ignore this insatiable desire to eat
>try and drown my feelings of starvation with coffee
>close my eyes in an attempt to sleep

>>119470528
>my anus is bleeding

>greentext
sup /v/2.0

>>119470528
Nichibros