How would you explain your incest/SS fetish to your mom?

You best start these kinds of conversations with
>You do know how your upbringing has fucked me up in several ways?

Its magic ain't gotta explain shit

Call Freud.

don't worry I only like moms who are attractive

My /ss/ fetish doesn't include incest, so there's nothing to talk about.

>>119234004
Freud.

Also blame her for that, then proceed to rape calling her whore and slut.

I hate my mother and think she's disgusting
So it's probably a whole other line of psychology that leads to "we're right, that'll be ten thousand dollars"

What does SS mean?

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>>119234004
Why on earth would I do that ?!

>>119234499
Why it means 'screw steamer' my good man.

>>119234004
She doesn't care that I fap to traps or futas.
So I doubt she'd care.

I only like incest between other people.

I wouldn't need to, because I can't get off to watching women take babydicks and being satisfied. Women need huge, veiny monstrosities to teach them the love of dicks.

>>119234499
Schutzstaffel
reminder that Germany and Japan never officially broke ties

>>119234606
Well-endowed shota is a refined taste.

>to your mom
For what purpose?

>>119234004
I wouldn't even try. My family can't discuss light kinks or even vanilla sex, discussing incest is inconceivable.

>>119234631
>Well-endowed shota
thats gross

>>119234004
With my dick.

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>>119234499
This is one hard thing to explains to your mom.

im into /ss/ more because of the femdom aspect of it.

>>119234004
>mom
Get your shit taste out of here.
Almost as bad as dad/uncle

>>119234625
Reminder that Japan and Russia never settled on a permanent peace.

>Hey Mom, remember how our family's based around the men being subservient to the women?
>I ended up being into weird femdom shit.
>My bad.

>>119234683
I've got a hard thing for your mom.

>>119234499
straight shota. basically little boys and milfs/christmas cakes/onee-chans having sex

>>119234718
It is your fault for not being a proper teenager and rebelling against your parent's teachings.

>>119234004
I wouldn't.
These 2D fetishes don't translate to 3D.

She wouldn't be able to tell it's about incest or SS so it'd just be weird cartoon porn.

>>119234683
You'll never cuddle with a cute nazi grill wearing pink frilly underwear under her black uniform.

>>119234736
Fuck that, I ain't getting hit.

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>>119234004
Just walk away from her like you always do anon.

>>119234735
>onee-chans
>not onee-samas

Do you even femdom?

>>119234784
why do you have to post such a killjoy image anon?

>>119234736
>rebelling
>not being apathetic master race
It's just wasted effort. It's better to just tune out your life until you're on your deathbed and realize that every moment up until then has been wasted.

>119234793
>Implying shotas having tender-loving with onee-chans is not superior.

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>>119234841

I don't have a /ss/ fetish. My mother was emotionally stunted.

>>119234846
tender loving femdom is a thing

>>119234794
It reminds me of my childhood.

it's true

>>119234683
>What is this?
>Mom, it's okay. It's not what you think it is.
>My own son, a Nazi!
>No, you don't get it! I only own a SS uniform because wearing it is the only way I can get hard, I'm not actually a Nazi!

>>119234877
Bah! My entire family is emotionally stunted.

>>119234841
And then you do like alwys and don't give two fucks about that, and die calmly.

>>119235023
This is why cynical repression is the best.

>>119234972
Underrated post.

>>119235074
It's a kind of buddism, if things don't matter to you, they can't make you unhappy.

>>119235149
>NEETs are buddhas in the making

>>119235202
More like

>Buddha was a NEET

>>119234972
>Now pin that star to your shirt and bend over.

>>119234004
My mom is dead.

>>119235226
At least the Jewish zombie was a carpenter and successful entrepreneur running his own non-profit NGO.

Mom, almost all the young girls in anime are high school age. There are almost no female tweens because Japanese nerds have shit taste in stories and everything has to be set in highschool.
So I have to settle for the next age group, which is cougars.
Sorry, Mom.

>>119234058
this

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>>119234793
/ss/ femdom is shit, unless it's proper feminization with pegging.

>>119235719
Now we're talking!

>>119234972
>Just hear me out. A woman with azure eyes, skin as white as snow, hair as blonde as gold. Her body could have been sculpted by the finest Renaissance masters, and with a confident smirk she lets everyone know by the snug black leather clinging to her body, creaking as she moves her Olympian form to tower over any man. The red of her lips matches the insignia of the Reich on her left sleeve. She's a woman who knows what she wants and will take what she can.
>And now picture a famished Auschwitz Jew.

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>>119235790
You forgot your picture

>>119236418
Who would do such a thing to an honorary Aryan cutie?

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Tell her that you might be gay, but you're not sure.

>>119235719
ew, no
shotadom /ss/ > consensual loving /ss/ = femdom /ss/ without feminisation/pegging >> shit >> anything with feminisation/pegging

>Tfw no quadruple amputee /ss/

>>119237915
theres an eromanga where a shota gets /ss/d by a monstergirl that turns him into a harpy boy
I mean he effectively loses the limbs he is use to using so is that close enough?

>>119237985
No torture, no download. I need a healthy dose of suffering to pop a boner.

>>119234004
I'm not that into incest involving mothers, only sisters. That would probably be even harder to explain to my mom, especially given that I have a little sister.

>It's okay, I'm not actually into 3DPD femdom incest /ss/
>So you don't have to worry about me becoming a little boy and you dominating me sexually and with all the life in your heart.

>>119238468
Life=love

Fucking autocorrect.

http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/my_daughter_has_been_hiding_mother_daughter_incest_porn_books

>>119237985
>harpy boy
Into the trash it goes.

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My mom is a genuinely terrible person and completely eaten up by hate for everyone and everything. You can't blame me for wanting a mix of lover and surrogate mother.

Having Oedipus Complex is perfectly normal in this day and age.

Mothers are fucking hot.

>>119238844
Those misshapen proportions makes them look like two titans hugging.

>>119234004
Oedipus complex

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I do love straight-shota but I don't have an incest fetish at all.

Though a few years ago I made a joke about incest in front of my mom. It didn't even occur to me how inaappropriate that was until days later. She just laughed normally but man, I wonder if she suspects I'm into that. We've gotten along just fine and normally since then, so I guess she's giving me the benefit of doubt.

The fuck was I thinking?

>>119239051
well its not like you gave lingerie to your sister for Christmas
like that one anon did

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mooom im not natzi!

>>119238877
No is not you fucking idiot. In fact, there's studies that confirm that humans tend to not sexualize others humans that have been with them since their early years (because biologically, incest give birth to shitty spare). And that's why oedipus complex (a stupid name that is not normal) and everything related with sexualizing your nuclear family is consider as a mental disease.
.

>>119239086
>giving lingerie to your sister
top lel

>>119234004
>>119239051
Someone please explain why Rinko is so popular. I haven't watched the show and I don't have any plans to, but it's hard to just dismiss a character that gets posted this frequently.

>>119234004
I'd explain it like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVUOvHYv3ME

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>>119239289

Pic related.

>>119239289
It's Gundam, that's literally all. MC's mother who does nothing but tag along and ship him with a girl.

>>119239086
>giving lingerie to your sister
That anon needs help. No man in his right mind buys his sister underwear for Christmas.

>>119235283
This get me diamonds.

>>119239289
She's genki, has a nice body, wears shorts, and is her son's wingman.

>>119239234
>a mental disease

I love this 20th century meme.

>>119234004

You, see, mom. I really love making people happy. My SS fetish revolves around the idea of finding someone who has no one to love or be loved by, and then send them a gift in the mail to show them that at least one person cares. This is why I participate in Secret Santa.

This is why I SS.

I have both a little sister and a reasonably good looking mom. It's weird to entertain my huge incest fetish, because I'm not into them at all.

>>119239051
what was the joke exactly, in what context?

>>119235283
Fuck. I'm masturbating to a Reddit post. This has got to be the lowest of the low.

>>119239585
thats pretty sad anon

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>>119239585
I cant keep my boner and navigate that FUCKING website.

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>>119239468
What a mom

>>119236418
>famished jew
>no nose at all

>>119236558
>honorary Aryan cutie
>brown hair/eyes

she is some sort of half-breed obviously

>>119239891
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honorary_Aryan#To_the_Japanese

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something like this

>>119239987

That is kind of sad, but funny because I am sure it isn't actually real.

>>119239987
I doubt this shit it's real, but it's still funny.

>>119239987
What the fuck is anal vore anyway?

>>119240090
Really?

>>119240105
Thats a pretty big error there anon

>>119234572
Why does she know that you fap to traps and futas?

>>119240113
so is it like unbirth but through the ass?

>>119234004
My mom already brought up that I have a mommy complex at thanksgiving, so she would not be that surprised. She even told me to look out for women like her to get with.

>>119240123
Not really, if you look they are like 1/2 and inch a part.

>>119240105
>instead of /b/.
>/b/

>>119240175
that's exactly what it is

>>119235719
sauce?

>>119240178
Why didn't she offer herself?

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>>119240225

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>>119240379

>>119240473
Alright we call it a draw

>>119240473
>using the front page
What is this, 2004?

>>119240567
I miss frames sometimes

>>119238844
Source? Google can't find shit.

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I WANT TO GO BACK HOME
I WANT TO RETURN TO MY FIRST HOME
I MISS THE WOMB

PLEASE LET ME LICK AND SMELL MY FIRST HOME AGAIN
PLEASE, MOMMY

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>>119234972

>>119240703
Don't use Google for porn.

>>119234004

Long story short: My Mom has made several lewd "compliments" about my penis size, and one time in the car said I could drive it with my third leg very liberally. I fap to anything (even ss) but the actual idea of doing my mother? I don't think so.

>>119240325
She is not into incest, I am not attracted to black women, and my dad and her boyfriend were there.

>>119240813
Exhen can't find it either, thanks for pointing the obvious.

>>119240325
She said she is way out of my league, but I'll probably find someone with low standards

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I would never, ever actually do it (for several reasons, like she's 3D, not all that attractive, etc)
but the idea has become slightly but steadily less gross over the last couple of ideas, and that worries me deeply.

If I actually had an attractive mom, I might have already gone for it.

Why doesn't panda have more mother-son incest with hairy mothers that are slightly chubby?

>>119240643
http://www.4chan.org/frames
They still work; it's just not the default anymore.

>>119240901
I can't use things that aren't default.