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anons, would you recommend me some heart-warming and happy end type of anime for christmas time? I just want to feel good again.
>inb4 boku no pico
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Have you embraced the Bohemian lifestyle yet /a/ ????

Think about it. What are you doing with your life? Not much I would presume. Beyond deluding yourself into thinking you're an intelligent,thoughtful human being on the cutting edge of political humour (oyvey goyum amirite???haha!!??) by watching japanimation where you watch a otaku-bait abominations acting "cute" for 15 hours, what are you actually doing in life?

Are you someone who wishes to constantly be on the move with the road and its experiences as your tutor for invaluable lectures and lessons on life?

Are you a cowboy philosopher of the Texas Shogunate persuasion, always wanting to explore the rookeries,lanes and alleyways of the human soul??

Most importantly, are you one concerned with constant and relentless self improvement? Well, fellow /a/utist, the "Bohemian Lifestyle" may be right for you. Devised by your favourite /a/ e-celebs Yummy Yo'Han, Friendly FayeFaye de Salle, Kind Kazzklough, Mindful Mei-Yaca and last but not least Turce "stevie wonder" Sleiyur, The Bohemian Boys Club (BBC) are ready to educate you on the immense perks of joining the Bohemian lifestyle.

Do not dilly dally today, because as you grow older, more bitter, more jaded and eventually impotent, you'll have to "mind the gap" as they say because your willy will grow limp just like your life and your accomplishments.

THE BOHEMIAN BOYS CLUB: LOOKING FOR A FRESH NEW WAVE OF NU-ROMANTICISTS, INDIGO CHILDREN, IDEAS MEN, CYBERCITIZENS, COSMOKIDZ AND ALL WHO WANT TO EXPAND THEIR LifeHorizons™ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!
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anyone else up for some wiggly waggling pure psy/mayaka style? i say we waggle it HARD tonight willy boys

how 2 clean beano comic book of willy juice stains? i was waggling my willy in my treehouse with me good mates willy gordon and cousin nicky all over the page of the beano with beas fat baby ass...mmhhmmm!! i would waggle my willy to that bum all day...when my willy erupted and ruined me good comic for good!!!! i dont want my mummy 2 see it..help?

ME AND MY MATES WAGGLE OURWILLIESTO PORNO!!! IT'S CALLED PORN!!!!! I SEARCHED THE WORD PORNO IN GOOGLE WHILE MY MUMMY WASN'T LOOKING;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT!

CUMMING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhMYYYYYWILLlyyyy!!!!!!!!!!;)
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I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just yesterday.

I've been chatting with this girl over msn for a while now, and we met a couple weeks ago. (she's ok-looking, sort of like Beth Ditto but not as fat and not as hot) Yesterday we had a date, and after seeing a movie went back to her place, we made out and before long I had my tongue buried in her vag and a finger in her ass.

This is where it all goes wrong.

I pulled my finger out and started licking her anus while gently pinching her clit, I then leaned back a bit while trying to find a comfier position, and was just going to slide a finger back into her ass when I notice something odd.

There's something on my finger. Moving.

At this point I have no fucking idea what's going on, with a closer look I see there's about 6 or 7 small white stringy things (each about 0.5" long) on my finger and more around her ass.

They're all writhing and wriggling.

Horror.

I'm now holding my finger between us, pointing at it with my other hand, I can't speak; she's panting, out-of-breath, and looking at me as if to say "Why did you stop?". When she realises what's wrong she says "Oh..., they're just threadworms, most people have them, they're harmless."

I ran.

4 hours later, I got back home, I washed my hands with bleach and dettol, gargled a whole bottle of mouthwash, swallowed maybe 1/2 a tube of toothpaste.

After showering about 5 times I still feel dirty.
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Gomenasai, a personal appeal from Jimmy-sama.

I'm a 46 year old American Wikimaniac (Wiki fan for you non-donators). I manage and write for Wikipedia on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my Wiki and asking for donations.

I train with my Wiki every day, this superior encyclopedia has more facts than any physical encyclopedia because it is edited over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other encyclopedia on earth. I earned my wiki license eleven years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I don't speak Japanese fluently, neither Kanji nor the Osaka dialect, nor do I write fluently as well. However I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, because I have an article on it.

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious donations seminar to earn more from their magnificent culture. I hope I can become retired on donations from Japanese fans or even the Chinese!

I own several kimonos, which I will wear while in Japan. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and ask for donations as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
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OK, you know what? Fuck you. Fuck all of you immature, insensitive, ignorant assholes. The failed copypasta trolling on here is ridiculous and needs to stop. I imagine all of you immature /b/ kids, sitting in front of your computers giggling like little school girls as you hit ctrl-c-ctrl-v after ctrl-c-ctrl-v and expend little to no effort in your trolling. I bet that most of you aren't even trolls in real life and are only saying this stuff on here to be funny, shocking, and because you can't come up with anything original. And that just sucks. This is not a joke. IT IS WRONG. Don't sit and there and pretend like you don't care, that you don't have any morals, because you do. We all do. And you should feel ashamed of yourselves, but you don't because you are too immature to realize the damage you cause with your "humorous" old copypasta pictures and words.

None of you, NONE of you, can possibly know what it is like to post OC. You couldn't possibly understand just how hurtful and humiliating it is for someone to put thought and effort into a post, the way they feel when they are treated with discrimination and prejudice. So why would you laugh and turn this into a joke? OC posters have had to deal with this bullshit for years and they have come so incredibly far. So now when some immature, pasty, fat dick head sitting in front of their computer just blatantly spews failed memes and stale pasta as a means of humor, it is incredibly damaging. You are all children, who don't understand what you are doing and just how important it is that we refrain from using these words and ideas. You think "Oh it's alright there's no OC posters here and I'm just doing it for shock value". No, it still leads to hate and discrimination in more ways than you could even begin to understand. It's time to grow up and start understanding the magnitude and consequences of your actions. You are all pathetic children. Grow up, damn you.
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wow dude you just memed harder than anyone i've ever seen on this website. How many memes did you acquire before graduating from Memeing University? Do you meme over 9000 times a day, because the fact that you are such an expert memer points in that direction. God damn I have never seen a meme as epic and dank as this in my entire life, and i am quite the meme master myself, creating over 500 popular memes on the mememunity s4s and danking and memeing for the last five years (though you obviously experience time in meme years at this point, which makes me meme my meme to you sir, i mean meme) I really wish i could meme as hard as you because than my meme would meme and then memes would be dank as a meme! rite, amirite? lol and lel and kek but really sir, thank you for being dank as fuck and posting such sweet meme as this, it made me meme until my meme went memeside out and meme'd me harder than a meme memeing meme you fuggin meme :D
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>just in time for
>boku no pico
I see
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NEWFAGS

1. Download a hardsubbed xvid re-encode of the show you want from TT. Make sure it's a horriblesubs funimation rip.
2. Encode as 1920x1080 x264, open in aegisub and add in some fabulous karaoke for all the OP/ED songs.
3. Encode to 704x480 xvid.
4. Encode to 1280x720 rmvb.
5. Encode back to 704x480 xvid. At this point you can now decode it with 3 different codecs for thrice the playback power!
6. Open in VLC.
7. Take screenshots of each individual frame.
8. Record the audio with your phone.
9. Encode the audio from phone to 7.1 flac to reduce rotational velocidensity.
10. Encode it again to q-1.0 vorbis.
11. Encode again to 192k aac.
12. Make a slideshow of the screenshots in windows movie maker.
13. Add in your audio.
14. Add in some linkin park to play alongside the audio. It's like an AMV for extra viewing pleasure!
15. Use windows movie maker to encode to youtube size.
16. Upload to youtube. Don't forget the annotations, emoticons, and TL notes.
17. Download the .flv from youtube.
18. Open in vlc.
19. Nagisa dies at the end of clannad.
20. ????
21. PROFIT!
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Howdy /a/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!
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did I just brake some /a/ rule no 1?
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The wind blows. It is 7 in the morning, Ken-sama woke up to the cold morning. He got up, and went to the bathroom to wash his face. Ken-sama live in a traditional Japanese house, he only rent a room though. The old couple is nice enough to let him stay in their house.

Ken-sama grepped his kimono and wear it like a proper nihonjin, he walk to a window and smell the fresh nihonjin morning. "Ah, konbanwa anatas. What beautiful morning desu." Ken-sama zoned out looking at the beach from his room. Ken-sama went downstairs to greet the old couple. "Ah, ohayou ojisan and obasan". The old couple replied him with a warm smile and proceed with their breakfast while inviting Ken-sama.

Although Ken-sama can not understand them, he easily could read what the old couple is trying to say, he is born with this talent. "Arigato." Ken-sama said, he then went upstairs to take a few things. He took a bokken and a katana, the katana is hidden in his kimono and the bokken is on his obi, this is to avoid being arrested by authorities as he was warned last time. Ken-sama will be going on his usual morning walk to sightseeing the glorious nihonjin country. "Itadakimasu obasan and ojisan", they gave him a mixed smile and a slightly confused expression.
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anyway samefags all the way
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HEY KISAMAS,

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT’S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.

SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN “ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN”? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A’S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)
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I come here to be among the filth like me. The misogynists, the pedophiles, the transsexuals, the irreligious, the gays, the bi's, the racists, the otakus (and by that, I refer to the dakimakura-owning, waifu-loving dirt of society with posters of 2D anime girls all over the walls. The guy who spends all his money on a better computer and multiple anime figures to litter his walls and shelves).

I do not come here to listen to how and your girlfriend had a tiff and you want help getting back together.
I do not come here to listen to your preaching about how easy it is to lead a normal life.
I do not come here to AIM or MSN or otherwise 'chat' with you.
I do not come here to listen to your disgusting drivel about how you spend time everyday watching anime with your girlfriend and need a recommendation for another.

If I wanted any of that shit, I'd go to gaiaonline, or myspace, or facebook.

No, I come here to look at pathetic losers post their fantasies about dating their 2D lover.
I come here to see pedophiles exchange erotica involving underaged minors.
I come here to watch stormfront refugees fabricate various 'evidence' about how other races are inferior to whites.
I come here to view the tips and stories given by crackheads addicted to oxy.
I come here to revel in the dirt of humanity so that I can feel at home.

I've already done as best as I possibly can to filter shit out. I've got the 4chan filter, I can hide individual posts, I can hide threads, and various other annoyances taken care of, but it doesn't help nowadays.
If I wanted normal, I'd go somewhere else.
But you do not understand this desire, and so will respond with "LUL4CHANIZSECRETBASE" or some other nonsense rather than actually argue for your staying here.

Fucking normalfags.
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why is this happening
why in this thread particulary?
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My name's Matt and I'm a reformed anime downloader. There was a time, not too long ago, when I rushed home from school to check the progress of my torrents with all the thrill of opening gifts on Christmas morning. I compiled series after series, put them on CD and even made my own labels for them with photoshop. But it was a speech made at AnimeFest in Texas by Greg Ayres that got me to stop. I didn't understand just what effect I had been having on the Region 1 industry by joining the ranks of other downloaders out there. The industry was ailing and like a distracted medieval physician asked for a second opinion I was just prescribing more blood-letting. Since then I've reformed and have been buying more and more of the series I had downloaded on legit DVDs. I want to help the anime industry continue here in the US. Anime is an immersive, vibrant, fascinating art form from a culture that, as an outsider, I will never fully understand. But understand the Japanese or not, I love the art form they've created and I want it to continue and I understand that the best way to do that is the buy the DVDs, watch the shows on television, watch the shows via sanctioned websites, etc. I hope this reaffirms that there is a group (perhaps an all too quiet group) who do want to support the shows we enjoy.
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>It was years ago, I was just walking along, minding my business while on my way home from work
>Suddenly, a dark, nondescript van with "free beer" scrawled on the side slowly creeps up from behind me
>The window rolls down and staring at me is a young blue-haired girl with pigtails, maybe about 9 years old, eyeing me up suspiciously
>She calls out in a slightly hushed voice
>"Hey... Hey buddy. You want some classic rock cd's? I've got a ton in the back."
>I was told never to speak to little girls I didn't know, but the offer was so enticing I foolishly replied
>"R-really? D-do you have The Beatles? O-or maybe Bob Seger?"
>She chuckled darkly, "Oh yeah, I've got everything. The Who, Floyd, Tom Petty, you name it. But you'll have to hop in the back here if you want me to give them to you."
>I knew I should have ran, but part of me was too scared of what she might do if I said no, as I walked to the back I could swear I saw her licking her lips out of the corner of my eye
>As I reached for the handle the doors suddenly flung open and about five lolis reached out and grabbed me
>I screamed as loud as I could, but one of them gagged me with her panties and they pulled me in with their mighty loli strength
>They pinned me down, as I struggled I heard one of them say "Sit on the bitch's face, Sanae. Shut him the fuck up".
>Suddenly my vision was then completely obscured and my screams muffled by pink softness, with what looked like a cartoon bear's face on the back
>As tears rolled down my cheeks they laughed at my pointless struggle. It was at that point I realized there really was no rock.
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Gomenasai, my name is Anon-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old /a/nonymous Otaku (/jp/ wannabe for you crossboarders). I browse /jp/ on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my posts and playing superior /jp/sie games. (Touhou, Touhou, Touhou series)

I train with my Reimu every day, this superior miko can shoot clean through lunatic because she is drawn over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other 2hu on earth. I earned my 2hu license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Shitposting fluently, both Facetious and the Ironic dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about /jp/ history and their shitposting code, which I follow 100%

When I get my /jp/ visa, I am moving to /jp/ to attend a prestigious Flanfly thread to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an imagedumper for Reimu or an VN designer!

I own several onaholes, which I wear around town. I want to get used to using them before I move to /jp/, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my mods and admins and ironically shitpost as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in /jp/!
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Hakuna Matata, my name is Jumbo Gumbo
I'm a 27 year old American afriboo(african fan for you white devils). I draw with berries and maggots on my stone tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior African games. (Starving to death, Aids, Ball in a cup)

I train with my bostaff every day, this superior weapon can't cut clean through anything because it's a stick, and is vastly inferior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my bostaff license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak mouth clicking fluently, both Hibbity and Bibbity dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about African history and their tribal codes, which I follow 100%

When I get my African visa, I am moving to the Congo to not attend a prestigious college because there isn't one. I hope I can make it to age 50!

I don't own any clothes, so I don't wear anything around town. I want to get used to walking around butt naked before I move to Africa, so I can fit in easier. I make clicking noises and rape my elders and seniors as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
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The wind blows. It is 7 in the morning, Ken-sama woke up to the cold morning. He got up, and went to the bathroom to wash his face. Ken-sama live in a traditional Japanese house, he only rent a room though. The old couple is nice enough to let him stay in their house.

Ken-sama grepped his kimono and wear it like a proper nihonjin, he walk to a window and smell the fresh nihonjin morning. "Ah, konbanwa anatas. What beautiful morning desu." Ken-sama zoned out looking at the beach from his room. Ken-sama went downstairs to greet the old couple. "Ah, ohayou ojisan and obasan". The old couple replied him with a warm smile and proceed with their breakfast while inviting Ken-sama.

Although Ken-sama can not understand them, he easily could read what the old couple is trying to say, he is born with this talent. "Arigato." Ken-sama said, he then went upstairs to take a few things. He took a bokken and a katana, the katana is hidden in his kimono and the bokken is on his obi, this is to avoid being arrested by authorities as he was warned last time. Ken-sama will be going on his usual morning walk to sightseeing the glorious nihonjin country. "Itadakimasu obasan and ojisan", they gave him a mixed smile and a slightly confused expression.
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HeheheHAHAHAHAHAH, fucking KEKERINO i'm literally laughing out loud rihgt now! XD this is reallyh nice thread, hehe I LOvE memes and funny pics! I'm really randumb too X-) I liek rainbows and ponies(Bro-hoof!) and I also love videogames Zelda is my favorite game and I love the way Zelda uses a sword and beats up ganon, she's totes my roll model!

OMFG! You guys should check my FB timeline, I make alot of good posts relating to /V/ we can meet up and do lewd stuff like HOLD HANDS (Epik meme teehee) We can even have intercourse romantically for babies in the mission position!!! XD ROFLMAO
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To be very honest, this was probably the best boner I've had. Ever.

Don't get me started on hentai; that's a cheap fap. Real porn? Last ditch effort at best. Ecchi series? Good for a workout of your fap hand, nothing more. Arararagimonogatari toothbrushing? That shit was automated piston action. I went fucking automobile in my trousers, like some theoretical third hand going as fast as my mind could process. Shit, you couldn't get the world's smartest super computer to calculate the speed of the phantom fap going on. It's just a simple tooth brush in someone else's mouth, yet that shit was more enticing than a million stoking hot bitches lezzing it out in a god damned WWE fucking CAGED MATCH with god damned chainsaws just to get the chance to sniff your dick. That fucking scene was more delicious than the thought of sticking your dick in warm chocolate in Willy Wonka's factory while chowing down on everlasting gobstoppers. This shit was Number 1 recommended by dentists, god damn.

We need more *-brush scenes, god damn.

Yes, that was an exaggeration. Though I'd be lying if I said I didn't get a boner thicker than a thousand-year old tree trunk.
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Try to be happy anonymous.
That's all I've ever wanted, for you to enjoy the little things in life, the sort of things that you can stop for a moment and realize that this is what happiness is about.
It's not following what other people expect out of you and everyone else. Don't be afraid to change or deviate from normality, if that's what makes you enjoy life.

Change the things that you don't like about yourself, and work hard towards your goals. If you're not satisfied with who you are, then make realistic milestones towards the person you want to become. Don't do it to appeal to other people, but to be proud of who you are.

Remember that there are people just like you in the other side of the monitor, real humans that feel just like you, and will react to things they don't like as you would. Realize that opinions and tastes vary and that maybe it's not worth raging over something meaningless.

But on top of all, just try to have a nice day anonymous, today and every day. Do your best to make it so. I will. And I know you can, too.

That's it.
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