Holy shit it looks like I need to do some too. When I saw the picture I assumed anyone should be able to do that, but it was an entirely different story when I actually tried to do it myself.
It looks a lot easier than it is.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I. Just. Can't.
Both butt and knees on the ground, i can't extend my legs.
and no, I'm not fat at all
>try to do this, shouldn't be difficult at all
>do the pose, no problem
>notice the butt has to be on the floor too, I was doing it wrong
>OH GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH, MY LEGS
Why did you this to me, OP?
B-but thats lewd!
I don't even own any skirts so sorry.
There's trap threads almost every second day though
Nope, but you can have this. Some elevens took most of the pics from the first thread we had back in 2012.
im 21 I swear. i'm just really petite
I want to suck your dick, anon. Please assist.
I bet you can't even reach on top of the fridge, shrimp
i-im not THAT small
Stay classy, /a/.
>average dick is 15 cm
Yeah, like the average male is 190 cm tall.
In my case my joints aren't held together like they should be, so they get kind of "pulled apart" if I overdo it and they get inflamed. I don't think normal people need to worry. Always good to sit with a straight back though.
I have a solution! Go to your blog and never return. It's fool proof.
You look like you enjoy getting fucked while dressed in women's clothing.
>tfw want to shave myself to have silky smooth legs and shit
>don't dare because of
I just wanted to prove I could do it.
I never meant to cause this
Is it too much to ask for a bf that has a penis I can hold with 2 hands? My hands are about 3.2" clenched...
My penis is pretty small so I want to play with one that I can hold with two hands...
>mfw my dad shaves his ENTIRE FUCKING BODY
>friends come over
>"dude why does your dad shave his legs?"
>"H-he used to play hockey or some shit"
God damn it dad, you're fucking 53 stop shaving your whole fucking body.
Jesus christ you guys are a bunch of ridiculously skinny fucks..
Are you guys just not eating, or what?
I told my dad once that I thought my leg hair was just uncomfortable and in the way. He agreed with me but said it wasn't worth the effort to shave it and keep it shaved.
I eat a solid three meals a day. I don't work out nearly as much as I should, but I have a very high natural metabolism.
Can you prove that those posts weren't made by a girl?
Your dad's right, mens hair grows faster and thicker, shaving your legs can easily take 30-60 minutes if you wanna do it right. Since you'll have to do it once a week or so it really eats up your time if you want to keep up with it.
i'm usually either too busy on the computer to remember to eat for entire days or too depressed to have an appetite
>This is the land of the skeleton
I call bullshit
ya i realized the moment i posted it. But what am i supposed to call them?
I don't trust /fit/ with my statistics
>/b/ only 39% virgins
yeah thats believable
>tfw no /a/non's dick to touch and kiss until he blows his load on my thighs
Why is life so gay
Some people's achilles tendon cant stretch that far hence you have these guys
Its really surprising how few people can remain with their feet completely flat to the floor while squatting like that.
>implying I wouldn't
>implying I'm not okay with cum going anywhere on or in my body
I'm just saying, judging from this thread, thighs seem to be a particularly loved spot for guys.
I'm not gay.
>tfw in the majority of almost every stats
i don't fit in weight,introvert/extrovert and country.
Pic is bassically /a/'s mentality in a nutshell.
He often walks around the house naked after showers and shit too, sometimes when I have friends over.
He just says "What? Haven't you ever been in a locker room before?"
fuck you dad, I don't need to see that shit let alone my friends.
This looks interesting, I don't get fat as well. The reason my doctors suggest is that my allergy level is so high that my body refuses anything more than the necessary.
The oversized shit I poop kinda prooves that.
>tfw you will never hold hands with any of the girly anons in this thread ;_;
and don't forget to have a dildo in your ass and grind it back and forth against the ground
sometimes with the right mindset and doing it hard and long enough I get this warm ecstatic feeling and my body gets all twitchy.
True, it's tough being short and straight, though I do know a guy a couple inches taller than me that's had several girlfriends.
It's funny, I'm in the military now, but before I joined I was 110 and practically only ate fast food every day and managed to stay the same weight, but after going through basic training and eating three solid meals a day and working out, I gained like 30 pounds (most of which was and still is fat). Now I can't get rid of it. ;_;
Meanwhile I'm 6 feet ad some change and will never get to be a manlet with a qtpi girlfriend
Don't worry Anon, there is a shit ton of symptoms and signs, so if you weren't diagnosed as a kid you had either really bad doctors or you are perfectly normal. Anyway, see if you score 18 points on this thing if you are paranoid.
Enjoy never being taken serious manlets, if you ever try hard at something its because Napoleon syndrome
If you were dying it'd probably be more obvious. An old friend of mine was hiding a degenerative illness from us until we realized how much weight he'd lost in a short timespan. Turns out he'd lost more than 80 lb's in the course of 4 months, he died on the 5th.
Nope, just a little outdated and incomplete.
Anyway, the serious problem is the aortic root dilatation. So if you have doubts, you should get an echocardiogram.
yes. it would be cuter if I was a 90 pound japanese animu girl though
Can you sit seiza-style?
I tried the map before but people kept bugging me for pictures and didn't want to talk for more than a month before stopping. I just don't like the idea of hookups or casual sex. I guess it's weird since I'm a bottom and I really want to suck a dick and get my boypussy pounded but I only want to do it with someone I really like.
This is why I so strongly dislike /soc/ and all that hookup bullshit you guys shoehorn into ghost. It just turns into a cesspit gathering place for thirsty social retards with no concept of conversation or interpersonal relationships that are desperate for easy sex with others just as desperate and socially retarded they are.
I don't know why you're all so fixated on fucking an "/a/non" specifically when you can't hold a conversation half as well as you hold a dick. You'd get the same shit out of /soc/ without all the extra effort of dodging the mods here and having your secret club circlejerks on the archive.
I'm not on the map, but there's a guy who lives really close to me in one of the areas I like to go on walks in, and I've had to resist the urge to buy a meido costume and randomly show up on his doorstep one day. I-it's not like he's find me cute or anything
Depends a lot from person to person
I met soke nice people that I still chat with on Skype and steam, usually about /a/ related stuff and video games, and from time to time some lewd topics, but no erp, since i never liked it
I don't mind lewd threads when they post the map or discuss crossdressing topics, but erp really kills it for me, and it's a shame since most lewd threads both here and ghost are mostly about that nowadays
I didn't make a flag for myself.
I guess all the nice anons wouldn't post their contact info and if you post yours you'll only be contacted by those anons that just want to have sex and they'll see you as 'one of them'.
I haven't done anything lewd in real life before and I'm still saving myself for that special someone.
I know it's dumb but II still really want an /a/non boyfriend, I'm sorry.
Don't, the map WAS NOT created as a way to get quick one night stands
The map was lade so anons could be friends with other local anons, or even anons from the other side of the world without posting contact info in threads
It's like a list of all anons who are willing to talk with other anons about diverse things outside of /a/, you should not use it to find people to fuck, you should use it to befriend other anons
If you meet up or not is up to you though, but only a idiot would meet up with some one he only chatted for a few minutes online, and only a retard would do the same buy have sex with the person in the end
I made mine friendly and even dropped hints. You'll rarely get responses if at all anyway. If they only want to sex right away just don't respond. I never received a message like that. It is hard to even make friends.
>checked the map out of curiosity
>the only person living nearby is an ugly tranny that used to be in the same class as me
Alright, enough of this gay bullshit. Where are the fem/a/nons at.
Yeah, like how fapping to 3DPD photos is the same as wanting to fuck monkeys.
You know there are stupid idiots who only fap to the idea, like the post in the pic if he was serious which I highly doubt, there are people who fap to the alien-body type with big eyes, no nose and overproportional head and finally the most reasonable who fap to a 2D character, so idea and looks.
Not sure, we didn't talk or anything and it's been a while since I dropped out. All I remember about him is that he was ugly, loud, and obnoxious. Oh, and I saw him browsing /mlp/ once, so I wasn't that surprised to find him on Zeemaps.
His real name is George. Or at least it used to be, I'm not sure if he's changed it since.
How do you know him? I've been stalking around for the past hour and it turns out that he used to post on /jp/ as Fukune/dont bully meormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ. There's also a pastebin of what I assume was a skype conversation where he went by the name "Amy".
This. My upper legs are only somewhat built and I can't even come close.
Unfortunately, I had no desire to do this before reading this thread. Typical /a/, making me want to try gay shit.
>people were actually attracted to and saved the picture I took just to prove I could sit like that
It really is out there forever once you post in the internet
N-no ones ever called me cute before
150 lbs, 6'3"
i have to force myself to eat just 2 meals a day
it's because i don't exercise so i don't have an appetite most of the time
as long as i sleep, i can eat for 24 hours without feeling a tinge of hunger