Can you sit like this /a/?

What kind of stupid question is that.
How morbidly obese would you have to be to not be able to sit like that

My sister and I are both skinny but only I can do it while she can't

>>117709861
you obviously skip leg day

>>117709940
You need to do some stretching exercises stat.

>>117710019
Why? Cause I can sit like that? I'm also double jointed.

>>117709663
I just tried it. I can but it's not comfortable.

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>>117709940
>>117710019
Holy shit it looks like I need to do some too. When I saw the picture I assumed anyone should be able to do that, but it was an entirely different story when I actually tried to do it myself.

It looks a lot easier than it is.

>>117710119
/thread

>>117710086
Sorry I meant your sister, but as you can see from >>117710140 I'm thinking about taking back what I said.

>>117710119
You are now realize that right now many neckbeards are trying to sit like that

OH GOD I DISLOCATED MY HIP PLEASE SEND HELP

>>117709663
I used to constantly sit like that until everyone pointed out it was strange.

>>117709663
Why is she sitting like that?

>>117712148
maybe her cunt hurts

>>117709663
how is that any difficult, i find this one of the most comfortable ways to sit.

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>>117710119
Pics or it didn't happen.
I. Just. Can't.
Both butt and knees on the ground, i can't extend my legs.
and no, I'm not fat at all

>>117713666
sitting like that feels like my knees are about to snap, especially if I turn my feet outwards

>>117714167
how its a natural positon for the legs.

>>117716456
So is squatting, but how many people do you see doing them right?

>>117717851
Now take the picture slightly leaning forward instead of back, with a hand between your legs.
I find it harder to maintain leaning forward personally.

I can yes.

The most comfy sitting position in my opinion

>>117709663
Its impossible. I tried.

>>117709663
>try to do this, shouldn't be difficult at all
>do the pose, no problem
>notice the butt has to be on the floor too, I was doing it wrong
>OH GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH, MY LEGS
Why did you this to me, OP?

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>>117712281
From what?

>>117718133
You can't be a qt boygirl without suffering.

This has got to be the faggiest thread we've had in a while.

>>117718396
nothing faggy about guys sitting like cute anime girls

>>117718396
Let's enjoy every minute of it.

>>117718336
Now while wearing a skirt and long socks, slut

>>117718441
The plot thickens

>>117718441
I wish I had the balls to buy a skirt and knee-socks so I could please your desire. ;_;

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>>117718441
B-but thats lewd!
I don't even own any skirts so sorry.

>>117718365
wow thats some horrible flexibility you have there, youll never be a qt boygirl

I can, but it's not very comfortable. That's probably because I'm rather out of shape and haven't done real flexibility/stretching exercises in a long time though.

>>117709663
my religion prohibit it. iirc it also say that's the way devils sit.
now please provide naughty ayase

>>117718684
What kind of fucked up religion prohibits a way of sitting?

>>117718714
the religion of heterosexuality

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>>117718396
There's trap threads almost every second day though

Yes, and I remember we had this thread a while ago, too. I posted pictures of myself doing it in thigh-high socks.

I can with no problem.

The floor does kind of hurt on my feet, though, because I'm not a faggot who wears shoes indoors.

I'll consider fapping in this position tomorrow.

>>117718580
l-like I wanted that b-baka!

>>117710513
I did too, when I was still young. Not sure if I'd be able to pull it off nowadays.

>>117718830
Might want to stretch some more, but you at least dressed for the occasion so I'll forgive you.

>>117718768
Post again

>>117718714
just can it man. it's what the god say, there is no point to argue

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>>117718768
pic or lie

>>117718365
Why are your legs so deathly pale? Are you okay?

>>117718830
you didn't "go" at all though

>>117718830
Why are traps always so grossly tacky?

>>117718946
My butt's on the ground, I just can't extend my legs

>>117718892
>>117718906
Nope, but you can have this. Some elevens took most of the pics from the first thread we had back in 2012.

http://www.kjclub.com/jp/exchange/theme/read.php?tname=exc_board_65&uid=317711&fid=317711&thread=1000000&idx=1&page=1&number=203944

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>>117718187

I don't understand, I can 3pl8 ATG but I can't do this.

I will never be a kawaii girl.

I can barely do it, but it's extremely uncomfortable.

>>117718985
your legs are still fucking pressed together, which is completely missing the thing that makes sitting like that difficult to begin with

umm, I can do it but I don't have any girly stockings and I haven't shaved my legs recently ;-;

>>117709663
I got a foot cramp, thanks /a/.

>>117719071
>I just can't extend my legs
are you ok anon

>>117718336
You look like you're 14 or something. Is that just the camera or are you just really small?

What's the best way to stretch to make sitting like this more comfortable? Not too knowledgeable on the subject.

>>117718971
they think wearing excessively "girly" cloths will offset their pale, unshapely man-body

>>117709663
of course, you must be pretty fat if you cant

>>117719041
>ATG
Three plate amino acid methionine?

>>117719095
being able to put your butt on the ground isn't an accomplishment

>>117718830
Oh god those legs, its like throwing high socks on a fucking mummy.

>>117719136
Ass to grass/ground.

>>117719107
I've found just spending a few minutes a day can really help with flexibility. Not that flexibility really helps me out, I just end up sitting in my chair weirder.

>>117718921
We don't get much sun this time of the year in Finland.

>>117719227
Your arms are almost a completely different colour though

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>>117719100
im 21 I swear. i'm just really petite

>>117719227
I want you to pound my boypussy ;~;

>>117719271
They are 2 people.

>>117719277
Cute. I would cuddle with andwatch anime

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>>117718365
>>117719227
I want to suck your dick, anon. Please assist.

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>>117719277
I bet you can't even reach on top of the fridge, shrimp

>in school library
>people everywhere
s-should I try it

Gayest thread on /a/ at the moment

>>117719335
Holy shit that post is adorable.

>>117719349
Nah, just wait until you're in your bedroom. You'll be able to put more effort into it if you're not worried about people staring.

>>117709663
I always sit with my legs the opposite way of this so no fucking way

>>117719367
umm, it happens to me too... I'm 5'3".

>>117719271
probably just shitty camera/lighting. My legs and arms are more reddish and healthy looking in real life than in that picture.

>>117719291
>>117719331
are you qt?

>>117719397
I'm sorry, Anon. Atleast you can compensate with a big ____dick____

>>117719349
This thread may not be here when you get home so hurry up

>>117709663
I'm somewhat double-jointed, so these days I tend to avoid strange positions. My joints easily become inflamed and cause down-time from the gym.

>>117719460
It's barely 4"...

>>117719454
I guess, I don't really have any girly clothes other than stockings though... I don't plan to take hormones...

>>117709663
Not for long. My legs would start to hurt.

>>117719460
What's a big dick for you?

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>>117719454
Yes. Guaranteed.

>>117719516
Extremely painful

>>117719503
It's ok. All that means is that you need to find a strong, dominant anon to teach you your place in the world.

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>>117719330
if only

>>117719335
i-im not THAT small

>>117719550
I just want to cuddle while watching anime... first

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Stay classy, /a/.

>>117719479
Are you trying to scare me?
Can that really happen?
I sit in weirdo positions almost all day, I don't want inflamed joints.

>>117709663
holy shit my knees
why would you make me do that

>>117719590
Between big and really big. Great I guess.

>>117718365
where u liv anon
can i suck ur dong?

>>117719466
>won't be home for 5 hours
N-next time guys

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>>117709663
Yes.

Can you squat like this ?

gay!

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>>117719590
>average dick is 15 cm
Yeah, like the average male is 190 cm tall.
Good memes.

>>117719331
Sauce on this image? Reverse searches find nothing.

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>>117719653
>mfw being slav master squat

>>117719550
>>117719580
umm, will you be my strong, dominant anon? please

>>117719672
>having smaller benor than 15cents

>>117719653
Unless I'm missing something, that's easy mode and if you can't do that you have legitimate problems.

>>117719672
You have a small dick. Bummer.

>>117719588
In my case my joints aren't held together like they should be, so they get kind of "pulled apart" if I overdo it and they get inflamed. I don't think normal people need to worry. Always good to sit with a straight back though.

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>>117719653
That's much easier to do

>>117719739
You have to keep that position for hours tho. Otherwise it doesn't count.

>>117719720
I'm really not the kind of person suited to that. I'm sorry.

>>117719739
With your heels flat on the ground ? if so, i can't do that.

>>117719760
you're not sitting "like that" at all fag. everybody can kneel. the hard part is having your legs splayed outwards while still keeping them flat against the ground

>>117719760
I want to rub your legs and your bulge as we watch anime together

>>117719760
Jesus, you guys need to fucking eat some food. Everyone on /a/ is a fucking alien.

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>>117719760
>ITT: Skinny people

>>117719739
I think its because their ass is so far back, makes it a bit more difficult.

>>117719760
That's not really the same thing.
Your legs aren't bent outwards.

On another note, I would fuck your legs.

>>117719760
your thighs look really smooth anon

>tfw promised online bf not to post my pictures online anymore
>tfw if I do he'll recognize them
I want attention too, it's not fair.

>>117719861
Where do you think you are? This is the land of the skeleton.

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>>117719687
It's a secret. Unless you let me s that d.

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>>117719903
I have a solution! Go to your blog and never return. It's fool proof.

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>>117719931
You look like you enjoy getting fucked while dressed in women's clothing.

>>117719931
>posting rl pictures.

fuck off.

>>117719931
I almost want to shave my legs now.

>>117719931
I kind of want to try shaving, but I don't want to deal with people I know questioning me about it.

I've been told that the feeling of thighighs on shaved legs is absolutely heavenly.

>some thread about body positions
>turns gay really fast

Everytime, /a/.

>>117719974
You're a bit late

>>117719931
>that hand
Jesus Christ.

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>tfw want to shave myself to have silky smooth legs and shit
>don't dare because of sauna

>>117719987
>>117720055
Just say you do cycling for a hobby or something.

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>>117720027
I just wanted to prove I could do it.
I never meant to cause this

Is it too much to ask for a bf that has a penis I can hold with 2 hands? My hands are about 3.2" clenched...
My penis is pretty small so I want to play with one that I can hold with two hands...

>>117720083
I don't even know how to ride a bike though. And it's snowing here.

>>117720101
This is the world you created, now live in it.

>>117719987
>mfw my dad shaves his ENTIRE FUCKING BODY
>friends come over
>"dude why does your dad shave his legs?"
>"H-he used to play hockey or some shit"
God damn it dad, you're fucking 53 stop shaving your whole fucking body.

>>117720027
i dae you to point one post that could be clasified has gay

>>117720055
Sharia law's rough innit.

>>117720055
masturbate and see if you still feel like doing it after that.

>>117719760
>>117720051
You're doing it completely wrong

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>>117720051
Yes, this pleases me.

>>117720051
Dang it anon, you're making me horny.

>>117720129
Then say you do swimming, bjj, or wrestling. There's plenty of manlyish reasons you'd shave your legs if you're too pussy to just admit you like shaving your legs.

dammit, I got hard from looking at boys. Am I gay now?

>>117720051
Holy fuck, anon. Can you let me cum on your leg

Is It just me or half of /a/ Is quality trap material?

>>117720055
Are saunas really that popular over there?

>>117720189
I can help you with that...

>>117720198
Its just because you have /b/ tier standards. You post these in a quality thread elsewhere and these guys don't even pass.

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Jesus christ you guys are a bunch of ridiculously skinny fucks..

Are you guys just not eating, or what?

>>117720213
hello me

>>117719760
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with your balls? It shouldn't be humanely possible for them to stretch that far.

>>117720141
ummmmmm>>117719331 >>117719291
Im missing a lot of them

>>117720189
I don't even know anymore, I just try not to think about it

I get a boner sitting like this.
I need to try more of this later.

>>117720236
>eating more than needed to survive
It's like you want to waste time and food.

>>117720236
>eating
>not spending your money on kawaii anime things

>>117720185
I told my dad once that I thought my leg hair was just uncomfortable and in the way. He agreed with me but said it wasn't worth the effort to shave it and keep it shaved.

>>117720236
I eat a solid three meals a day. I don't work out nearly as much as I should, but I have a very high natural metabolism.

>>117720236
I'm a NEET and only eat one meal a day if I'm lucky...

>>117720245
i have something to tell you anon

that's my penis

>>117720213
You need shave and wear skirt first

>>117720236
On the contrary, i eath too much and i don't get fat. I'm lucky i guess

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>>117720247
Can you prove that those posts weren't made by a girl?

>>117720251
It's actually a really good position for fapping, you should try it

>>117720178

>New Years Eve lewd threads
>Tsukimonogatari is coming out

My dick is already throbbing. Help.

>>117720211
Saunas are a very big deal in Finland. Its very common to have your own sauna or a sauna that people share if you live in an apartment building.

>>117720275
Your dad's right, mens hair grows faster and thicker, shaving your legs can easily take 30-60 minutes if you wanna do it right. Since you'll have to do it once a week or so it really eats up your time if you want to keep up with it.

>>117720292
girls enevr use the world boypussy

i guess

>>117720213
The fuzziest
I want to pet it

goddamn, this thread is giving me a boner when it shouldnn´t for obvious reasons.

>>117720211
Not him but around here the only reasons people in a block get together is to decide when people get to use the sauna and to go bath in the sauna.

>>117720236
I haven't done anything for the past 4 years and I eat lots of food. I don't get fat. Nothing ever changes

>>117720326
I can't figure out whether that's weird or cool. A personal sauna does sound nice.

>>117720321
This thread, like every other has demonstrated that many anons are sluts. They'd probably help you get off if you asked.

>>117720288
Is having thighs that size okay? Mine are probably 2/3 of his but they still look kind of big compared to some other anons here. Can I be a trap too?

>>117718971
You'll notice the skirt. She's a girl.

>>117720364
I don't get what this is trying to depict

>>117720236
>not being poor

>3dpd
Fuck off faggots

>>117720381
I know an /a/non in real life constantly makes jokes about getting me off then does that nervous laugh like he actually wants to.

>>117720364
Are you trying to make me giggle like a faggot?

>>117720392
Your so-called "Penis".

>>117720400
Those are actually his balls. Trust me, I'm a doctor-in-training.

>>117720392
a horseknot

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>Sissy white boys

>>117720413
>tfw all my friends are /b/nons with shit taste

>>117720412
>faggots

one of the few times, this term is used rightly

>>117720392
He's sitting on his dick, it's folder over

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>>117720236
i'm usually either too busy on the computer to remember to eat for entire days or too depressed to have an appetite

Stop craving for 3dpd you fags.

>>117720445
Well, from /a/ i didn't expect any less though.

>>117720451
Thank you! I thin I'm going to start shaving my legs and but some cute leggings.

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>>117720448
>/b/nons
/a/non... just no..

>>117720413
I'd ignore him if I were you. He doesn't sound like the kind of guy that would be worthwhile for this.

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>>117719905
>This is the land of the skeleton
I call bullshit

>>117720464
>>117720433
>>117720439
i still can't see it

>>117720492
I'm 5'3" and 108 lbs...

>>117720492
I'm assuming its just really end heavy. Lots of super fat people, and lots of skinny people so it averages out in the middle.

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>>117720485
ya i realized the moment i posted it. But what am i supposed to call them?

>>117720464
I once knew a guy who had a problem with one of his testicles. At LAN parties we never needed a chair because he just sat on his testicle.

>>117720505
Look harder.

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>>117720492
I don't trust /fit/ with my statistics

>>117720492
>/mlp/
>89%
>even more than /a/
Every time.

>ITT
>newfags using ...

Fuck off.

>>117720516
>I'm 5'3" and 108 lbs...
this dude slaps your waifu's ass

What are you going to do?

>>117720364
loos like girls thighs to me

>>117720526
I usually just call them stupid faggots from /b/

>>117720555
Slap his ass with my dick.

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>>117720492
>/b/ only 39% virgins
yeah thats believable

>>117720492
This is almost too fitting to be real, /b/ and /v/ with the lowest average age and /mlp/ with the highest % virgins. I didn't think /a/ is this obese though.

>>117720236
Video games and anime usually keep me too preoccupied to remember to eat.

>>117719503
please post pics
preferably full-body pics

>>117720602
/b/ is the normalfag board, m8

>>117720621
>those fucking nerf guns in the background

>>117720555
dress him up in girly clothing and take turns with my waifu fucking him in the ass with strapons

>>117720622
/b/ is the underage try hard board.

>>117720534
>2012
We need another census.

>>117720621
It has tits, so it's a girl.

R-right?

>>117720601
from your first picture you looked like a beefy man, now you just look like a dirty iranian

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>tfw no /a/non's dick to touch and kiss until he blows his load on my thighs
Why is life so gay

>>117720213
Almost like me.
i'm Light brown/blond.

>>117719653
Am I the only one who squats on their chair? I've done it since forever, it's just comfortable.

>>117720678
My thoughts exactly

>>117720688
>thighs
Gay.

>>117720534
>71% heterosexual
Just even judging by this thread I don't buy that

>>117720698
The only people I know that squat in a chair are people who want to be an autistic retard like L

>>117720688
Because you're gay anon.

>>117720716
There's nothing gay about wanting to fuck qt traps.

>>117719672
I thought the human male average was 180cm?

Either way
>>117719590
>tfw normal dick

Well shit.

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>>117719590
>tfw small dick

>>117720716
Its just because gay threads have a higher concentration of gay. There's a reason there's more waifu threads than husbando threads.

>>117720702
I know right? He's wasting a perfectly good load, it belongs on his balls.

>>117719739
Some people's achilles tendon cant stretch that far hence you have these guys
>>117719818
>>117719872

Its really surprising how few people can remain with their feet completely flat to the floor while squatting like that.

>>117720747
>You'll never get to feel the warmth of a man's seed spread inside of you after hours of pleasuring each other

>>117720730
I've squatted in chairs since I was a kid. Definitely since before I knew of Death Note. What does that make me?

>>117709663

Yes but I don't own a skirt

>>117717890
>tfw can't squat for more than a couple of minutes because then my knees start to hurt

Thankfully, i'm not a slav, so it's not like i need to do it all the time.

>>117720777
You mean in his/my mouth.

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>>117720747
>implying I wouldn't
>implying I'm not okay with cum going anywhere on or in my body
I'm just saying, judging from this thread, thighs seem to be a particularly loved spot for guys.

>>117720735
I'm not gay.

>>117720805
A natural autistic retard.

>>117720770
Maybe they're just more vocal than faggots. Or maybe faggots are more organized and like keeping it to one thread.

>>117720621
Well we've officially crossed the threshold from friendly lewd posting to full on /lgbt/ tranny faggotry

Way to ruin it fags

>>117719672

I´m so sorry anon.

>>117720849
If you condense all the waifu threads theres more posts than all the gay threads though.

>>117720828
my ass is slightly smaller than that, it's not flat or many though...
I just want to post pictures of my thighs so anons get hard for me.

>>117720138
LN plot in the making
>My Dad is a Trap And He Keeps Seducing My Friends!

>>117709663
It hurts but yes

>>117720894
>My father can't be this cute!

>>117720492
>lbs
>feet and inches

>>117720904
Same thing here, I don't think I can move my legs after going in that position without getting up again.

>>117720928
I see absolutely nothing gay with that

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>>117720766
iktf

>>117720894
Well, there's that doujin where a father gets turned into a cute girl and his son rapes him, gets him pregnant, and then they have a family together.

>>117720928
If you swap the words around, that would be the exact same defense that 'lolicons' use to claim they aren't pedophiles

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>>117720534
>tfw in the majority of almost every stats
i don't fit in weight,introvert/extrovert and country.

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>>117720961
That was a fun thread

>>117720928
gaaaaay~~~

>>117720994
There's a series called wild cards where the son basically moves his father's soul into a girl's body then brutally rapes him repeatedly and gets him pregnant.

>>117720994
Going to need a source for experimental verification there.

>>117720698
I do it when my butt hurts

>>117721016
Is shaving my thighs alone fine? I don't know if I can get away with shaving my calfs

>>117720747
>>117720800
What does being cummed inside of feel like?

>>117721058
That's just weird. If you're gonna shave go all the way or don't do it at all.

>>117721092
Warm and intensely pleasurable.

>>117721052
Why does it hurt?

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>>117721052
No, fuck you

>>117721092
You can't really feel it

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>>117721052
From what ?

This thread isn't /a/ related.
That said, this thread still belongs to /a/.

>>117720276
Are you me?

>>117721111
>>117721096
but >>117719760 can sort of get away with it, if I got stockings that cover up to my thighs, would that be fine? I want anons to get hard for me.

>>117721092
buy cumlube from that dragondildo store, warm it up, inject it inside your butt

>>117720276
>only eat one meal a day
>if I'm lucky

What are you? thirdworlder ?

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>>117720716
Pic is bassically /a/'s mentality in a nutshell.

>>117721189
I'm 5'3" 108 lbs

>>117721283
sometimes my mom doesn't buy food back

>>117709663
The hard part is getting both your feet to twist on their sides

>>117721331
Okay, I guess you are not me

>>117721282
I'm going to buy some stockings, I probably need a skirt too. The thought of getting anons hard and cumming for me is getting me excited..

>>117720305
Marfan? I'm a literal skeleton even though I eat healthy thanks to that syndrome.

>>117719397
>>117719503
I feel your pain, I'm 5'3'' as well.

Though my dick is 6 inches.

>tfw when you suddenly realize you're bi
>tfw when you're totally OK with that because you're a virgin who'll never have any sexual relations with anybody whatever gender he/she is

I just tried. I can't. Like, I almost ripped my nutbladder.

>>117720894
He often walks around the house naked after showers and shit too, sometimes when I have friends over.

He just says "What? Haven't you ever been in a locker room before?"

fuck you dad, I don't need to see that shit let alone my friends.

>>117721422
I'm fine with being 5'3" now that I'm gay...
I used to hate it but now I'm really happy because I can find people that like me.

Wonder if it would be good to fap in this position.

>>117721415
>>117720305
This looks interesting, I don't get fat as well. The reason my doctors suggest is that my allergy level is so high that my body refuses anything more than the necessary. The oversized shit I poop kinda prooves that.

>>117721491
It is, but you have to be completely naked to get the full effect

>>117721428
kill or fuck me already

>>117721457

Then don't look.

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>>117709663
>tfw you will never hold hands with any of the girly anons in this thread ;_;

>>117721533
and don't forget to have a dildo in your ass and grind it back and forth against the ground

sometimes with the right mindset and doing it hard and long enough I get this warm ecstatic feeling and my body gets all twitchy.

>>117721598
Kind of hard when he comes walking down the stairs into the living room.

>>117721462
True, it's tough being short and straight, though I do know a guy a couple inches taller than me that's had several girlfriends.

>>117720236
It's funny, I'm in the military now, but before I joined I was 110 and practically only ate fast food every day and managed to stay the same weight, but after going through basic training and eating three solid meals a day and working out, I gained like 30 pounds (most of which was and still is fat). Now I can't get rid of it. ;_;

My greatest sadness comes from knowing I'll never be able to cuddle with another /a/non and watch cute anime while wearing a skirt.

Also while holding hands

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>>117721462
Meanwhile I'm 6 feet ad some change and will never get to be a manlet with a qtpi girlfriend

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>>117721508
Don't worry Anon, there is a shit ton of symptoms and signs, so if you weren't diagnosed as a kid you had either really bad doctors or you are perfectly normal. Anyway, see if you score 18 points on this thing if you are paranoid.

>>117721686
>tfw go out with an /a/non
>turns out they were /mlp/ the whole time
>only cuddle while watching mlp and never anime.

>>117721571
Sorry, anon, I can't even kill small bird or cat, let alone human, so one option excluded.

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Enjoy never being taken serious manlets, if you ever try hard at something its because Napoleon syndrome

>>117721733
Jesus christ how horrifying.
That's a fate worse than virginity.

>>117721733
I don't see how you could like MLP but no anime, ponyfags are on the same level as scatfags

>>117720236
I eat everything and I'm 187cm/60kg. I'm probably dying.

>>117721187
well put

>>117721733
>not going dom on there ass until they only watch what you want to watch

>>117720492
Why the fuck is everyone so short, isn't the average like 6 feet?

>>117721807
If you were dying it'd probably be more obvious. An old friend of mine was hiding a degenerative illness from us until we realized how much weight he'd lost in a short timespan. Turns out he'd lost more than 80 lb's in the course of 4 months, he died on the 5th.

>>117721718
>A, B, D, H
>21 points
This is a joke, right?

>>117721869
Its like 5'10 or something
>>117721846
Cuddling is only fun when the other person is enjoying it. At least I could play with their hair while they were being autistic.

>>117721798
>ponyfags are on the same level as scatfags
Are you trying to insult me?

>>117721869
no
don't listen to /fit/ memes

>>117721876
I doubt your story and the fact you have ever had friends

>>117721748
Apparently Napoleon was 5'7" which was average in France at the time

>>117721876
I lost 15kgs in 10 months.

>>117721971
>frenchies

>>117718768
are you that pure slav?

>>117721662
You know what else is kind of hard? Your friends. Be a wing-son and set him up

>>117721686
I want that please.
We can have sex in missionary position too while I leg lock you ;_;

>>117721917
if you're a scatfag I don't need to insult you,you already eat shit

>>117721807
I'm 184 cm and had 60kg for some time (but a few kg more now), it didn't feel unhealthy so I doubt you're dying

>>117722043
Wait anon I don't understand how could you leg lock me if I'm on the bottom?

>>117721985
that doesn't mean anything unless you consider how much you weighed before, your height, age, sex, how you lost the weight etc.

>>117722062
Fuck you.

>>117722107
I'm sorry, I read that wrongly.

>>117719335
fucking manlets...

>>117722151
We can still leg lock each other if we take turns.

>>117721877
Nope, just a little outdated and incomplete.

http://www.marfan.org/dx/score

Anyway, the serious problem is the aortic root dilatation. So if you have doubts, you should get an echocardiogram.

>>117722218
I prefer a big, strong anon to take me, I'm sorry...

>>117722107
I can imagine a few positions it could be done in

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>>117709663
yes. it would be cuter if I was a 90 pound japanese animu girl though

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>>117721618

>tfw able to do this but no thigh-high socks to impress /a/

>>117722578
Just post your butt instead that always works for me.

>tfw already too lazy to shave facial hair

>>117722617
Male asses are so damn ugly. And the ones you e-fags post are always so flat pockmarked and pale. How any can attracted to them is beyond me

why are all the good gay porn with camera angles that don't show the face always black on white or white on black?

>>117722690
>not taking care of yourself

>>117722725
Because there's no difference between a good boy butt and a good girl butt. You're just unaware of bad girl butts.

>>117721869
In Holland, yeah

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height#Average_height_around_the_world

>>117722725
See
>>117720828
Not flat or white male ass

does anyone here like asians or just sissy white boys?

>>117723000
asian>white>mexican>>>actual women>>>black

as far as sissies go

>>117723000
Asians are good cause I already couldn't always tell their sex

anyone got those deleted pics saved?

more importantly, was he wearing any stockings?

>>117723051
really? I was always scared to post because I'm not white

>>117723138
They're in the archive, anon.
And yes he was wearing stockings.

MODS

>>117723000
Asian sissies are best as asians are the race with the most effeminate males, whites can only rarely pull it off right

>>117723051
It's really a case by case thing for me. But I gotta agree, blacks do not have very many even slightly decent traps.

>>117723286
but I have these dark pinkish brown nipples which I don't think is cute.
same for my boypussy and scrotom which is darker than my normal skin color ;;

>>117723612
That's completely normal anon, even for real girls. Don't be so self conscious about it.

>>117723612
Every one's scrotum is darker than the rest of the body
It's something all humans have

>>117720492
5"7, 143 lbs here. How can you guys be so fat ?

>>117723699
>>117723711
but white boys have cute pink nipples and boypussies, I just feel like I can't compete.

>>117723768
So bleach them off

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>>117709663
Can you sit seiza-style?

>>117723749
You tellin' me about fat? I'm 135 pounds and 6 feet tall.