Can someone explain all the pairings at the end of Naruto?
I cant recognize most of the characters. Pairing names appreciated
So why do you continue to read Naruto, for the interesting plot development and coherent storylines without any asspulls in them
Anon, plz. Have some taste
Yep, and instead if reigning in those unfortunate NS shippers that harassed Kishimoto, they told fans who called them to mind their own business and to stop bullying NS shippers.
God all this makes me regret not being on the Internet back when HP or Avatar ended.
Naruto Uzumaki & Hinata Hyuuga
>2 Children, 1 Boy (Boruto) 1 Girl (Himawari)
Sasuke Uchiha & Sakura Haruno
>1 Child, 1 Girl (Salada)
Shikamaru Nara & Temari of the Sand
>1 Child, 1 Boy (Shikadai)
Ino Yamanaka & Sai
>1 Child, 1 Boy (Inojin)
Chouji Akimichi & Karui of the Cloud
>1 Child, 1 Girl (Chouchou)
Kiba Inuzuka & Tamaki Nekochi
Rock Lee, Tenten, and Shino are complete unknowns
Naruto chose best girl Hinata
Sasuke finally stopped being tsun and impregnated Sakura
Ino turned Sai straight
Kiba found out how much he loved pussy
Chouji showed his love for chocolate
Lee found some random girl who could keep up with his youth(if it's his kid n not someone he found to train)
>Lee found some random girl who could keep up with his youth(if it's his kid n not someone he found to train)
if we follow the pattern that kid is probably not Lee's kid. Having a girlfriend or wife drains your youth fast.
some one post that pic with the dude asking Kakashi/Zyzz if he's going to make it plz
>People like to pretend Sakura isn't hot.
>mention she's karin's daughter
>sakura defense force immediately arrives
>mfw realizing that if Naruto were like real life any way Hinata probably would've lost interest in him over the original timeskip and started dating someone else
I hate it when I suddenly think of my suspension of disbelief.
I think you misunderstand-
I wish this were the truth. But please, you're as delusional as the sakurafags and
if you're going to go off something that flimsy.
keep them tears coming
Naruto married Hinata.
Sasuke married Sakura.
Shikamaru married Temari.
Sai married Ino.
Chouji married Karui.
Kiba seems to be with Tamaki.
It's not clear if Rock Lee is training with his son or just his student, but, regardless, we don't know who he ended up with, if anyone.
>Contributed more to saving the world than anyone not on Team 7
>Team 7 gets new arms and eyes to replace the ones they lost with sage magic and he gets to be a fucking cripple for the rest of his life
There's no goddamn justice.
>reread Zabuza arc
>tfw literally the best girl that Kishimoto has ever written is a trap who everyone thinks is a girl but isn't.
Seriously, Kishimoto should write all girls like they secretly have dicks and we'll see a marked improvement in lovable females.
>Got exactly what she wanted.
>Didn't give a fuck about Naruto's feelings too.
Really, I don't see why some people are so upset Naruto didn't hit that. Based on the character I'd been reading for 700 chapters, dude dodged a bullet letting her get the crazy dick.
It was bleeding out at that point but when Shikamaru said that not even Sakura could stop him from leaving, makes me wonder how obvious Sasuke's feelings for Sakura in-universe.
Seeing Naruto expression on that page just kills me. Naruto is too good for Sasuke or Sakura
Who the hell do you think?
Naruto gets infinite, big-titted sex whenever he wants, with a girl who was ALWAYS devoted to him, whose ultimate goal has always been to be with him. Hinata is basically the perfect wife and the perfect mother.
Kishimoto must have modeled her after her evil ex-girlfriend or something....there's just no way you can write a character this bad.
Nope. It was mostly after the confession. Although, Kishi did bring it back in a sense when Sakura met Minato.
Does Sakura have the blandest powerset of all the rookies?
>InoShikaCho: mind control, shadows+tactics, turning fat into chakra
>Team Guy: taijutsu for lack of anything else, byakugan+soft fists, ninja tools
>Team Kurenai: dogs, bugs, byakugan+soft fists
>Naruto: clones, ninetails, rasengan, later sage mode and summons
>Sasuke: sharingan, chidori and fire spitting, the shit Orochimaru gave him
>Sakura: uh... um... oh right, make her Tsunade's pupil!
Whoever married this.
Alternatively, whoever married the fattest Akimichi girl, as that appeals to my dick.
He's just bad at writing women. And though Hinata is bestgirl she isn't particularly deep either. Her Databook entry is just repeating how devoted she is to Naruto over and over again.
>Gave his own wife to Sasuke.
Narutofags BTFO again.
>Implying I like Naruto.
I just think Hinata is a horribly designed character along with basically every named female. Kishimoto can't draw attractive characters to save his life.
Shehad book smarts and top tier charka control but since Kishi couldn't find time to introduce her folks in the manga, I guess we couldn't get a super backstory like the others.
Speech of her folks how come there isn't any fanart of Salad-chan and her granddad?
To be fair, she looked pretty good before Kishi stopped giving a shit.
>part of team7
>parallel to the 3 sannin of yesteryear
>completely irrelevant after being controlled by chiyo-chan
>sink into complete obscurity
>even Hinata manage to outshine her with less screentime and outside of team7
>Naruto lost the Sakura bowl.
Main hero and heroine coming through. Why is Naruto even relevant at all with Sasuke here?
I want an edit of pic related with Jiraiya. ;__;
Did you not read those chapters? They made a whole bunch of NaruSaku shit. Nauto telling his dad that Sakura was his girlfriend. Minato say shit like she would be a good wife or some shit. It wasn't serious, but it was pandering.
Pretty much that page was the first obvious instance that Naruto knew it wasn't going to happen, as denoted by the "........." perhaps indicating realization and resignation. The potential parallel with this page didn't turn out the same way however.
Well, I mean he did go a bit crazy what with Itachi dying and him still kind of out of his mind after killing Danzo.
I haven't read that part in awhile, but wasn't it a short time in between when he killed Danzo and when Sakura finally caught up to him?
You know, I bet the spin offs will clarify whether or not it's Lee's student or his son.
Given the tone of the rest of the chapter, it's probably his son.
Sad thing is there was potential for her to have some type of genjutsu arsenal. Obviously it wouldn't be on the level of others like Sasuke, but it would have been something to add to her strength and medical prowess.
I have no words, this is just beautiful
One thing I really liked was how Sasuke was a likable character early on. He was the male tsundere towards Naruto and he helps Naruto out and you can see them having a sort of friendship early on.
Then he later went full edgemaster and never looked back with no moments of softness or friendship he showed during the early arcs. It's such a shame Kishimoto botched his character.
I really hope they change Naruto VA and give Junko to Bolt. I mean, with Goku it's one thing because he's more or less the same guy, but Naruto actually started behaving like an adult. I know it's not going to happen, but still...
Sakura is literally pointless as a character. I really think that you can remove her from the story and nothing will change at all. She's way too into Sasuke and treats Naruto like shit and everyone comments on this. All she does is cause drama.
Reminder : No matter how good or bad a shounen you write, if you clinch that last chapter you'll always be remembered fondly and if you fuck it up, you'll always leave a bad taste in your fans mouth.
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>He also said it was a joke and he should stop joking about that.
Jiraiya joked about asking Tsunade out for years and years and never stopped secretly meaning it. Saying that it was a joke didn't make it clear if Naruto really wanted Sakura to be his girlfriend still or not. And Minato making the Kushina comparison was really suggestive.
Face it. Kishimoto milked the ambiguity to the bitter end.
Team 7 doesn't really feel like a family...well okay, maybe a dysfunctional family where everyone sans Kakashi has brain problems and a toxic relationship to one another.
Naruto made the right choice in not hooking up with anyone in that Team.
You keep thinking that that. Tsunade wasn't never Jiraya's. The only joking I remember is him tagging in her age.
And I remember She never got over her first love Dan. Speacking of which does Naruto still have that necklace she gave him?
>You keep thinking that that. Tsunade wasn't never Jiraya's. The only joking I remember is him tagging in her age.
She was going to accept him if he returned from Hidden Rain.
>Speacking of which does Naruto still have that necklace she gave him?
He crushed it after Hinata was stabbed.
>No more NaruSaku Doujins
>Only SasuSaku flooding the market.
Sasuke kills my boner.
funny because they basically have the same ending
>people had kids
>everyone is cool
the problem is in dnk's place it just didn't fit the tone it had up that point
it wasn't even that bad though, worse than gash, sure but not enough to sour the experience for me
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. So while it obviously doesn't excuse him trying to kill her not once, but twice, it does make sense why he'd do it considering his mental state at the time.
If the parallels between himself and Itachi and now Sakura hold true, then I think there's a chance that they might turn out okay, as lame and awful as it sounds. Plus the two of them have roughly 2 years apart to really think things through considering The Last takes place that long after Sasuke sets out on his journey. As much as people hate Sakura for whatever reason, he must see something in her to reciprocate those feelings in his own profound way.
Taro lived when it would have been better for the story to die.
The implication that 2 breeding males and 2 breeding females can create a stable population that won't destroy itself through incest.
Worst Girl getting Best Boy.
Best Girl being forced with a fucking asshole.
The ideal ending would have been humanity going extinct but leaving the world a better place.
>Translator's Note "......." means "Bitch."
>Naruto has been out for 15 years and just ended
>The average age of death in the West for a man is 76
>Your life is only good as a man from ~16-30 (marriage boom and declining breed stock starts at 25-27)
>Naruto married the best girl and had kids
>You have wasted 1/5 of your life (the best years even) watching shonen while all the normies got married and are successful
I want my life back
>Naruto with Hinata.
>Didn't show in the whole series of him having any actual Romantic feelings for her.
He could at least have done more than just the hand holding bullshit.
Now that I think about it, I agree.
However this is a manga with an environmentalist slant towards kids, it can't exactly end with no humans left alive and the world being a better place because of it. Gotta at least inspire kids before they get crushed by reality.
Good chemistry doesn't really factor into it. Look at Sasuke and Sakura. Their relationship is completely toxic. That was teased until the end, too. There was no guarantee that Sasuke would return her feelings. He could have easily told her that he sees her as a comrade/family and left her to become Tsunade 3.0.
Ah, but I am of the opinion but that IS a moral to inspire the kiddies. That even in a hopeless situation where their death is assured, they can do something good. Like a less bleak Bokurano.
And the world wasn't better for humans being extinct, the world was better BECAUSE of the choices humans made, even if humans didn't get to enjoy it.
Also I'll never get over the fact that Raiku took the idea of "The protagonist talks to the character to make them stop being an asshole" and literally made that into "He literally fucks with their brain to do what he wants"
I don't agree. At the end of the series, he's a fucking rock star. I mean, he's basically president of the world. Every night, she probably pats herself on the back for the good decision she made.
>Contributed more to saving the world than anyone not on Team 7
Not true. Due to Madara's reveal of having multiple ghosts, Gai wouldn't have done shit to Madara in the end even if Madara did not have regeneration thanks to Madara's ghosts.
Itachi moralfagging Kabuto saved the world much more than Gai.
Because Kabuto could have just kept summoning more zombies if he felt like it considering the shitload of ninja corpses freely available in the battlefield and with Kabuto revealing he has Dragon Snake Sage Powers and a body much more annoying to deal with than a zombie body since it was White Snake combined with Liquid Jelly Magic, Kabuto would have been the ultimate cockblock.
Kishi himself admitted at being completely incompetent in writing romance...
The Last Movie implies that Naruto STILL hasn't talked or acknowledged Hinata's confession.
(that really makes Nardo look like a numbskull)
In the end I feel that Doubutsu no Kuni had some weird issues I can't exactly place my hands on, trying to fit an environmentalist manga while making it shounen, perhaps.
There were some problematic things about it. Gash Bell is his magnum opus and I don't think he can top it.
Don't let Kishimoto see this. If he could somehow slant saving the world as entirely Itachi's doing, he would.
Like, I seriously expect people worship Itachi as a bona fide religion in the future, with how people sucked his feminine dick for most of Shippuden.
That is not how Comiket works, you know.
Sasuke was never popular among the straight Naruto circles at Comiket.
Sasuke was only ever viewed as yaoishit material, especially with Itachi.
And Naruto was never even considered a "flood" in any doujin market.
Does it even rank at all in the biyearly Comiket circle rankings?
I seen One Piece rank but I can't recall if Naruto even ranks.
please let this happen
the butthurt would be exquisite
Maybe going berserk made him forget it. Even though he clearly remembered Hinata jumping in to save him and then getting stabbed. He specifically forgot the confession and nothing else.
Itachi was the turning point of the war. He saved Naruto and Bee and sealed Nagato, then defeated Kabuto and the remaining Edo Tensei and was the motivating factor for Sasuke to turn on Obito and bring back the Hokages.
It kind of does, doesn't it? It's understandable if he had taken time away in order to grieve for those who were lost in the war or reflect on everything that happened, but 2 years without acknowledging Hinata's confession of love? I wouldn't be surprised if even Sakura were to slap him upside the head and ask what the fuck is wrong with him.
Not him, But I want it to happen because I hate Sakura and I want her to feel like a stupid bitch. (Naruto is awesome and Sasuke is a faggot) It would make up for the "confession"
Sorry NaruHina fags, this was the best end pairing.
Nope. She needs to suffer. She needs to be aware of it. And everyone needs to see it.
Jokes on you. I'm into thick older chicks.
Why do you think I said it was best pairing?
WE CANON NOW
But that's what i'm saying. I don't like that paring because it's fucking dumb.
But fine what ever dumb parings happen all the time the difference is they happen in the span of a year or are implied after one season of an anime or something. This shit took forever and a half.
and we got salad out of it
i think it's pretty fair, personally
>When HP ended.
Oh man, that was fun, The Harmony didn't had nearly enough lifesaving boats.
The worst part is that I have no faith that they'll even do anything between the two in The Last that would show some sort of development in the relationship.
It has to be more than, "I fucked up big time. I'll go on without an arm as a remembrance for the insane cunt I was. I'm going alone in my journey of repentance, but I'll be back ok?"
I like Sakura and I think she's better than all the other girls.
You know, Sakura might have been slightly less pathetic if what happened in that scene actually happened in the manga/anime.
>"Can't kill her?"
>Dodges the attack
>"He can't see me...he can't hear me..."
>"This isn't the same Sasuke I knew"
>"The least I can do is try to stop him"
>Tries to at least put up a fight
>Gets absolutely wrecked but keeps getting up
>Kakashi swoops in to save her ass
Yeah. Anakin in Episode III style.
>Rowling: It was a young relationship. I think the attraction itself is plausible but the combative side of it… I’m not sure you could have got over that in an adult relationship, there was too much fundamental incompatibility. I can’t believe we are saying all of this – this is Potter heresy!
>In some ways Hermione and Harry are a better fit, and I’ll tell you something very strange. When I wrote Hallows, I felt this quite strongly when I had Hermione and Harry together in the tent! I hadn’t told [Steven] Kloves that and when he wrote the script he felt exactly the same thing at exactly the same point.
There can't be balance now, only destruction. Literally, they wanted to destroy every copy of the final book. These guys where trying to get J.K Rowling to rewrite the final book, and when that failed they tried to get the publisher to find a "fandom approved" writer to rewrite the final book, and when THAT failed, they tried to get WB to rewrite the final film.
Are those actual quotes she said because this is fucking hilarious
>"fandom approved" writer
So basically LadyGT for the NaruSaku fags.
Man, this is all fucking hilarious. I read the books up to like 5 when I was younger but I never gave them a second thought but damn, I'm sorta curious to see how much anal pain there was
I just saw this thanks to the other thread.
Why is AU Hinata so based?
>These guys where trying to get J.K Rowling to rewrite the final book
>they tried to get the publisher to find a "fandom approved" writer to rewrite the final book
>they tried to get WB to rewrite the final film.
Holy shit, And I thought NSfags were autism personified
The bigger a fandom is, the more crazy people it contains, and the more a ship gets torn down, the fewer reasonable people are left supporting it.
I was NaruSaku, but I lost all real interest in it when Sakura failed so miserably in the Kage Summit arc. After that, rooting for it was like living in Chicago and supporting the Cubs.
>Speech of her folks how come there isn't any fanart of Salad-chan and her granddad?
needed a surrogate.
Anon said real life faggot. In real life naruto would be some awkward chuunibyou with kunais in his jacket running around the school, getting his ass kicked by sasuke and his gang for being a autistic faggot. And he would be posting on /a/ about how awesome japan is and his dream is to go to japan. While hinata stalks him for 2 months, and afterwards gives up on him and sucks some dick of a nigger who is some gangster and impregnates her.
Oh god. This is fucking horrific. Watching a writer literally admit she fucked up her own Self-insert fantasy is just painful.
I can see how this shit could have exploded the fandom
But I did not expect the level of butthurt and autism to this high. With most of the fandom growing up with series you'd think they would have matured enough to accept whatever the ending maybe.
You guys have no idea. You think twitter spam is bad? How about actual death threats send by both email and snail mail? An intense writing campaign to both the publisher and WB demanding rewrites, boycots of every event with J K Rowling. Wrists where cut, books where burned, DVDs where broken, and a thousand livejournals and tumblrs where filled.
It was so bad even the Colbert Report talked about it
Dude at middle school girls don't care about intelligence or your act. Even if you saved a girl being rundwonb by a truck, she would still ignore you if there was some bishounen type faggot. That is reality, and sakura is one of the best 3dpd in 2d. And in 3d hinata would be a whore, lets accept that fact.
Nigger are you retarded?
Hinata is best in all realities, but I wish the movie had spend more time on her in the alternate world.
Still, sinking the biggest delusional ship in fandom history and then coming back years later and saying, "You know, I think I was wrong. Harry/Hermione really did make more sense," is some God level trolling.
How many times did Temari and Shikamaru interact?
>Chuunin Exam fight
>in the hospital after the mission
>saying goodbye as the Sand Trio go back to their village
>walking together after the timeskip, while working on the latest Chuunin Exam
Did they ever interact after that?
See, I knew that and found that information irrelevant. Does him being gay butthurt a lot of shippers?
Man, these guys need to calm the farm. I know its fun to get involved in a book series but damn.
>trying to make it fit in the time age of the current generation
>fit it in
>some faggots can't accept reality
Why are you so afraid? This is reality, this comes from a teacher.
I don't know man, Hinata is more like the introvert type of girl who would go start clubbing or become a goth at age 13-14.
Not to encourage fan retardation but those two DID make more sense than her and Ron. I mean, Ron grew up to be kind of a dick.
But personally I think Harry x Luna made a fuckton more sense than any of them. I mean, their past trauma and experiences throughout made them instantly click with each other when the met and when they talked to one another they always understood each other on a level that never happened with any other pair.
Thats just me though.
A couple more times. She was with him at the start of the war, telling him that he had to be responsible as Gaara's adjutant, and then when they reunited against the Juubi she thought that he'd make a good Hokage.
>See, I knew that and found that information irrelevant. Does him being gay butthurt a lot of shippers?
Nah, it just triggered people's autism about the canonicity of author statements and whether it was cowardly to not include a character's homosexuality in the work itself but admit to it once the series was complete.
I really don't get the appeal of romance between characters who fight all the time. I mean, it's one thing if they start off as enemies and slowly fall in love. But having characters who are supposed to be in love bicker and fight all the time is just not romantic.
It was around the time people were still crazy about antrax on your mail.
Like pouring gasoline to a fire inside a sawmill
First book was published in 1997, last one in 2007, people who read the first book at age 12 were 22 when the last one came out, and they went absolutely bananas. I guess that happens if you invest your formative years so heavily in a fictional universe.
I had to check some wiki. She's the grand daughter of the cat lady who gave Juugo his curtain toga in a couple panels of a single chapter maybe nine years ago.
My word this is obscure beyond belief, and yet Kishi couldn't even show Lee's personal life or any of Sasuke's forgotten friends.
Yeah, Ron and Hermione took it way too far in the last two books. Also, it didn't help that Ron kept getting dumber and dumber while Harry was turning into the Mulder to Hermione's Scully with respect to solving the mysteries of the plot.
I wonder who many of these people are just the same hand full of fan girls who keep backing the wrong horse.
The term tsundere was originally used to describe the transition of anime girls from tsuntsun to deredere as they slowly fall in love and realize their feelings for the MC. And that's fine. But who wants to be around a girl who's tsundere 24/7? That would get real old, real fast.
Asuma's team was the only team that ever actually had teamwork, though. All the other kids who didn't have clan ties just ended up doing their own things. I don't think Hinata even had a fight together with Kiba and Shino since Kiba's partner was his dog and Shino had bugs.
Another glorious moment in fandom history.
>But personally I think Harry x Luna made a fuckton more sense than any of them. I mean, their past trauma and experiences throughout made them instantly click with each other when the met and when they talked to one another they always understood each other on a level that never happened with any other pair.
Harry : Naruto :: Luna : Hinata ?
The butthurt from that ending was legendary.
>It was around the time people were still crazy about antrax on your mail.
Whtat fucking book are we at? The antrax scares happened after 9/11 in 2001 and a few years following but Deathly Hollows was published back in 2007.
Last antrax letter to congress I believe was in 2002, but people where scared by it for YEARS. I remember some pundit on tv saying Rowling should check her mail for biological contamination or explosives only to be refused by some other dude by how retarded that sounded.
>tfw even in hentai sites there's some retarded comments by some assblasted NaruSaku at how Kishi ruined his manga by having the Naruhina ending...
>refused by some other dude by how retarded that sounded.
Because it was retarded, every letter had been a hoax. Nobody who's concern was security or had kept up with the news on on the subject was seriously concerned about a biological agent like anthrax in the mail.
If I was JK's security guy back then and somebody told me to watch out for that type of shit. I'd probably think he was joking. I'd be more worried about some crazy person rushing her at a book signing or something.
I was rooting for Kakashi/Shizune...
fuck those fake spoilers.
>Given less than a hundred lines in a 15 year run
>Did nothing of value
>Failure in life
>Not confirmed to have won the youth bowl
Give me two reasons why Kishi hated her so much. Shoot, give me even one.
>I was rooting for Kakashi/Shizune
I have no idea where this one is coming from. Kakashi was loner material since day 1. Though half of those final pairings don't make much sense.
I doubt he hated her. She was just useless because her gimmick was ordinary.
She was a Ninja who specialized in weapon techniques. That isn't a huge leap from Lee's desire to dedicate to only Taijutsu. She had a wider array of tricks and traps at her disposal but overall why would she ever be anything other than ordinary?
She didn't have anything unique. She wasn't amazing. She was normal. A completely normal ninja. Not meant or able to properly hold off people with the occasionally battlefield-destroying abilities that were the cause of all the fuss.
Her and Lee is a cool idea anyway.
>Lee's Taijutsu talent and outlook.
>1010's extensive knowledge of weaponry and the techniques surrounding them.
The little bastard could be a monster. Tripping gates using bo staffs or swords. Fuck yeah.
>Not literally a sequel that is just set 80 years in the future, revisits the same places from Negima, is directly influenced by Negima, shares characters directly and has Negi's ultimate fate being a plot point to be explored in the future.
She could have gotten techniques that used chakra together with weapons, legendary weapons or something. Well she did get those but it was at the very end and it was never expanded on.
Seriously it wouldn't have been that hard to give her something cool. She, Kiba and Shino were pretty much forgotten after Part I.
He was never in love with Rin though. I think it was more like everyone he cared about kept getting killed and therefor he just stayed away from making stronger bonds with people. Guy won the Kakashibowl because he forced interactions on Kakashi in which made him feel appreciated.
I want to eat Ino's pussy out after dozens of fat old men cum insid eher
Boruto will need to step up his game if he wants to keep up with Salad's darkness.
>burrito denies salad
>salad gets first sharingan stage
>burrito fucks another grill
>salad second stage sharingan
>burrito confess to salad
>salad first stage mangekyou sharingan with susaano dressed as a groom and amaterasu in the shape of hearts
It features a completely new cast,the only one in common is Evangeline.And it is a crossover because he keeps making negima references to pull readers in.
>Fate is back and is bad again
>Mage of the begiining still bad
>drags story back to mahora academy for my ratings
Sasuke is probably restoring the clan as Sakura is left alone with Salad. His trip was not a fucking trip of enlightenment, he is just fucking as many girls as he can throughout the world.
Naruto thread about shipping pairings of all things. How is this allowed?
>tfw favorite character is shisui and he was just fodder for itachi's shit
>tfw i'll never have a hinata for myself
Why fill my lungs with air at this point.
It's a sequel. Don't be stupid. Just because it doesn't share all the same characters doesn't make it less of one. It's a direct continuation of Negima set 80 years later. That makes it a sequel
Also why do you assume Fate is bad in this? He's shown to be antagonistic to UQ Holder but that's pre-emptively assuming Evangeline is the good guy in this. Fate just wants to rescue Negi which sounds like a pretty good thing to me.
>complaining about the MotB when the Negima manga got ended early with no way to easily reconcile the events that happened necessitating the use of flashbacks like seeing Zazie, Mana and the others hunting him down.
As for the ratings thing, that's fine. It's a sequel from a fanbase that has been recently bitten, giving them a little leeway here and there isn't an issue to anyone but you
naruhina: kushina told naruto to look for soneone like her but she forgot naruto's personality is similar to hers so he's more suited to a timid girl
sasusaku: sakura is a masochist. To be fair, if sakura's character wasn't fucked up to the extebt it was, i'd like this pairing the most.
temashika: the most obvious one
chouji and black girl: dunno, but i like.
ino and sai: he called her beautiful once as a nickname. Also, ino is into guys likw him. I like tbis pairing, but there wasn't any development to it unfortunately
kiba and cat lady: dunno and don't even care.
did i miss anything?
Their dynamic was pretty dope.
>focus on mastering illusions so they can deal with people without directly harming them
>avoid political bullshit and conflict by misdirecting the right people at the right moment
Their damage control skills were keeping the world in place. Fuck Danzo.
Their whole thing was teamwork.
Actually a lot like shikamarus team but without the history of their familys.
Shino who had the abilities to go above and beyond to equal or surpass neji and Sasuke stayed behind to help bring his teammates up.
I dont doubt that he could have been made a jonin along with neji but I think he stayed behind for kiba and hinata
Because tomorrow you're going to wake up and do 50 pushups. Then you've going to go for a jog, maybe a walk. I don't know how fat you are. Don't want to fuck up your knees.
Then you're gonna start eating only veggies for a bit. You need to stop being so fat if you want to get a Hinata.
You can be a better you, anon. It starts TOMORROW MORNING, MOTHERFUCKER.
I already lift. No lifting ceases the feels tho.
How does Shino have time to be a teacher when he is the next head of his clan or is the head of his clan by now.
Does Shino not care about training and practicing with his own clan members anymore much less settling clan affairs?
Darui's the new Raikage, right? I'm surprised that scrub from the seven swordsmen became the new Mizu. I don't see why Mei couldn't keep her job when Oonoki and Danzo lobbied for kage well into their 70s.
Why is Milfhinata so perfect
You think ninja bodies would be much sturdier considering how many ninjas got punched through boulders and concrete and several trees yet survived yet Shisui was able to die by simply jumping off a cliff near a river.
Not only that but such a death doesn't guarantee your corpse won't be found.
So if you wanted to suicide as a ninja, shouldn't Shisui just cover himself in explosive tags so no other ninja village or Danzo could explot his corpse?
The writer wasn't clearly thinking of Shisui's death.
Should have kept it ambiguous with Itachi killing Shisui.
Being Mizukage stops Mei from going out and getting dick game because she has to do paperwork and hand out missions. Also it's obviously pretty hard to get mad D when you're surrounded by guards protecting you
It was forced plot device by Kishi.
Mei had no reason to retire when she only just got selected to be the next Kage shortly before that meeting in Samurai Village and has like a 30 or 40 year gap between the other kage.
Now that Mei ain't kage anymore, she has no reason to be fit anymore which is really bullshit so fuck Kishi.
but Ginny never grew out of hiding her feelings, Hinata basically bloomed in front of Naruto's eyes, little by little being swept away by her dedication and sacrifice. Ginny has never snapped harry out of a BSOD and was mostly on the sidelines, even after Harry became her BF.
Quit making bullshit excuses. 1st Hokage, 3rd Hokage, and 4th Hokage wouldn't have been able to have kids if they had no time for love.
And the only Kage ever shown with such attentive guards was Hanzo and the manga stated such guard detail was only due to paranoia.
Mei is definitely younger than Kakashi.
I remember Kishi getting fanmail and pretending to answer as Kakashi and he told one girl that he is old enough to be your father so I can't date a girl as young as you since the girl asked a dating question to Kakashi.
And old enough to be your father pretty much implies mid-30s to 40s so Kakashi is very likely older than Mei.
But Kakashi never wanted to be Hokage, he was obviously just filling in to fulfill Obito's wish until Naruto was prepared and to fit the theme of Naruto being the 7th Hokage. That said, I'm not particularly fond of this either.
I was making a joke, man. You need to chill a bit.
When you're committing suicide with the explicit intention to drown. I think floating is one of the things you try to keep from your mind. It's not like your lungs are suddenly going to be more resistant to being filled with water, no matter how fit you are
Shisui just bitched out. He can't handle instantly dying on bare ground so he choose to supposedly die next to a waterfall.
He is a ninja and there are much more efficient, painless ways to die for such a talented ninja.
You know what a proper suicide was?
Kisame's suicide was a proper ninja suicide that surprised Yamato because after hanging out with Naruto, true ninjas like Kisame just didn't exist anymore.
This motherfucker predicted, that Naruto will have 2 kids
seriously, narusaku should be fortune Tellers and it will become true, only not for NS sake
For who? The Hyuuga clan has all the best waifus, but his mother's generation was so sparse I'd be surprised if he had relatives distant enough for marriage.
His friends are all boys, except for Chouchou.
What happened to those sharks post mortem? Did they poof back to sharkland? There's a reason why only Kisame could go out that way - imagine if Kakashi did this with his dog partners.
Orochimaru never brought himself back to life in the first place, idiot.
Sasuke used his eye powers to revive Sasuke.
There is a way to stop Orochimaru,
You're just a faggot in denial and pretend Orochimaru came back by himself.
Sorry but if Kaguya won, Orochimaru would have remained in eternal dreamland.
Maybe letting him fade into obscurity is Kishi's apology for "killing" him with the most left-field weapon in the entire manga.
>Suddenly, a legendary sword has materialized within the grasp of my reality breaking scarecrow summon which is also an impregnable shield despite having at LEAST six different final forms more final formed than the last, and this sword is not only famous but has secretly been in my possession for decades despite me being no older than 25! Oh and this legendary sword isn't actually a sword, it's a mop that will seal anything everywhere forever.
I didn't even remember Shisui had a story until now because of how ridiculous Itachi's life was.
Definitely Naruto and Hinata. The others range from good (Shikamaru and Temari, probably Chouji and Karui) to fair (Ino and Sai, has to possess him to get him to have sex), to "Are they even still together?" (Sasuke and Sakura - dysfunction personified).
Although having two kids is probably due to Kishimoto designing two for the main character and sticking to one for the rest. Ninja must know contraception no jutsu, after all.
The sword had nothing to do with Sasuke's mark. Orochimaru randomly sprouted from his mark after dying twice. Orochimaru has deeper lore than Mario's double cherry inception; I don't even remember how he came back from being sealed in the sword.
As much as people want to argue that Salad is Karin's daughter she isn't. Kisji probably just loved Karin's design and threw it on to Salad. I mean christ look at that forehead and tell me that is not Sakura's daughter.
I sure people didn't see or hear any of this but thier was a tad bit of hidden Lee/Tenten shipping in Naruto media. Hell I remember playing one of the Naruto PS2 games and it gave you a mission about Lee annoying Tenten and Tenten goes all "Oh, Lee. Won't he ever stop thinking of training?" or some shit close to that.