Let's discuss Kanbaru. Second best Monogatari

>Elder God Tier
Crab

>God Tier
Monkey

>Shit Tier
Everyone else

>>116670126

Hanekawa>Kanbaru>Crab>Shinobu>Snake>Snail

Monkey=Snail>Crab=Pheonix>Vampire>Snake=Bee>>>>>>Cat

>>116670049
You ment THE best, right?

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Post monkeys

>>116670842

ponytail sporty monkey is without a doubt, the biggest achievement of mankind

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Does anyone have this in high-res?

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>>116671021
slightly longhaired monkey is best

>>116670049
>>116670126
>>116670319
>>116670649
>>116670761
>>116670842
>>116671021
>>116671216
>>116671232
But one of the main selling points of the series is that in fact ALL girls are best girl.

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>>116670049
>>116670126
People with god-tier taste

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>>116670049
ahah CLASSIC misdirection.

I actually found this funny. I should stop drinking.

also best girl

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>>116670049
Kaiki>Snail>Monkey>Crab>Bat>Bee>Phoenix>Cat>Snake

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>>116670126
Change "Shit Tier" to "Still Pretty Okay Tier" and it's perfect.

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>>116673394
Why he is so cute?

Let's be objective for a moment.

>Perfection tier
Shinobu in any form

>Would waifu tier
Cat
Crab

>Imouto tier
Bee
Phoenix

>Bro tier
Snail

>Fuck bro tier
Adult Snail
Monkey
Doll

>Fuck toy tier
Snake

>>116670049
Agreed, since Snail is the best monogatari.
Which is funny, since most of the times Sawashiro is the best girl.

>>116674018
Shinobu is just blatant pedo bait.

>>116674076
This. And batfags are so proud of themselves for eating it right the fuck up. Anytime you see a batfag you can guarantee that there is a snakefag somewhere nearby because they are both equally loathed by the rest of the fanbase.

Lan was das hier? Hamdullah.

>>116674177
das voll die schwule seite
lass ma wieder pr0gramm

you guys keep bullying me with monogatari threads with no kizu or new eps and it hurts my feelings

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>>116674301
Was bis du den fürn Lauch alder. Voll die Opfer Arme

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>>116671296
I like you

>>116674076
>>116674172
>pedo bait
Fuck off.

>>116674172
>>116674555
See? I told you.

>>116673734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBkJ8kx0_pk

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>>116674555

Platinum Disco a shit. Staple Stable a best.

>>116674974
Staple Stable is okay.

Platinum Disco is second best behind Renai Circulation

>>116675244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEoMI9BwHp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1M69l7ZGlw

>>116675353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwhjqdSPw5g > That garbage you posted.

* > Nadeko, and she isn't even bad.

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>>116675450
Nadeko is the worst. And a slut.

>>116675353
>That view count on Weed Circulation
Always gets me.

No joke though the editting on Weed Circulation is fantastic.

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>>116673587
dis

>>116670319
>Hanekawa
ayy lmao

Kaiki > Monkey = Snail = Bat > Lalaragi = Bee = Broshino > pretty much everyone else, place at your own choosing >>>> Rouka > Beats > Snake

Sono Koe wo Oboeteru > Ai wo Utae > Kimi no Shiranai Monogatari > Platinum Disco > Kaerimichi > Mousou Express > Kieru Daydream > happy bite > Hana Ato -shirushi- > Futakotome > Renai Circulation > snowdrop > marshmallow justice > chocolate insomnia > Kogarashi Sentiment > fast love > ambivalent world > sugar sweet nightmare > Naisho no Hanashi > staple stable > the last day of my adolescence > perfect slumbers > white lies

>>116675244
>behind Reddit Circulation
No

>>116677276
that is some hardcore shitposting

>>116677276
>Reddit Circulation

Explain please

>>116677342
Are you implying that song isn't basically r/anime's national anthem?

>>116677411
Is it?

That's news to me.

>>116677411
i'm implying i don't go to r/anime and that my opinion of a song shouldn't have anything to do with a website i don't visit

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>rewatching her arc
>mfw I notice this

Shaft pls stop referencing yourselves.

>>116677710
I don't remember that exact shot. Muh dick is pleased.

>>116677710
It was one of those things that flash up really quickly they like to do.

>>116677990
>>116677885

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Older shinobu is best shinobu

>>116678173
all sninobus are best.

She's hot, too bad she's a dyke.

>>116678173
the teenage version is pretty good, and aviator loli is top-tier. Normal is okay and Kisshot a shit

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>>116678220
This man gets it.

Are there people that actually like the crabshit?

>>116678225
She would an Araragi though. The lucky fucker.

>>116678294
>you will never get a bro-job from Kanbaru

I bet she loves playing jokes on her friends.

>>116678298
Everyone wants to would a Araragi.

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>>116678238
>Kisshot a shit
Do your parents know you're gay?

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I want to impregnate Shinobu

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>>116678570
I do too, but not that monster mash face one.

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>>116678570
She doesn't want to be impregnated by you though.

>>116678635
Karen is probably already impregnated by her Araragi like boyfriend.

Why is it that Kanbaru is lesbo but has a body that is meant for intense penetrative sex?

>>116678742
>implying Karen would let anybody but nii-san have her virginity

>>116678820
She is 18, maybe she doesnt yet understand her body is perfect for intense sex for child producing.

>>116678820
It's upsetting right?

You make this awesomely perverted, bro-tier, hot as fuck girl, but she loves the pussy.

Huge cock tease.

>>116678903
>implying nii-san doesn't already have her virginity of her and phoenix .

>>116678942
And knowing her she is entirely aware of that and would torment you with it mercilessly.

Life is cruel.

>>116679054
>Kanbaru will never tease you with her body.
I should just kill myself.

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>>116678919
>>116678942
I just see Kanbaru and feel like I need to ravish her. And that she'd enjoy it. If only she'd give dick a chance.

>>116679317
Kanbaru is made for sex.

Nedeko is still the most fuckable Monogatari though. Purely for hatesex reasons.

>>116679317
>That ass
I'm going to the bathroom, for a second...

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>>116674172

>>116679209
A day chilling out with Kanbaru would be a day well spent. Cleaning rooms, going for runs and maybe lifting, eating meat with Kaiki, playing vidya and talking about girls, messing with Shuraragi...

Good times.

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>>116679453
She's so perfectly smooth and soft.

>>116679749
Araragi is more of a faggot then Kanbaru for not tapping that sweet sweet ass.

>>116679749
>implying she isn't firm

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Fucking faggots in this thread claiming to like Kanbaru but then wanting her to be straight. Her gayness is part of what makes her so perfect

>>116679833
She's not a little girl, related to him, or a sadist.

He has no interest in her.

>>116680027
I know, could she at least be Bi?

We could get some good shit of 3somes of Araragi, her and Crab.

>>116680027
I want to rape her so she begs me to stop. I love that. It's not rape if she doesn't enjoy it.

>>116680027
>you and Kanbaru will never wingman for eachother

She's a top-percentage lesbro, no doubt.

>>116680027
She's not gay, she just needs some good dicking.

>>116680065
Sadly your right. But Kanbaru is more of a bro then a chick. See >>116680170

>>116680129
>Crab forcing Araragi to fuck Kanbaru and punishing both of them everytime it looks like either one is enjoying it.
Please, my dick can't handle it.

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There is a serious lack of Kanbaru posting going on

>>116680565
>futa monkey dominating crab with devil dick

Much better and also exists.

>>116680565
My dick is still recovering from that h-game that came out a wek or 2 ago. pls no.'

Capcha: Mydicket faculties

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>>116680612

>>116680679
Needs to be another sequel already.

>>116680679
give now.

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>>116680679
>futa
>better
>monkey dominating crab
>better

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who /devil/ here

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>>116680793
You mean number 3? With Monkey railing the fire sisters?

I can't handle that man, my dick can only take so much abuse.

>>116680188
you just need a good dicking

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>>116680780
>You will never give Kanbaru a foot massage

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>>116680925
>l-lewd!

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>>116680612
Jersey > sporty running attire > Nude = chilling out at home clothes > tracksuit >>>> School uniform

>>116680991
Those are some tiny ass feet.

>>116673394
Perfect taste

>>116680933
Sorry to ruin your fantasies, anon.

>>116680027
ononoogy's eyebrows are so bushy.

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>>116680808
http://pururin.com/gallery/10157/valhallagatari.html
http://pururin.com/gallery/12230/valhallagatari-2.html

>>116681121
But all girls are best girls

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>>116681078
MAI NIGERU

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>>116681078
You're only saying that because the rest are exotic.

Monkey is just as hot when wearing her school uniform.

>>116681171
my dick and me will be right back.

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>>116681205
Nobody's debating that.

We're also coincidentally posting Kanbaru.

Also snake a worst

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>>116681245
>tfw no shoulder length hair school uniform monkey

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>>116681078
Where does this fit in?

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>>116681455
At or slightly above tracksuit level.

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>>116681433
How about ponytail basketball jersey monkey?
Or ponytail tracksuit monkey.

Oh ponytail Kanbaru, you were so sweet and yet so brief. You shall be missed.

>>116670049
That's false advertising, she wants Arararararararagi's dick, so she's bi leaning homo

>>116681639
No she doesn't, not sure how you came to that conclusion.

>>116681639
She just enjoys teasing the lil' bastard.

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So we know monkey a best.

But which monkey a bestest?

I hate all of you faggots who do nothing but whine about who the "best girl" is. Go watch an anime that's actually a garbage harem you fucking morons.

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>>116681884
>getting mad in a Kanbaru thread

Don't do that anon.

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>>116681862
I liked her the most when she had her hair really short.

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>>116681977
>>116681972

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>>116681972
>>116681977

If Kanbaru found a clone of herself she'd fuck it right?

I mean no question.

>>116681171
I could probably hit a homerun with my boner right now

>>116681972
>>116681977

>>116681862
This one. >>116681078

This one is a runner up. >>116681632

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>>116681862
I think it would be medium length with home casual Kanbaru.

I delete the atogatari tracks

lesbian with a monkey hand who turns into a raging lunatic at night that will rip your nuts off?

no thank you

>>116681862
Bake version. Long-haired Kanbaru is a crime.

>>116682399
Numachi Brouka took the hand. No more Rainy Devil.

>>116682343
faggot

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>>116682399
But think about how special every night she doesn't do that is.

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>>116682465
Long haired wasn't that bad, and ponytail Kanbaru is a best but twintails was truly heresy.

>>116681884
But monogatari is a garbage harem.

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>>116682573
To be perfectly honest twintails was the worst but it wasn't even really terrible

Even at her worst she makes it look good

Fucking Kanbaru

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>>116682771
That is true but even if she can wear them and still be best does that really excuse the heresy of twintails on a tomboy?

How much would you pay Kanbaru for her to allow you sniff and lick her armpits after a basketball match?

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>>116682573
Fuck that bastard Nisio for ruining every girl's hair. First he cuts off Senjougahara's beautiful long hair and replaces it with a terrible short style, then he gets rid of Karen's ponytail, then he makes Cat cut off her braids and then makes her look like a zebra, and then gave a tomboy character fucking twintails. I thought that was bad enough, but he's gone too far this time making Shuraragi look like the biggest faggot in the universe in Hana. The only character who looks better after Nisio Scissorhands got to her was Neko but she'd ded now.

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>>116682892
Eh, she's still her old self with them, so why not? Not like she suddenly became a delicate flower because of a hairstyle change.

>>116682948
She'd do it for free

>>116682973
Shuraragi was always a glorious winged faggot, though.

>>116682973
So I'm not the only one who hates black and white cat.
I mean it's not even a bad idea, just terrible implementation. T
he white and black areas are on individual clumps of hair it looks like it is greased up and stuck together.

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>>116683007
I'm just wondering what she was thinking while choosing to wear it like that. I just can't figure out how she would ever do it.

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>>116683175
I loved her Bake design, she's perfect like that. Even the normal short hair was acceptable, but the striped one is just horrible.

>>116683322
striped is my favorite cat

>>116683296
Doesn't she end up cutting it by the end of Kizu?

>>116683296
I'd guess something like "fuck it, why not"

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>>116683376
you're my least favorite

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>>116683322
Yeah, if it was a few streaks it might have worked, also going all the way to the roots.
It looks like insect chitin as it is.
Fucking kerrigan dreads.

>>116683394
Ragi gives her a hair cut at the end of Hana, in the chronologically last scene of the series.

I really like how they've become such great friends with eachother. Hitagi must be so happy.

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>>116683322
>>116683518
Striped isn't my favorite, but it isn't that bad either.

Short hair Hanekawa a cutest anyway.

>you will never have a cute kouhai like Monkey

feels

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Nothing against cat, but this thread needs to get back on track.

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>>116683757
agreed, we need to start posting the best girl

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>>116683581
but that style is so generic. It doesn't really fit her character either.

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>>116683809
Exactly.

>>116683721
>you will never be Senjougahara and make the right choice to go with kouhai over Arararagi

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A miracle of the universe.

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>>116683928
This really cements crab as a way too straight

>>116683571
Normally having your perverted boyfriend be so close to your cute and even more perverted best friend would be cause for alarm.

Luckily Araragi is a moralfag and wouldn't cheat, Kanbaru is a lesbian and Senjougahara is into NTR anyway.

I want to spend a day hanging out with Araragi and Kanbaru

>>116683993
everything less than full lesbian is way too straightespecially when it comes to Monkey

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>>116684074
If monkey was a guy I'd still do him
no homo

>>116678516
Gay people often overcompensate. You should be more honest with yourself, anon-kun.

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>>116684197
>that hand

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>>116683861
Hanekawa was the only case in which the haircut worked well and matched her character development.

Megane and twintails was pretty good too, but wouldn't match with the new Hanekawa.

>>116684539
I mean, compared to the other awful hairstyle changes, her's was by far the best until stripes. I still like the original a lot more though, it's more unique and just feels right.

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I want more pictures of Kanbaru in the raincoat but looking cute like in >>116682502

>>116684955
>that anatomy
how can someone get to that level of art skill and still make something as fucked up as that head and neck?

Why do Snakefags even exist? There's nothing appealing about her except her OP and that one scene where she yells at her teacher.

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>>116685524
Why do you have to bring up snakes anon?
This is a monkey thread.

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>>116685524
She's deliciously slutty

But anyway I hate her because she's voiced by HanaKana and that's the only reason moefucks like her anyway

>>116677184
Calling Perfect Slumbers Bad

NO