ITT: Anime girls doing 4chan things.
people actually do this? for what reason? just piss in the fucking toilet for christ sake
I love her so much.
I've seen too many bottles of piss on this site.
Maybe they're so fat that walking to the toilet is a tremendous undertaking for them. That's the only explanation I can think of, because otherwise taking care of piss bottles seems like a lot more work than going to a toilet.
My bad here is something to make up for it
>dat piss condensation
That's a comic, anon. It's not real life. Do we have to go through this again?
it takes like 10 seconds at the most to take a piss
you aren't going to miss shit
the point still stands. the fact that they are so fat they can't get up to go to the bathroom is still a ridiculous theory
where'd you get a picture of my nightstand?
When you don't want to wake anyone in the house at 2am with a flushing toilet ..
They're also a good place to put the bugs you catch crawling on your carpet or walls .. then watch them try to swim in the piss
You remind me of this comfy song
>How do you even piss in a bottle?
By putting your pisshole over the hole
Please, the day of the NEET is dying, OP.
4chan is just the place where normalfags come to post shitty tumblr memes and pretend they're deviants.
Wake up, we've lost.
>When you don't want to wake anyone in the house at 2am with a flushing toilet ..
except these people are clearly living alone. if they were living with other people, those people would not find pissing in bottles to be very sanitary at all, regardless of this stupid excuse.
no one would want to live with someone who pisses in bottles and keeps them
I mean, that's how they got it originally. Take huge vats of piss and boil the water away.
For extra fun, Phosphorous ignites on contact with air, and cannot be put out with water!
I'm no scientist but I'm going to guess that it would take a fuckton of evaporated piss to actually make enough phosphorous to ignite, let alone explode and spread to other surfaces in your disgusting room
Never understood this particular retardation... It's not like they have toilets somewhere in the yard in the middle of the winter.
I would think the possibility of that would be very remote, but I'm not a scientist.
>Breaking News! Charred Corpse of Lonely Man Found After Home Burns Down in Piss Fire!
Nah, not all the water would evaporate.
...I guess it COULD depend on how hot the day was. And if you put the piss bottle in front of direct sunlight behind a glass window or something...
Of course, the fun part is that White Phosphorous is not only insanely flammable, but also toxic as hell. So if you touch it it sets you on fire AND poisons you simultaneously!
Yeah. If you do everything RIGHT, you need 9 liters for a single gram of phosphorous. The guy who invented it accidentially wasn't doing it right, and the poor fucker boiled 47 liters of human urine for every gram of phosphorous.
AND for no particular reason, he waited until the urine had gone rancid.
In the ye olde days of yore there used to be pisspots on the corner of every street .. men would piss in them, then the women would collect it and let it age a little .. it was then used to dye clothing
Only men's piss would work
Although urine is sterile when you pass it, putting it into a bottle of what was most likely a sugary liquid, and then leaving it lying around to become a nice warm soup for bacteria to enjoy, sloshing it around so it wets the inner lip of the bottle, and pressing the opening of urethra against it so it absorbs into your mucus membrane as well, does not seem clean.
/r9k/ is mostly full of non-neet normalfaggots.
>blaze it fgt
I wish this was better. It had an interesting premise, and I get that it was going for the contrasting tones, but it was just messy and all over the palace. Still it was short enough that I didn't mind too much.
>Not using the shower head to get her off
I imagine it would depend on the distance to the toilet or whether you have unpleasant encounters you'd rather avoid. Like when you have to piss at night and the bathroom is right next to someone else's room or if you don't want to see your housemates or whatever. Or if you're too scared to go at night.
Otherwise during long drives on highways and whatnot if you're really desperate you'll have to make do with a bottle at hand.
>Implying you do
1/36 of a teaspoon is .137 cubic centimeters
White phosphorus has a density of 1.82 g/cc
The LD50 of white phosphorus in rats is .003g/kg
So that 1/36 of a teaspoon (ingested orally, mind you) has about a 50/50 chance to kill an 80 kg person.
The next time anon gets called a faggot, he has an easy way to end it all.
80 kg. 180 lb? Holy shit, I don't weigh that much.
I don't think any of us will be trying to drink our own piss, no matter how evaporated it is.
Also, I can't imagine death by ingesting white phosphorous would be a great way to die. I hear you can die just by drinking bleach; it's just a fucking painful way to die.
>Are you required by law to wear pants that say 'OVERSIZED LOAD' on the ass?
I shouldn't have laughed so hard at such a stupid joke.