>No nee-san to clean your ears
>shes younger than me
>tfw your onee-san wrestles with you
Nothing better this. I hope you all get this opportunity.
>tfw my real older sister looks younger than me and people always mistake me for the older sibling or we're twins
>my much older cousin acted more like an onee-san
I sparred with my sister, does that count?
The worst was one time I was visited by my oneesan when I was living in a college dorm and we just started drinking and the next thing I realize she's trying to prove her strength by wrestling me.
>inadvertent skin-to-skin contact with my sister got me aroused
I felt so ashamed at the time
Come back Onee-san. I miss you.
Not only are you guys bringing up 3dpd, you also have shit taste.
Older sisters and probably sisters in general are near guaranteed shit until they finally grow up. Literally wrestling over the remote for what airing anime to watch and over playing videogames sucked.
I wanted to watch pokemon, and she wanted to watch Escaflowne. I'm so sorry that I won, sister.
Back when Green Bay's defense didnt suck balls. ._.
What are you talking about. Every person is different. Sounds like you had an unfortunate onee-san, but for me she was fine.
She's the one who introduced me to /a/, anime and games.
You must have a shit tier sister. Both of my older sisters and my imouto were always good girls, honest, earnest, friendly, and selfless.
Literally more often then not when I'd come back home from college during breaks or had time to kill over the holidays from work, my imouto would stop whatever she was doing and hug me and want to spend as much time with me as possible.
Having good siblings I guess is a blessing.
My sister is over 20 though. It's like having a loli onee-san that takes you to movies and buys you food
According to my statement... it never happened. 23.12.2012., if I remember correctly.
>tfw no tiny pettanko loli-type oneesan to bully
Different guy here, it wasn't just my older sister. It was the older sister of everyone I've ever met, too. Females are just shitty to everyone younger than them in the same generation.
Probably why I like the actually nice anime nee-sans as much as I do.
>tfw no onee-san
>tfw only onee-chan who is better than me in every way and probably looks down on me
You might lack some core social skills anon.
People aren't hard to figure out, just treat older women the way you would treat your
buds. They'll reciprocate and treat you the same. It's not hard.
The age of onee-sans has truly come.
I tried that throughout my youth. My sister was still a bitch, and is still a bitch even now that we're both in our late 20s, and my friends' sisters were still total bitches to their brothers and to me. My dad's older sister was a bitch to him, and my mother's older sister is the worst person I've ever met in my life.
It has nothing to do with social skills.
I have a 10 year old otouto. I wonder if he thinks I'm a good Onee-san.
Did you not have to deal with pre-teen and teen older sisters? Not only are they shit tier siblings, they make awful daughters as well. After they get out of highschool they get a lot better but from 11-19 they are hell on earth, and this is experience with lots of my friend's sisters (though of course, I did meet some nice older sisters). My older sister is still a raging alcoholic that likes to tease me about my virginity and sexuality when she's drunk.
That shit can only be acceptable in 2d like in bokura wa kawaisou.
So long as you just hang out with him every once in a while and don't nag the shit out of him about his life choices, you'll probably be fine.
The only good memories I have of my sister are my 21st birthday, when she took me to a bar and ordered me 21 shots to embarrass myself with.
Everything other than that is holding me down and trying to shove grapes up my nose with her friends, and publicly humiliating me, and then going on to cry about how I don't really like her that much after telling me I'm a fucking loser.