Onee-sans

>tfw no onee-san to give you a lap pillow and tell you everything will be okay
;_;

>>114995933
>tfw when you have an onee-san, but you still have all the instincts to oppose actual incest and only like 2D onee-sans for their unconditional love.

>>114996091
I don't even want the incest at the moment, just the comforting.

>>114996091
>unconditional love
What a faggot.

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>>114995933
>No nee-san to clean your ears

>you'll never get your onee-san to tie and gag you up and then fuck you in the ass with a strap on

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>>114997041
too far

>>114997205
And I forgot to add that also Onee-san will force me to crossdress.

>>114994780
>tfw have two oneesnas
>one is a flat-chested tomboy
>the other is ultra motherly and feminine
Wat do

>>114997575
Benis in bagina.

>>114997682
I'm not doing lewd with oneesans

>>114997856
Why not? Are you a faggot?

>tfw my onee-san is 3D bully
Onee-sans are the worst.

>>114997917
You know you enjoyed it deep down, you slut.

>>114996091
>tfw you have your first sexual fantasies about your onee-san, but do nothing about them and with time she becomes a slut

>>114997896
Because they are my oneesans, just like my imouto is my beloved imouto. To sexualize the sisters is to perfidy the platonic connection between siblings.

>>114997575
Blog on /a/.

I made my otouto crossdress a few years ago and he looked better than me ;_;

>>114998224
who doesn't?

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>>114994780
>have sister
>shes younger than me
>unattractive
>fat
>rude

>>114997398
>>114997041
Nishi Shizumu, please. Go back to your drawing board, will you?

>>114998224
Did you rape him?

>>114997575
Both of them.

>>114998224
Femanon pls pls stay and tell us more

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>tfw your onee-san wrestles with you
Nothing better this. I hope you all get this opportunity.

>>114998567
amen brother.

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>tfw my real older sister looks younger than me and people always mistake me for the older sibling or we're twins
>my much older cousin acted more like an onee-san

>>114998567
I sparred with my sister, does that count?

>>114998666
Nah. Not unless you get some soft plush onee-san hugs from it.

Real onee-san is terrible shit. Older sisters are the worst people on the planet.
They're the best in the 2D realms though.

>>114998666
nice trips.

>>114998433
The worst was one time I was visited by my oneesan when I was living in a college dorm and we just started drinking and the next thing I realize she's trying to prove her strength by wrestling me.

>inadvertent skin-to-skin contact with my sister got me aroused
I felt so ashamed at the time

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Come back Onee-san. I miss you.

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>tfw your oneesan is a violent tumblr SJW

>tfw when only child
>tfw when mom is skeletor in looks and personality

>>114998994
If your mom is anything like Skeletor she's probably awesome.

>>114998974
When was this TEN v GB game?

>>114998567
>>114998666
Not only are you guys bringing up 3dpd, you also have shit taste.

Older sisters and probably sisters in general are near guaranteed shit until they finally grow up. Literally wrestling over the remote for what airing anime to watch and over playing videogames sucked.

I wanted to watch pokemon, and she wanted to watch Escaflowne. I'm so sorry that I won, sister.

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>>114999053
Back when Green Bay's defense didnt suck balls.._.

>>114999119
>Literally wrestling over the remote for what airing anime to watch and over playing videogames sucked.
Ain't that the same with pretty much every sibling.?

>>114999119
What are you talking about. Every person is different. Sounds like you had an unfortunate onee-san, but for me she was fine.
She's the one who introduced me to /a/, anime and games.

>>114999189
So, when?

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>>114999119
You must have a shit tier sister. Both of my older sisters and my imouto were always good girls, honest, earnest, friendly, and selfless.

Literally more often then not when I'd come back home from college during breaks or had time to kill over the holidays from work, my imouto would stop whatever she was doing and hug me and want to spend as much time with me as possible.

Having good siblings I guess is a blessing.

>>114998974
Give her the D. That's the only way to cure her.

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>>114999119
My sister is over 20 though. It's like having a loli onee-san that takes you to movies and buys you food

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>>114999248
According to my statement...it never happened.

23.12.2012., if I remember correctly.

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>>114999285
Makes too much sense.

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>>114999295
>tfw no tiny pettanko loli-type oneesan to bully

>>114999271
>>114999212
Different guy here, it wasn't just my older sister. It was the older sister of everyone I've ever met, too. Females are just shitty to everyone younger than them in the same generation.
Probably why I like the actually nice anime nee-sans as much as I do.

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>tfw no onee-san
>tfw only onee-chan who is better than me in every way and probably looks down on me

>>114999540
You might lack some core social skills anon.
People aren't hard to figure out, just treat older women the way you would treat your buds. They'll reciprocate and treat you the same. It's not hard.

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The age of onee-sans has truly come.

So have any of you ever actually fapped to your oneesan?

>>114999551
>no onee-san
>only onee-chan
i see this anon is into japanese

>>114999867
I tried that throughout my youth. My sister was still a bitch, and is still a bitch even now that we're both in our late 20s, and my friends' sisters were still total bitches to their brothers and to me. My dad's older sister was a bitch to him, and my mother's older sister is the worst person I've ever met in my life.
It has nothing to do with social skills.

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nee-chan's are the best

>>114999434
Is the File name the source name?

>>115000037
In that case it's situational. I've met nice and shitty people, equal to each gender.
Wherever you are sounds shitty.

>>114999551
Did you mean oniisan?

>>114999942
The only onee-sans worth fapping to are 2D onee-sans

>>115000000

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I have a 10 year old otouto. I wonder if he thinks I'm a good Onee-san.

>>115000347
Depends on how you've been to him from his perspective, but by the time they grow up they realize onee-san didn't mean any harm.

>>114999867
>>114999295
>>114999271
Did you not have to deal with pre-teen and teen older sisters? Not only are they shit tier siblings, they make awful daughters as well. After they get out of highschool they get a lot better but from 11-19 they are hell on earth, and this is experience with lots of my friend's sisters (though of course, I did meet some nice older sisters). My older sister is still a raging alcoholic that likes to tease me about my virginity and sexuality when she's drunk.

That shit can only be acceptable in 2d like in bokura wa kawaisou.

>>115000347
If he gets into anime like you his sexual interest in you will raise by 10000%.
Beware.

>>115000347
So long as you just hang out with him every once in a while and don't nag the shit out of him about his life choices, you'll probably be fine.
The only good memories I have of my sister are my 21st birthday, when she took me to a bar and ordered me 21 shots to embarrass myself with.
Everything other than that is holding me down and trying to shove grapes up my nose with her friends, and publicly humiliating me, and then going on to cry about how I don't really like her that much after telling me I'm a fucking loser.

>>114999434
>"I kinda hate my older sister"
This must be true to life 100%.

>>115000567
[spoilers]A-aniki![/spoilers]
I understand on every level.

>>115000528
Holy jesus are you not reading what I'm telling you.
Everyone is fucking different. The set of people you grew up around was obviously just not the best.

>>115000695
>Commiting sudoku now

>>115000695
>>115000752
ctrl + S
You faggot