she's got every flavor of scorn just there for the capping
WHY WOULD ANYTHING ABOUT HER BE LESS THAN PERFECT?
as long as we keep shikinami out of it
That high quality photoshopped background.
Just think, someone thought that was enough for a finished product. And then, multiple people thought it was good enough to save and repost
I like how they just copy and pasted a bunch of squares, and then stepped back and said, "wait, it needs one more touch." Then they fucking scribbled all in that one spot.
Also I don't have an Asuka folder so here you go.
>at gym locker room
>naked old guy bending over and flossing his buttcrack blocking the only way to the showers
>naked old guys just hanging out in the locker room
I swear, they're there every single time
>I swear, they're there every single time
I don't know why, I have seen this picture over 50 times now maybe, but every single time it gets a smile out of me. I can't help it. I really like that picture for some reason, even though I like Rei more this picture just is the only one to get me to smile like a idiot.
>And it's the SAME GUY every time
Why are Rei's reactions so much better.
Haven't checked 4chan and /a/ in months but it's almost like I never left. You guys still have your best girl wars and q&a threads?
>best girl wars
will probably last until the heat death of the universe
>best girl wars
Such things comprise the very fabric of 4chan.
You know, practically every anime character has blue eyes, but for Asuka they really just 'suit' her.
> best girl wars
Nigga it ain't a war it's a massacre Asukafags just haven't figured out they lost.
That whole scene is full of great reactions
She was right, though - Shinji didn't have the guts when she was sleeping. He waited until she was in a coma.
But Shinji's dream-sequence implies he masturbates to her more than once, so...
to be fair, what 14 y/o boy isn't jacking it constantly
I think that Yandere removes the whole tsundere part. As in order to become any kind of Yandere, one has to tell their love interest their feelings. Something wholly against the point of a tsundere.
My dick says it's a thing
now all you need is a long specific title and you've got a new LN bestseller on your hands
Using EVA 2?
So everyone gets in their Evas and fights for Shnji's hand in marriage?
Or yandere could be a natural progression of tsundere. The heroine is cold to the MC at first but through many experiences realizes her feeling for the MC and finally confesses to him. However, the MC continues to be surrounded by other girls in his harem and the heroines feelings slowly turn to obsession and becomes yandere.
If I was still 14 she most certainly would
and I wouldn't have it any other way
I keep my Rei and Asuka pics in the same folder
YOU FOOL! YOU'VE STARTED THE INSTRUMENTALITY CHAIN REACTION. ALL THE LABELS ARE BLURRING TOGETHER NOW.
I would keep Asuka's discarded hair in a scrapbook.
Totally normal and not serial killer-ey at all, anon
>you will never take Rei to a gritty industrial nightclub in 1997
You missed Best Girl winning the World Cup.
That was a fun week to be on /sp/
Anyone else hate seeing .gifs and images of really climactic moments of the show? My roommate is always looking at that shit on tumblr and it seems like it would kind of ruin the moment while watching the show having been exposed to it so much outside of its context.
It was a fun week to be anywhere on 4chan as long as you weren't Brazilian.
All the Iberians must've be so relieved that their blowouts got totally overshadowed
Well, on one hand, she's a pilot - not covert ops.
On the other hand:
>Designated marksman needs glasses and chugs stimulants like a mad cunt
>Point man is a total bitch
>Rei is... Rei
Nerv plays this shit pretty weird, so why not.
Why do people think Asuka would give a fuck about soccer/football?
What are you, STUPID!?
>people like Asuka
>people like the German national team/seeing other teams lose against them
You should have seen /sp/ during the World Cup, game threads got spammed with Asuka fanart.
That was kind of a high-brow joke.
It's ok, I understand how you feel.
The Japanese are honorary aryans, look it up
We the Japanese need a partial foreigner it's usually one of the other Axis powers.
There's occasional exceptions.
>see this while listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ila-hAUXR5U
I had to look at the picture twice to get the reference. Shamed.
100% legit. Things got weird the last couple of volumes.
Sadamoto really went off the rails at the end.
It's actually a metaphor for Karl's desire to eat out Asuka.
>Not a bitch with a permaperiod
>Not an autistic weirdo
>Not a spineless, hesitant whackjob
The one true NGE waifu is pic related.
>Asuka contain the soul of Gilgamesh
IT ALL MAKES SENSE
>not knowing about best Kaworu
Too bad she's a carpet muncher
Team /purpledrink/, reporting in
>I can realistically see Anno pulling some shit like this in 4.44
What's the difference?
Where we're going anon we won't dicks.
It actually perturbs me more to see Kowaru being straight.
It's a crackship, but Karl is into tsunderes.
I think we know if he was sporting a monster baloney pony since he spends most of the series in a skin tight suit.
No one said it would be easy. But he could at least try.
young yuko miyamura
Which is still awesome and should be read.
It totally was.
Nothing ever treats Rei or Kowaru well, though.
I've seen Rei get NTR'd in her OWN doujins.
Don't take it seriously, doujins are just fan fics with pictures.
This one is canon though.
If the EVAs could play MP3s all this time, it sure as hell went to waste.
Did the Angels wins the goddamn World Cup? No? I DIDN'T FUCKING THINK SO.
This victory has practically been immortalized in Asuka-fanart.
>World Cups won by Lilin: 20
>World Cups won by Angels: 0 (zero)
>the city of Adam
Is the rebuild worth watching?
I just watched the original NGE
No, it is shit.
Every episode is full of fillers, characters who do not contribute to the story are added or shown more often (muh Kowaru / Mari) and the visuals are awful
I do not recommend it, fucking dropped after 2 episodes
They're fun to watch. They lack the amazing characterization Eva had, but the fights are cool, the music is good, and the movies are well made. Don't expect the Rebuilds to be Evangelion, and you'll be fine.
Then again, I think 3.0 accomplished what it wanted to do (tell the story from Shinji's point of view) and was pretty enjoyable, so take my word with a grain of salt.
It's worth watching, but it won't rock your world.
Apart from the fact that Kaji apparently ditched English class.
It's just Sadamoto's Mari with her hair down.
10000 hours in a super computer megane simulator.
Now someone needs to shoop in a pink plugsuit and we're golden.
They're pretty meh I was mainly watching them because Rei is the superior waifu in 1 and 2 and then 3 was just a clusterfuck of you'll know what this means next time, and had no where near enough Rei.
I actually think Rei is more sexually attractive.
It's just... hard to build towards it and keep her in-character.
In the same way you can describe a Siberian Tiger to be cute.
>"Hey anon, do you want to join our anime club? We regularly discuss great shounen animes like Naruto?"
Accurate, because they're cute as heck
It's all fun and games until one of them sinks a 6-inch fang into your neck.
Never say never man.
We'll all make it someday.
Or maybe I just will.
>you will never be placed into eternal servitude to the cruel, yet lovely, Asuka Langely
She's the ideal cartoon girl for reaction images because her face screams "Wow nigger what are doing. Just get off the internet if you're going to post shit like that."