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Look at this smug as fuck chicken, getting to be in glorious nipponese girls room. I bet he watches her change and shit.
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dont worry, its afraid of pussy
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Made me want a pet chicken. I'd be afraid that it'd get hurt or eaten though.

I do love me some breaded chicken.
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>>109833699
Hoobieboobie
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>>109833966
Why would you want a pet chicken?

Even a pet lobster is more economical in the end.
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>>109834215
>Implying you don't want a happy bird pet

Also, Silkie breed is best. It's a fucking docile poodle bird. How can you not enjoy the fluffy?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silkie
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>>109834215
Well, my grandfathers used to have a farm and chickens were fascinating and kind of cute. Like the sounds they make, the way they walk and those endless chirps they make when they are little chicks. God, I want a chicken
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fucking chickens
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>>109833699
>deadfish
what're you watching your anime on? a refrigerator?
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>>109834353
So get one. If there's anything we've learned from the first episode of Glasslip it's that it's completely normal to take chickens home, and have them in your room. They won't shit everywhere or leave any feathers, and it's not cruel to them either, because your protecting them from David.
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>>109834490
Fucking David. Gotta make us feel worried for food.

Adopt a chicken today, fellow /a/nons. Get them off the market and safe in homes.
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>>109833699
I'm picking up Glasslip now because of this very nice looking chicken.
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>>109834490
I might, one day, when I finally get my own house
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>>109834454
Yea, that way I don't have to get up to get snacks fucking pleb.
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>>109834703
you should, this chicken is my only god.
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So like, is the purpose of Glasslip just to guilt people into buying a chicken? Because it's working. I want a chicken ;_;
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So Touko is basically japanese Ed?
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>>109834350
>>109834353
You can get disease from taking care of chickens but not from taking care of a lobster.

The only kind of pet an /a/non should have is one that he or she can eat when he or she is finally tired of taking care of it.

What better pet would there be than one like a lobster that is cheap to feed and easy to maintain and won't spread any disease to you compared to a chicken?
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>>109834907
If it can help you, it made me buy chicken
Fried Chicken that is
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>>109834936
Nice cock. No homo.
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>>109834350
But is the Silkie also Smooth?
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>>109834618
This nigga looks like a fuck KING!
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>all this pleb breed
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>>109834963
But if /a/nons don't buy chickens, who will protect them from David?
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High Definition Chicken
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>>109834618
Dude, that's a nice cock.
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>>109833699
>not posting best chicken
Jonathan will win the Toukob owl.
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>>109835112
>tfw I thought they ate Jonathan for a second there
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>>109834618
This is my favorite type of chicken by far
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>>109835112
Smug motherfucker.
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>>109834950
Why couldn't Ed be the main character? He wouldn't have stood for David's bullshit.
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Male chickens taste like shit. Don't even bother

People in this thread obviously don't understand how gender can affect the taste of meat, specifically hormone levels for a male and a female chicken which can affect the fat and amount of muscle a chicken possesses.
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>>109835238
PA Works has the smuggest birds.
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>>109834996
yes
>pick up [rubbish] x1
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>>109835288
>he doesn't want cock in his mouth
Get a load of this faggot.
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>>109834618
look at the determination and heavy burden on his face
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>Her face when she sees your cock
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>>109834996
It's silky smooth
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>>109835444
That's what she said.
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>>109835027
No shit, but he doesn't look scary like those fighting cocks, I like him.
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>>109835309

That one kind of looks more angry and annoyed than smug.
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>>109834350
>happy bird pet
african grey master race
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>That feel when your sister catches you playing with her dildo
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>>109835423
"what is that doing here"
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I knew a dude who had a pet goose.
they're hardcore
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>>109835444
yah yah
so nice
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>>109835423
She's the only reason why I'm watching this. She reminds me of Anaru.
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>>109835591
Ever lost the goose and said "The goose is loose, I repeat, the goose is loose!"
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I was told this show is about glass dildos.
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>>109835591
knew a guy that got attacked by a goose. happened right infront of my eyes. the little fucker flew across that lake at lightspeed.
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>>109835690
That guy did something fowl, didn't he?
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>>109835672
it is.
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>>109835672
It's not glass dildos, it's just dildos. Rooster dildos
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>>109835734
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Has anyone else realized that not only did this guy take a chicken home, but he's just been sitting on the floor in the middle of his room hugging it ever since he got home?
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>>109833699
Japanese girls shit in the bathroom, not in their bedroom. I bet she watches it shit though.
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>>109835836
When your cock is that big, sometimes you just want to come home and hold it all day.
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>>109835836
I don't know who's the bigger slut, honestly.
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>>109835836
Chickens are fluffy and fun to hold.
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>>109835836
>playing with your cock all day after school
Seems pretty normal to me.
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>>109835309
>PA Works has the smuggest birds.
I'm not sure I'd call this "smug".

Was there a bird in Tari Tari?
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>>109835862
>He doesn't take his chicken with him into the bathroom for moral support
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>>109835836
>"Bitch, get over here and touch my cock!"
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>>109835896

You can also do fun things with them like this: http://youtu.be/sXUeO3auRZg
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This thread made me want a chicken and now im going to watch Glasslip thanks /a/
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>>109835924
>mfw I hear clucks and crows from anon's toilet
"Anon, what big eggs you're laying."
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>>109835996
I laughed way too hard at this
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>>109835946
If I had a cock I know I'd do this all day.
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>>109836042

You and I both.
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The chickens aren't going to make to the end of the anime alive, mark my words.
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I miss raising and eating my own chickens and ducks.
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>>109835067
that is the biggest and blackest cock i've ever seen
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>>109836138
David will force cock fights until only one remains.
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>>109836175

Almost makes you want to lick it, doesn't it?
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>>109836175
>missed the imagename as I passed down the thread
>read this
>think "nigger cock"
>lo and behold the imagename
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>>109836184
Glasslip become Cockfight! Vanguard.
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Is this shit show any good
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>>109834564
WTF is David's problem?
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>>109833699
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>>109836184
Only this plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dnZHea_TI0
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>>109836247
almost nothing happened, but there were some nice animated bits and it was very cute.
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>>109836247
It's a masterpiece.
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>>109833699
chicken is symbolism of cock, every girl bring cock to their house.

can you guess who get darkest biggest cock?
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>>109835836
>DeadFish
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>you will never be this comfy
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Who will die first?
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>used to take care of fighter chickens
>remember the feeling of their soft, feathery yet wounded bellies
>remember the feeling when they'd leave only to never return
>remember the sight of the piles of bodies trainers would leave after having their birds battle in that bloody ring

>turning away from that life but you can never forget
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>>109833966
My grandparents have a bunch of chickens, I used to pet them and feed them all the time. It's fun as fuck.
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>>109836490
Sachi and Confucius. David will break in at night and tie her up, and force her to eat Confucius as he cooks him alive. Then after he makes her eat him, he'll kill her. All the while without ever changing his facial expression.
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That chicken made me miss Tonari no Kaibatsu-kun. Brain's Base can really stretch a budget when they want to.
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>>109836607
What a monster.
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>>109836607
>he'll kill her
Not before he rapes/mindbreaks her.
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>>109836651
He's asexual.
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>>109836607
This, because he wants Jonathan to win his organized cock fights but knows he doesn't stand a chance against the bugger chickens. So he starts killing them.
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>>109836666
All the more reason
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>>109836651
Her mind would already be broken by being forced to eat Confucius.
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>>109835836
>tfw ntr'd hard
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>>109836611

http://youtu.be/p84W5g2By2w

Shame that this is the only video I can find at the moment.

You reminded me to download the manga, the anime left me wanting a bit more than what I was given.
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>horror anime about chickens who are trying to survive in slaughterhouse, seeking for escape, running from humans with giant butcher knives which are portrayed like disfigured monsters

Anyone?
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>>109836359
Names of the chickens:

Jonathan = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_and_Jonathan
Husserl = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edmund_Husserl
Confucius = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confucius
Roger = ???
Makuzu = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tadano_Makuzu


Sachi's book:

Exile and the Kingdom (L'Exil et le royaume) is a 1957 collection of six short stories by French-Algerian writer Albert Camus.

The six works collected in this volume are:
>"The Adulterous Woman" ("La Femme adultère")
>"The Renegade or a Confused Spirit" ("Le Renégat ou un esprit confus")
>"The Silent Men" ("Les Muets")
>"The Guest" ("L'Hôte")
>"Jonas or the Artist at Work" ("Jonas ou l’artiste au travail")
>"The Growing Stone" ("La Pierre qui pousse")

>six characters
>six short stories
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>>109836812
>>>/PETA/

Hell no.
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>>109836834
Is this the evangelion of chicken anime?
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Is she insane?
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>>109834350

Cute.
I want a silky chicken pet and a pet crow and a parakeet and and and all the birds and cats in the world
You're making me feel like a 14 year old girl, /a/
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>>109836812
Chicken Run already exists.
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>>109835288
I'm french and disagree with your pleb tastes.
Coq au vin is life.
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>>109834350

>Picture of a silkie soup
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>Doesn't want chicken in a pen because muh moral
>Still wants to protect them so takes them home and has friend's take them as "favors"
>Implying it's any better than just sticking them in a pen
>Implying it's not annoying for family members anyways
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>>109837040
She's retarded, her death will be very satisfying.
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>>109837040
>implying you wouldn't feel insecure about your cock when Debido-kun is nearby
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>>109837040
>Splitting the chickens up so they are all lonely
>Not building them a chicken club house near the school so they can watch cute japanese high school girls all day
Touko seriously a worst.
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>>109836919
I have heard that parrots make the best bird pets, cause they bond with their owners, just like a cat or dog would.
Too bad their lifespans are > 80 years though. The owners would die before they do and then they become depressed.
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>>109837126
If the chickens are split up, at least one of them has a higher chance of survival than if they were all together.
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I didn't know chickens can fly.
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>>109837188
They can't.
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>>109833699
Should I pick up this show for the chicken or is it just making me think it is about them?
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>>109837188

I wish I could fly...
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>>109837126
Anime about a girl club house near a school so they can watch cute japanese high school chickens when?
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>>109837296
I wish I were a bird.
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>>109837351

Oh my gah!
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>>109837351
You want to be a cock?
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>>109837351
I wish I was not so depressed all the time
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>>109837414
Go to a doctor and get him to prescribe venlafaxine or ariprazole
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>>109837211
they can fly relatively small distances and go where you don't want them to. they're as good at flying as humans are at swimming, basically
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>>109836175
/a/ is very sneaky in how it makes you turn gay
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MC is so adorable. I love artists and retards.
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>>109837188
She's Noe and Jonathan's Raigomaru
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>>109837482
>Side Effexer
>using Abilify for depression
As expected of psychiatrists.
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>Chicken thread
>No Nagoya
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>>109837482
>venlafaxine

Not that guy, but I'm already on it and I don't think it really changed me all that much.
Just watch the fuck out for Mirtazapine, though. I was a proud hungry skeleton, now I am disgustingly skinnyfat.
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>>109837584
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>>109837482
dude that shit gave me the worst headaches if I even forgot a dose so I stopped taking it. Withdrawals are a bitch.
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>>109837585
How long have you been taking it? It takes a few weeks to work.
For effective treatment, you really have to combine cognitive behavioral therapy with medication, but they don't get prescribe together for some reason.
>>109837781
I hope you did not quit it cold-turkey? Did you wean off of it?
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>>109837872
Well I told my doctor I wanted to stop taking it and she said no and then I weaned myself off of it anyway because I'm a god damned adult. Kratom really helps if the withdrawal symptoms are too bad.
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>>109837980
>Well I told my doctor I wanted to stop taking it and she said no
What kind of doctor is this???
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>>109838023
one that wouldn't listen to her fucking patient
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>>109837872
>but they don't get prescribe together for some reason.
Do you have crappy insurance? CBT is not covered by a lot of policies. Zoloft is cheap - a psychologist's time is not.
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>>109837521
Agreed, don't know why but I've come to really like airheads.
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>>109838155
They're the only people you can feel smarter than, and you like that sense of superiority.
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>>109838037
I knew there were some Russians around since it's rooster thread.
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I'm eating chicken and dumplings while browsing this thread
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>>109838155
Airheads don't really create drama purposefully and just want to have fun - assuming that other people's stupidity doesn't bother you they are very fun to be with
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>>109835067
>argentinian chicken
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>>109838232
What the fuck is it with russians and roosters?
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I completely and utterly understand why Ribborn Girl threw a fit, that fucking chicken is going to shit all over the place. Fuck that guy for acting like it wasn't a big deal. Holy fuck, I get angry just thinking about it.
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>>109838219
But then what about the ones that are actually smart?
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>>109838112
I am a medical student who was treated for depression. I am disillusioned at how little fuck doctors actually give. I was just prescribed medication and that was it. Looks like other anons here share my experience

>>109837521
She is not really an airhead though, maybe a genki girl. She looked very serious and determined during the glass-blowing scene.
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>>109838557
She was not really angry cause of the chicken. She was just mad that 8man did what the MC asked him to do.
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>2014
>not equipping blades on your cock
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>>109837796
Cecilia couldn't handle it
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>>109838608
I'm a doctor. A little bit of straight talk here. Doctors are in many ways limited by the constraints of the medical system, which includes the limits on physician availability (psychiatry is grossly underserved as far as creating of new physicians), funding for care (care for psychiatric issues as a whole is massively unfunded - for example, the state of Texas will cover for the medical treatment of depression, bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, and PTSD. Personality disorders? Generalized Anxiety Disorder? Get out.), and pervasive social issues including rampant unemployment, high drug use, abusive households, and the "opportunity gap", in general.

tl;dr: There is only so much a doctor can do. Any serious attempt to address psychiatric issues really requires a multidisciplinary approach, but there are few places willing to pony up the dollars to provide that.
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>>109838390
"Rooster" means"passive homosexualist" at Russian prison slang
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>>109837584
Did someone say Nagoya?
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>>109834963
>easy to maintain
>aquarium

yeah, no
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>>109838722
>She was not really angry cause of the chicken.
She should have been. That was disgusting as fuck.
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>>109839461
What about glasses-chan? She got really angry when David barged in on them, so I think she's either a lesbian or was trying to back up the other guy.
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>>109839461
There will obviously be some complication in the following weeks.
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>>109838302
They should have a big orgy, they can bring the cocks as well.
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>>109839461
All love is unrequited. But I'm holding onto hope that Headband is going to win his Megane-chan. They have the potentional to be the cutest couple by far.
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>>109839663
>potentional
Not sure what happened.
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>>109839663
How? I'm sensing zero chemistry from them so far, though I guess that's attributable to the episode's quick pacing.
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>>109839663
Until David murders her.
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>>109839802
Headband was blushing while watching glasses trying glasses. But it looks unrequited right now.
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>>109833699
That's a big cock.
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>>109839461
Why is Dabide so interested in FeMC anyway.

You should put a arrow back to her with a question mark
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fixed it for you
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>>109839994
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>>109840064
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All the girls liked Davide at first sight, just look at them blushing. Their bodies can't hide their true feelings. Though, glasses did get pissy after hearing the "I thought there'd be guys, but..."
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so they pretty much all love cock, right?
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>>109840262
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>>109840374
Add some arrow from Ribbon to Retard, to symbolize jealousy.
And a skull from 8man to David.
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>>109840374
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>>109840492
Who is retard?
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>>109836265

He knows the future, he probably saw the chickens die and made the remark to save them from Genki's idiocy.

>>109836359
The boys have a chicken too, does this mean they'll get dicked too?
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>>109840568
Main girl
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>>109840558
Need more cocks.
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