What do we think of Dream Daddy?
>>2417119
deep as a puddle
Very bare bones for a visual novels. No CGs, really?
>>2417119
>alcoholic I didn't ask for this dad,
>fujoshi fetish dad
>modern cool asian dad
>vanilla dad
>nigger dad
>poo dad
>bara dad
why?
>>2417119
give me the dad (mom)
>pc gaming
>>2417122
>not wanting vanilla dad to fuck you all night
gay
>Only one ending is a spoopy Satan cult sacrifice ending
Weak
I would be all over it if it was a milf fucking stimulator with some decent CGs. As it stands this shit is gay as fuck.
>>2417119
$15 for a shit game riding on the gay as fuck daddy meme
>>2417122
>bara dad
>implying thats a bad thing
piece o' shit game that will do unfathomably well due to its backing by ecelebs and its status as a joke game rather than any actual merits, of which it has none
>>2417119
What's the lore behind it? What made all these dads gay? Do they all live in an area where the government is experimenting with hormones in the water supply? Do they all live near a nuclear power plant that has been leaking small doses of radiation into the town? Is the town built on an ancient Indian burial ground and they have been cursed?
Was gonna make a thread asking but looks like OP beat me to it
So, is it bad by /v/ standards because it's popular or is it legitimately terrible
BRIAN BEST DADDY
>>2417131
Supposedly:
White dad made a contract with demons that feed off of the sexual energy of single gay dads. He keeps them single to keep his demon fed. The one time he engaged in a relationship with one of them they discovered the truth and are now a ranting cryptid hunter that stays in town to try and warn newcomers away
Or something, people still haven't found the true ending being referenced here >>2417126 outside of datamining
>>2417119
If Joseph's datamined ending turns out to be canon, I will hate it. So far I like the game, cute for what it is.
speaks for itself
nobody asked for this drivel
>>2417133
i havent even played the gam (yet) and i already knew brain was daddyfu
i gave it a try, i finished the game in litterally half an hour, the story is extremely simple, it is still buggy after being delayed and the save system sucks.
the only good thing was brian's bare chest at his second date
How does a fucking VN manage to be so buggy?
>>2417136
On the contrary, I've seen it's popular with gays who's absolutely ga-ga for the dad archetype in spite of the actual quality of the game
as well as several youtubers doing it for the lulz, and white fujos doing it for the cuteses
>>2417132
Motherfucker it's a Dad dating simulator made entirely by a team of four e-celebs with 13-15 year old redditors
What do you expect?
>>2417134
arin tweeted about this secret ending but was incredibly vague and was like "maybe it exists maybe it doesnt, yall will never know" (not ad verbatim)
>>2417134
Wat?
I'm tired of seeing it in my recommended videos on youtube, despite the fact that I keep clicking the three dots and selecting "Not Interested". Is there a way to block shit you don't want to see on youtube? Because that would be fantastic.
>>2417136
>3483 owners
>advertisement by one of the biggest gaming channels on youtube
>meanwhile no name shit thats had no advertising sells more
>>2417140
oh good about twenty people liked it great to hear
>No effeminate daddy who is actually dominant
>instead we just get boring cardboard cutouts who appeal to the lowest common denominator just so tumblr takes this meme game as legitimate
>no fucking CGs
>routes are short as fuck
>Nothing interesting happens beyond fucking your daddy
>>384714551
Horror movies/movies don't lie I suppose
>>2417144
if you just keep clicking not interested then refreshing and saying youre not interested repeatedly a few times it'll go away eventually. though im not sure why you're so buttblasted over this
>>384714551
good bait
>>2417142
Honestly a good to honest psychological horror ending might be worth spending a couple bucks on but I feel like it'll be a huge letdown when it's revealed
>>2417119
>none of them are black
>>2417148
>though im not sure why you're so buttblasted over this
See? white people are stupid
>>2417119
I think the artstyle is ugly and I think I'm not going to help enable eceleb degenerates.
>>2417150
>>2417142
Fuck no, please tell me there's some kind of opposite ending when Joseph is not a demon, Mary is a bitch for no reason, Joseph dumps her and stays with you, fucking in his yatch like bunnies.
>goth dad is a tranny
who does this benefit
I like this game because it triggers the annoying gay furshits on this board since there's no fat animal men in it.
Would you a demon anons?
>>2417154probably not. It's implied that Mary was never actually the one cheating, and has been playing a role of a bitchy wife all along so that Joseph has a cover and she can survive.
>>2417119
Hot garbage. Julian of the OneyPlays "funny men" trio said it himself
Literally just piggybacked Game Grumps for recognition and put no effort into the actual game.
Oh yeah, it's progressive. Fuck that.
Reminder that he's right.
it's funny how some gay furry dating sims are way better written than this
>>2417156
damn son if you wanted to fuck botabu already just tell him
>>2417155
trannies, probably
i still like his route though, its one of the better ones.it was cute to see him scared at the movies and him as a "normal" person working at the shelter
Kinda gay
The game grumps made this, it's in the office episode.
>>2417122
Cool asian dad looks alright.
>>2417136
>3483 - 2784
It's 699. Learn math, anon.
>>2417119
The only good one is Robert. Although I don't appreciate that you can't fuck on the first day and just have that sort of relationship rather than your faggot dad being hung up about it.
>>2417165
It's also on the steam page you fucking neanderthal.
>>2417160
Fuck off homo.
>>2417160
>bara furry image
Didn't even read the post. Opinion disregarded.
>>2417119
western degeneracy at it's finest. the fact that this is shilled by e-celebs with a kid audience is even worst
>>2417167
...+- not -
>>2417169
You actually went to the steam page for it? What are you gay?
>>2417145
You underestimate the populace of gay twitter and fujo tumblr
>>2417160
Wow you actually screencapped your own post, every reply told your ass off but you had no response to any of it.
>>2417174
yes
>>2417160
Since when do gays own dad jokes?
And since when do the opinions of furfags matter?
>>2417119
They're all pretty fuckable. Lack of porn however makes the game pointless.
>>2417174
I do my research unlike faggots like you.
>>2417167
its the margin of error, anon
it's estimated 3483, give or take 2784
>>2417160
>ree it's like blackface for faggots
Don't be such a fucking faggot, holy shit.
>>2417176
Wrong. Most people who replied to him completely agreed with him.
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/384608850/#384625606
>>2417158
Watch the commas, I mean't that I would like an alternative and cannon ending where the demonic bullshit is fake and Mary is a bitch not because being married with a demon, but just because she is and Joseph is good.
Apparently the amount of foreshadowing pointing to the reveal is astounding, and if it was a joke ending, it would be frankly brilliant. But a canon true ending?Where is stated that Joseph have ruined all the dads relationships to feed the demon he's summoning? Which implies that no matter how happy you are with your dad, he will eventualy destroy your relationship or kill one of you? Which renders all of the happy endings in nonsense?Fuck that.
He was my favourite. I just wanted a comfy game and porn of the characters. Instead, we've been mass'effected.
/v/ will sure have a blast with the shitstorm.
the satanic twist is specifically there so people can go "see this happy gay dad dating game? it's dARK AS SHIT SENPAI"
>>2417119
We think it needs a furry option.
>>2417157
I want this fictional physique
>>2417160
>that entire post
I guarantee you that faggot browses tumblr.
>I-IT'S PROBLEMATIC WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO GAAAAYS
>>2417145
Why is DD higher on the sellers list if Kingdoms and Castles sold more...?
>>2417186
Nah, I think you need a bullet in your head.
>>2417119
>>2417160
The most problematic think about the game is that there is nothing that will make my dick hard. No hot husbandos.
>>2417160
Don't shitpost with Kotobuki.
He is too perfect for that.
>>2417166
that's a dad (mom).
Sold really well but seems like most people are quite disappointed by it.
>>2417190
You need a therapist.
>>2417194
You're telling me he has no dick?
>>2417188
nah, probably some poltard falseflaging.
/v/ only cares about misrepresentation and racism when they can use it to shit on some game. After that, it always return to nigger this, jew those an MUH SJW.
>>2417170
>>2417171
>>2417176
>>2417178
>>2417182
>>2417188
>>2417193
literally
>>2417134
So the game is basically gay hatoful boyfriend?
>>2417184
I would personally accept a twist on the ending where Joseph's not possessed but his kids are, and he's become obsessed with keeping said demon alive because he feels the need to protect his children. In his good ending you exorcise his kids or something, and both he and Mary are freed from a hapless marriage.
Though that still renders the other routes a little bleak it fits in more with the tone of the game.
>>2417195
huh? ive seen practically nothing but positive responses on it everywhere except here, except for some nonbinary fem leaning polysexuals on tumblr that dislike it because the game grumps are homophobic and transphobic, supposedly
>>2417197
some dev on twitter even confirmed that shit. Apparently the biggest hint is that guy uses a binder.
>>2417192
I had my fair share of boners, especially when things became juicy. Shame that game literally ends 1 chaper after.
Both Mat and Craig had cute stories. But cute is really different than sexy, which is the problem.
>>2417201
Suck my dick and I'll think about it.
>>2417203
Most people actually familiar with vns are disappointed by how incomplete it feels.
People with daddy fetishes are the worst.
>>2417204
the only hint, actually. he briefly mentions it when hes talking about his obsession with goth and victorian shit
captcha:
>select all images with dresses
>>2417204
>best boy is actually not a boy
Now I know how people feel about the draw a girl, call it a boy thing. Fucking hell.
>>2417200
Yes
dating sims were meant to be nutty, it's the true calling for the genre
>>2417203
2short. Like 2 hours a route
Amanda is cute! CUTE!
>>2417202
http://nihilistic-void.tumblr.com/post/163244055870/from-level18-game-file
Apparently the kids are vessels or pieces of him.
>>2417203
I mean, It all depends where you go
I think the very nature of the game makes it hard to really criticise
I would be interested in knowing where you went to see all that positive press?
From what I've read some (maybe most was a little exaggerated) felt the game wasn't quite what it was "advertised" to be.
Its all about a game by Game Grumps but misses the humour and doesn't actually have much substance.
I've not played it but I'm just telling you what I've heard.
You know I'm under the influence,
So don't trust every word I say.
>>2417212
I agree it was too short, but that doesnt exactly warrant being entirely disappointed with it. a lot of people acknowledged its lack in length, but were still positive about the game overall. that was my point
Let's play bait
>>2417214
>intellectually bankrupt fujobait dating sim actually has demons and interesting shit in it
>still not buying it because it looks stupid
>>2417194
Cool Asian dad isn't trans you dunce, it's the goth dad who's trans.
>>2417191
holy shit, its so true
>>2417221
oops, my bad then. Totally because they are so easy to get mix up since they look no different from each other.
>>2417163
I had the opposite reaction. His ending just makes him look like even a weirder dude - I'm willing to accept all the shit he does for the sake of an overly dedicated goth character, but he goes way too far for someone who's not that into it after all.
>>2417223
>one has a baby strapped to his chest in 99% of the scenes and also has short gray-ish hair
>the other has a cape and long black/dark gray hair
totally the same
>>2417214
>Well, hi. My name is Joseph. I have an alcoholic whore wife, whose life I destroyed.
>Nothing’s a coincidence, idiot. No town in America has such a concentration of eligible, willing Dads
>ever wonder where all the wives and husbands in town went? Why everyone’s an eligible single father?
>Because of me. Because of my work. Because of my loyalty.
>I am the conduit for something beautiful, {$PlayerFirstName}. Something pure. And you have the honor of being part of it.
>And I will fuck each Dad whose life I destroy until the shame and stink of their failures has returned our eternal king to life. The fuel of a hundred thousand rank darknesses of the soul.
>And all to get these very good friends of ours here, in my town, and my father’s town, and his father before him. Hurting for human touch. Praying for the salvation of kindness.
>I told you, I’m a cool youth minister. Have you seen my tattoos? Were you even watching me tear it up on the dance floor?
>And down to pound, if you catch my meaning. I had a whale of a time last night.
>Get it? Whale? We talked extensively about whales last night? You don’t really like them?
>I’m very perceptive. A good listener. I heard all those impure thoughts, {$PlayerFirstName}, and about a married man, no less.
>My kids? Those aren’t my kids.
Well, they are my kids. In a way. Cosmically. I guess you could call them vessels.
>And in that case I guess that technically makes me not a Dad. Woops. Sorry to kill that little fantasy for you.
>The safe word is Jimmy Buffett.
>Joseph, this is insane. So the whole minister thing… that’s just a front for this weird sex dun-
>Oh, that’s so cute. You think this is a sex thing.
>I mean, it’s kind of a sex thing.
>This body is but a conduit, Mary! I’ll see you in your nightmares!
Radical
>>2417119
They're all ugly and don't arouse me.
So whatever.
>>2417225
the face is the first thing I notice, not the body or hair.
Literal definition of a meme game.
Whether that's a bad thing or not is up to you.
>>2417139
Ask Super Hunk Club's devs.
>>2417223
I hate how they look too but they're totally distinguishable
>>2417230
*Super Health Club
Though Super Hunk Club isn't entirely inaccurate.
>>2417230
DongSaeng deserved better=[
>>2417119
Stop shilling this SJW meme game
>>2417230
> Renpy is perfectly serviceable
> devs decide to use other engine because ???
>>2417233
He really did. The whole production was a clusterfuck. I'd like to play a game with his art in it that isn't shit.
>>2417235
Great question, one I'm sure they wish they had asked themselves.
>>2417226
He was my favourite. He was going to be my first husbando. I will never love a fictional character again.
Oh well, At least we'll have the memories and this picture.
>>2417233
What happened to him?
>>2417232
>>2417236
is there any torrent for this?
>>2417236
Developer tidbit: don't actually hire/ask an artist to do stuff unless you have your stuff together.
If it was a tongue-in-cheek joke, sure.
But it's not, it's just boring homoshit with the worst possible tumblr humor imaginable.
>>2417237
He just drew for a game that's clearly in need of a little quality and advertising control is all.
He's also not drawing as much as he used to but eh, what can you do when you have an irl job.
>>2417241
Oh what a shame. As a fellow spaniard, I hope he's okay. Gaysome was cute.
>we
streamer bait. Even the korea one was better for what i've seen
>>2417136
That's pretty good for a recently released cheap VN.
>>2417243
> the korea one is better
haha no.
>>2417192
Brian is in the game though.
>>2417243
is this umineko?
remember in Morenatsu that bug where Juiichi would just strip in the final day when everyone's seeing you off?
>>2417247
no, its a random comicclose enough,
though
I recall this typo also being in the finished version of the game, but I might be wrong.
>>2417237
Got his art attached to a shitty game.
>>2417238
I'm sure there is somewhere because an anon leaked it launch day but I don't know if it's still up anywhere.
>>2417239
Great advice.
>>2417160
He's a faggot, but he's right
Actually, what was that game about masseurs called? That one had alright art
>>2417134
wow, the christian white man is the evil one, shocking.
>>2417243
http://store.steampowered.com/app/512060/Stay_Stay_Democratic_Peoples_Republic_of_Korea/
You mean this one?
...I don't really see how.
>>2417253
> demon worshipper
> christian
huh, anon...
>Shitty VN funded and made by shitty e-celebs
It will be forgotten in weeks. Also it's basically copy of Overwatch characters just slightly changed.
What do you expect from people like Suzy who basically stole D.Va design and logo to promote her own show.
I'm actually surprised Blizz didn't sue them but then retarded GG fans would jump on them for that.
>>2417256
>dating sims are visual novels
careful there, you'll trigger the stat obsessed autismos
>>2417252
https://fullservicegame.tumblr.com/
This one right? Yeah, it's drawn by Mazjojo and it seems aight
>>2417256
>Dating sims are visuals novels.
Dating sims are adventure games.
>>2417255
yeah yeah i know, quite contradicting but the entire game picture you as the religious one and goes out of the way to show you is a crazy religious person. Is as predictable as the Jesus is Cuming joke
>>2417258
dating sims ARE visual novels, but not all visual novels are dating sims.
>>2417160
he might be a disgusting fat lover furfag but he is right in some points he made
>>2417119
hey fag stop making threads about this gay ass game
>>2417260
Adventure games are visual novels.
Hey Arin, stop shilling for this game. I know your gameis a queerxplotation game and we can't do anythig to convince people your real intentions but you ain't fooling us here, maybe reddit will buy your game since tumblr and twitter are all over it
>>2417238
OMG stop showing those muscles STUPID HOMOSEXUAL FUCK.
I HAVE A DADDY MUSCLE FETISH, FUCK OFF FAG II HATE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>2417265
Adventure games are not visual novels, visual novels don't have gameplay, adventure games do.
>>2417267
I wonder how Ronnie feels that GG used his image of the bearded ginger fat man with hawaiian shirt as a gay "dad"
>>2417267
>>2417268
Lot of visual novels do have game play. Dating sims for example.
>>2417272
You're talking in circles now.
Adventure Games have gameplay, visual novels do not. Visuals novels that have gameplay are adventure games. Dating sims are adventure games, they're not visual novels. Visual novels that involve dating as a central theme are not dating sims, because they don't have gameplay. You're just reading a story, not interacting with a date.
>>2417271
why does this turn me on?
>>2417274
cuz you gay, son
>>2417122
Poo dad looks like Joaquin Phoenix
>pirate game
>open it
>first Dad tip is "Don't pirate games!"
uuuh...
Well, it isn't for me, doesn't mean I want it banned or anything, I just wont buy it.
>>2417275
but im not atracted to femboys, aren't gays just attracted to that shit?
>>2417279
you like male, either trap/man/boy, you're gay, fuccboi
>>2417279
> aren't gays just attracted to femboys
oh man you're in for a rude awakening
>>2417279
Define femboy. Are you thinking about thinks, or something even more femenine?
>>2417280
Thigh windows are for ____
>>2417281
I mean i have fantasies about giant muscle handsome daddies destroying cities or vore, and i get off.
Femintity and weakness turns me off.
I guess i'm just asexual.
>>2417279
yeah because being attracted to big hairy muscly hunks is not gay at all
>>2417282
Twinks, i find them really boring, i'm just not attracted to women or femguys they're just meh
>>2417119
>Search for game
>See's this
No thank you.
>people praising it as "Finally a dating game for girls"
I want all these people to die.
>>2417279
Are you 12?
>>2417289
19
I doubt im gay trough, even if i fantatize kissing with a handsome masc guy every day
>>2417288
This annoys me so much. Otome and BL have been a thing for decades, jfc.
Testing post to see if I got banned
>that fucking minigolf achievement
>>2417284
>asexual
no, you are just attracted to masculinity, you love when a man shows machismo and confident. That is what gays like in men, those who are into femboys are in denial or insecure of their manhood
>>2417288
>>2417291
What a weird thing to say. Otome games are so much more thought-out, expansive, and higher quality than this. Hell even your run of the mill crappy BL like Dramatical Murder is.anyone else looking forward to this otome game, on the subject?
It's the typical cheap dating sim but homos will swear out that this is more proof that the evil cis straights are out to genocide them.
>be Straight
>Will bash gayfag fairies into the ground and remind them they all have a mental illness and need to off themselves.
>But have absolutely no problem with the bara community doing its thing and actually enjoy the art style in a purely non sexual way
What does it mean?
>>2417295
I don't think it makes me gay trough i don't like dicks.
>>2417298
That you are a twink sub.
where are the graphics rips? that's all I want from this piece of shit
>>2417298
You're a faggot of colossal proportions, but you're in denial so you bash those that feel the most like you, trying to bury the insecurity you have.
You like the "art style in a purely non sexual way" because you want to be anally annihilated by one of the big guys.
>>2417298
Because they're adulating strength, power, and masculinity, whereas fairies are adulating weakness and femininity.
The fat fetishist subcommunity needs to be purged though.
>>2417298
bara appreciates manhood unlike fairies who want to be traps, cross dress a lot. I think you are just appreciating the good qualities of masculinity and that's fine to idolize traits you share with them. Is kinda like seeing action movies and look up for Stallone and Schwarzenegger types
>>2417299
maybe you just admire manlyhood then
>>2417122
>alcoholic I didn't ask for this dad,
That's just donte.
>>2417301
nowhere because the game has a grand total of 1 CG per route.
>>2417303
>Because they're adulating strength, power, and masculinity
is a shame most barafags thinks that fatness is part of it
>>2417200
>a joke game about fucking pigeons that turns into a horror game followed by a sequel that becomes Feels: The Game
I want Moa to make a game about gay pigeon dads.
>>2417300
>>2417302
>>2417303
>>2417304
I guess man. I just like str builds. Reminds me of Thundercats and He-man and shit. After the Matrix came out, suddenly every protag had to be some slim fuckwit
Theres a game called Bastard Bonds that uses the bara art style and it sits nicely with me
>>2417249
>"So our master's rape incest baby survived an attempted murder at the hands of our master's daughter in law, how should we deal with this?"
>"I know! Let's tell Kinzo he died so he goes even more insane, force this child into indentured servitude, and for shits and giggles raise him as a girl. I'll be sure to give him a tiny micropenis so he can never fully transition though. For the lulz."
>"Genius idea!"
Those two are the biggest fucking assholes in the entire game and they deserved to die horrible deaths.
>>2417298
It means you want cock
I've yet to see a single "GAYS NEED TO DIE " faggot that wasn't just a repressed homo wanting nothing more than to drown in a sea of cock
>>2417295
I've just masturbated to steve raider (youtube).
I feel like shit now, what i've done? why i did it?
But im asexual but i couldn't resist to fap to these sexy muscles, thicc ass and that handsome face.
I feel like a piece of shit, i just ruined my life.
Meanwhile Jon hasn't updated in half a year, but according to a literal who he apparently has something big set for august.
>ECH! Jon here. Back. Back again. Thanks for joining me.
>You know a lot of things have been said over the past few months. Some that others may not be proud of.
>But how about them video games right I mean just beep boop WOHOOOO yeah?
>yeah
>It's no surprise though that I've been on a bit of a movie kick too, so I've whipped up something that well... I think you'll like.
>We'll be playing a special game. It's been a lot of work, but I'm proud to bring you a multipart series...
>SAW: Chicongo
>>2417310
>survived an attempted murder
they didnt know natsuhi pushed the servant off the cliff i think
if i remember correctly, the reader only learned of it when they were in her perspective and she reminisced about it in ep 5 after the mysterious person from 19 years ago called, she never told anyone
but other than that, sayo's backstory was pretty bs
>>2417306
I just want the character graphics, mostlythe daughtersfor editing purposes
>>2417292
you don't need to post for that:
4chan.org/banned
>>2417316
Idk why but buff handsome muscle guys in thicc clothes turns me on.
Why drop asexual? im not sexually atracted to him
>>2417315
the cgs you're thinking of are probably the pinups, which are only of the dads
unless you mean the sprites
>>2417318
>Idk why but buff handsome muscle guys in thicc clothes turns me on.
>im not sexually atracted to him
>asexual
>>2417319
Sprites, I don't care for the ugly deviantart/tumblr men, just the ugly deviant/tumblr girls.
>>2417318
You can't say they turn you on, then say you're not sexually attracted. Or can you? You're confusing me.
>hahaha gay dudes am i right fellow liberals
Yeah, that doesn't fly anymore. I fully expect this thing to get blown to pieces by the polytokuates of the world, and these people don't come for apologies or excuses. They come for your career. Game Grumps will be in deep shit for this, watch.
>>2417322
I do get turned on, but i just can't be gay its not possible.
>>2417119
Looks fucking disgusting, do people actually like those designs or are people just buying that shit up because "MUH GAMEGRUMPS!!!"?
>>2417323
>polytokuates
is this some conspiracy theory shit
>>2417324
You'rearomantic.
>>2417314
I can't exactly remember if they knew or not, but I think they suspected something, which was another reason why they hid the fact that the baby was still alive.
>>2417324
acceptance is the key, you're a faggot, move on with life rather than bitching waaah I'm attracted to this dude but I'm not.
>>2417259
Yep! That's the one
Thanks
>>2417329
Why is the Abyss leaking everywhere?
>>2417331
I like the story, art style and hell, the manga even provides a lot of reaction image.fuck animeonlyfags tho
>>2417119
Who do you think gay men would like more, those ugly men, or Rance?
>>2417329
But why im attracted to guys? why those buff bodies and those beared perfection of faces turn me on?
Why not women?
>>2417334
youre gay, thats why
gay guys aren't attracted to women
>>2417334
breaking news: people are attracted to physical characteristics of a person, and also >384726885
>>2417334
Why not? Nothing wrong with being attracted to something attractive my man.
>>2417119
>3 whites
too racist for my taste
>>2417333
The daddies because Rance is a a fucking skinny dyel.
>game about dating your dream mom
no problem, it's hot
>game about dating your dream dad
whoa! how can girls or fags enjoy degenerate things like us?!
kys
>>2417339
>that pic
pls be real
>>2417341
>>384727294
Why wouldn't it be
You think I would just toy with your feelings like that?
I'm not that heartless, anon.
>>2417341
It's "The end of dreams" or something like that
Also, wtf mods
Why eggplants......?
welcome to twink land
>moving game threads to /y/
And just when I thought mods on /v/ couldn't get more retarded.
haha now you have live with the fujos
>>2417348
I mean technically it's a vn. But pretty funny that they don't treat bishoujo games the same way.
people on tumblr are getting their panties twisted over the joseph twist. I wonder how many of them are girls/kids.
>>2417352
The thing I'm amazed about is how much circlejerk there is over
>muh heart, muh tenderness and real relationships
When it's like 2 hours per dude and 99% dad jokes. The amount of longform 'headcanon' style posts I've seen about how they're all cinnamon rolls makes me want to die
The way the twist is framed is pretty funny though, with Joseph pointing out how absurd the entire concept of the game is.
>>2417354
yeah, it's so fucking strange. there's two dates with joseph that involves a bake sale, a church dance and a yacht that ends in boning... I don't think it's enough to get so invested that you're getting upset over an ending that's datamined.
it's a simple dorky game and I think it's strange that people are treating it as the holy grail of gay games.
>>2417345
dick symbolism
>>2417345
You've never seen the eggplant emoji used to mean a dick?
>>2417348
threads on /v/ just become bitching about the game grumps and gays in society anyway
>>2417119
>No sex
>No lewds
>Agenda bullshit "gays can be good parents too!"
Why is western garbage even allowed here?
>>2417365
Because /v/ banished the thread here. Take it up with the mods to banish it elsewhere
>>2417366
>Thread about some shity VN with no fucking sex moved to /y/
>The board that only allows porn imagedumps
This go to /cm/ not /y/. What the fuck are they doing.
>>2417369
Realistically, the board this thread truly deserve is /trash/ [spoiler]and even more realistically this should have just stayed on fucking /v/, vns have always been allowed
>>2417381
>>2417340
this. I am fucking tired of that attitude
10 bucks is pretty cheap in comparison to all the shit MG pumps out on steam. Would be nice if it had more CGs but I guess the shitty minigames were supposed to make up for it.
>>2417366
/v/ is retarded
Markiplier and Jacksepticeye are playing the game, and their daddies are very hot, too. Any drawfags want to take a crack at drawing them fucking one of the Dream Daddies?
Jack's madly in love with Brian, bear gingers apparently drive him wild. Mark hasn't decided on one yet.
>>2417407
He's a cryptid hunter
There's also a new /v/ thread
>>2417407
Could also be a reference to the supposed secret ending.
>>2417238
I have the file on my telegram chat
>>2417412
I hope Dan and Phil play this at some point 2bh
how the fuck does this thread have so many replies and like no porn
this isnt /v/
i hate you all
>103 IP's in 10 hours
Did this thread originate from another board before being moved here? How is this even possible on /y/?
>>2417448
It was probably on /v/ hence the lack of any porn until recently
>>2417321
>Goes to a game about dating gay dudes for the chicks
Anon you're a special kind of stupid.
>>2417304
>I think you are just appreciating the good qualities of masculinity and that's fine to idolize traits you share with them. Is kinda like seeing action movies and look up for Stallone and Schwarzenegger types
As a gay bara fan this gave me a fucking laugh
>>2417466
/y/ already had one running too, that's no excuse.
>>2417477
i didnt know, i don't come here often. mods, especially on the more popular boards like /a/ or /v/, seem to be pretty retarded anyways
This game fucking sucks, pandering on every level.
check out my dadsona, his name is Allyn Vincentson and his pronouns are they/them
>>2417484
did you take the shot with your phone on purpose to be ironic or
>>2417484
i think u should reread that last part out loud but slowly
I'm really bothered that a game that should be about gay relationships has a bunch of roasties making female avatars. I mean can't they at least try to make something resembling a guy?
>>2417160
Was that on /v/? Because that guy is too right to be from /y/
>>2417253
You know I can't even disagree with your point
Oh come on, don't be like this, it's just like when blacks start complaining about overwatch villains being non-white. It's not that deep
>>2417160
Blaxploitation films were made by black people though. It was the only way they could attempt to bring black actors and directors into the mainstream. Learn2 film history.
>>2417504
The dadsona maker sucks. Especially in comparison to how nice the other dads and characters look.
I just want to make someone with a medium build but even the muscular bodytype is too skinny. Plus, a lot of the head shapes don't even match up with the eyes most of the time.
Is anyone else bothered by how basic the whole story is? I mean even the secret ending is just a basic secret cult demon blah blah, when they could have made things actually interesting.
>>2417522
B-but it has the word 'ploitation' in the name, that means it is wrong. Some twenty year old college student on tumblr said it so it must be true.
>>2417421
>Joseph as a cumdump
Unff. Also, where the hell do you find the porn? Been looking in tumblr and twitter but nothing
fucking Joseph
>>2417533
we expected too much.
>>2417537
>thought joseph was gonna be an aggro powerbottom slut
>he's actually an aggro top
i... didn't think i'd like this so much
>>2417562
Me neither, especially when he lifts you then throws you on his bed
>Lots of time to kill *****. We better get started.
I seriously hope the devs add more content in the future which allows you to stay with him.
>>2417574
I feel with how successful it's been already along with people wanting more, DLC is very likely
>>2417323
Why would annelids be offended by gay people?
>>2417484
I totally would.
>>2417119
So the word daddy it's just any guy, uh. And i though the use of the word thick was bad. Not a single daddy here. But it's not a bad game just the novelty.
>>2417193
Go away furry
>>2417583
or they have.....uhhhh......kids
>>2417122
>fujoshi fetish dad is apparently actually a woman--I mean "transman"
calling shit tumblr is so overused but god damn it that is so fucking tumblr
>>2417134
It's apparently text for a Halloween DLC ending.
>>2417160
>dating sims
>gameplay
Pick one
>>2417537
I've had better luck finding porn in the character tags instead of the main game tag. Still have to do a lot of scrolling, though.
>>2417589
Are you retarded? The dude even explains the difference.
>>2417533
How the fuck
Do you get the secret ending.
Are people bitching about an ending they can't even play?
Oh wait. Yes they are, it's Tumblr.
>>2417602
>jogs with his fucking babby strapped on
Literally worst dad
I could actually stand him if he was the classic blonde, blue eyed dumb jock Chad bro type but asian just kills it
>>2417602
It might be glitched. The option to walk Mary home will pop up twice and people are thinking that it might be interfering with things.
>>2417127
you know this is /y/ and not /u/ right?
>>2417602
I'm operating under the assumption that it was put in the gamefiles specifically as an easter egg for dataminers to find. I doubt it's accessible in the game proper.
>>2417119
these guys don't like yaoi, FUCK EM!!!!!!!!
https://discord.gg/z6na6S4
>>2417602
The thing is super confusing honestly. The secret ending is supposedly the one with "Escape from Margaritaville" trophy, which points out it has something to do with Joseph, and the cult ending which was discovered by datamining is all about Joseph. But if one artist from the game have said the cult stuff is from a future Halloween DLC (confirmation I haven't seen anywhere), what the fuck is the secret ending and the escape trophy about? The cult stuff actually ties some plot points and there's foreshadowing of it in the game. And some events supposedly related with it, like the Walk Mary home and Robert warning you about Joseph are appearing, so nobody nows if its because a glitch, or the cult ending is actually canon and nobody has discovered, or they removed it. Or if the real good ending with Joseph is actually glitched, and the Walk Mary home event has something to do with it.
Anyway, enough ranting, posting some stuff. Not my cup of tea, but if anyone likes fangs...
this whole thread is a mess.
>>2417661
> posting trans shit
>>2417662
Goddamm, source please.
>>2417670
@tastyboygenji
>>2417663
My bad. Won't happen again.
>>2417672
Thanks a lot anon!
>>2417675
Perfection
Too bad this doesn't happen in game
Fucking devs , the game had so much potential
All it needed was sex cgs and expanded cult dungeon with joseph and his kids turning into half demons of some sort
>>2417694
i have a feeling joseph's wacky route is halloween dlc?
does anyone have a link to a mega or something?
>>2417155
Literally no one. It's implied only in a throw away line that only the mentally ill would latch onto
>>2417704
meaning they put at least one achievement in the game that can't be unlocked for several months? yikes
>>2417184
I feel this so much. Fuck this bullshit honestly. The trope of sweet guy turns out to be secretly evil has been done to death.
>>2417249
WHAT is this game
>>2417616
One cunt on steam called hobolyra has the escape the margarita zone achievement but they're not saying how
I reckon they fucked with the steam shit to get it tho
Another cult Mary pic
>>2417319
what the fuck is the point of this game when it only has one CG per character? they're not even drawn by the same artist lmao
>>2417774
>what the fuck is the point of this game
To be a shitty meme game.
>>2417750
Umineko no Naku Koro ni
That, specifically, is from episode 7: requiem of the golden witch
its a visual novel, a long one too (~80 hours to complete) so be warned
>>2417603
>not in love with a hot-ass jock just because he's asian
dumbass trump voter
>>2417661
Wait fuck this is hot.
>>2417663
FUCK YOU
>>2417661
Get this trash out of here
>>2417769
Wtf I hope they spill the beans
>>2417806
Or they're bullshiting since they're like trying to get exposure for their streams. Either way tho this is pre fucking wild
>>2417808
This is the detective that's in the cult ending, his name is Saul. The demon Amanda is also ripped from the games files
>>2417747
>>2417134
>>2417135
>>2417142
>>2417809
Wish I could trade Brian for this guy.
>>2417813
He does say at the end of the cult ending when your saved that if you ever need help or somebody with you to call him or something down the lines of that
>>2417814
Noice
>>2417663
well damien is trans. a dev confirmed it on twitter
i know /y/ means dicks only but this isnt just a shitty unfounded headcanon so i think it should be accepted?
>>2417823
I agree, I think stuff with him and dildos is fine.
>>2417828
fuck off, this is y, not tumblr
>>2417661
Source?
>>2417823
Accepted for the character is one thing, posting images of it on /y/ is different.
>>2417865
Oh whoops lol sorry, I guess I missed that. Thanks!
>>2417769
Apparently the dude says something about the profile answers being important and such, but seems like he got the code via cheats, because he has contradicting trophies (like the one for dating all the dates when he hasn't completed some routes for example).
>>2417935
its obvious to anyone who has ever played games on steam that the guy used steam achievement manager to pop all the impossible ones at once.
this thread is fucking retarded. fuck you gay tumblr for this.
>>2417661
Yes
This is some of the best transman/cuntboy porn I've seen.
As an FtM, it's always kinda bugged me that there's almost nothing with the tmen on top. If you have more like this, I say post it.
Anyone got a list of tags the porn (or just art in general) has been posted under? I really don't want to have to dig through tons of tumblr whining just to look at some art. Is there anything on pixiv?
>>2418075
>If you have more like this, I say post it.
How about you fuck off?
>>2418075
Dude, this is /y/, a board for yaoi content. AKA dudes with dicks fucking other dudes with dicks, or at least showing one. Don't post cuntboys or transmen with no dick's in here. That shit isn't /y/ related at all.
If you want cuntboys or transmen fucking other dudes with strap-ons, then go to /d/. Besides, this game's discourse has already fucked up any chances for porn/meaningful discussions, adding content that isn't /y/ will just make a bad fandom worse.
>>2417661
the stupidest part is that the artist paid attention to the being trans thing, but ignored the fact that Damien uses binders, ie. still has tits, so this pic is only half-accurate to canon
I'm hoping to see some good male Damien art at some point. If tumblr can "headcanon" every other character as trans, then I can headcanon Damien as male.
>>2418126
You have a point. /D/ just tends to be quantity over quality.
I'm not really into the porn; I was just really happy to see a trans-guy getting to do the dicking instead of having to just ride one. I mean, yeah it's easier, but mentally not as satisfying...
>>2418128
I noticed. They must have had trouble drawing small boobs.
>>2418329
Shy and inexperienced Joseph trying to hide his sluttiness from his family, of course
>>2418329
unleashed, aggro, toppy joseph 100%
shy wibbly virgin tropes bore me
>>2418329
i'm sorry i know headcanons are headcanons but i really can't see joseph as sexually shy or inexperienced
he picks your character up bridal-style and carries him to bed to fuck him for god's sake
>>2418366
I know, I can't really imagine him as a blushing virgin either, but so far I've seen him portraited in those extremes, and asked for curiosity what you guys think. Sorry I don't have pics to share, I'm hunting for them I swear. Can post fanfics if someone is interested and haven't found anything yet.
>>2417386
It's $15, not 10
>>2418329
Turboslut. Hiding behind a mask of purity just makes it hotter.
>>2418364
http://archiveofourown.org/works/11580000
>>2418409
http://archiveofourown.org/works/11587155?view_adult=true
>>2418421
thank you anon
question, who drew the trans porn of damien? :9
>>2417119
Looks like Tumblr give a abortion
>>2418565
>everything is tumblr, I eat tumblr, breathe tumblr, drink tumblr, in my waking hours I think only of tumblr, in my eternal sleep I dream of tumblr, the one constant in my life is tumblr
Can you people stop making yourselves victims and move on with your lives already?
I know the thread's dead but oh well
>>2418567
lol calm down
>>2417191
delet this cant unsee it
>>2417191
>brian is reinhardt
can someone make a dakimakura of this, ive never wanted something this bad in my life until now
>>2418565
But anon, they all have regular noses, and not everyone is overweight
>>2418296
sauce?
So anyone know how to mod this game
>>2418873
so far the only thing I understand is when they initializate the game to put each portrait to each character. When modding, I suppose I wouldn't be hard to add new portraits to the base ones, and the fade in black scene could be sustituyed by a new sexy one.
>>2418991
but they're sprites so it wouldnt be hard to modify a png file
>>2419023
Of course, if you can add new portraits, modifying the existant would be much easier. But if we were to do this, go hard or go home. Imagine the possibilities.
>Robert taking his dick out of his briefs to make you suck him.
>Craig removing his Jockstrap
>Joseph playing with his nipples
>Damien tied up
And so on, doubt any of this could be made with the current sprites.
>>2419069
Here, I made this more board-appropriate for y'all
>>2419069
i feel like I'm close to cracking this shit
does any one know how to open and view .resS and ASSETS files
From what im getting online, this is where the png files can be viewed however i cant view it regularly, you need a program to extract these files and ive found something that might work but its getting tricky because i dont know how to install that program in unity builder
>pic related
I just pirated it to fuck the grungy dad. Too bad it's a pussy game and doesn't have any actual porn in it
For some reason the existance of a "streaming-safe mode" in the game's options makes me very bad
>>2419191
wanna make a fan patch?
>>2419193
Was actually thinking about it, but sadly I'm too much of a furry shit to know how to draw people. I'm absolutely sure someone will do one someday, it's bound to happen
>>2418156
source? doesn't this artist have a twitter?
>>2419196
Yup, found it here: https://twitter.com/bgp_122/status/889189160996569088
>>2419194
i just need some help getting to unpack the file so i'll look more into it tomorrow
>>2419175
>Left the sweater
10/10 edit anon. But somehow, I find the other picture way hotter for some reason, maybe it's because of the shorts.
Saving it anyways.
>>2419317
Okay, confirmed, it's because of the shorts.
>>2419175
this is hot, did you draw the original pic? if so can you do more of joseph in slutty shorts like that? maybe with a bulge and stuff? way fucking sexy
>>2417157
I would fill his asshole with every fluid in my body, yes.
People who are saying the art is bad need to get their eyes checked. Saying you don't like the style is one thing, but the guys are all well drawn. Only people who like super deformed animu anatomy would call those guys badly drawn.
>>2419590
it's literally just 3dpd fags calling the art ugly. they want bug-eyed anime boys with the same hairstyle in different colors just like their chinese cartoons
>>2417287
LMAO
I was interested because nobody will shut the fuck up about it and thought the vanilla ass Joseph was cute... then i saw the gamegrumps logo and ran the fuck away as fast as i could
>>2417155
I'm incredibly pissed about it since he was my favorite dad in the first place.
>>2419670
They didn't make it, they just published it and funded it.
>>2419212
lemme know if you figure it out. i know some people whod love to help out with a nsfw version
If a nsfw fanpatch is in the works I would happily contribute
>>2417944
Yeah he's a fucking greedy cunt
>>2418066
>>2417238
hi,, what's the sauce on this pic?
also i'd like a torrent for the game as well
>>2420108
same anon here, i might have found a download for it?
http://baramangaonline.com/eng-oonyx-games-super-health-club/
>>2420109
same anon again, that link is just for the beta. idk where to find the full, latest game yet :<
>>2420108
Get a fucking job
>>2417412
He choose the Asian and I think it's really cute
Let's be honest here, this game is tumblr bait and I fucking HATE it. Best Husbando turned out to be a cult leader and we've were meant to find it such a twist when even Markipler figured it out so quickly. God forbid it be the tranny or the black guy. No, had to be the Christian conversative.
>>2420530
Mark chose Craig? That's awesome, Craig is best daddy along with Brian.
>>2420532
It's a video game, stop being such a whiny little faggot.
>>2420532
the cult ending is a joke/halloween dlc and i refuse to believe otherwise
unless the devs give into the whining for it to be canon, which i hope they dont
>>2420704
they found additions to the cult ending code and some codes linking it to the Escape from Margarita Zone achievement in the recent update. shit luck on us, anon, it's probably always gonna happen