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A really short and perplexing GT story hoping to translate. 2017-06-21 03:47:17 Post No. 2407504
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A really short and perplexing GT story hoping to translate. 2017-06-21 03:47:17 Post No. 2407504
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A really short and perplexing GT story hoping to translate.
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2017-06-21 03:47:17
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I was just posted recently, only six pages, uncensored, LOTS of nudity but not really any sex. However, it is the last panel that's so puzzling that makes you ask: HUH?!?
Title: Hot Oden
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My moonspeak is noob level so take my interpretation of this with a grain of salt, but it might help satiate your curiosity before a proper translation comes along.
It seems that the men are personified oden ingredients (bald guy = boiled egg and first muscular guy = beef tendon, etc.) and while waiting to be eaten, are made by beef tendon to debate over which among them is the most popular ingredient. They present their individual cases, but then a customer arrives and they decide that whoever gets picked first by the customer will be declared the winner.
Now for the 6th page. This is the page I understood the least but I think the customer is told by the oden stall owner that they've run out of mustard. Because of that, the customer decides to only get the soup and nothing else, and the ingredients are left orz-ing because they all lost to mustard.
Sorry if I got it horribly wrong but I tried.
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>>2407541
No man, I applaud you! True or not, that...STRANGELY makes sense. LOL.
Laying it out like that, the way they are showing off their bodies, I can actually see it playing that way. And looking up 'ORZ', I now understand it is a Japanese emoticon for banging your head in frustration.
Thank you so much!
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>>2407541
I think you got everything right, so good job
>>2407504
Alright, guys
Today, let's decide who's the most popular guy here
...of couse, that guy is me!
After all, muscles are what make man a man!
(beef tendon)
Man, you are so wrong
As expected of a musclehead
The hell you said?
You think everyone likes meat?
Well, that's completely wrong
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>>2407505
People only like muscles as a fetish!
(pounded fish cake/hanpen)
Many more people love soft and fluffy guys!
There are whole magazines dedicated to us!
Oh, I am laughing. If you really think that way, you should go check your eyes and nose, they're full of shit.
Huh?
Face over body! Face is everything!
Do you guys even take any care of your skin?!
(egg)
When you get older, you'll end up with a bunch of spots and wrinkles, and it'll be to late for you to do anything, but cry!
Now gaze your eyes upon my silky, egg-white skin!
Guys like you are only popular with Fujos!
Aren't you just an egg!? You're too feminine!
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>>2407506
...pha! Body shape and face are both irrelevant!
What!?
The important part is manhood!
(tube-shaped fish-paste cake/chikuwa)
Look at this mammoth!
...pheh! It might be big, but it's way too... soft.
Wha!?
Mine's smaller but rock hard!
(burdock tempura/ gobouten)
I bet you have implants in it!
Why would anyone make tempura with veggies anyway!
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>>2407507
You guys are such show-offs
The hell!?
None of that is important for the bottom
I don't have to stick myself in people's face!
My backdoor can beat you anytime!
(rice in tofu/mochikinchaku)
My hole is tight outside and hot and slippery inside!
You idiot! Your insides are too hot, burning hot!
When it comes to taste, I won't lose to you guys!
Pure guys like me have always been popular!
Nobody jerks off to guys like you anymore!
That's just an urban legend, a myth!*
(konjac)
*apparently people used to masturbate with konjac
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>>2407508
Man, these youngsters
(deep-fried tofu/ganmo)
So full of pretence(there's also a pun on how they're full of dashi/soup stock and I have no idea how to translate it to keep the pun in)
(daikon)
What was that!?
Shut up, you old farts!
Good evening!
Oh, come in, come in!
Oh!
We have a customer.
Alright
Let's to this
Whoever gets picked first is the most popular!
OK
Fine with me!
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>>2407509
I'll take hote sake/atsukan and... maybe oden
Wait, what...
That just won't do.
I'm sorry, but we're out of mustard/karashi...
What, no mustard?
Hmm, guess no oden for me then
We... we lost to mustard...
To a side character...
Unexpected result
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Guys, that you so much for clarifying the meaning of this story and the translation. I really enjoyed setting this one up. Hope you like it.
I got a taste for Japanese right now. LOL
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