hows about a Stardude thread?
Here's a short comic from pixiv. 1/10
Oh, wait, there's an extra panel. I'll see what else I can find on pixiv.
so who did you all marry?
Not sure why Sebastian is the popular choice
I ended up choosing a husband by a process of elimination, though.
Alex is hot, but he seems too unapproachable to me with all that /fit/ talk. Talking to Sam feels like talking to a teenage boy so I could never see him as a potential romance option. Sebastian is more on the angsty teenager phase, but at least I can relate with parents not taking my computer-related job seriously.
Elliot is just weird, and Harvey doesn't have an interesting story, though I like the concept of a socially awkward older guy.
So yeah, while I don't find Shane too attractive, his story was the one that caught my attention.
Which of the other male characters in the game would you like to be romanceable?
Alex starts out as a hot guy but is also a jerk. As you talk to him more he begins to warm up to you. His dialogue isn't too interesting pre-marriage life but he ends up being a sweet guy, wants to bang, and actually helps out with the farm. Shame he's a stay at home dad.
Sebestian I romanced and he kinda creeped me out during the marriage so I divorced him after a few weeks. Guy was also practically never home until super late. Talking wasn't really interesting and just felt angsty.
Sam feels like you're dating a teen. You'd think he'd be more responsible during marriage but it just feels like you're hanging out with him rather than married to him.
Harvey didn't appeal to me
Shane is a mess
Elliot is sweet but a bit weird with his words
There aren't too many guys to choose from outside the bachelors. Wish there was some more options or they had more personality. Guess we'll see what the sequel holds.
Elliott. I want him to become a renowned smut-peddler by writing trashy romance novels based off our sexual escapades.
I personally liked Elliot. Even though he's strange word wise I find him sweet.
I did Elliot in my first game since he seemed more interesting than the other guys.
Then as soon as the update for Shane came out I did a 2nd game with him, and went fuck I must have a "loser" type since a lot of Shane's shit was like my husbands depression.
I've tried to do a 3rd game with Sebestian but he's boring and the other guys don't interest me at all.
Related to Seb a lot. Also liked his character development
On top of that I have a fetish for goth while Im not one myself
I went for Elliott my first playthrough because I have a thing for dudes with long hair, and I liked how romantic he was. But as I went through I found Alex to be a lot more my type lol. So, when the update came out I made a new game and married him instead.
ran into shane one morning and he told me to fuck off and i've been smitten ever since
alex and sam act too young to be serious husband material, sebastian's a sad sack, elliot can go fuck a book in his lame hut
harvey's number two but i hate that his overworld sprite doesn't have a mustache while his portrait does. to be totally honest i'm ambivalent on the stache itself but i just want him to commit one way or the other. like objectively he's lamer than anyone else but he's at least pretty cute about it
Got hooked on Shane since day one too. The messy look and beard shadow was too hot for me.
Then when I learned about his inner turmoils I was sold. I guess I like slightly broken men.
For the rest I'd say Alex > Elliot > Sam > Harvey > Sebastian
Also, Willy is hot.
I started playing this game today and I'm addicted now. Since I'm good at fucking up things, i'll stay with the 1.0 version and go so Alex. If i'm feeling adventurous to make it 1.1, Shane will get in my bed ASAP
I just want to get drunk with Shane and have him treat me however he wants. He could go soft and slow or pound my ass into the bed so hard it breaks the frame (which would be preferred)
I just want that man to take me
Even better if he's hung, which I like to think he is.
Harvey because I like older guys and shy guys. The others all seemed too young and boyish for me (except for Shane but I married Harvey before he became an option). Also I'm a medfag irl and an unoriginal fuck.
Wish there was more porn of him.
>you will never let drunk Shane take out all of his frustrations on your ass in a night of raw, burning passion, and spend the following day cuddling before beginning the cycle again
I'd never thought of that before but I would have to agree. I've personally chosen Elliot and him and Harv are prob like average. Like 5 inches etc
Personal experience has led me to link guys with depression to absolute monster dicks. So my ideal length for Shane is at most a foot, next biggest I would like to think is Alex. Dumb jocks with big dicks is hot as fuck, so maybe 9-11 inches. Everyone else I don't really care about, because shit tier husbandos
I would love to think Kent is big too but he's not a bachelor so whatever
Hm I'd say Harvey has the smallest and probably has a penis enlarging pump
Sam probably has a thin average sized one
Sebastian I think would have a 6.5 thick dick.
Alex probably 6 inch and super average. He's gotta compansate for something. Would be hot if he's 7-8 inches.
Elliot...I don't picture him naked at all.I'd say slightly below average for disappointment
Shane has the biggest dick. What if it's so big that he finds it hard to find anyone to be with romantically in fear of hurting them?
Seb is the only one with a downstairs though. Everyone else unfortunately lives on a single floor house but at least they have their own rooms.
So I guess by default Seb has the smallest and Shane has the chicken room
I love the idea of Shane getting drunk and touching himself to the image of the farmer in his mind, maybe even after they start to share feelings of interest, but he's afraid to take it to the next level because of just how crazy huge he is. He wonders if it'll scare him off, or if he'll think it's gross, all until one night when the farmer comes over and they get drunk together. Things lead into other things, and eventually Shane's pants are off and the farmer is in awe at the length and size, comparing it to things and asking what it feels like, how he hides it in public etc. Massive, massive bonus points if Shane is a virgin because of his insecurities and barely knows what to do with it, so the farmer handles everything, but eventually Shane takes charge and just tears the farmer's ass up, then they fall asleep together in a drunken, sloppy stupor. They can deal with the cleanup (and farmer's possible need of a wheelchair) later.
Obviously my writing is lame and my descriptions are shallow but if anyone were to take a crack at writing a little oneshot fic or something like that I think my dick might explode
Thigh sex is also hot. Would make for a very messy farmer too if Shane has big loads, though I like the idea of them finishing like that after legit fucking
Painting that farmer boi with cum, I like it.
I find it hot too. I think on top of the fact that big dicks are just nice, the idea of someone that doesn't really know how to use all of it gives sort of a cute, bumbling vibe while still remaining sexy because of the size. First times are fun to explore, and the size makes it even more exciting.
Full shot glass at least, maybe some overflowing on the sides. I also like to imagine he's tried this on his own before out of curiosity.
The even realer question would be, is his dick long enough in this headcanon for him to bend over and suck the tip? Because if he can reach it, he totally does that all the time.
Fucking yes to all of that, absolutely yes. Not the perfect remedy for being lonely but I bet he's sucked his dick more times than he can count on 500 hands. I imagine he's got a little pudge on his gut from all that beer, so it probably keeps him from going down too far.
But the even realer-er question is, does he drink his own cum? My dick says yes because that's hot as fuck, but my brain says no because he probably wouldn't like the taste of his cum with the diet he has.
But I like talking about dicks, anon
I've fapped to straight porn of this game just because of the complete lack of gay stuff. Hot sebastian with a big dick is good, even if I do have to ignore the tits and vagina in the pic. But can't post any of that per the rules of this board.
I want to go into the tags on tumblr but literally every fanart is sfw or straight nsfw of "here's x with my gross fat SJW-looking self insert farmer"
Feels bad man. Found some other art that is suggestive at best, but is stuffing/inflation so pretty rare niche
I was confused at the similar use of "my dude" actually, I thought I had made a comment without thinking but no, I can say with confidence that it isn't me samefagging.
Still, you getting unreasonably mad and throwing up "REEEEEEEEEEEE TUMBLR" out of nowhere is entertaining.
Why do you keep avoiding the point? Maybe it's because you know he's a shit character. Regardless of whether I kill myself or not, Shane will still be shit, and you will still be a passive agressive autist with awful taste in men.
says the nigga that aggressively sperged out from the very beginning
I said in my original comment
>because shit tier husbandos
as a harmless jab. i don't think they're shit tier, even if I'm not interested in them
And here you are now, so insecure about your taste even when poked non-seriously, raging and taking it beyond seriously.
You are the easily baited autist. Now do everyone a favor and stop being one. Or if you have to, be an autist while posting porn, retard. also kys please if you're going to continue to clog up the thread and be generally worthless
>a joke: Shane is top tier
>a joke back: no he isn't, your taste is shit
>you, taking this way too seriously: REEEEEEE kill yourself sperglord! Shane is top tier!! Guys look at this butthurt retard taking a joke too seriously xD
it seems that everyone suffers from a terminal case of shit taste
suggestion: kill yourselves
Yeah, I'm gonna stop clogging up the thread with this asinine arguing just because you got pissed someone said your fav character was shit. Post porn or fuck off.
> just because you got pissed someone said your fav character was shit.
The irony is tangible.
Not arguing anymore. Sorry anon, you'll have to look elsewhere for your daily dose on internet drama.
Shit yeah there's one before the one above. Mixed up the order AND didn't upload.
Hey guys, I was making a shirtless kent mod, any suggestion
ibastianwolf is making stardew portraits for a mod
omg no way anon artist are you the same guy that did a bunch of red x green porn just a few months ago? I loooove you so much man god damn.
Razmodius (Wizard) porn for those who haven't seen him.
Alex: second biggest in town (9 inches), power top (unless a firm farmer takes him in hand, likes to be dominated). huge bara nut, loves to frot.
Sam: teenager who has only frotted. likes frotting, perfectly average (6.5) but humps like a jack rabbit. endless humping energy.
Elliot: hugely muscled, actually more muscled than Alex under that coat, but it's all "show" muscle and useless. zero athletic ability, really lazy during sex. writes books where hot mermen come fuck long-haired authors on the beach. "decent" dick (about 7 inches).
Sebastion: third biggest dick (almost 9 inches), hugely disproportionate to his body. fat shaft, uncut head, always dripping precum. most versatile of all the bachelors, never bothers to clean up cum after sex. because of that he always smells like semen and pot.
Shane: biggest dick in town, almost too heavy to stand on its own. always uncut, 12 inches, fatter than Sebastion's. the only problem is that Shane has a big pillowy ass that if you start touching he gets all crazy-bottomy. Even if he's driving that huge dick in the MC, all the farmer has to do is reach around to finger that hole and Shane starts whimpering. dig too deep or stretch him too wide and you'll make him cum way too soon. lazes about afterwards, loves to soak his cock in his lover (or have them soak in his ass). also, I headcannon that because he's lonely and craves affection he's sucked off and ridden both Sebastion and Alex, and he is DAMN good at making them cum.
Harvey: never takes off his clothes during sex. goes cross-eyed when he cums and then is embarrassed and has to clean up immediately afterwards. never talks about the one time he put his dick through the gloryhole behind Jojamart and got the most incredible head of his life, but was so embarrassed he lost his erection halfway through. still jerks off to that at least once a week though. most average dick of all the guys, 6.0 inches and he doesn't manscape.
Willy: Willy is "married to the sea" - literally. his luck with fishing comes from the fact that the men of his family have served as fucktoys for the fishfolk (as in the swamp creature by the docks) for centuries. he's muscled (but getting old, so a little saggy), and covered in hair - but it's just what them scalie fishfolk like. once on a month on the nights with no moon they climb up the dock, flood into his shack and they all fuck every hole on him they can find. when Willy was a young man it was hard to take all those fish-sticks but now that he's had almost thirty years of experience he can take the entire tribe and leave them all satisfied in one night. doesn't stop them from being utterly ruthless in their conquest, however.
Willy is worried though - he's getting on in years and has never had a son of his own. the fishfolk have always required a sacrifice - he'll have to find a replacement someday. Until then though he's happy to keep his role.
and also thanks to the amazing anon artist I know can totally headcanon Kent as having gotten his asshole worked over hard during the war. There were a lot of lonely nights in those foxholes, and any guy willing to help him take his mind off of his family at home was a godsend. he never topped - he wouldn't cheat on Jodie like that - but if they wanted a crack at his hard ass, they had a free pass. lotta guys used him. big, small, fat or thin, he didn't care and neither did they. it was an escape.
Since coming home however he's found that he's missed it. Jodie thought it was strange at first, especially because it was 6 inches larger than the little thing she had in the drawer by her bed, but ... she's warming up to it... especially when he whimpers if she stuffs it in too hard. doesn't quite match feeling them spurt inside him but it's a start...
>>he never topped - he wouldn't cheat on Jodie like that
So your headcanon is he's also retarded? "lol its okay if i get fucked in the ass that's not cheating also not gay"
please fuck off
think this was rhe 3some requested earlier
but yeah if anyone wants to share their thoughts about the guys' assess - I shared a little earlier but on rimming/eating specifically:
Alex: total dom whether eating or being eaten. turns sub if you make him cum from eating him though. sculpted butt, easily best muscle butt.
Sam: laughs nervously and is blown away by getting eaten. fine blonde hairs in his crack.
Sebastion: well-worn hole, but (mostly) from toys. has a chaturbate account he makes money from. lets farmer take the lead. likes being eaten well enough.
Shane: as said above, turns needy and desperate if his ass his played with. eat him out and he'll follow you forever. hairy hole, big ass that bounces and jiggles when you pull the cheeks apart.
Elliot: no tan line. only gets eaten out if he's on his back so he can look at his dick against the farmer's face/head. has a lot of fantasies about monsters eating him but isn't brave enough to try it for real.
Harvey: far too nervous to let anyone's mouth near his butt. only with great insistence will he let it go. will provide useless medical facts about mushrooms during the whole time, too nervous to stay hard unless he's rimmed REALLY well. then he shuts up and is unusually silent.
and now with Kent (jesus): not used to being eaten out. only two of the thirty-some guys that came in him during the war ever ate him out. Jodie apparently read something in one of her "women's mags" the other day though and gave him a surprise lick when "they" were playing with Diego (the 12-incher he ordered discreet). he was so shocked he had no idea what to do... but if it happens again...
(also sorry, dunno about casual mention of women in text. I'm bi so I like seeing bi guys but if it's not kosher I can stop).
lol you anons are butthurt as fuck. this is a pretty normal trope in gay literotica. was just playing to Stardew canon. your text post trash with no comments about butts though is worthless, add pics next time.
second 3some if this was the other one someone was looking for.
you can still share your head canons about individuals then? I like to hear about whores. you can talk about them one on one :)
not to piss on anyone's parade, but am I the only one not interested in headcanons where everyone is some sexual deviant fuck-slut that just throws their dick and ass at anyone that wants it? Idk maybe I'm a little more conservative but I find it to be kind of a turn off. Is love and monogamy not sexy anymore?
sorry, to be clear I was talking about any of the characters x (whomever) (if you wanna do xfarmer that's totes cool).
also share your headcanons about love and cuddles too, fuck man that shit's equally sexy.
alex: we all know he turns sweet af at the end. he brags about getting new undies all the time. he loves MC's attention any time he can get it.
sam: ??? mystery to me, desu I've never romanced him?
Elliot: writes way more fantasy about him and MC than he would ever admit to. never shares it with MC, but MC occasionally finds loose papers that detail them doing some crazy stuff (once married).
Harvey: super attentive and most romantic of all the bachelors. every "date night" is an actual date, complete with dinner, picnic, show, or dancing.
Sebastion: actually pretty good at baking ('cause of his pot years). bakes treats for farmer and stays to watch farmer eat them.
Shane: always sits next to farmer, puts his arm around them whether eating dinner or watching TV.
pic prolly not related.
poor sad anon :( begging and no contributions :(
I want to see headcanons, feel free to share them with me, I'll appreciate them
this is alex btw it's part of the set
yeah, the shane is pic is not top tier. posted for those desperate for thic shane and/or shane anything
who /wholesome/ here
I headcanon that Alex starts training harder once farmer comes around to impress him, and often tries to be around him when he's shirtless, teasing him if he's caught staring. Also tries to get him to feel his muscles.
I think in-game Shane says he's "switching to soda' so that's why he still goes to the bar, but yeah there's still booze all over and I think he still talks about it? it's pretty lame. I like the farmer getting him sober too.
I think there's also a full version of this but I've never seen it.
Well i was hoping we could get more Shane especially with him giving a footjob or at least kent with the same thing
Jesus anon I don't know what it is but your style just does it for me. Really good work.
I'd like to see solo shane comparing his dick to a beer bottle, staring at the viewer with a knowing, smug expression as if he knows he's big and that you know it too. Thanks for considering.
Can't even draw properly lately. Here's another one for the milking thing. Fully colored this time.
THIS is not drawn properly? THIS amazing hunk and that much appreciated coloring is the result of not drawing properly? If so, I patiently await properly drawings because they'll undoubtedly knock several sets of socks off.
On a side note, you draw such a manly Shane (that jawline) and you do milking so well. Here's hoping for more milked boys eventually, if you feel like it.
(The little details are wonderful by the way: the body hair, the way Shane is curling his fingers around his thumb, Shane's whole expression, the motion lines of the ghost!farmer hands doing the jerking, and the messy collection in the jar.)
Nah, I was only trying to explain that from the Monday to Friday between the last drawing and this one, that was the only thing that came out right, so I saw it through the whole process rather than start another one. Sketches turning out terrible and straight up bad looking drawings. It's really just inconsistency on my part.
But thanks, >>2417807. Sorry, no socks blown off today.
There's also very little NSFW art in general for SV? And given that current wonder!artist has drawn a bunch of pics, it's not unlikely for you to have seen them float around.
Granted, milking isn't everyone's favorite fetish (I love it), if that's what the comment was about, but every new piece of art is very welcomed for this game. Plus drawfriend's art is way, way, way better (in quality and finish) than most SV art on tumblr. And it's neat to see the improvement in their art.
oh hey some improvement there. The faces were looking a little too similar so it was hard to tell some characters apart. Color really does your drawings justice. Think you'd be willing to color in some of your older sketches of Alex riding the farmer?
Have you done a bottom Shane before? That could be fun. Maybe with an unexpected top (Elliot perhaps?).
Also Sam is kind of adorable here. And they do seriously look great in color though your sketches were also plenty hot as well.
Hope Sam's legal age to drink booze.
I wish people would relax around drawfags.
Honestly, whenever a drawfag appears, everyone jacks them off nonstop. Kinda why I stopped filling things. Is that weird of me? I just found it kinda annoying and fake how people turn sycophantic when they feel like they can get a request in.
>There's also very little NSFW art in general for SV? And given that current wonder!artist has drawn a bunch of pics, it's not unlikely for you to have seen them float around.
Given that the artist apparently hasn't created a tumblr I find that unlikely
>milking isn't everyone's favorite fetish (I love it), if that's what the comment was about
Nope, I love milking. Just find the art style a bit played out, boring etc. Guess I'm just a hater or something
>Plus drawfriend's art is way, way, way better (in quality and finish) than most SV art on tumblr
ibastionwolf's art is fucking stellar, I wish he'd do more SV nsfw. Here's a long line of Alex sequences he did
Yeah, the fakeness when it's actually happening (versus genuine gratitude) can get annoying. At the same time, praise can help to prevent threads from circulating the same pictures over and over and then dying without having accomplished anything.
1. Reposts. I've personally seen old fills from this artist on tumblr.
3. The implication was most NSFW SV art on tumblr, most of which is het, self-insert farmer, and/or pixel edits, barring the few, very few occasional quality pieces and the series by people like DarkChibiShadow or BastianWolf. Unless you've found a lot better gay art for the game on tumblr than I have, in which case good. I'm glad it exists.
Gonna bump this with a question since I was just looking for some SV porn... I don't use the website much, but does anyone know why the Rule 34 website took all the gay porn down? The SV section lost about 1/3 of its total pics and gifs; some hentai, but 90% of the ones taken down were yaoi.
There were a lot of good pics and a few gifs that got deleted. I don't use the website much, but is there some alternate website for gay stuff, if that's the reason it all got deleted?
OK, starting off with the only solo I did of him. I have about three or four more coming up.
i like canon character x farmer but its a lot less cringey/weird to look at when the farmer is more of an average, blank slate or faceless type (like marototori does with the torifam thing)
when its so obviously a canon character x my self insert OC it makes it uncomfortable. I'm of the opinion that self insert porn is cringey and doesn't do much for anyone but the insert, and would be better off kept private. It's probably just me, but I don't look at it and go like "Yeah, watching that hot character with this weird OC looking motherfucker really gets my rocks off"
You have a fair opinion (especially given that "ugly, probably self-insert old man fucking young cute guy" is a fetish in and of itself), and when it comes down to it, I'd say it's preference. Personally I find faceless insert guys creepy (plus their being a more overt stand-in for the viewer) and the headless/floating body parts dynamic boring.
Additionally, SV IS a game where your character marries a canon character, so OC x canon is kind of the point of the game? I agree that there are levels of self-insert that can get to be uncomfortable but current art-friend's farmer is cute and the art is good, so?
You're welcome to your own opinion of course. Different preferences. Regardless, it's nice to see art in this thread again considering complaining about the free and mostly really good art pretty much killed the thread before.
>Anybody interested for Alex/Dudefarmer art? (though admittedly it's self-indulgent stuff and farmer ocs are understandably looked down upon)
They said it themselves and asked before posting. You had your chance to say "keep it to yourself".
Have fun with the solo Alex stuff instead of bitching about somebody sharing quality content. Don't like, don't look.
Came back to fill(?) this since I had some free time.
Does any awesome anon have any Shane with a bit of chub on him? Or just a beer gut, I'm not too picky.