Haven't fucking seen a dragon age thread in a while. I'm getting bored of the only pics I have. I'm gonna dump what I got (aka most feelgoodart)
Annnnnd that's all I have.
I never understood why Dorian had to have that ugly ass stache. The first thing I did when I started playing was find a mod to change his face.
>>2375717
thank you these were glorious
Any Cole? Please and thank you.
>>2375744
Unf, I'd fuck the hell outta Varric
Do any of you guys remember that qt in the Western Approach? How about music mage from multiplayer? No? Just me? Well let me introduce this thread to them.
>>2375820
Dont mind my shitty side character contributions. At least it contains some Zev lewds
>>2375756
You kidding me?! I fucking love that shit. If he or Rafa Rech were right in front of me now, I'd fuck the shit outta that mustache
hi, I'm new on Inquisition. What's the best romance for a male mage Inquisitor and why?
>>2375997
If you're looking for male/male, you only really have two options, Dorian or Iron Bull. I haven't played through with Iron Bull but my understanding is that he's into BDSM as the dom, so if your characters not subby then go with Dorian. Dorian's a drama queen but he's pretty sweet and funny.
>>2375997
Bull is okay. He's more like a bro who fucks you
So if you want a low key relationship and to be completely dominated than go with bull
But I personally adore the drama queen. What can I say about Dorian Pavus:
Sexy af
Dat booty do
Major daddy issues
Commitment issues
Undying Sarcasm
Tasteful Narcissism
Knows a sexy dance that involves 10 silk scarves
I can't with Dorian. He might have the most sparkling voice acting and the best writing this side of Venus and it would still be ruined by that greased caterpillar crawling across his lip.
Shame the m/m Cullen romance was cut, he's got the personality of a dishcloth but at least he's pretty.
>>2375997
I like riding the bull, unlike Dorian he knows how to chill and he doesn't have awful facial hair. Neither of them are that great though, DA2 this ain't.
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Mini-dump concludes with a personal favourite.
>>2376129
I lied, one more because I hadn't seen it until now.
Yeah I don't like Dorian's 'stache much either.. and although he is one of probably only half of the companions who has really good depth, he's still full of old gay male stereotypes--like you can tell he was written by a 45-year-old gay man. Bull is a hot enough Dom and his romance has some hilarious scenes but yeah he comes off as the jock bro (with lots of cunning) who just kinda wants to get you both off any time, any place. Cullen is the Disney Prince with emotional issues and a drug problem and is overall pretty boring. Personally I now use the Bi Solas mod; I totally want to be fucked senseless by the ancient egghead demigod.
>>2376111
Amen
>>2375744
Maker bless you, anon
>>2375997
to be perfectly honest, i wish my first playthrough (which was the same as yours) I had used bisexual mods. It was daO all over again, playing through the whole game trying to get with alistair only to realize he wasn't gay. shit sucks man.
The downside to mods tho is that you sometimes get some pretty funny bugs in the animation (like the heights are incompatible, que intense motor boating instead of makeouts lol)
and one final tip, if you go for Dorian get his romance route finished as fast as possible, his route has a really bad bug in it if you delay finishing his questline.
>>2376214
lol plz no spoilers we have newfags here.
>>2376452
Yeah that's the shit part... and they WERE going to put in male romances for Cullen and Solas but didn't want to spend more on the animations. So once again straight couples get the most interesting romances and overall best endings for their romances...
>>2376453
Bah, it's been 2.5 years and tumblr mostly ruined it for anybody back then anyway.
>>2376459
Meanwhile, we get circus-moustachio'd stereotype. Charming.
>>2376466
imo, Dorian was one of my favorites because being gay did not define him - it isn't what he was all about. Sure, he was gay... but he had a great story and a solid personality.
>>2376459
But if they already had the animations for a female inquisitor, it would have been extremely easy to just copy that, but adjust the animations slightly. Hell, you could have just lowered the male inquisitor's position on the y-axis during cutscenes and it would have been fine with me. Instead they decided to cut content that ultimately lead to a lot of people feeling very frustrated with all the limitations placed on romancing.
And sure, people argue that choosing strict sexualities for each romance option is more realistic. But DAI is a game. You detract from the game experience and add to player frustration when you can't unlock all the scenes for your fav companion because you chose the wrong race/gender for your character. It's hard to predict which character you're going to like most on your first playthrough, and it sucks having to toss hours of playtime in the trash because you had to remake your character just to do the route you want.
anyway, sorry for the rant. polite sage
>>2376598
Amen.
>>2376466
Yeah, it's really sad and frustrating because I think Gaider really wanted to put the "gay experience," while trying to break gay stereotypes, into Dorian for the audience and in doing so just kinda made him the stereotype of "modern gay" men like the two gay guys on Modern Family. Like there's a little bit of nuance there but still exhibits all the gay stereotypes that mainstream audiences need to recognize "GAY!"
Any more Alistair, he is by far my favorite.
>>2376459
I knew they were planning on making Cullen bi but SOLAS!? FIRST THEY FUCKING GET RID OF HIS BOSS ASS DREADS AND /THEN/ THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO MAKE THAT BITCH ASS STRAIGHT. . .
Imma shank anyone who tells me they work for bioware. . .
>>2376607
That pic tho. . .
I was also upset that that bad boy wasn't romancable but honestly. . . Him being straight and open with fucking a qunari bitch makes sense. It aligns with his personality so much.
"I'm a manly man with a bit strong chest full of hair to rival varric's and a beard to rival a merlin's. I am the destroyer of all pussy, none can with stand my huge throbbing erect-- holy fuck. /that's/ how big them qunari girls are?"
>>2376598
>>2376656
Sorry for derailing the thread, but from one of the developer panels I attended, they mentioned the bi romance options for them were cut because of Voice Actor constraints. They didn't go too much into it, but apparently one of the Inquisitor Actors couldn't finish his lines in times. Now, they didn't say if this was budget or actor specific, but at least you have that. It would also explain why, if you file dig, you have Solas/Cullen lines and some of the one Inq. VA (Zevran's VA, actually), and not the other one.
-But again, all hearsay. Still sucks a lot, tho we should see how they handle Andromeda's romance, even if it's a more popular game series.
>>2376648
Mine too, shitty anon with no content, mine too.
>>2376809
See also: https://gfycat.vom/MedicalImmenseBirdofparadise
>>2376810
Replace .vom with .com, natch.
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>>2376814
I never understood the Cullen/Alistair thing.
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>>2376809
Thanks for sharing. I promise I make up for being a shitty anon in other ways in my life.
>>2376815
well, not a fan of this ship, but my guess is that its because they're both the same type of conventionally attractive male, both heart throb types, and both templars. Seems to be a ship more geared towards maximizing eye-candy levels. le shrug.
>>2376809
In general not posting pictures is ok so long as anons put 'sage' in their options box. So please don't be rude about it. /y/ is a polite board.
>>2376559
Well actually in a way it did. His whole backstory revolves around him being pressured into being straight and is denigrated for loving men to the point where his dad tried to basically do "conversion therapy" on him to make him "normal." This leads to his family, specifically his daddy issues, and thus also to his problems committing to you--like he immediately at the conclusion of the romance is like, "Oh by the way I'm going back home after this, hope that's OK." Sure, he has a political and moral motivation to do so but its an awful ending for a romance for gay people who might want an actual fucking happy ending for once that's not a fucking open-ended slap to the face. Fucking Cullen and Josephine both allow you to settle down, have families, and live happily-ever-after but both Dorian and Bull's romances have nothing like that. Also, although Dorian is more than a gay stereotype he encompasses so many gay stereotypes in little ways: his vanity, his metro mustache, his fey hand gestures, his trilling voice, his obsession with clothing and throwing shade. Sure, he's a badass mage with a deep love for his homeland and wants to be able to express himself freely, but he's still grounded in old gay male stereotypes.
>>2376999
Just to continue, I don't hate Dorian. He does have a rather sweet and touching romance for the most part. I just think he's rather lackluster for being the first gay male romanceable character in an RPG with any depth. Like it would have been more nuanced to have Cullen, Solas, or Blackwall turn out to be gay later on. Like you wouldn't think from looking at or listening to them that they would be gay and then the more you romance them the more they open up to you about it and maybe reveal their tragic past, etc. In fact a book in DAI states that most countries in Thedas don't mind homosexuality (except between freeborn people in Tevinter) so Dorian's background is not typical to the world (maybe it is in Tevinter) and thus makes him stand out more thus again showing that Dorian is more for straight audiences to learn about our world's problems with homosexuality than he is about providing a nuanced approach to gay men in fantasy or providing an actual good romance option for (younger) gay men.
>>2376652
Yeah, it really pisses me off too... And yeah his concept art was SO much hotter! I would post some more art of him (with dreds too) but its all with women...
>>2376786
Yeah I can't remember where I read about the animation being the key cause. But for Solas too his romance was written like over a weekend and was very last minute and at that point I'm just like, "well why the fuck did you give him one at all and make a bunch of fans pissed off that they're excluded?" Like I know a lot of people bitched about DA2's "everyone's bi" romances but fuck, I'd rather have that than have to settle for only 2 FUCKING ROMS and BOTH are hugely problematic.
>>2377401
His pubic hair is like his mustache Lmao.
>>2377024
Problematic in what way?
>>2376999
he could have been 1000% worse, so I really don't care about 'gay male stereotypes', as people have put it.
to me it makes him lovable, but most people on the internet have that bad habit about talking about their opinion like they're right and everybody else is wrong (not you, really, you expressed it in a way that wasn't aggressive, just honest)
>>2377891
I guess I shouldn't have said "hugely," that was an overstatement. But beyond the stuff already listed in this thread I mostly meant that neither Dorian nor Bull's romances have a conclusion like Cullen or Josephine's where you can actually settle down and have a family and life outside the (former) Inquisition. Dorian and you wind up apart and skulking around back alleys in Tevinter or at private villas in the countryside for secret rendezvous (also a depiction of social stigma against gay people). Bull's (assuming he didn't die while betraying you in Trespasser if he remained as spy) is also him basically leaving you for long periods of time and not even a magic necklace to allow you to speak together. Either way both queer male roms end pretty badly compared to all the others (including the bad rom ends for Cass and Blackwall)...
>>2378095
Oh totally! And I don't want to be too judgey--I mean I'm a total m!Lavellan/Solas guy and that's one of the more blatantly ignored/denigrated roms because it's non-canon, and heaven forbid anyone like a non-canon Bioware romance! I'm just saying I sadly just can't get passed what I see in Dorian. I love him as a friend character (he was my first romance in the game tho) but god I have gotten into so many arguments with rabid Dorian fans (who are usually straight women) about how Solas is far more compelling and would have made an FAR more interesting queer character because he lacks the stereotypes surrounding Dorian and he's also a rather brilliantly-done (potentially redeemable) antagonist (if you really get into the lore).
>>2378131
BTW, believe that's Nathaniel/Carver
One should never ignore the good things the game itself brings.
Also, here is a curious example of how a censored image is better than the original. The game characters all have nude models to have their bodies fit in the costumes, but they don't have genitalia: men have a flesh bulge and women have messed textures. An example with Cole, the one guy I wanted to romance and could not. Fuck this game.
>>2378158
Yeah that's how they make most male character models in games...
I don't suppose there's anything of Abelas out there?
I am in dire need of some good fic right now. post links?
I prefer rare pairs but so long as it's gay I don't care. Please just make sure the writing is good. Bad grammar kills my boner.
Dumping some favorites:
http://archiveofourown.org/series/21960
http://archiveofourown.org/works/814079
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5496974/chapters/12699344
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5128430/chapters/11799806
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4010737/chapters/9011071
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3619455/chapters/7989594
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1052921/chapters/2107522
http://archiveofourown.org/works/335686/chapters/542723
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1875387/chapters/4039497
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1465606
http://archiveofourown.org/works/403865/chapters/665909
Although I'm not sure if they all have explicit smut in them, it's been a while since I've read most of these.
>>2378817
Um so I prefer very lengthy fics so I hope that's OK:
-HM Inq who was tranquil has roms with Bull and Cullen: http://archiveofourown.org/works/2802887/chapters/6292178
-Here's an amusing smut one: http://archiveofourown.org/series/583390
-Ancient asshole Lavellan/Dorian: http://archiveofourown.org/works/3539285/chapters/7789820
-And the only TWO Male!Lavellan/Solas fics out there of any length and decency (the first is the most readable): http://archiveofourown.org/works/4023130/chapters/9043672
-http://archiveofourown.org/works/4711103/chapters/10759727
>>2378747
Huh, I don't think I've ever come across any Abelas stuff that wasn't cm or straight-only. I think most interest in him was quickly overshadowed by Solas' reveal in Trespasser...
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>>2379003
bonus :
gfycat . vom / FrenchMeekAustralianfurseal
somewhere i have some cullen x alistair gifs but i can't find them.
>>2379000 If only Lavellan had this much meat in his bones in-game...
>>2378823
Thanks anon, these look great!
>>2377401
Supporting Movember twice in one month......
>>2378817
couple of my faves:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/706901
http://archiveofourown.org/works/558094
>>2378162
sauce? lookin up gizogizo and getting nada about this pic
>>2382929
Sorry, I think that came from Y-Gallery which is now gone.
I've never been able to bring myself to romance either Dorian or Iron Bull because imo I think they're a better couple than with the Inquisitor. Their post game was pretty sweet too.
>>2383169
same, adoribull is too cute
>>2376459
to be honest dai romance is bad alltogether, straight or gay
>Cole doesn't have a single SFM porn image of him
>Cole R34 is almost non-existent
>of what little fanfiction he has, like 98% of it is straight
Please explain.
>>2384172
Because he looks like he's 12
>>2384375
Yes and?
>>2384449
Because most da porn is drawn by women and most of them look at Cole like their child (believe me, I've read enough tumblr posts about this). Also he's not really conventionally attractive--his looks ARE based on a corpse that died of starvation after all.
>>2384171
I'm STILL waiting for someone to post the uncensored version of this!
>>2383169
I completely disagree but that's because I don't really enjoy bull at all.
Yeah I appreciate him and his laid back attitude but everything about him seems so forced and fake. And everyone on tumblr pretty much only like so him cause he allows krem in his group and his body is a little on the chubby side. They don't give a shit about his personality or his story line.
Not to mention as an artist, I fucking hate how tiny his fuckig little fucking head is compared to his boy. . . IF YOURE GONNA MAKE A QUNARI, FINE BY ME DA, BUT AT LEAST MAKE HIS HEAD FUCKING PROPORTIONATE TO HIS FUCKING BODY INSTEAD OF LOOKING LIKE A GRAPE LAYING ONTOP OF BRICK
>>2375756
hush, that stache was great
anyone got some rougher cullen stuff
>>2385185
Want to say thanks to all of you. I haven't even got around to playing any of Dragon Age, but I adore these threads, because most of the art is awesome and there are characters that are just such realistic, ordinary but attractive dudes with personality, instead of cookie-cutter bishies or grotesque bara. I wish there was more porn like this.
>>2385672
AMen
Sebastian
Can somebody explain how to upload those little soundless movie things? I have two on my computer, they're like gif length but with a play/pause button.
I got one of DA2 Hawke being fucked by the Arishok, and one of DA1 Zevran sucking off Alistair. Both are only about 10 seconds long, but still. I'm sure somebody wants 'em.
Figured it out, finally.
Last one I've got. Anybody else have gifs, by chance?
This is the only other Solas pic I could find without boobs...
I got a couple of others. One of Solas and one of Cullen getting fucked by Iron Bull, but it's split into a bunch of small parts. I'll see if I can upload them.
And the last.
page 10; saving.
I dont suppose Krem/Bull is welcome in this thread? I've drawn some things but it's definitely FTM/M.
>>2378998
man, when I said anders can go fuck himself I didn't think I'd see it literally
>>2397947
Anything with a vagina a definitive no here.
Cool so if I just edit a dick on Cassandra then I can post that right? No other changes, just a poorly edited penis on a female character.
So Futa must be okay here? I'll get right on it spamming with shitty DA futa art since a penis is all that matters to post here :o that's fine right?
Thx for the knowledge! Glad that in the thread specifically means for men from Dragon Age won't accept a man from Dragon Age.
>>2397962
Do transmen not count as men to you people?
>>2398011
They count as real men in the source material, so doesnt that mean they should here too? oooo
>>2398015
If you're just trying to start drama then gtfo. this has nothing to do with saying ftm aren't real men.
/y/ exists as a board to share pictures of people who have penises. these rules are in place to make it easy for people to find the kind of porn they like. you're more likely to have a better chance at posting ftm in /u/.
Now if the krem pics in question show him fully transitioned w/ double mastectomy and penis then they would be fine here. Otherwise they are a rule violation.
>>2397965
no futa is not /y/ content. boobs are a rule violation.
polite sage
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>>2398015
It's amazing. I've been coming to /y/ for years and this kind of shit is a new phenomenon.
This is a board for men with penises and no breasts. It's that simple. Everyone that comes to this board comes here for that, including trans men who don't want to see porn of other trans men. It's not the political statement you want it to be.
Anyway.
>>2398164
Same. I'm ftm, and I come to /y/ to see dicks and assholes. If I wanted to see ftm porn, I'd go to /d/
>>2398032
U is for woman/woman content?? ? You say that this isnt about ftms not being real men then tell anon to post in a board exclusively for women.....
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>>2398294
anon you are conflating sex and gender.
>yaoi
>Noun
>(uncountable)
>1.(slang, pornography, anime, manga) A form of hentai involving two or more males in a homosexual relationship, primarily intended for a female audience.
>2.(slang, anime, manga) A narrative or visual work featuring a romance or sexual relationship between two or more males, primarily intended for a female audience.
>male
>not man
it's about genitalia, not what gender they identify as. Please stop being dense. /y/ is not the place for politics.
> if transman porn in a Dragon Age thread with a canon trans man in the series bothers you, then dont masturbate to it. Easy as that.
this doesn't matter. you are flagrantly ignoring rules because of your own personal agenda. The rules are in place to keep the boards organized. None of this would even be a problem if you just posted in the appropriate board.
that said, pic>>2398286 is passable because no female genitalia is visible.
>>2398318
So you're saying that a FTM with a man isn't gay?
Man then I guess everyone that loves all those transwomen in /d/ are all gay as fuck.
Breasts are not a sexual organ. So if it's just about genitalia then futa should 100% be allowed.
Your arguments just collapse on themselves, Jesus Christ, you're on the seediest part of the Internet, upset about the idea that someone wants to post fictional pictures of two men fucking but because it doesn't subscribe to your fetish it's not okay.
Please link me to where these fictional rules are written.
>>2398345
I've been on /y/ for several years, on many different threads. Posts with breasts/vaginas have been deleted in the past because, as everyone is trying to explain, that's not what this board is for. Once again, it's not a political statement.
There are literal trans men, the people you're trying to defend, arguing against you because you're just flagrantly trying to start drama. Just fucking post porn or leave. No one is making you stay here.
Side note, futa includes people with breasts and oftentimes both sets of genitals. That breaks the rules by 1) having breasts 2) having vaginas.
>>2398286
/d/ is where alternative porn goes. ftm is considered alternative. /d/ is the only place I've seen ftm threads, they DEFINITELY do not belong in /u/ because we are not girls, we are men. That said, I come to /y/ because I identify as a gay man and am turned on by men with dicks having sex with other men with dicks.
Some ftm men can also have their dysphoria and anxiety triggered by seeing pictures of other ftm men (I've been there myself, on a bad day), and coming onto /y/ and seeing it when we were under the impression we wouldn't have to can be really frustrating.
I am a trans man. I am a real man. I don't, however, want to see ftm porn on /y/
Enough drama, post more dicks. Here's one quite close to my (butt?) heart, since I now own this sketch.
Play nice and I'll post the other Jakface ones I've got, too.
>>2402510
the spirit autism is what makes him attractive you absolute plebeian
bumping because good stuff