God here.

>>19598728
Why'd you do it?

>>19598737
Because I did.

You use Temple OS don't you?

You're not Source.

>>19598742
I don't even need an OS.

What do I do next?

>>19598743
I am the only source.

>>19598748
Read my reply.

>>19598728
Why is NASA only showing us fake images from space?

>>19598728
So what you guys have internet but not cameras for proofs.

>>19598784
Because the Earth has been sealed off from space since the Soviets claimed it all for the intergalactic communist gangster computer empire.

>>19598800
We don't have internet per se. But since I'm omnipresent I can manifest freely even online.

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>>19598784
Cus the earth itself is neither flat nor perfectly spherical, but more of a deformed potato.

>>19598728
tell me god are you and I us or me?

>>19598809
Bull shit post golden feet or darkness feet or you are a shitposting larping faggot on 4chan.

OP is the Imitator.

Call him Gaud.

Gaud

gôd
noun-archaic

a showy and purely ornamental thing.

a Fraud, a Deception, a Trick, an Artifice.

>>19598809
If you're really omnipresent, what exactly am I doing right now at this very minute (besides browsing 4chan)?

>>19598822
fucking
chec'd

>>19598728
what reason do i have to not kill myself rn

>>19598815
And what's the reason for cover that fact?

>>19598804
Elaborate that more please

>>19598835
It's not exactly covered up, I found that image in 2 seconds on Google. Flattards are overly paranoid and most people accept the sphere model because it includes the water and atmostphere on top of the lumpy potato we call our planet.

>>19598820
I'm an infinite, incomprehensible being so far above the level of any human or any technology they've devised that trying to use a camera to take a picture of myself would be absurd. The pure overload of light and glory would just not compute and probably break the thing. Using human technology to try and capture the image of a god would be like a single-celled organism trying to comprehend a human.

>>19598825
Touching your dick.

>>19598819
I am the dreamer and this is my dream. I am all.

>>19598829
I cannot make that decision for you. That journey is for yourself to figure out.

>>19598852
The the stuff that NASA photoshops and/or covers up is aliens and military/state secrets.

>>19598728
i am god too , we are god

>>19598862
Wrong. I was on the shitter.

>>19598848
In the 1960s by your count (more like the 1630s) the United States, the USSR and Great Qing had begun to fight the long anticipated WW3 and it seemed as if the entire world would be wiped out (as a few cities and communities were). Until communist gangster aliens from a distant galaxy intervened on the USSR's behalf to shift the tide of the war and potentially prevent the nuclear holocaust of humanity. They failed in their first goal (to an extent) but succeeded in the latter as the communist-alien alliance united the other powers of Earth against the red and grey onslaught.

The war raged for many years until Qing, America and Two Sicilies collaborated to construct a large dome around the Earth to cut the aliens off from the mothership. This is why the sky appears black, and what you call stars are actually bullet-holes left over from the orbital bombardment.

With that constructed the USSR on Earth was toppled but they fled to space, joining with the aliens and leaving the rest of humanity trapped on Earth. The UN, NASA, the IMF and the Russian Orthodox Church Outside of Russia were then all in collaboration to conceal this fact and construct an artificial history of the late 20th century.

>>19598880
And at one point you touched your dick.

let me guess, source is another role player?

>>19598912
Nice save "God".

>>19598935
You asked me to tell what you were doing. I did so accurately. Yet you still deny me.

Why are you such a zealous atheist?

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>>19598946
Never said I was an atheist or a believer in God(s). I just don't think YOU'RE God. Get better at LARPing faggot.

>>19598965
But you are an atheist. There is only one god and you deny him.

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>>19598967
Just take that L. "God" isn't a being it's literally the entire universe and every particle in it.

when may I be finished on this plane? I beg you to put me out of my misery daily

>>19598992
Misery is not a bad thing.

>>19598986
You're not entirely wrong. I mentioned this in another post "I am the dreamer and this is my dream. I am all.". The universe is a sort of celestial super-organism, which I am the head of. This doesn't make me not a being, any more than the fact that you're made up of many smaller organisms makes you any less you.

>>19598992
If you're pathetic enough to ask "God" to kill you, you'll end up dying from old age while waiting.

>>19599002
I am perfectly aware that misery is justified and a necessity; I am simply incompetent and not up to the task of existing at all. I am a failure of a man and have little to no will-power to make the necessary changes to fix my mindset

>>19599010
Then consider this your punishment.

>>19599002
So you go onto a Mongolian pottery board instead of just beaming your divine thoughts into everyone's heads?

>>19598728
I stared at pic related for way too long. Am I supposed to be taking something away from this? It all sorta makes sense but it just seems like a bunch of random info thrown together

>>19599015
What would I have to gain from enlightening everyone at once?

Scratch that, I'm already all-powerful. What would I have to gain from doing anything constructive?

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>>19599028
Because you can't and you're some dude LARPing on a Friday night cus you're a loser like the rest of us but won't admit it?

>>19599041
Well.

Someone's going to hell.

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>>19599047
>Going to hell
Oh wow, the idiot is doubling down.

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>>19599017
Have some more

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>>19598728

have you been to this webiste?

thoughts on EA Koetting

>>19598728
prove yourself to me
you said you don't want to prove yourself before all of us but if you truely are god you have some shit to tell me about a certain experience
if not your a larper

>>19599102
>living god
>living
>god
Does not compute.

>>19599117
I understand.

The answer you're seeking is: yes she did.

what's good

>>19598728
How do I summon a girlfriend?
Male
Gemini

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>>19599093
I like these, is there a legitimate message behind them or are they just "deep". Please dont make me reverse image search

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>>19599134
They reference a lot of philosophical and esoteric concepts. That one in particular heavily references Hegel.

But I think to extant it can be just for show as well.

>>19599131
>summon a girlfriend
Didn't humans invent mobile phones for that?

>>19599134
https://www.artsy.net/artwork/paul-laffoley-myth-of-the-zeitgeist

>>19599126
Good is overcoming.

>>19599125
>yes she did
doesn't apply at all to the experience
didn't answer shit no grill involved
you are not god

>>19599198
It sounds like you have some meditating on your life to do. The answer won't make sense until you understand the question.

>>19599198
I know right. Dude's a LARPing faggot.

>>19599077
lllllooooollllllll

>nice dubz, real god

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>>19599208
>vague-ass answer to cover being wrong

>>19598728
On a scale of 1 to 10, how disappointed are you in me?

>>19599233
Dubs confirms the dubs

>>19598728
sup God
Can I wake up back in mid 2010 or 2012? thanks in advance :D
Also thanks for the big dick

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>>19599240
>Ask omniscient being question
>Omniscient being answers
>The answer was not what you expected
>Does not make sense either because you don't have the advantage of infinite perspective

If you already had an answer in mind you should have just asked yourself instead.

>>19599254
Cus you didn't answer it correctly and gave a vague supplimentary answer to cover your mistake in an attempt to feign omnipresence.

Just drop the act already. This is 4Chan, any mongoloid can LARP here. And your LARP is weak.

>>19599254
You're pretty snooty for something that knows exactly how it'll be perceived based on any given answer it selects. Is there a reason for that you want to let us in on?

>>19598728
Let's say that you are God. Why wouldn't you capitalize your own name? Also, why would you be on 4chan?

>>19599243
I'm not sure how to answer because I did not have any particular expectations. So whatever is the most indifferent number.

>>19599246
Yes, but you gotta do me a favour first. I want you to sacrifice a cow to me by slitting its throat and removing the heart. In order for the sacrifice to be binding you have to paint an owl onto your back while you're doing it and burn the body with frankincense and opium. Don't burn the heart, cook it and eat it.

Once the ritual is completed I will do this for you.

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>>19599144
Thank you for taking this seriously, I'll look into these myself and gladly accept any others you have to dump.
Have moar coot coons

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>>19599271
>whatever is the most indifferent number

>>19599261
Come back and try again when you're omniscient.

>>19599267
I'm snooty because I'm literally the highest being in all of existence. What would you expect from a god?

>>19599268
Because it's not my name. It's the term you people have devised to roughly describe an entity like me. When you describe yourself as human do you capitalize that?

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>>19599274

Three questions:

1) Will you describe and explain the various understandings of the atmarama verse?

2) Will you provide a mathematical formula for determining prime numbers that is efficiently computable?

3) Will you briefly describe the events that led me to accept you in my heart?

>>19599282
>expect
I dunno man I'm pretty high myself rn.

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>>19599282
>Come back and try again when you're omniscient.
Look at this faggot LARPer try to still play this role.


>I'm snooty because I'm literally the highest being in all of existence.
>What would you expect from a god?
Ok this ain't funny anymore. It's one thing to make fun of an autist in his basement, but not delusional mongs.

>>19599299
I would but there's not enough room in the thread to fully answer all of those questions.

Why'd you make me do it to em?

>>19599314
Because I knew you would ask me this question and I would answer, and the answer would be massively unsatisfying and somewhat frustrating.

>>19599313
>I would but
Are you telling me God desires something but is restricted from it? You can't make room? How about just one of them?

>>19599326
I understand the necessity of limited character post limits and bump limits on threads so I'm not going to interfere with the memetic eco system and change this. Alright I'll answer the third one because it's the shortest.

>3) Will you briefly describe the events that led me to accept you in my heart?
I willed it.

>>19598752
No you're not.

>>19599340
Proof?

>>19599342
Cus you're either delusional, LARPing, or a cult leader

>>19599347
That's not proof, that's an unsubstantiated statement.

>>19598728
Hey me too!

>>19599335
>I'm not going to interfere with the memetic eco system and change this.
You cannot alter this thread and leave the ecosystem alone? Haven't performed miracles greater than this before? Can't you extend the limits without messing with the environment? Wasn't it God who stopped the sun for His devoted, though there is no alteration to the heavenly movements - to the point where there is no evidence of this happening at all?

>I willed it.
This is not a description of the events. Did you not understand the question?

where's my dick at? i left it somewhere.. don't remember. only I know where it is and not you... so tell me... where is it

>>19599290
This is fucking insane and yet its so simple

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>>19599354
>That's not proof, that's an unsubstantiated statement.
And you're totally God. Yup, and all knowing too.

>>19599347
>>19599354
Roleplaying roleplaying everywhere I read.

>>19599373
>>>/v/390429358

>>19599384
I know, right?

>>19599380
Proof by contradiction. Nice.

>>19599368
No, it's against my rules. I made a covenant with Bohemian Grove (which includes moot) that their creations shall be left unmolested and have my blessing as long as they uphold my laws and honour me with sacrifices.

>Did you not understand the question?
You asked me to briefly describe the events. That is the briefest, most concise possible run-down of the events.

>>19599373
Where it always is, last place you look.

>>19598728
(made another thread but i saw this and thought, hey, why not ask you directly?)

Why the did God get so angry over the Tower of Babel?? Everybody was getting along, working together, and God decides, "you know what would be better? Thousand of years of war and prejudice."

God also says (in Genesis) that this nation of people are capable of literally anything. Is he just afraid their collective efforts might make them his equal?

Also, why does God repeatedly refer to himself as "us" in Genesis? Even when hes describing his divine acts of creation, he occasionally calls himself "us".

And why did God need to rest on the 7th day? He literally formed the world with words, demanding it to form itself, and he's an all-powerful being, but he gets tuckered out?

Also, why does he ask Adam if he ate the fruit and Cain if he killed Abel, as if he doesnt know? Is it just because he wants them to admit it?

>>19599401
>No, it's against my rules.
Why did you change your answer? Why did you say you would if in fact you would not? Why do you contradict yourself?

>You asked me to briefly describe the events.
First, as you note I specifically said events, which means at minimum tow things needed to be described. Second, you described the motivation for the events, not the events themselves.

You have done nothing but describe why you cannot do things. You seem very powerless for the Supreme Independent.

>there are infinite universes therefore everything exists somewhere

No. There's room for infinite variety without following any particular human concept. There is no universe where people have faces on their butts and butts on their faces.

Also there are only so many ways you can assemble finite resources, which is what the physical universe actually is, so if there are infinite parallel universes they are infinitely redundant.

Also, it's not guaranteed that there are infinite parallel universes or that there are parallel universes at all, they're just ideas people have proposed to explain anomalies of physics

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>>19598728
what was the light i saw?

>>19599416
>Why the did God get so angry over the Tower of Babel?? Everybody was getting along, working together, and God decides, "you know what would be better? Thousand of years of war and prejudice."
Didn't happen. I mean seriously, how realistic is it that all humans all over the world would get together and co-operate in peace and harmony? They've always been doing a fantastic job of fucking any chance of that up without my intervention.

>God also says (in Genesis) that this nation of people are capable of literally anything. Is he just afraid their collective efforts might make them his equal?
In a less obvious sense this is true. As I said earlier in the thread I'm more like a super-organism of which the rest of the universe including humans are component parts.

Were humans able to achieve such a level of organization and integration that they were able to function like a super-advanced bee-hive it would seem godlike to your perspective but it would still be far from my level.

>Also, why does God repeatedly refer to himself as "us" in Genesis? Even when hes describing his divine acts of creation, he occasionally calls himself "us".
I am infinite and I am everything, bro. I use whatever pronouns I like.

>And why did God need to rest on the 7th day? He literally formed the world with words, demanding it to form itself, and he's an all-powerful being, but he gets tuckered out?
I rest all the time. In fact I'm resting right now.

If you had infinite free time, infinite knowledge and infinite power why would you bother doing stuff all the time? I could do more without getting tired or anything, but what would be the point?

>Is it just because he wants them to admit it?
Yes that's the exact reason.

>>19599444
Nigga, if you want to go to hell you're going the right way about it.

>>19599451
Aliens

>>19599464
Can you describe my view on hell?

>>19599472
And do note the switch from "will" to "can" is deliberate.

>>19599464
>go to hell
Jesus Christ man what the fuck. Don't you think you're overreacting a little there?

>>19599472
Yes, it's wrong.

Alright, who's next?

>>19599464
I dunno, he does have trips.

>yes that's exactly the reason
So then why aren't you admitting that you're just roleplaying? The longer you keep this up, the more people will catch on. (That is if everyone isn't just fucking with you while playing along)

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>>19599469
vague as fuck, but i think different i.e. spirits

>>19599482
In what way is it wrong?

>>19599416
I think it is very, vey obvious that God knew full well that the apple was eaten. I think even atheists don't doubt that logic.

>>19598728
God, why does the world suck so much? Why are humans so shite?

Why can't you give any description?

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how long before my best friend drinks himself to death, and name drop for double points

Why are you so limited in your responses?

>>19599481
Am I? You people exterminate organisms far below your level in the countless trillions all the time and keep animals in all kinds of horrible captivity.

And there's nothing wrong with that, I do it too. It just so happens I have an eternal cosmic prison just for this purpose.

>>19599482
Oh wow, another extremely small answer that's vague enough to cover the fact you are a role-player who doesn't know anything.

Just stop already, "God".

>>19598728

You're not God I am God or I was...

>>19599509
Why do you justify your own actions by comparing them to what you yourself have described as flawed, sinful beings?

>>19599518
He's either not God or God is a fucking hypocritical dickbag.

>>19599509
Yeah but
1. I don't intervene or kill them, I let them live out their natural life.
2. I don't imprison them afterward, or at any point really.

>>19599493
Because you didn't realize you're already in it. You weren't before but you are now.

>>19599530
It's not even about hypocrisy. It's about using a terrible comparison. Why doesn't God have a better example or justification?

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>>19598728
why god, why

>>19599518
I just said there's nothing wrong with it, at no point did I say humans are wrong to do what they do. In fact I implicitly admit they're justified by the fact that I do it too.

>>19599535
>but I don't do it
Well you better start because it's a great idea.

>>19598905
You sir deserve an oscar! 10/10

>>19599538
This is incorrect. I do believe I currently exist in Hell, and held this belief before this thread.

Why did you get that question wrong, God?

>>19599544
>at no point did I say humans are wrong to do what they do
Why do you
>have an eternal cosmic prison just for this
if it is not wrong? Why do you imprison people who - in your own words - have done no wrong?

>>19599539
That too.

How many trips do I have to get before you want me to go back to asking you solve "impossible" math questions?

>>19599555
>and held this belief before this thread.
Notice what I said.
>You weren't before but you are now.
I sent you there during this thread. You thought you knew what hell was but you were wrong, now you're on the pain-train, buddy.

> Why do you imprison people who - in your own words - have done no wrong?
I don't imprison humans because they abuse animals and wipe out germs and insects. I imprison the humans that start pissing me off purely because I don't like those ones in particular.

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>>19599555
>Those digits
Wew lad. How will "God" explain this conteadiction?

Why am I in love with my best friend?

>>19599577
It's your punishment for being a beta.

>>19599544
>it's a great idea
No it isn't. It literally rots out immune system and weakens our body's natural ability to maintain itself.

>>19599569
>Notice what I said.
Oh I did.
>you didn't realize
This is wrong. I DID realize this info. Which not only means it is wrong that I didn't know, but it is wrong that I wasn't there.
>You weren't before
This is incorrect.

Why did you say something that was incorrect?

>I imprison the humans that start pissing me off purely because I don't like those ones in particular.
Why do humans have the power to upset you, God? How is it possible to influence the Supreme in such a way?

>>19599586
Did you just admit you don't shower?

>>19599573
>>19599555
>and held this belief before this thread.
Notice what I said.
>now you're on the pain-train, buddy.
>I imprison the humans that start pissing me off purely because I don't like those ones in particular.
Is God 12 years old? Cus he sounds like a petty child or OP is LARPing as the literal interpretation of Old Testament Yahweh.

>>19599593
How do you not know the answer to this question?

>>19598905
>dome

How would that work on a round planet? Or is the earth really flat?

>>19599591
>I DID realize this info
So you did realize that I sent you to hell during the course of this thread. Well thanks for admitting that I'm god. Not gonna get you out of hell though.

>Why do humans have the power to upset you, God? How is it possible to influence the Supreme in such a way?
Have you read the bible, dude?
I'm a very petty, jealous god with a very short temper.

>>19599596
Let me point you to a question another anon raised.
>Also, why does he ask Adam if he ate the fruit and Cain if he killed Abel, as if he doesnt know? Is it just because he wants them to admit it?

>>19599601
Unless you want to get taken away to a CIA black-site you don't want to know the answer to that question.

>>19599602
>So you did realize that I sent you to hell during the course of this thread
Notice what I said. In fact I thought you did, seeing as you quoted it.
>and held this belief before this thread

>Have you read the bible, dude? I'm a very petty, jealous god with a very short temper.
This doesn't answer the question of why, or how. How is it possible that humans have a power over the Supremely Powerful? Why do humans have this ability?

>>19599607
I didn't ask why you said what you did. I asked how you wouldn't know it. You seem to have a hard time understanding questions, God.

Why can't you read my heart for the intention of my questions?

what do you think of templeOS?

>>19599616
>and held this belief before this thread
I see you have not been blessed with reading comprehension because I just told you that's why you're wrong. You thought you were in hell, you weren't. Now you're in hell.

>Why do humans have this ability?
Humans are supernaturally annoying. That's why.

> I asked how you wouldn't know it
Ah, your reading comprehension again.
The implication is that I did know, I just wanted you to admit it. Hence the reference to anon's question of why I asked Adam if he hate the apple. You smelly fuck.

>>19599623
>I just told you that's why you're wrong. You thought you were in hell, you weren't.
But that's not what you said. I noticed. You said I didn't REALIZE I was in Hell. Which I did.

>Humans are supernaturally annoying.
That IS the ability, not why humans have it. Again you misunderstand. Do you need help parsing different interrogatives?

>The implication is that I did know
No it wasn't. I just told you the implication. Why can't you read my heart for the intention of my questions?

>>19599623
>Humans are supernaturally annoying.
Confirmed for created in his image. He's legit folks.

>>19599630
ummmm fuck off thanks

>>19599640
Why don't you make me?

>>19599623
>Humans are supernaturally annoying. That's why.
Oh wow, isn't that convenient? Jesus, kid, this is extremely obvious at this point.

>>19599342
You're the one claiming to be God.

If this is my third trips of the thread, I'll fuck off.

>>19599640
>>19599650
Cus this motherfucker isn't God?

>>19599658
Why didn't you make that post trips, God? Don't you want me to fuck off?

This is not okay.

>>19599607
I am a nobody they won't consider me a threat, also i don't really care anymore and i think you understand that since you are God and know who i am... So please tell me, if the stars are in fact like bullet holes as you stated, what lies beyond our dome?

It's painful to watch this guy think he's THE God.

>>19599670
I'm finding this quite entertaining.

Hey God, why did you have me come to this thread and make you look like a fool?

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I grow bored of this thread.

My trip is WarhammerRules, if anyone wants to take over and be god until 404 have at it.

>>19599676
>I grow bored of this thread.
Oh now there's a surprise. Hey God, why would you ever let yourself be bored? I mean you've already established we humans are supernaturally annoying. Why not use that to flounce away instead of boredom?

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>>19599676

>>19599673
>make you look like a fool?
We're supernaturally annoying and he refuses to do anything about it.

>>19598728
>1 - What day of the week was a I born on?
>2 - How do I know you aren't a demon instead of God?
>3 - Give me advice in five words or less.

>>19599698
Hey buddy
-> >>19599676

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Is Yahweh a chaos god?
If so which one?

>>19598728
WHY DO I HAVE TO WORK
WHY?

People want me to believe this is some kind of balanced neutral existence but I call bullshit.

A neutral existence would be one in which I can just waste my time away doing nothing if I wanted to without having to worry about starving to death.
Anything else is slavery or indentured servitude.

Get your shit together faggot

Why are you not self aware of how pathetic your roleplaying seems to other people? Why do you not realize you can't actually do shit? I'll go to sleep and if I don't have raisins growing from the head of my penis I'll lnow you're lying.

desu I don't really care for the larping on here but damn, at least the other larpers on here were humorous

>>19599809
This. The only difference between people who think removing LARP from the board would do anything and the rest of us is the awareness that no matter how bad it gets, it can always get worse.

>>19598728

What will be the outcome of the next World Series?

A decent God pretender should at least have a trick up their sleeve to spook people.