Haunted House-Sitting

What are you doing now OP?

>>17319898
I swear to Kek you better do something exciting tonight OP. Make this worth our while.

Double dubs guy from last thread here. OP, you good?

>>17320020
go away, Satan

OP is not kill yet? Thank goodness...

>>17319898
For any newcomers, OP was hearing weird noises, he went round this house, found a room that smelt bad and then went down into the basement where shit got real.
Also there were monkeys and now they're gone.

Tl:dr OP found some monkeys and a ghost.

>>17320079
Anybody screencap?

>>17320035
Nah, son. We still live.

>>17320144
These doubles never lie.

>>17320165
Get thee behind me, doubles.

>>17319898

What nice repeating digits you have.

Thomas.

>>17320095
First Thread >>17306313
Second Thread >>17311070
Faggot

>>17320144
nice dubs
also roll

>>17320196
ayy

>>17319898

Don't forget to visit me in the basement.
I have a surprise.

Thomas.

So are we just going to ignore the car that was in the driveway? Or the fact that the sock puppets only became relevant to the BS story after someone told OP they were relevant? Or how about OP saying "where should I explore?" and only finding interesting things in rooms nobody has suggested? Almost as if this whole thing is BS

>>17320280
90% of the people in here know there's a 99.99999% chance it's an RP, but we have fun with it. Don't be a fegit.

Recap please

that car was probably neighbour's...

>>17319898

Where are you?
I just want to play, honest.
It gets so lonely down here.

Thomas

>>17320300
See
>>17320079

ITT: OP pretends to be in a haunted house part 3.

>inb4 something walks the dinosaur

just sayin'

>>17320280
>>17320317
You can see another house through the window too, it's their car.

>>17320020
I'm fine, I guess? I mean, as fine as someone who went into someone's basement and then lost a large chunk of the day can be.

Thank god I didn't have classes yesterday or today, or I'd have gotten behind on some stuff.

>>17320477
hey, what's up?

>>17320477
cool are you around for awhile??

i think we're all curious about the basement/crawlspace/smelly room combo. and you really need to bring the monkeys - they are companions, which is why i think the pink one started smiling when you found the blue one.

i hope you reviewed my checklist from the last thread, and someone else there suggested that you adopt a tripcode to help us distinguish you from the trollfags. i agree.

Godspeed!

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>>17320482
Not much.

Nice name.

>>17320513
Aww, that's a cute little thing.
Thanks for the compliment.

>>17320508
I'm starting to think that room might be unrelated, I finally got an answer out of Thomas and it turns out until recently they had a cat who like to use that room as her bathroom. He had to change the subject earlier because he was with his daughter and it devastated her when she died.

As to the checklist, it was comprised of things I was doing already, or things I just flat out couldn't do. And I'm gonna look into the tripcode thing.

This isn't the one I'm going to use, this is just to see if it works.

>>17320508
> sorry i meant *find the monkeys
it's really weird that they are missing

>>17320552
I mean, I'm pretty sure they're gonna be in the basement, it's kind of obvious and I'm not gonna deny the obvious in this kind of situation like an idiot.

>>17320549
cool yeah i was kidding about a lot of that earlier - needed something to do before work.

glad you're back, and ditching the room makes sense...but was the cat in there?? or did it just smell like piss

and anyways what do you plan to do?

>>17320563

Can't wait for you to deliver, OP. I knew you'd be back.

>>17320574

If you were kidding about the checklist then why did you just tell him to go over it? You're a faggot.

>>17320583
lol save for the obvious, fag - last time his phone died, the power went out and the cameras apparently recorded nothing.

glad you have nothing better to do, too

>>17320165
;)

>>17320230
THANKS SENPAI

Jeez this shit has become boring. I'm out.

This seems to be breaching tldr

OP can u sleep properly at night? Did door stay locked? Any other feeling of being watched/touched?

OP y No update?

>>17322460
I think he's sleeping

>>17319898
any developments? how are you sleeping, OP?

Fixing everything. Check my 7 and the monkeys are on the roof.

>>17323658
OP. Is that you?

OP confirmed for ded/out of ideas if this post ends in 5.

OP, what happened, son? I gave you my angel, Pink Monkey, and you put it to shame by making crude sexual jokes with my angel and the diabolical Blue Monkey!
Unforgivable.

>>17324140
You are not the Monkey God!

>>17324172
Um, yes I am

>>17324251
No, I am

>>17324270
Dude, I was the one that suggested OP to pick up the pink one, so I am the monkey god

>>17324172
>>17324251
>>17324270
>>17324291
Chillax the fuck out, people.

Guys

Is OP kill again?

>>17324295
Dude weed lmao

Dubs, OP confirmed kill.

>>17324350
Looking for these?

>>17324346
Meesa no liking the green, meesa like the poopoos!

>>17324577
WA LA!

>>17324577
That's it, keep liking it, soon we will control th-ahem...
I mean: we will smoke freely.

>>17324584
YOU CONTROLLING NOT TO ME IS MY BRAIN TO CONTROL YOU BUTTURD HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

>>17324584
>>17324586
You know not who you tangle with you fool, for my poops are many and my power great. You will drown in your bloody diarrhea before the day is done.

>>17324586
Child, please, behave, and no more weed.

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>>17324591

>>17324592
NO. I COMING into your house tonight sleeping and can WILL PULL DOO DOO FROM YOUR BUTTHOLIO IN SLEEPING YOU then AL;L BE MINE NO ONE IS TO ARRESTING ME AGAIN YOUR POOPS ARE BELONG OF MEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17324592
>>17324603
Weed is for the weak and shitless. I draw strength from the feces of other, and your sphincter goodies will become just another part of my ever growing collection.

>>17324603
Kek, you are insane.
>>17324606
Lel, what has this thread become?

>>17324610
CRAZY NOT TO BEING ME I KNOW HOW TO KEEP THEM I NOT LET THEM TAKE I TAKE MY POOPEEDOODEES AND HIDE THEM UPPER MY NOSER HEHEHEHE THEY NO NOT FINDING THEM THERE CANT STEALS FROM THEM TO ME HEHEHSAHASHSHAHAHSA ALL SAFE THERE NO FINDING I SMARTED THEM BIG HARD LOLOLOL NOT CRAZY

>>17324610
>>17324623
The only insane person here is the one not harvesting the power of stinkywaste to fuel their global take over. You know nothing of what I am capable of, and how many anusses I have pilfered, and soon you shall be emptied and disposed of.

>>17324623
You're right, you are absolutely not crazy at all, don't let them take your poopeedoodees.

>>17324631
That is some deep shit, dude, but don't mess with my shit.

>>17324632
NIGGERFIGGER I MAKEW YOU FROM BY PIE THEN KILKLLLLLLLLL TOO MUCH POOPERING INTO YOU HOLEPOOPER HAHAHAHAHAH BIG POOPEE IN MY PEENEE THEN BIG UP TO YOU THEM MAKE NIGBOOOOMM HAHAHAHAHAHA DIE FOR MOMMU NOW TO US LALA;ALLALA

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>>17324638
ayy lmao

>>17324646
oops, wrong pic

Srsly, still no update?
Fuck this guy.

>>17324652
OP is kill
these dubs confirm it, check 'em

>>17324655
Fuck, OP really is kill

No

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>>17324655

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>>17324655

ABANDON THREAD

>>17320079
>Also there were monkeys

OP confirmed for ded/faggot who didn't know how to continue the RP. I had high hopes at first.

fuckin nogs

>>17324785
My hopes were high up until he introduced the crawlspace into the story. Moment I saw it I knew it would be along the lines of
>and then a slendermon pooped out.

>>17324803
I still thought it could be okay until he made the "joke" about being unable to find the door. He seemed to be kinda pissy when no one played along with that.

OP IS A FAGTARD HIS DOODOOY IS BAD TO BE AND HAVE.

le kep le treadh aliv. hurr

>>17325588
Checked

>>17319898
Hella boring thread bro can we have some pics vids sumshit

>>17325999
This is the third one. Check the archive for the first two

>>17324655
>>17319898
>>17320144
>>17320300
>>17320477
>>17324577
>>17324655
>>17325588
>>17325999
What nice sequences of repeated numbers you guys got!
Checked!

>>17324655
I AM OP I AM TRIPS

>>17327741
NO! I AM THE FAGGOT!
CHECK MY TRIPS!

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Still waiting on an update, fuck the rest of the shit posters.

And seriously, you need to make those monkeys a tinfoil hat.

>>17327863
also here a-waitin away & agree

OP you have the house for awhile, right - plenty of arts and crafts time and i'm sure Thomas won't miss the tin foil

I'm not sure if this is the right thread but thought I'd get some open minded thoughts on this..

I downloaded a ghost radar app for a bit of fun, not really expecting anything. However there have been a few weird things. If I ever open it in my house, the radar always shows 2 ghosts in a pair only. I've opened it up elsewhere and there are many ghosts. However in my home always just 2 in a pair that follow each other.

Another weird thing that happened today. I am minding a very boisterous 8 month old puppy. It barks and goes crazy a lot. I was bored and had the radar open. When it says words its mostly words that make no sense, however when the dog started going crazy the radar (with the pair of ghosts) said 'dog'. I thought that was way too much of a coincidence.

Thoughts on this?

>>17327944
what's the app?
screenshots pls

>>17327944
This is a thread material m8. I suggest that you make this a thread

>>17328020
>>17327998
>>17328020

>>17328020
Sorry, I made a thread for it

>>17327998
See in thread for screenshot and answer >>17327993

Not sure why I'm still waiting, but I'm still waiting.

If post ends in 8 I continue waiting.

whatever you do, don't pull the spear out of the wall..

>>17328231
And now OP will show up, spear in his hands and be like "so, guys, this is it!" and will battle the monkeys

I guess untill OP returns I will teach you nogs about how to pack a proper housesitting kit for paranormal exploration.

So begins the Grand List of Things to Bring.
Detection & Recording group:
-reliable smartphone.
-Camcorder with night vision mode, to capture spooky footage.
-Motion activated trail camera, also preferably with night vision mode.
-digital audio recorder with at least 4 hours of recording time.
-magnetic compass and/or gaussmeter to detect electromagnetic anomalies.
-extra godamn batteries.
- phone charger
-laptop computer with power supply to process and upload video & audio.
General Exploration group:
-flashlight
-headlamp
-extra batteries
-gasmask for asbestos and other air contamination concerns.
-first aid kit
-knife
-crowbar
-sturdy footwear
-weapon
-extra underware incase things get too spoopy.

>>17328706
Crowbar replaces most anything on the list in a time of great need...

>>17328706
I forgot to include
- 50ft load rated rope or webbing
- work gloves
- nitrile gloves

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>>17328706
looks like it's time to start a 'ghost-hunt-what-bring.jpg' thread, i'll do the honors

>>17329314
Yes pls, this thread has gone the way of the dinosaurs and I want new entertaining shit

>>17328706
>>17329314

here
>>17329330