California Spoopy Lights General

>>16944955
504 reporting in, I keep hearing mumbling voices from the windows, and I live a peaceful subs area yet keep hearing police sirens.

Literally right now I'm hearing strange noises yet see nothing

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>>16944955
805 here. Saw it from my school which is a haunted insane asylum. Csu channel islands. Here is a pic. Don the tin foil hats. Art bell is talking about it too

951 we couldn't see the head/source. All we saw was a bright bluish green light illuminating the sky. It rose a little and then just faded away.

>>16945052
Is it still visible?

there is a thread on /b/ saying that Scotland and India are reporting the same thing

>>16945066
Nah it's way long gone. I didn't notice the time it went away but it was gone by 6:15 so it must've happened around 6.

>>16944955
530 here. Saw the same damn thing around 6pm.

>>16945070
Link to it.

lets assume the Air Force story is true. that means our military conducts missile tests over highly populated areas if your American. and if you are European recall those Norway spirals a couple years back? They are testing over your cities too. In fact theres been a hell of a lot of objects that went unidentified around the world which look JUST LIKE THIS. Now theres been missile tests conducted all the time. But why are they suddenly within sight of populated areas? why not test somewhere more secluded, and more importantly, safer than this?

now lets assume the story is bullshit. Well you can figure out the amount of other possibilities on your own.

either way stuff is going on that deserves our attention.

thanks for the post OP

Calm the fuck down, people. We get these in southern NM with White Sands Missile Range nearby. Missile tests happen over populated areas more often than you would think.

http://ktla.com/2015/11/07/witnesses-across-socal-report-seeing-unexplained-light-in-night-sky/

>>16945189
excuse me. i said air force when i meant Navy/Coast Guard

>>16945189
This is because the Navy was testing a missile launch from a submarine. It goes without saying that, by virtue of the fact that submarines are in the ocean, the missile would have to cross coastal areas, which are heavily populated.

>>16945261
then why not do it between cali and Hawaii where, you know? there aren't cities with millions of people nearby?

>>16945213
this shit has never been seen across THREE states though, and it didn't even move for 20 minutes.

I'm from southern California and while I didn't see it personally, I have a bunch of friends Facebook that saw it and/or are posting pictures. I'm honestly a little upset that I missed it - UFO or missile test it would have been cool to see.

>>16945265
Do you know where China Lake is? You might not believe this, but there's quite a bit of testing that takes place very close to Greater L.A., and few of it is visible. The only reason why you're freaking out is because you can see it, but nevermind that clues for this was announced in the news well in advance. HELLO, flights were being diverted from LAX for a secret mission. Does spelling it out for you not have any impact on your brain?

>>16945274
These have been seen from White Sands Missile Range as far as Flagstaff, AZ, Texas and northern Mexico. This isn't the first time. Jesus, and I used to enjoy browsing /x/. FUUUUUCK

>>16945297
just about to post that LAX was told in advance so they could divert flights.

>>16945305
Aliens are in our dicks.

909, I was busy playing MGS V, but a couple of my friends saw it

>>16945302
I still enjoy browsing /x/ so checkmate.

I was going to say that I've seen about six or seven of these launches during my time in California, and it's old news to us older idiots. Then I remembered this is /x/, and not a real thread.

Carry on.

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>>16944955
Just Todd Howard blowing up the world before Fallout 4 comes out.

Yuma az air base
I watched it for a good 5 minutes it didn't seem to move.

It seems pretty consistent with a rocket launch but I don't know what the blue stuff is.

>>16945479
That's what i want to know. What the hell happened to cause blue/green light to be seen access four states.

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>>16944955
>>16945030

USAF fag here and amateur UFO researcher in my spare time:

I'd be bet my bottom dollar you're looking at a launch from Vandenberrg AFB.

I did missile telemetry systems training out there, and Vandenberg has some really, really interesting mission groups there including the 30th space wing.

I'm fuck man, I watched a launch of an Atlas rocket carrying some kind of classified payload (assuming a satellite) for the NRO while I was there.

Looking at the pics shown, that's my guess unless it's something the Navy launched off the shoreline. Never trust those swabbies.

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>>16945984

I was right. Goddamn man, sometimes it almost hurts to be THIS good.

http://abc7news.com/news/rocket-launched-from-naval-base-is-bright-light-reported-across-sky/1073773/

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>>16946176 #
Im going to cross link my post just to see how many people think I'm shilling.

It's just a rocket, folks.

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>>16944955
Here ya go, OP

>>16945019
You're a fuckin liar man you're so full of shit, stop quoting project bluebook rp piece of shit get off /x/

>>16944955
Probably a drone with ba dirty great light on it to trick people. Project bluebeam.>>16944955

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>>16946617
Same trail happened years ago over China, except the military/government didn't make up lies. They admitted they had no fucking clue what it was.

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And here. . . we. . . . GO!

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Something amazing and unexplainable happens, something that involves something literally out of this world.
In comes the military or the government or NASA to make up some shit and try to keep us docile and compliant.

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Don't forget to . . . . .

lmao it still entertains me how ppl think that an alien race that has the technology to visit us would just fly here and keep their fucking lights on. especially in plain sight of a crowded area like cmon.. fucking murricans man

>>16944955 I've had two close encounters. They were both silent orbs of light in various colors. Was with another person present and sober. Trust me it was military testing.

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Hello aliens, good bye world.

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>>16946658

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Aliens, dimensional travellers, time travelers.

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>>16946479
kek

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>>16944955
Oops, I forgot to turn my headlights off.
"My bad"

>>16946666
Espers, Sliders, Time Travlers, Aliens. Exist. Good to know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZObrwmpleg

>>16946683
More terrifying than spoopy...shiit.

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You know nothing.
Everything you think you know are just based off related constructs.
Everything you haven't seen, heard or experienced first hand is just things you "read in a magazine or newspaper/website". "Heard from teacher, newscaster on radio or tv, acquainted people, websites." "Seen on tv, magazine, newspaper or internet."
None of us actually know anything, we're all just accepting what we're told as if it were fact, and repeat it to others as if were fact.

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>>16944955
Yeeah. A missile test. Sure. Not even a giant fucking saturn V has an exhaust plume with that kind of shape. Let alone a missile. Besides, if a missile is as obvious as that thing in the age of stealth tech that we live in, it has no right to even be in service.

>>16946629
Link?

>>16946670
Shuddup, ya dumb cunt
>>16946667
Thx

I wanted to try my hand at one of them maymay things. I call it a laughing picture jumble.

here you go ya dumbshits. It's called Atlas 5 Nightime Rocket. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KYLwPdwptA

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>>16946784

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There is more to come.

661 here, some Mexicans in our trashy part of town recorded it all going down. It's kind of interesting.

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>>16946790
It must be that. . . because I saw it on the internets.

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>>16946809

Okay if it was a missile where the fuck did it go?

>>16944955
>So is it a missile or not?
No.

Maybe you'd be less conflicted if your reports came from a reputable source.

>>16945030
Channel Islands? You mean Catalina?

>>16945440
I have seen one before too around 2000 but it wasn't symmetrical like these pictures

>>16946650
>>16946647
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>>16946647
>>16946618
>>16946617
>>16946614
Looks like a meteor/Comet.

I rememeber this shit from like 2001 or whenever that near miss happened ages ago.

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The invasion has begun.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fR4g-9Pi0M

>>16945984
you know if it was a missile that you'd be able to see the bottom part (thrusters?) illuminated at the very front of this light.

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Military Rocket Test:

http://www.pe.com/articles/sheriff-785743-light-fire.html

>>16946944
I routinely see missle tests that follow the western seaboard from pheionx, I don't see the problem here. Wait thats 400 mIles and not possible

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>>16946086
>/threading your own post

>>16946960

>Doesn't understand vertical distances.

Yeah! Just rocket tests! Weather balloons, rockets, light reflection anomalies! Nothing to see here! Stay inside! Keep the TV on, don't ask questions, trust the government! Have they ever lied to you? Has the media ever lied to you? No, never! They're your friends!

>>16947022
I love seeing these military shills getting BTFO it'll get NO COVERAGE on the big media i bet.

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I am Canadian. . .
Oh. . Um. . . "EH."
That is what Americans think we all say right? Anyway. I have an American co-worker and when I asked her about the biggest differences between our two countries she said "the news."
So much news broadcasted in the US is heavily edited, censored or just not included regarding any and all national and international events. But in Canada every detail is talked about without taking sides. It already showed up on my local news station and the weather network.

"EH."
BTW we don't say eh, I've never seen an igloo, a moose or a mountie. Hockey sucks.

>>16946898
yup, its a comet that nobody managed to detect that made a near collision with the earth

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>>16947225
dude weed lmao

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>>16947225
>trying this hard to reject who you are

anon, Canadians most certainly do use "eh". It's almost sub conscious though, you guys don't realize it. I spent 2 months in a van going across this country with 7 Canadians and analyzed it.

It's actually kind of a useful language mechanism I've noticed

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>>16947248
>>16947302

>Confirms that it was on news.
>Let's focus on weed and vernacular.

>>16947225
you should change your name to 'cankek'

>>16944955
The most important thing about things like this, I think, is how the population reacts to it.

They are testing and observing.

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>>16949577

Skeptics, I pose one question.
Why is the navy testing missiles above highly populated cities?

>>16953046
this is a good question.

I wonder this too. Military bases are often in places where there are a moderate or significant population, but why do these sort of sightings always happen where there is a lot of people to witness them?

>>16953046
because you're an idiot and it was over the pacific ocean. believe it or not, you can actually see things that aren't right in front of your face when you launch them into the sky

>>16953046
faggot answer me this, why are you a faggot?

let's consider options we have never considered. Really take a look at ideas and theories and where they come from. Let's question all our assumptions and things we take for granted.

You fucking retards. This shit happens all the time. It's not meteors of ayylmaos. Believe it or not they occasionally have to test the rockets they send satellites into space with and this is how they do it.

http://www.socal-skylights.org/sky_vandenberg.html

>>16953218
bout to say the same thing

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So is this one of them

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>>16944955

>>16953261
half eaten calf

>>16953278
Ah! Makes sense thank you anon

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