hey guys, what do you know about ladders in the woods?

I know it looks dull

portal to hell

dont climb em

>>16943479
it's a hoax made up by some reddit faggot on /nosleep in an attempt to plant the seed for a fiction book he's writing.

some of you fucks are just so gullible, christ.

>>16943557
don't be an asshole, i was looking for something prior to those posts exactly cause i though that. so is just for a book?

>>16943591
>don't be an asshole
>Translation: "I hate the truth."

yes, it's just for a book. go look at his tumblr and put two and two together.

searchandrescuewoods.tumblr.com

he linked it in his last post on /nosleep, i believe.

There used for hunting blinds set up off the ground.

Have you faggots never been innawoods? They're old deer stands, nothing more.

>>16943598
lol. i didn't know he had a tumblr, just saw some of the reddit posts a friend showed me. the book seems cool though

>>16943614
kill yourself

>>16943665
That seems like an overreaction.

That's a staircase, not a ladder you dense fuck.

>>16943684

>That's a staircase, not a ladder you dense fuck.

It's the former you hybrid-potato.

>>16943609
What he said.

When I was 8 tho they freaked me out big time

>>16943694

>>16943694
A staircase is not a ladder, a ladder is not a staircase. Similar functionality doesn't mean the same thing. A pen is not a pencil. A marker is not a pencil. A pencil is a pencil.

>>16943714

No no no

What comes second is the ladder.

>>16943719
Troll
latter /= ladder
fucking idiots
>at least sage this shit posting

>>16943684
Lol anon u mek mi kek. He is a meat head.

They make cheap hunting stands
>source: ask any redneck during deer season

definitely the portal to hell.

>>16943479
I think they had a relgious experience there when taking 500ug LSD and so they came back and built a staircase.

>>16943479
That's not a ladder and you are a homosexual faggot.

>>16943479
>They make cheap hunting stands
>>16943757
/thread

>>16943479
>ladders
that's not a ladder

It's an interesting conceit, and despite simply being nosleep fiction, it's rooted tangentially in some interesting real life beliefs and stories. Missing 411 by Paulides is definitely a huge influence, and always worth a topic in and of itself, but many ancient cultures in Europe and Asia, even Australia that were surrounded by forested wilderness had a lot of fear and respect for those places. Many cultures have a belief in elves and "little people" like the Daoine Sidhe, even nature spirits, all of which were to be treated with deep reverence. The forest was theres, and many in those regions still believe this to be so. My Great Grandma, originally from Romania, was a staunchly religious, but would always tell us to always ask permission before entering the woods in any location. We'd wave her off, laughing about how maybe in the old country there was fear of wolves, but she ingrained in us this practice of asking permission before going into the forest. She said that if we should feel uncomfortable in any way after asking, or if a fierce wind rustled near us, particularly in the trees, we were not to enter. The woods are lovely, dark and deep, but she always made it out as though they had a mind of their own.

>>16943479

Found one this summer when i was metal detecting. I remembered these threads and laughed out loud.

And she's buying a ladder to heaven.

>>16944200
lol

Don't climb ladders or stairs in the woods because they might be old and fragile, so you might fall and hurt yourself/die. There's not a paranormal explanation for everything.

I hate that story bc all the unoriginal fucks on no sleep copied it with other jobs and flooded the sub with shit like "I'm a highschool janitor and I think there's something going on at night at my school"

>>16943614
I bet you're the fucking guy with the book

>>16946255
>>16943614
>>16943598
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>>16943557
Fuck off back to reddit you shit eaters.

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>>16943557

I guess he had a time machine. These are at least 2600 years old.

>>16943557

Welsbach patent

>>16946608
be serious