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I've been practicing ancient geometrical magic for almost 20 years now.

If you would like a spell done for you, please post below.

Post the following:

1) What do you want
2) An identifier for yourself (a nickname, a key word, etc)
3) Do you live with any pets or family members? If so, what are they to you?
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forgot tripcode
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>>16922135
I want to finally be employed somewhere decent in the near future.
Nive
My dog, my guinea pig, my 3 cats
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>>16922145
Ok. I will prepare the geospell for you. Please give me a few minutes to post back.
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You've been practicing bullshit for years now, and you still haven't figured out it's bullshit?
What about Lords Law?
Anyone with special information would automatically become a wealthy powerful lord?
Didn't happen? And you're still a loser practicing this shit and posting shit on a site meant for kids?
You're the very definition of failure.
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1. Knowledge
2. Wolfseeker
3. My cousin, like a brother to me
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>>16922166
Alright. I will prepare the geospell for you. Please give me a few minutes to post back.
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>>16922145
I have completed the geospell for you. The spell now requires a sacrifice. You will need to spill the blood of your guinea pig to activate the spell. Please reply once this is completed.
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>>16922135
1) I want a GF
2) Rick
3) I just live with my roommate, no pets.
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>>16922165
sounds like you're jealous
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I would like the mental fortitude and discipline to enact the changes in my life I need to make. (If you could cure my crippling depression too, that would be awesome)

You can call me Phoenix

I live with no pets or blood relations, at least not at the moment
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>>16922177
Alright. I will prepare the geospell for you. Give me a few moments to reply back.
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>>16922135
1. Love spell to help with girls, I've had trouble in the past and recently been rejected badly by this one I've like for two years
2. Chris
3. Mother and Father, my two primary caregivers

Really appreciate it thanks :}
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>>16922177
replying to myself. If I have to sacrifice animals and shit I'm not interested.
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>>16922166
I have completed your geospell. In order to activate the spell, a sacrifice must be made. You will need to spill the blood of your cousin. Please reply back once this has been completed
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>>16922174
Oh. Uh. You know, I think I can go on ahead and stay without a job for a while longer, I kindof like my guinea pig. Toss that spell someone else's way, please.
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>>16922179
I have prepared your geospell but unfortunately this will not work if you do not live with any other living beings. This is because we must channel our desires using their life force. Sorry.
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>>16922192

The spell has already been cast. If you do not complete the ritual, you will be cursed by the incomplete spell. Sorry, there is no way to reverse it.

You must sacrifice
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>>16922135
I want to be loved by my best friend.
Nate
My parents, my younger brother.
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>>16922177
I have completed the geospell to grant you your desire of having a girlfriend.

In order to activate the spell, you will need to make a sacrifice. You will have to spill the blood of your room mate.

Please reply once this is complete.
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>>16922196
What if I use my own blood? How will that turn out?
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>>16922198
I have completed the geospell to grant you your desire of gaining your best friend's love

In order to activate the spell, you will need to make a sacrifice. You will have to spill the blood of your parents
.
Please reply once this is complete.
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I want femdom to come in my life and female supremacy
Turner
Dog, mom, and sis. All love em but don't want them dominating me.
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>>16922202
you're being trolled, don't be stupid
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>>16922206
Read the other replys. Don't want to sacrifice.
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>>16922165

>Site meant for kids.
>4chan.

...Anon, that's the most WTF post I've seen here in a while, and I've been on /d
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>>16922145
>>16922166
>>16922177
>>16922179
>>16922183
>>16922198
>>16922206
you're being trolled

OP is a faggot
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>>16922213
We're fugged family

The wizard has cursed us
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this is now a gay pride thread
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>>16922170
>>16922187
Why i gotta do this? How can this help me? Other form do it? And thanks by the way!
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>>16922209
Well you see, I used my superior knowledge of anatomy to trump OP's "curse". As we all know, hair is generated by blood depositing keratin and vitamin e into a follicle and returning back to the vessel to continue with circulation. Simply put, I plucked a hair from guinea. Although nowhere near noticeable, on the microscopic level guinea actually is bleeding, not enough to harm, but still bleeding. I don't got time to put up with curses and the like.
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>>16922222
>22222
FUCKING
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>>16922222
OHHHHHH SHIT I GUESS MY DOMINATING DREAMS WONT COME TRUE CAUSE OF QUINTS
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>>16922222
Checkin' those black magic quints
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>>16922228
you just got fuggedd m80
your geomancy was overpowered by >>16922222 's power of probability
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>>16922222
There's your sacrifice OP. my first quints ever

Looks like I'm getting my GF
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>>16922235
the quints were too powerful

the spell I made went out of control and is now turning all british people into homosexuals

I can't control it anymore

Your fault
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>>16922242
good thing i have absolutely no british heritage in me, and neither do any of my friends or anyone in my community

germanic/french/irish to the end, you crown wearing fucks
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>>16922135
Why are the Mormons talking shit about my god within the first five minutes of reading
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1) Wealth, so me and my family could travel the world.
2)Gwiz
3)live w my wife and 2 sons.

Thanks :)
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>>16922135
I want to get my degree at some point in the near future

Cid

I have 2 dogs
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>>16922135
Protect me and my family from harm tonight. Its real foggy and I'm hearing weird shit outside.
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I want to excel academically
Leopard
I live with my mom, dad, older brother and sister, a dog, a rabbit and a turtle
Thanks
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1. I want money fast
2. S
3. My parents & brothers
Thx
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1) I want to make the basketball team at my school this year and every subsequent year, and I want to be truly great
2) Silly Sailboat is my nickname
3) I live with my mom, dad, and sister because I'm too poor to get my own place and still in school
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>>16922135
1) to be successful for the next 10 years of my life
2)demi
3)yes i live with family and they are all pawns for me to use how i wish.
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go to my gmail

letter24x
pass: Mojo1245!
website is letter24.com
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>>16922135
Do a fucking
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>>16922135
If it's possible would you be able to make a girl fall in love with me? Or maybe increase my chances of getting a girl to like me? My name is Cameron. I have a 2 dogs named Indy and Phoenix. One is extremely hyper and one is extreamly mellow though I don't see them much do they don't mean that much to me (they're my pets though of course I love them).

If you could do this for me you'd be making my currently misirible life amazing.
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>>16922714
Nevermind OP I read the thread I'm good. I don't feel like spilling any blood.
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>mfw people are still posting on this without realizing its a shitty troll thread
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>>16922736
just shows the fact that most of /x/ is illiterate
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>>16922135
1 money & peace of mind
2 czkb
3 living alone
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I want the gamble I take tomorrow to pay off.

Anthony/Scorpio born 11/21/1993

My family is everything to me, nothing else matters but them.
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>>16922736
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>>16922135
A meaningful, long term romance
Jinx
I live with my father, brother, and two dogs.
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>>16922135
Money and women, been too patient for too long with this stuff.
Perfetto
I live with 2 brothers, my mother and my father
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1. 4 feet of snow in lake tahoe tomorrow
2.Johnfag
3.Parents, dog
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>>16922135
1.Giant shlong
2.Money
3.Power
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>>16922135
im begging you please ever since i was born ive had a lisp and weird voice it hasn't really effected my ability to learn but its efffected my confidence and everything else so if this is real and there is a spell for this ill e so grateful

nickname: chall
identifier: i have freckles
i live with my sister and my mum and i have 2 cats and on dog
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>>16922135
If you're still here, I'd like guidance. I'm lost, and need to find my path again.
Shengin
Two cats, two betta fish, my girlfriend, and my two children.
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Role playing is fun hey guys?
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Name: Shrine
Wish: Help with removing severe depression and adding mental order
Live alone
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Its a fucking
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1) For my fiancee to have good luck. Especially with gaining money and a good job that makes him feel fulfilled.
He's a great person that has terrible luck and keeps getting shit on by life.
2) Britt for me. If the spell would work better by directing it directly to my boyfriend, call him Aeramis.

3) I live with a down right cunt of a future mother in law, what she is to me: A person I'm scared of. A person I resent and get along with until I can move the fuck out. I don't want her to be hurt, but I don't like her. The only reason I would be sad when she dies is the grief it will cause my fiancee to feel at her loss. The perfect mark for her tombstone would be the words "And with her passing, the world collectively sighed in relief."

My future brother in law, the older brother of my fiancee who has aspergers. To me he is a selfish ass that I have a hate/friendship relationship with. He reminds me of by brother because I've always fought with my brother who has autism but still love him. So I think of him as a brother really. Someone I get upset with a lot but still will be friends with.

I have three hermit crabs for pets. What they are to me: Mostly guilt. I am guitly I don't give them the best care they can possibly get. Also they are cool little guys I love to watch that I am facinated by. They scare me a little because they are freaking big now and keep growing. A little bit wider than the palm of my hand.
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Guys, he's been using the words "spill blood" not "kill." If a person were to spill blood without killing would the spells still work?
Because if so Ha! I work with animals for a living and know how to draw blood safely without hurting them.

Hell, if I had a pet I'd go to a vet and have them withdraw blood for a bullshit test. Then after they drew it spill that on the floor by "accident."
Or just clip one of the pets nail a tiny bit too short to where the pink blood supply inside the nail is. So it will bleeds drops of blood from a place they are commonly injured, and then you can treat the wound.
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>>16922145
Not OP, but I'm gonna give this a go anyway. I've never done anything like this, here's hoping it works! I should be able to do it for everyone.
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>>16923441
That's stealing.
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1: girlfriend
2: dei
3: parents and some pets
Thnx.
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1. I want to curse Barack Obama.
2. Barack Obama's mate at barber
3. Nope, alone with 4chan mates.
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I'm scared to do this, what if something goes wrong?
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>>16923496
The worst thing that can happen is that due to intervening in other people's lives and bending things to suit them it causes something of equal if not worse negative value either in their life or somewhere else.

You are supposed to achieve your own desires yourself, getting someone else to bend the rules and give them to you can sometimes fuck stuff up. Like say if they give you a gf, you basically have to effect the life of the guy in question and the girl he wants, essentially bending both of their fates for them. Same goes for stuff like money or getting a job, you're effecting a lot of people and the course of their lives. If it is something like "i want to lose weight" or "I want to be more focused and determined" then it can be done easier since it's not only effecting a single life but one willing to change. It's unfortunately pretty common and it's why so many people end up feeling fucked over by the world so others can be happy, it's not really a nice thing to do

tl;dr: if it involves other people it's essentially faterape
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Sound mind/ body. Health, More energy so I can juggle work and school better.

The Chopper

Three dogs, my grandmother, and my parents. I love them all. They're my family.
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>>16922135

>1) What do you want
1. Something to awaken/unblock my powers.
2. Attract my lifemate.

>2) An identifier for yourself (a nickname, a key word, etc)
Darkness.

>3) Do you live with any pets or family members? If so, what are they to you?
My older brother.
He is my source for information and family.
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>>16922135

1) I want to get the job in bulgaria so I can leave Sweden, I need a change.
2) nickname, "ch".
3) I live alone, but somewhat near my hometown, I see them about once a week.
We have a good relationship.
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Lose weight
Tatoo
My family is very important to me
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>>16923854

>Darkness
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1) What do you want
>>a lot of money to move away.
2) An identifier for yourself (a nickname, a key word, etc)
>>L
3) Do you live with any pets or family members? If so, what are they to you?
>>parents, dog and cat. not getting along so great.
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>>16922135

1.) I want health. Great health. Or even just good health. For my pain to go away. To be able to walk, and do stuff I see healthy people doing, without pain, without the lurching, shivering, twisting movement my broken body and the pain it brings. I want to find a girl I can connect with for a lifetime, from infatuation to affection to that long term contentedness elderly couples have even in their waning years, and I want to be what gives her happiness, and her to bring me happiness. I want material comfort. Not opulence, just financial independence, a home where I am secure, safe, and happy. Or at least that can be content and comfortable in, with moments of happiness that come, and go, and come again.

2.) Call me Ominous

3.) I live with no pets or family. But I am in a boarding house and all of these people - I feel no connection to them, and don't trust them. But that doesn't mean I want anything but good for them. I know one doesn't sound like it means the other but you made me think about it, and that is how I feel.
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>>16923532
>faterape
Can I get an oppression card for that?
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>>16922135
>geometrical magic

origami?
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>>16922135
1. love
2. Bill
3. Two dogs and my family, they are everything to me
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>>16922135
I want to learn magic
Berry
I have a Roommate Justin.
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what is wrong with you people
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>>16922135
1) Mental stability, motivation, luck
2) Wound
3) My grandpa, 3-4 strays, a maid that cleans up in the morning
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>>16926028
Lold
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I sometimes draw shit like pic related. Finished this last nigt. Am i magic now, /x/?
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>>16922135
1more powers
2ordosius
3yes, disembodied spirits
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1) get the attention of tech recruiters
2) abraxasrex
3) I live with a bunch of students I don't know very well yet.
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>>16923189
how is a picture of a fucking related?
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>>16922135
Wealth please,
Dan,
My wife and child
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>>16922242
>now turning all british people into homosexuals
>now

You know it's not magic if you say you accomplished something that was already the case right?
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