Midnight in the Desert with Art Bell
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Dr. William R. Forstchen has a Ph.D. in history from Purdue University with specializations in military history and the history of technology. He is the author of over forty books, a number of them NYT best sellers. His book about the threat to the United States by use of an Electro-Magnetic Pulse was on the best seller list for twelve weeks and is credited with helping to start the Prepper movement. Forstchen is a professor of history and faculty fellow at Montreat College in Western North Carolina.
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Here for dat dank bumper music fam
why does bellgab hate hoggie?
shit i was waiting for this thread, started to make one myself.
Art said he had big news again tonight. Of course he said that last night too and it was nothing.
>>16874398
dumber people have trouble with complex topics
SAGE SAGE SAGE
>>16874398
Because they are fucking autistic.
Let's do this shit
>>16874398
>why does bellgab hate hoggie?
1/2
Bellgab is upset that Richard C. Hoagland wanted to do the show his way and not Ross' way. The show is called Other Side Of Midnight with Richard C. Hoagland not Other Side Of Midnight with Ross.
Incidentally one of their main criticisms about C2C is that producer Tom is more in control of the show than Noory. In fact the bellgab owner leaked a private email that was sent to him from a former Coast guest host (I forget her name, she used to have a show on WOR I think) that complained about how the Coast producer had more power than the hosts including Noory and everyone on bellgab agreed that the producer should serve the host and not the other way around.
Ross claims to not have gotten paid. Leo Ashcraft claims to have not gotten paid either however Art was there to defend himself on bellgab and even posted a copy of a check. RCH isn't there on bellgab to give the other side of the story.
Ross says that he doesn't want to talk about it but constantly brings it up and then denies bringing it up. "You don't know what you're talking about!" Keeps saying he's going to set the record straight but never does.
1/2
>>16874402
People need to stop reacting when he says that. It's never anything worth the hype.
>>16874404
>2015
>Thinking sage still does anything
>>16874407
2/2
Bellgab members have started a competing show that airs directly after Art's show and against RCH's show. Their show description says that they are going to talk about what just happened on Art's show and things that are going on the bellgab forum. They originally wanted a bellgab show following Art's on Dark Matter Network but Art wouldn't give them one. They've been mad awhile
They are actively trying to sabotage RCH's show and get people to cancel their 19.5 memberships.
They are upset that the new producer on RCH's show talks to Richard on the show. They say that a producer should never speak on air. Many, many radio shows have the producer talk to the host. And also the traffic person and the weather person will chime in. Just because Art does his show a particular way doesn't mean that everyone does it that way.
They are upset that the new producer signs his name on the show's social media posts. This is actually a common thing to do when the host/famous person doesn't handle his own account.
We're all proud of you too Asia, you little QT3.14!!!!!!
when will will hear dancing queen fam?
over/under (before/after)
1:30AM EST?
MEGASTRUCTURE
>>16874415
under
>>16874416
> mfw it's always "aliens"
Coast to Coast AM guests tonight:
>Guests: Professor Griff, Clifford Pickover
>1st Half: American rapper, spoken word artist, and member of Public Enemy, Professor Griff, believes the Illuminati has taken over hip hop and uses music and popular culture as mind control over society. Griff is determined to bring an understanding of who the enemy is and how they're waging a cultural war to degrade and disenfranchise African-Americans and youth culture as a whole.
>2nd Half: Prolific author Cliff Pickover received his PhD from Yale University’s Department of Molecular Biophysics and Biochemistry and holds over 250 US patents. He'll discuss the subject of death, how humanity has dealt with it over the ages, and what it will mean in the quantum age.
Professor Griff has been on once before as a first hour guest when John B. Wells was hosting. It was very interesting. They both kept stopping themselves from saying "jews" for an hour. I wonder how Norry will handle Griff.
>>16874415
my money is on before
How is this news? How is any of this new? He's been talking about this for a week!
>>16874422
Is this what the megastructure would look like based on the available data?
>>16874425
>crushed hard on Gillian so badly back in the 90s
https://twitter.com/ArtBell51/status/657013077586538496
SOURCE
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They 'ought to call it Planet Scotty in reference to that episode of Star Trek: TNG where they found Mr. Scott's ship stranded on a Dyson Sphere built by some unknown alien race.
Also, nb4 his source is Hoagie if not one of his friends.
WHAT DOES THE SOURCE SAY ART SPIT IT THE FUCK OUT
>I have a source inside NASA
The source is RCH!
NEWS
NASA 50% SURE THAT THIS DATA IS AS ADVERTISED
IS AS REPORTED
>>16874434
It's just a 3D mock up of the light intensity variations (you see them as a wave form across the body, and the graphic above is indicating the light distortions as seen passing in front of the star.
ᵃʸʸ ᶫᵐᵃᵒ
Art needs to stop hyping this shit, we all know NASA is never going to admit it's aliens.
>>16874452
(shrugs)
>>16874445
>is as advertised
>literally meaningless
>just means data values not being fudged
oh well imma get hype anyway
>post yfw this alien news is the beginning of a conspiracy to bring the world together under one government
>>16874453
I am almost certain this is mostly meaningless but I am 100% sure the message went miles over Art's head..lol
PRESIDENT TO ANNOUNCE
We had to have a black president first before the government would announce that aliens are real. It helps soften the blow.
in the graveyard confirmed
gonna get spooky lads
midnight inna graveyard
wat
>>16874465
It's kind of cringey actually, is it possible he's just hyping it for show pruposes? I'm going with that..
>>16874471
Bibble fo shizzle.
>>16874432
Wahhh Wahhh.
>>16874474
spooky asf
> I'm not trying to feed any conspiracy theories, I'm just heavily implying NASA shut down the Keppler array years before anyone knew there was anything out there to look at.
>>16874404
>>16874410
Namefagging as Sage...
Isn't that how you use to get the Heaven id on b...
Midnight in the Pumpkin!
>>16874494
Midnight in the Pumpkin Patch is still the best name.
shieet i havent heard this song in forever
Bill Murray is 65 and just announced that he's dating Jenny Lewis who is 39.
Old men dating women young enough to be their daughter is gross. It's fucking gross.
You are a failure as a father and a man if you're daughter ends up with a man as old as you or even older.
OIDAR
>>16874472
underrated post
>>16874506
If i was a woman i'd be jealous too.
>>16874506
boo hoo
>>16874506
If I were a fatass 4chan basementbeard, I'd be jealous too.
Bill is so dreamy.
>>16874506
I'm 40 and my GF is 24. My oldest son is only 3 years younger than her.
>>16874421
Is this Art as a child?
>>16874506
He is one of the funniest comedians ever, how exactly would that be a failure?
>>16874506
older people are taking away your happiness anon. time to give up on love.
>>16874388
will he ever tell us the ouija board story before our lifetimes ?
>>16874545
Not until he gets a movie deal.
>It makes my life..
Oh Art.
SAIL AWAY BITCHES
sail away sail away sail away
Please let me die peacefully and painlessly in my sleep tonight.
>>16874558
you can't bellgab won't allow it
The big news about this is that crowd sourcing research finally paid off for someone.
SETI@HOME BTFO.
What the fuck was that about the security people going entirely batshit?
>>16874558
I hear ya
these threads and actually /x/ are just horrible enough to make you want to end it all
you sir
>>16874560
will die and suffer a particularity warped torture in hell
Amy has a new voice again.
Still can't pronounce New Orleans, though.
>>16874506
Young puss ftw
i STILL can't get the live streams to work
>>16874569
its Nawleans inn'it?
>>16874566
Something about them being forced to learn to fight demons that try to attack the kiosks, watch videos about the Illuminati, and something else.
>Demons are attacking Auntie Anne's Pretzels, are you a bad enough dude to stop them?
>>16874560
I'm guessing you're a Kansas City Chiefs fan
>>16874571
>pushing 40
>no better options
>>16874582
Auntie Anne can go fuck herself, her pretzels aren't worth fighting demons over.
stream just died...just music playing now
>come home from school and get ready to wind down with an escape into crackpot mysticism
>art's guest is an alum of my university
>people I know in the comments section
come on
>>16874587
That is the stream, are you mentally disabled in some manner?
How many times do we have to say. ART BELL FOR PRESIDENT
>>16874574
>>16874587
The Internet is a fun, wild place anon. Gosh...who will ever get a handle on it? It's like a big puzzle.
>>16874587
>tune into radio show
>it must be down, there's music playing
>>16874592
Art's political viewpoint would surprise a lot of people. He a hard right Limbaugh fan.
I've been waiting for this information. Wake up people . The aliens are real. We are fucking being invaded as HOAGIE says. Please believe. You small minded individuals. This is not a joke. We are being INVADED!
>>16874598
nope
>>16874598
That surprises no one that has ever listened to Art actually.
he said TRUMP
confirmed prez 2016
>>16874604
He shares his own opinion so seldom though. He's really good at remaining neutral.
Trumping of the superior civilization approaching
>>16874560
god damn i wish i had a hat half as cool as that statue lady's.
>>16874594
it is like a big puzzle... and i'm retarded sometimes.
>>16874598
He's a libertarian and has said so many times. He leans right on a lot of things like gun control but he is also for gay rights, he is not hard right. It's fun to watch the liberal bellgabbers have a fucking stroke when Art talks about gun rights on the radio.
Any one else think Ayy Lmaos don't give a fuck about us?
>>16874620
as an ayye lmao I can confirm we find you all insufferably disgusting and try and avoid contact at all costs... get over yourselves we want NOTHING to do with you filthy shitbag. trust me
I can wait for the aliens to land so that we can finally put all this Jesus bullshit away and advance as a species.
Yeah fuck you George Noory?
Hey hey hey hey.... Smoke weed everyday.
I hope we get invaded by something similar to the Oniboshi... but of course reality is much like Karma. Very bitchy. Perhaps we'll be lucky and get something akin to Vulcans.
>>16874620
Why would they? They're 1,500 lightyears away building giant megastructures, we're stuck on Earth throwing tiny probes at other planets in the solar system.
>>16874623
have fun in Helll
>>16874622
Ayy lmao
>>16874623
And you just described the book of Revelation. Go ahead put your trust in the demonic.
>>16874632
India is making good progress.
space elevator thread?
space elevator thread.
>>16874630
>2015
>Still thinking a place called Hell exists
>>16874637
Yeah, but they are just trying to escape because their country smells so bad
>>16874644
Once they leave it'll stop smelling bad though.
>>16874641
Hell does exist but it's not literal fire and it is not eternal from my understanding of it. It is still a place you do not want to end up.
Sun fuel CAN melt steel beams
Ok bitches, this is Ross.
I am NOT trying to hurt RCH's show, I have never once told people to NOT listen or to unsubscribe. I never talked publicly about anything that went on because I was trying to keep it from becoming over dramatic and stupid.
Well, that fucking failed when someone who knew what happened leaked it and posted it publicly. At that point I was not going to LIE to friends of mine about what happened but I also was not going to publicly whine and cry. I made a mistake and misjudged a person's professional character.
I blame myself more than Hoagie. Hoagie is who he is and once I found out what he really was like, I didn't want to be part of it, so I tried to quietly step away and let the show go on it's merry way.
1. I am proud of the work I did for the show and loved that you fegs liked what we did and liked the show.
2. RCH is talented, and has a following, yes I had a positive effect on the show but I am not NAIVE enough to believe that I was the entire reason the show started being successful, he is the one behind the mic, I did a ton of shit behind the scenes that no one knows about but my main goal was to get good guests and help entertain people with good guests and cool topics that no other show was covering. Did that, it worked you guys and gals liked it.
3. If the show fails after I left, it wont be because I left it will be entirely on RCH, he has a really good roadmap for what makes for succesfull shows, heh as a huge rolodex of quality guests that I booked for the show, and if the show succeeds or fails it will be all up to him and his new producer.
4. I wish him well, I really do, I am not holding onto this and have already moved on. But I wanted to let all of you know that I am NOT operating a campaign to get the show off the air, and NOT telling people to hate Hoagie. That is entirely up to them, they made their own minds up. And here is your proof, http://i.imgur.com/dFr0l9F.jpg
>>16874647
>It is still a place you do not want to end up
fuck off harry potter
>>16874646
nah it will take a nuke to wipe their curry BO off the planet
Smoke seed everyday. The anointed ones were the cannabis enthusiast !!
>>16874647
What's the job market like there these days? What should I include on my resume?
>>16874658
>>16874654
You should go tell BellGab all that then and stop them from making bigger fools out of themselves as they try to sabotage his show.
Fuck you fake Ross. Cock sucker mother fucker
>>16874654
The real question is do you have nudes of pic related?
>>16874665
i have but that's up to them
>>16874654
You are starting to come off as a crazy person, Ross. Just let it go.
>>16874671
was just trying to clear it all up
Someone posted a dick pic on twitter and tagged it with the hashtag for the show and people on the hashtag are flipping out.
>>16874668
do such wholesome and modest women really still exist in this world?
>>16874668
Looks like a Mormon Sasha Grey.
Hoagie for PRESIDENT!!
>>16874657
Let's zone the whole place for section 8 housing and offer free transport there first.
>>16874674
>what he really was like
Wait .. wait WAIT! What is he really like? Is he like a wild swinger from the 70's Spill.
>>16874647
Hell is eternal. Any claim otherwise is wicked and idolatrous.
>>16874675
link pls
>I didn't shoot RCH in the back
>I only gave bellgab the ammunition
>That absolves me
>>16874678
It is Sasha Grey.
Ross fuck off you hubrid. Ross is just a hubrid trying to stop the truth. You cock sucker mother fucker.
>>16874678
Hmmm. I guess I don't see it.
>>16874685
for a good long while he was a fucking blast to work with, a lot of fun, and really cool but that didn't last.
>>16874694
Holy shit it is! Mind blown.
>>16874701
wow ok that explains a lot..... t-thanks..
>>16874687
So it's... HERESY?
>mfw
>>16874687
I'm not a christian so IDGAF what all that boogity-woogity nonsense says.
>>16874690
but I didn't, some one else spilled the beans, I wasn't going to say a thing until that person posted verbatim what happened then I had to deal with it.
>>16874711
>the beans,
what are these 'beans' of which you speak... what have I missed? RCH is gay? What is it? lol
Ross, Ross, Ross. You're posting anonymously here just like the rest of us. If you want to talk about the Art Bell show that you are listening to with us, then do that. Enough with the RCH hate talk. We chose RCH. Sorry. Enough with the drama. Cheers.
fake Ross > real Ross
>>16874717
>what are these 'beans' of which you speak... what have I missed?
It's covered here in these two posts:
>>16874407
>>16874413
>>16874717
just a bunch of bullshit that people didn't need to even know because there didn't need to be any more drama for DMRN etc.
I'm having fun listening to Art.
You guys can ask me fun questions about Hoagie if you want, would rather share positive stories at this point
Nanotube/C60 tech is going to eventually be cheaply manufactured/self-assembled by bioengineered bacteria in the future. You heard it here first.
>>16874689
Just search the #DMTalk hashtag, or go to the darkmatter website and click back on their tweet feed until it comes up.
>>16874701
Thanks for making it clear again, and good luck with your project.
Someone leaked the Hoagies show topic on the thread last night and I assumed that was you, but maybe not. I'm taking a wait and see attitude and hoping it at least stays decent, but I mean, short wave special..idk man.
>>16874732
nah, wasn't me. If i wanted to leak stuff I could've done all sorts of stupid shit, had access to his social media accounts for a week after I quit.
>>16874730
I believe it.
Ross here. Hoagie better think twice about doing his show without me. You guys are cool though.
>>16874728
What is your favorite Hoagie moment?
>>16874730
>which were designed by ai
This is a shitty time to live we are pannig our own obsolescence.
>>16874747
Go gt 'em Ross
>sorry real Ross, you're a meme now
>>16874753
We will be integrated with the AI eventually. We will become one and the same. Probably not jamal in the 'hood. But regular people will be.
>>16874689
> https://twitter.com/marc_429
#DMtalk is a terrible name for a hashtag, people like that fag also use it to mean DM me for hot, sexy chat. They should have used #DMRtalk but they're Twitter morons.
>>16874752
Us geeking out over Doctor Who and Sherlock....uhmm what else, OH booking Father George Coyne, that was huge. Us debating whether or not the Martian was a secret NASA project and that if Ridley Scott would change the ending to include aliens or structures. stuff like that
What is with this Ross shit what the fuck happened? Hoagie dont have a radio show on MITD anymore? Are you guys talking about Ross Mitchell?
>>16874762
The AI matter is going to make us realize we are not simply machines.
>>16874762
T-thats cool I guess.
>>16874771
We are machines. Biological machines made of smaller biological machines.
>>16874767
lol thanks fam
>>16874777
Consciousness, my friend. The soul. You will never find that in a program. Just pale reflections.
>>16874388
>Prepper movement
Fucking hell.
How can Art and this guest not realize why society is different now? JFK got blown away, Watergate shook the country, no one trusts the government to do shit but spy on us now. Why should any of us believe the government is capable of building great things any longer?
You dicks hating on the hoagster? His show beats art's sometimes. I welcome our new late night howard stern
"Maybe we need Trump"
-Art Bell
>>16874790
totally agree, JFK was such a turning point
>>16874782
Define what a soul is to you. People may have have a different idea or belief.
>>16874782
>You will never find that in a program.
That's racist.
>>16874798
Soul is a joint rolled in toilet paper.
Soul is a hamhock in your cornflakes.
how the fuck are you getting 24/7 sun if half of the fucking day the solar panel would be behind earth from the sun?
holy shit somebody call in and ask this.
>>16874800
>tfw I probably won't even be dead when robot rights becomes a thing
>>16874795
JFK and Eisenhower combined.
>>16874805
depends how far away the solar panels are and where they are positioned
>>16874811
one of the COOLEST things I got to do, was chat with Jim Marrs multiple times for an hour or so about JFK, etc.
>>16874777
Dem trips with that comment is a little spooky.
>>16874823
He should post it again in 3000 posts and make it extra spoopy.
has the Amy experiment failed?
The Cubs aren't in the playoffs anymore.
>>16874415
OFFICIALLY AFTER
Please, do not send Any dick pics.
That would be wrong.
Fuck the Cubs man. A Cub fan here
>>16874840
Her Twitter account has been protected since she got the DM News gig anyway.
Between megatstructures, hubrids and EMPs Art's gonna have a heart attack pretty soon.
>>16874823
Just helping to keep /x/ spooky, my friend.
>>16874812
i know but to have 24/7 power you'd need more than one space elevator.
realistically you'd need three of these equally spaced around the equator and only tax the system enough for 2 of the 3 panel clusters.
building a space elevator further north or south of the equator could get you enough centrifugal force and a more ideal hours per day of solar panel use. the panel cluster should be able to be moved to get the best angle at all times.
Amy > Ross
>>16874798
Not going into it now but i believe it's non-local. There is also a big initiative going on to locate consciousness in the brain because it's still not understood. The only people who think it is are internet experts.
>>16874854
Semi-hot lesbian > most guys tbh fam
>>16874860
Ross is a lesbian?
When we finally move over to 8ch what board should we use for our MITD and OSM threads? /fringe/ or /x/. /fringe/ is a much more active board than their /x/.
>>16874858
I can agree with you on that.
We're definitely more than just the sum of our individual parts.
TURN IT UP!
>>16874867
Confirmed
>shots fired
>>16874869
CIA is closing in on Art.
>shots fired near Art's studio
>internet cables cut at Art's house
>Keith's internet going down
>>16874782
You know, I've been thinking about writing a series of stories involving Gynoids and a company that is building them as though they were a completely new race of... well, organisms or people.
Let me ask you this; are bugs conscious? They have a very selective group of activities; they support each other, they build their nests if they're either ants or bees, they support their queens, they eat, they defecate, they procreate. Are they conscious, do they think about their lives or what is happening around them, or are they simply biological automatons? Do they have a soul? Or are they simply just "living things"? What about things like jellyfish, or other organisms that simply eat, procreate, and react to various stimuli?
We believe ourselves to have a soul, a consciousness within ourselves. We seem to understand that we have some energy that is separate from the physical body that makes each of us unique, something that makes each of us "us," something that transcends reality yet is tethered here. What about computers? I think that if we can develop them with free will and give them a chance to evolve, they too can have a soul if the AI is powerful and complex enough. What about that Star Trek movie where one of the old Voyager probes comes back to earth and is built up by an unknown race of machines to become its own type of organism? Did "V'Ger" have a soul? What about the machine race? At that point, one must redefine what "life" is before they can decide what does or doesn't have the ability to contain a soul.
God damn it's hard to churn out this stuff. It kind of turns my mind to mud.
Art is such a drama queen
art is dead lads
this is the end
This is it. Art is kil.
>>16874890
A dancing drama queen at that.
fart bell gotta take a shit, the metamucil kicked in.
Art getting his guns. Lol.
>>16874890
and it makes for the BEST radio
ART CONFIRMED EXPLOSIVE DIARHEA
Airen is dead. :(
Time for wife number six.
art bell in crisis oh shit
OH SHIT ART'S GON GET HIS HAND CANNON!
>>16874890
>straps on his kevlar vest
>loads shotgun
>hubrids BTFO
ART. Don't do it. Bunker down. You are no match for CIA FBI NSA WNBA. Just duck and cover.
Art getting on the kevlar and riot helmet breaking out the mossberg
Has art always been an asshole?
I wish he'd left the mic on...
>>16874877
It's probably just some /k/ommando fucking around innadesert plinking Mt Dew cans and putting holes in empty Cheetos bags.
Nice lucky dubs too nigga.
Oh my god, His wife had better not be dead. That would be so suspicious.
>>16874908
IT'S HAPPENING!
But seriously, I think that AI can have a soul. What about you guys?
He could have at least played Dancing Queen for us.
Shots fired at Art people.
SHOTS FIRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HOLY SHIT
SHOTS FIRED
>>16874888
There's a concept involving group souls that covers fish and birds, and explains how they all move as one in a flock or shoal.
AND HOLY SHIT SOMEONE SHOT AT ART
WE ARE VERY WELL ARMED
>Shots fired
It's habbening
>>16874926
>birds and fish
And insects too, obviously.
>>16874926
Actually, that's what I'm thinking of building up to. Eventually if you have enough of these machines spread around the world, what happens if they suddenly all link together at once? Have you created a god? Perhaps a gateway to a new plane of reality?
Art is based as fuck and keeps a Glock in his desk drawer
i can't handle all this violence, i was just waiting for the Hoagland show to start. no thanks im out
>>16874926
I posted a bit about that in a thread a few months ago. Makes sense to me.
This could be his last broadcast :(
>>16874938
yeah, he's prepped
Fucking Jonathan Christian Webster III is about to shoot art guys. It's finally happening!
>>16874938
according to /k/, glocks are actually ghetto grenades bc they have a habit of blowing up. and i've never even been to k
Maybe Ross has finally just completely snapped and going after Art.
>>16874961
>>16874747
>>16874956
K is retarded. I fired a glock for my police course and it was one of the most balanced guns I've ever fired. I enjoyed it more than the M9 in the airforce.
>>16874961
You mean Leo.
>>16874956
That's just a shitty meme.
Leo Ashcraft snapped, this show is over
>>16874956
i am from /k/ the glocks blowing up is a meme. at one point in time Glock .40's had unsupported chambers and with over pressure rounds they would have case blowouts and make the gun explode. Glock .40's no longer have that problem but it's funny so it's now a meme. I am a 9mm fanboy anyways .40 sucks
>>16874967
I think it was a k poster on here explaining they were a meme bc they exploded
>coyote runs though the yard
>Art freaks again
Holy shit, stay sharp Art.
GODSPEED ART
Intruder alert
Art's going to "accidentally" shoot his wife because he thinks there is an intruder in the house.
Calling it now.
GOING DOWN IN A BLAZE OF GLORY
Art intentionally playing creepy shit.
ITS HAPPENING
OH MY GOD
Good music for killing Gov. Disinfo agents.
Art is about to take care of some vermin on his property. Fuccccccckkkkkkk this is intense.
>Art voice is shaking
>that battle music
HOLY SHIT
is this the last song on MITD ever?
>prayforart
Someones getting shot. Oh shit
>>16874947
>ART "SAFETY ALWAYS OFF" BELL
>ART "I'LL BLOW YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL" BELL
>ART "I'VE KILLED BEFORE" BELL
>ART "THE HELL'S" BELL
>ART "SENSOR LIGHT MONITOR" BELL
>ART "DANCING QUEEN" BELL
>ART "WALKING AROUND IN HIS BACKYARD IN HIS UNDERWEAR WITH A BASEBALL BAT AND 357 MAG" BELL
>ART "I'M GOING TO DUEL MY WIFE FROM 20 PACES OUTSIDE" BELL
>>16874967
I thought Air Force qualified on the range with M16s? When I was in the Marines I was stationed at Keesler AFB in Biloxi MS and the gate guards had M16s.
IT'S HABBENING!!!!!!!!!!!!
good to see other /k/ fags on here.
Can someone find that fucking scene from Stephen King's "The Stand" where the Government takes that one radio station off the air after the host refuses to GTFO as ordered? I want to post it but nobody's put it up on JooToob.
>>16874747
>Ross here. Hoagie better think twice about doing his show without me. You guys are cool though.
Oh my god!
Holy shit are Feds coming for srt
>>16874988
cue the fucking WAR DRUMS
i hope ramona's okay
>>16874993
I hope the cgi guy animates this
>>16875002
I'd rather have /b/ than those small-dicked faggots in here.
Art sounds serious spooped.
Art had to take a moment to load up a few more mags.
>>16875000
checkd n kek't
>>16875015
>dick jokes
found the underage /x/ poster
This is so fucking entertaining! I'm sitting here on the edge of my seat! Fucking A! Art bell is the best!
>>16875015
Be nice friend
Sounds like Art shot at something
>Art out of breath with heart palpitations
Lel, I forgot what a pussy he is.
Someone's trying to kill art for yesterday's show
>>16875009
2soon
OHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Art going to War on the interlopers.. Victory awaits!
>>16874986
Yeah, than two weeks later he is married to another teenage philipino girl
I bet art is sitting there with a pistol facing the door in one hand and his hand on the mic in the other!
"Art Bell here, I'm the guy with the bad ass gun"
CIA can't handle Art.
>>16875015
I hope you finished your homework before getting on the Internet. Otherwise I'm telling your mother next time I come over.
I want to see Art shoot someone on periscope
>>16875024
He is the fucking MASTER
War
Uh
Yeah
Uh!
Good god
What is it good for /x/?
>>16875032
what was last night?
Do you think that Airyn is dead already?
sounds like Art caught a hubrid creepin
Maybe Art is trying to boost ratings... kek
P.S. Free rare Pepe giveaway. Enjoy.
>>16875046
>War
>Uh
>Yeah
>Uh!
>Good god
>What is it good for /x/?
Profiteering.
>>16874854
I don't like Amy because she is not from Bellgab
>gonna make some food for this last hour
>who else comfy past their bed time on the east coast here?
>>16875041
I'm picturing him sitting there with the mic in one hand and and a huge revolver in the other.
>>16875058
I meant
>Good god, ya'll
>>16875063
Its the best
tuck n egg roll
Honestly this was fun but Art Bell confirmed for paranoid.
Art's email is being flooded with people offering protection right now. I guarantee it. He could have a militia group if he wanted.
Solar Flareeee!
I wish this happened on an open lines night so we could get people calling in with their theories about who's shooting, etc
>>16875081
/k/ here i will guard the Bell compound
What a god damn PROFESSIONAL ART BELL IS. Staying with the show, not letting anything get to the truth. Fuck YEAH ART!!!
Strap in and brace for prepper fear porn.
>>16875060
Is that Amy? I would bust an unholy amount of nut juice on that face.
>>16875084
Plenty of time for that.
>>16874986
Just like that sprinter dude who killed his blonde girlfriend
Shots in the night, cops running around investigating, neighbors out... Art must be cozy as fuck right now.
>>16875095
get in da metal ballllll
>>16875086
dems extendo clipazines
>>16875099
all the while - chatting on the phone about prepping
>>16874986
I was worried it might have been a cop who set off his back sensor and Art would open fire.
>>16875109
this tbqhwy fam
also the dual with airyn was plausible from >>16875000
Wow, Art is fucking prepped to the Nth degree
Art probably has an MG42 pointed at his studio door as we speak.
>>16875118
>Post your reaction if art gets blasted on air by men in black
>after a gun fight, a big one.
Fucking Art. The Compound is ready, probably has a bunker deep below the earth's crust.
Exact reason YOU SHOULD SUPPORT THE NRA! THEY PROTECT US REGULAR JOE CITIZENS.
>>16875109
>and then it's Midnight In The Prison
>Art giving away a list of his SHTF supplies on the radio
oh shit nigger what are you doing
>>16875126
>post yfw Art kills wave after wave of hired assassins live on air with a M240b
>>16875126
...Ratings Higher Than Ever...
>>16875126
>>16875134
>>16875133
>>16875132
>>16875126
never laughed so much listening to art bell before thx fam
Here is the ISIS link they are talking about...
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/03/what-isis-really-wants/384980/
What did he say he had?
>>16874986
What happened to his original wife?
inb4 Art captures a ninja and interviews him live on the air
I fucking love /x/ and our Art Bell and Hoagie community. I've been with you guys since the start of MITD and I'm 6 shots in and having a blast! This place is the highlight of my nights.
We need Art Bell bingo.
>nostalgia for MAD
>ham radio
>ABBA
>hatred of the mentally ill
>Donald Trump
etc
>>16875147
Died sadly. It messed with him for a while but he got his shit together and is back in action now.
>>16875147
I haven't heard the show in a while-
but she was asthmatic and was complaining before going to bed. long story short she woke up dead. art was panicked. then he went and married a Philippo teenager a couple weeks later due to a friend of his playing matchmaker with his wife's sister and art.
also-
rednecks talking about space elevators - god i love this show
HOAGIE AND ART FOR PRESIDENT!! GREAT COMMUNITY. PUTTING 4CHAN ON THE MAP
>>16875156
His first two wives are still alive.
>>16874388
Art's callers are the dumbest I have ever heard.
>>16875164
you try sounding smart talking about space elevators when you were born in witch's tit, west virginia
>>16875159
How the fuck did you know I was the 411 guy?
>>16875164
It's always been pretty hit and miss. That's why people screen callers in the first place.
>Art Bells show goes down 2 days ago
>now someone fired shots outside his house
something is up fam tbh
Wait someone shot his house?
>>16875175
Don't be crazy and we're cool then.
>>16875172
>fam tbh
when will this trend die?
>>16875186
tbh fam idk
>>16875163
I thought Ramona died?
cameron .... rule 1
>>16875180
shots fired no idea who it was or what they were shooting at. Could have been some dipshits shooting into the air to hear art freak out on air could have been for no reason at all.
>>16875196
rule 1 pertains to /b/
/x/ caller????
ROUND CHAMBERED!!!
Fuck you Agent007.
>no ayy lmao
/x/ talking about stupid Stephen King...
The spaghetti spilling is going to burn out my laptop.
>Agent's comment falls flat with Art
troll or best troll
X caller have your balls dropped?
>>16875192
>>16875192
Ramona is dead; under totally normal, non-suspicious circumstance.
The post does beg the question: HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES HAS HE BEEN MARRIED???
/x/ is on lol
>>16875196
can you even find this place just searching x?
OUR NIGGA HAS A ROUND CHAMBERED HOLY SHIT
caller pls come to a fucking point shit bro
>>16875192
Ramona was his third wife. His first two wives are still alive.
this caller is a massive tool jesus christ.
do you think art knows about /x/ fam?
inb4 Art finds out that the disturbance outside is actually himself, John Titor, and anon, coming back from the year 3535 to protect his compound from the alyums, being chased by ninjas, who were lurking outside the gate.
>>16875217
had no point, confirmed
>>16875220
hes from /x/ lmao
>>16875217
He tied it up just before it would have been too much.
Art hung up on me. Also dingus keeps not saying my nickname. Makes me want to smack him.
Stop fucking rambling. Just fucking going on and on about nothing that's on point.
No one cares about your dimwit sister's '65 GTO.
Is there any /x/ caller that doesn't come off well?
>>16875220
Sounds like a powerbottom faggot hick. Classic cornholer whose balls haven't dropped.
>>16875220
caller has that "i spend the majority of the day behind a computer monitor" voice
I missed Agent 007's call this time. How'd he do? Last time he was severely autistic sounding and was talking to Art about some shitty anime that he saw
>>16875229
He called you professor i think.
>>16875180
Probably. Het said he "heard multiple gunshots outside his house". Then he went outside to check after something tripped his motion sensor but since it's dark outside he probably couldn't see any bullet holes.
>>16875230
unwell, I meant to type.
>>16875229
He hung up on you? Oh thank god.
>>16875234
more or less the fucking same.
>>16875234
Shitty. I lost track of my thoughts when I had to scramble to kill my other computer. My internet was kind of fuzzy. God damnit.
You guys will never fuck me. Ever.
I could listen to Amy saying, "Clenched Fist" all fucking day...
>>16875245
We dodged a bullet there tbh fam.
I was out of the room when /x/ was on, what was the call about?
agent 007 sounds like a serial killer
>>16875245
>pic related
I bet Art will cancel this show by the end of the week just like he did with Dark Matter
>>16874388
This fucking woman with the news. Holy fuck. Shut the fuck up.
anon I can hear your vibrating dildos
Amy get Bernie Sanders dick out of your mouth
>>16875243
weak fucking sauce
>>16875245
what a gross fucking piercing.
>>16875245
I'd prefer to stay herp free so I'm good
>>16875253
Last few times I've called in, I had something to drink. I need to drink every time I call in so I can focus and pull my head out of my ass... god that was ugly.
>>16875245
Who is that?
>>16875253
I think he just wanted to mention /x/ and anything else was whatever came to mind. Rambled for a bit and sounded a little drunk and/or crazy but ended it before Art had to intervene.
>>16875266
are you fucking serious?
>>16875263
Maybe drink your own piss, and cum on your face so you are more relaxed.
>>16875229
Gee that was the best call of the night..
>>16875263
ok, ok, don't like beat yourself up for your weak call. just maybe write a few points out before calling, and hit them quick and drop the fucking mic
>>16875271
Looks like she has AIDS
>>16875273
Can confirm this works. Get to it Agent 007.
>>16875263
there's only one way to fix this. call Hoagland and talk about how much better the show is post Ross
>>16875271
Yes, I don't come here often. If something gets referenced, I would like to know what it is so I can understand it and be part of the community.
>>16875263
Wasn't so bad.
>>16875263
talk about nothing but Reptilians next time. don't be a fag and do it
>>16875274
>Agent confirmed for censoring posts
>>16875271
that is not a flattering picture.
George Snoory can't even handle incendiary attacks from microwaveable snacks.
What would he do in Art's shoes tonight? Hide under the covers?
>>16875280
It's "Amy Martin" the news reader for Dark Matter Network News. Also, she's a lesbian and probably nuts.
>>16875229
>smack
Threatening Art, please don't call again
>>16875285
we're about to have internet fistacuffs. that's like saying there's not good angle on a pile of 100 dollar bills.
>dr william 4chan
>dr william foreskin
>>16875271
looks like Hartley Hooligans
they EMPee us
>>16875290
i like everything i just read. pls tell me more
>>16875288
>implying art isn't taking his white ass to the Philippines after tonight?
>DR 4CHIN
what
you molested me after class you basterd..
Fuck, it's Michelle.
007 call back please. I'd rather listen to you bragging about your family's land than listen to this tranny fuck.
>Michelle
Wait I take it back, she's even worse
>>16875293
sorry bro, but that angle makes her look like she has a man jaw. she's hot in other pics I've seen.
is this the tranny from the hoggie show?
Show was great until this fag.
>>16875060
amy is from cuckchan and hates bellgab with the passion /tv/ hates reddit confirmed
holy shit it's the trap caller!!!!!!!
confirmed tranny. thought you fuckers were kidding
You guys think that my call was shit? Well HERE's Michelle the trans... what vestite? transsexual? Anyway, it's Michelle from Japan!
>DIFFERENT GENDER >DIFFERENT GENDER >DIFFERENT GENDER >DIFFERENT GENDER >DIFFERENT GENDER >DIFFERENT GENDER >DIFFERENT GENDER >DIFFERENT GENDER >DIFFERENT GENDER >DIFFERENT GENDER
>>16874388
>Amy Martin
Fucking gross. Fucking tranny, fucking Christ, want to barf.
I HAD A DIFFERENT NAME AND A DIFFERENT GENDER AT THE TIME
>>16875308
YES... oh holy fucktards kill me now
>this dumb "bitch"
Fucking Michelle. Jesus Christ. It's bad enough Hoagie puts up with her shit.
>>16875288
Cancel show immediately, and go to a rerun, snuggle with Tommy.
>>16875317
if you've seen what I have, you wouldn't say any of that
>>16875318
>>16875318
i'm surprised art didn't dump it right then and there
>>16875322
The Who's Tommy?
>shots fired
>different gender
Oh my god, what a show it has been
>get off
>500 mile club
>>16875327
His producer/lover
>>16875331
Back to /pol/ with you, fegget.
"Art last week ahh was draahhvin muh truck an the next thing i know, i see a pair o' big ole' lights in the sky; art i shit you not- next thing i know i'm driving my rig on the rings of saturn.... and i wanna ask this professor fella if he can git me down with his space escalator
I hate the direction we're going, I'd just as soon roll the dice on an EMP.
If Peenman ever markets one you guys are all toast.
So do I just add MITD51 in Skype as a contact to call in?
>Art still hasn't banned the tranny in Japan
A CME (coronal mass ejection) that occurred in 1859 was the most powerful in known human history.
If we had event on that scale again, we're totally fucked; satellites, power grids, electronics across the part of the earth facing the sun at the time it reaches us, etc.
That's not even an EMP. That's a natural phenomenon that occurs regularly; in terms of time relative to the sun.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_storm_of_1859
Art is so damn gangsta
>>16875353
dont need to add as contact, just fucking call
Hai guyz did you like my call ??
>>16875336
huuurrr durrr le pole meme
back to tumblr/reddit with you faggot
>>16875341
>>16875335
Tommy Danshuiser or some shit. Fat nigga had a heart attack like a month ago.
>>16874388
They still call and make Hoaglands phone ring?
>>16875350
It's cool. I have my Human Waste Chili Maker.
sounds like Art is going to retire
Hoagie Thread?
show is already fucking over
damn near anything relevant covered
and now it's time for hoagie
huh
no bellgab shout out kek
>>16875368
when we're lucky.. yes
Hoagland thread.
>>16875369
>>16875369
>>16875369
Well that was a memorable show.
>>16875362
Anon touched a nerve.
>>16875368
>They still call and make Hoaglands phone ring
who does?
who was phone?
>>16875371
Yeah, his send off was cryptic.
>>16875391
What did he say? I didn't catch it.
>>16875401
He just got all weepy at what he thinks is coming disclosure due to the megastructure meme, move along.
>>16875401
He just started thanking everyone involved in the show and the many years working with them, it honestly sounded like tonight was his last show in the tone, but he is obviously going to be on tonight again.
>>16875222
you watched too much back to the future today bro. but kek regardless
>>16875229
yeah he said youre real name c. also youre a faggot thanks for the laughs
Art Bell's 3rd retirement coming up, calling it.
>pretty sure he does his show in a studio not attached to his home. he said the shots were fired at "this structure"
he might be scared tbh fam
artbell.com officially won't open right now too
The night Noory snapped.
Did he sound out of breath after a break on Coast?
>>16874880
>>16876383
>>16875371
>>16875391
schlomo doesn't get to retire art
schlomo gets killed
http://artbell.com/gun-shots-fired-at-arts-studio-during-live-broadcast/
>>16876536
>We have video cameras, but not recorded, that will change.
https://www.ispyconnect.com/