why the hell arent we still talking about this?

>>14935017
because theres nothing to talk about.

just a big ol hole

>>14935055
what happened with the team of scientist and the disaster ministries guy?

>>14935061
the team of scientists did their job and left. Now we just wait for whatever results they bring back, which could take who knows how long. A similar smaller event occurred before in the 90s and they never came to a solid conclusion.

Dont know about the other ministries person.

>>14935080
wasnt there a video for a little bit?

>>14935017
>Gates of hades opening 27th
>Massive hole appears a few days before
Are you prepared for the end?

>>14935017
what is so paranormal about a big hole with no context?

u r mums vagine is intresting 4 us :D:D

>>14935102
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDAVtjSadGg

There has to be more footage, too. Hopefully we get to see it. Although i'm fully expecting the scientists to stick to the silly ideas they had before they went. I think the most popular one is frost caused it.

>>14935017
Requesting Rule 34 on the hole.

>>14935017
I was thinkin the other day
Dragons like, lived in caves right?
Well what if they all went to sleep for a long ass time like dragons do, and then when they woke up some of the caves were all closed off, what if a giant dragon busted its way out of a cave there in siberia and more dragons are gonna start waking up?

In case anyone is interested, the name of this 'hole' is "Yamal". I believe it translates to "End of the World".

OP is right. Everyone is so caught up with the Malaysian airline stuff, that this has gone under the radar. Understandable, though. Geopolitics>geology.

oh shit nukka

http://ultraculture.org/blog/2014/07/21/gigantic-hole-end-world-discovered-siberia/

>>14935673
The hole is not called Yamal. Yamal is the area it is in.

Why would a hole mean the end of the world? It looks like it was weak ground and maybe the plates under it shifted causing a minor earthquake and left that hole as a result. I don't know shit really but what else could it be?

>>14935700
Well shit. That doesn't make feel all that much better.

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>>14935670
Well then its a good thing we aren't in the fucking dark ages anymore.

>>14935719
>wants to prove how advanced we are now
>shows 300 year old technology

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>>14935754
Nigga wut?

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>>14935754
>Cartridge based rifles
>300 years old

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>>14935754

mfw humans have had fully automatic firearms and gas masks since the fucking enlightenment

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>>14935754
Could still kill those faggot dragons

>>14935762
Swords made out of stainless steel are good examples of how high tech things are now too i bet.

>>14935718
Why not? It doesn't mean the end of the world as in the world is going to end. It means it as in that is the last part of the world as you go north.

Kind of like Lands end in cornwall. It's not the literal end of all land.

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>>14935754

fucking dragons can bring it.

>>14935766
Wtf does that mean?
>enlighten me
Kekster

>>14935788
What. The enlightenment, nigga are you retarded?

>>14935777
They actually are a good step. The idea that that picture showed 300 year old tech focuses exclusively on the idea that 300 years ago we had metal tubes that directed chemical explosion propelled pieces of metal. By that token, the technology is much older than that. Genghis Khan was fielding muskets in the 13th century.

Alas, it ignores all the other technology involved. The weapons in that picture are a symphony of mechanical and material engineering that most certainly isn't 300 years old. That's like saying a skyscraper is no different than a yurt because they both employ the science of putting a roof and some walls around people.

>>14935795
No I meant what is the enlightenment. I'm not up to date on my fairy tales. And you are hurting my feels.

>>14935800

ayy we got tripfags now

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>>14935806
Holy fuck, read a book nigger. How did you get out of middle school?

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>>14935806

>>14935814
Why you gotta be like that man? Just give me a run down come one.

>>14935822

A period of time sometime around the 16/17th century during which there was significant progress in the areas and science and philosophy. Pretty much the bridge between the dark ages and the industrial age.

>>14935830
Thanks buddy. I don't know much about history.

>>14935835
You seriously couldn't just look that up on wikipedia?

>>14935846

Maybe he doesn't have internet atm.

>>14935846
Pls staph being mean. I though it was some /x/ thing my bad.

>>14935853

>>14935853
>>14935858

Shit. Hit post before I wrote anything.

Anyways, it's cool man. I legit thought you were baiting until I remembered that /x/ is meta as fuck.

>>14935762
the first cartridges were used in the fifteen hundreds... a bit longer than 300 years ago, knowitall numbnuts.

Mental note.
>talking shit about guns is the best way to troll Americans

>>14935884
knowitall shitposting is another good way.

>>14935884
>not being an american also works.

>>14935884
Mental note.
>you're a faggot.

murika can suck a bag of dicks.

no one gets to choose where they are born.

>>14935900
kek'd

Guys, on a scale of 1 to 10, how likely is it that this hole is aliens?

>>14935908
7

>>14935908

aliens/10

>>14935908
2/10

It's too damn organic looking. Also, wtf is the motivation?

Wow, a sinkhole. Cool.

>>14935929
wow a faggot. neat.

>>14935908
Zero.

>>14935932
Sorry I just don't see what the big deal is. Maybe you can guide me to the light, oh wise one?

>>14935932
What makes you think it is anything other than a sinkhole? Honestly?

>>14935937
The crippling dissapointment of their own mundane and meaningless existence, perhaps?

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>>14935941
Haha good one pal.

>>14935850
Beautiful.

>>14935937
cus things sink into a sinkhole not pile up around the edge like something exploded or forced its way out nigga

>>14935874
>Rifle
Key word there, bring me down barry

It was a test of a Russian bunker buster. Deep Earth Nuclear Test, except in this case it drilled down a bit first.

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>>14935017
Because we argue then something gets broken and that's why we can't have nice things.

>>14935670
This isn't shadowrun

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>>14935864
Your an asshole he was just asking for help its dicks like you that ruin this community

>>14936789
>twitter maymay

I bet it's related to this

http://anthrolumena.com/

>>14936789

Well you're a fucking faggoty piece of shit. Why don't you shove a bag of frisbees up your cancerous fucking asshole?

You care about this 'community'? What are you, some mlp loving cuntshit that jizzes all over his pony figures and leaves his seed in their fucking hair and just has them sitting on his dresser? Maybe you should go outside. Go outside and stick your head under a tire and wait for the car to back up.

Fuck yourself, you congealed pile of moldering afterbirth.

>>14935659
One up on that.
/r/goatse edit.
For the nostalgia.

>>14939590

Why the hell would you want to see that?

>>14935830
You retard
Middle of 17C until 19C

What you said is most closely to the Renaissance


Fucking /x/

>>14939627
I already told you why.

Nostalgia.

Geez. Can't you even read?

>>14939669

Nostalgia is for gays.

But, no, I can't read.

>>14939547
Classy.

>>14939664

Drink HIV+ menstrual blood. It was a better explanation than everyone else was giving him.

If you had been here earlier you could have prevented the tragedy that is anon thinking the enlightenment was a century earlier than it really was.

And wouldn't that make the world such a better place?

Kill yourself. Soon.

>>14939765
Nigga you got the wrong date of an era in human history that ended around the time of the French Revolution. You couldn't ask for a better benchmark. Although the 7 years war would also be a good referance point.

Also Learn2History

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>>14939765
Nigga you got the wrong date of an era in human history that ended around the time of the French Revolution. You couldn't ask for a better benchmark. Although the 7 years war would also be a good referance point.

If you're going to talk about one of the greatest eras in human history at least get the fucking date right.

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>>14939547
You seems a bits upsets there.

>>14940296

The Enlightenment was more of an idea. It wasn't a set event. Wars end on days. The ending of eras is far more nebulous.

Suck a bag of sour dog dicks. Don't you understand that nobody cares? Or were you already fucking autistic when your nigger mother dropped you on your head? Do the world a favor and castrate yourself with a piece of piss-stained cardboard.

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Anyways, let's talk about the goddamn hole. Another one opened up yesterday, just thirty km away from the first one.

One whole, fine. But is a second one not a bit odd?

Pic related - it's the new fucking hole.

>>14935565
I've got plenty of booze and cigars so yes.

Well, someone in here has rustled jimmies, it seems.

>>14941026

>*hole

Fuck, I need sleep. Piece of shit.

>>14941028

Oh my fucking god it's this tripfagging fuck.

Jesus christ you pus-loaded cunt, can you NOT speak in memes? Must you really exhibit every fucking trait that makes internet users unattractive and foolish looking?

http://youtu.be/JagzNA2oG20

I think it's a dried ancient geyser. See the water falling into the hole?

>>14941040

Okay, I'm curious though. Wasn't there dudes climbing down there? If it dried out, the water wouldn't be at the surface. After all, it's supposed to take 27 days to reach the bottom.

>>14941039
I think you need a chill pill, being this stressed for no reason may damage your health, take a deep breath in and breath out, come one, on the count of 1 take it in, and on the count of 2 let it out.

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>>14941052

I'm talking like ancient ancient though. I only based my idea on the shape and the shapes of other active geysers. It seems like millions of years of water erosion could make a neat circle like that. Then just dried out.

>>14941061

Oh I see.

That makes sense to me, honestly, but why it decided to just open up is still a mystery.

Come on, man. It COULD be hell.

>>14941056

Quit picking on me.

>>14941063

Yeah, who knows. Soft sediment could have covered the surface or something, or it could be hell.

>>14941069

Well what about the other one? The second hole that just opened up? See, I don't believe that it is hell itself, but more of a pathway from hell to the surface. Once the gates are open these two tunnels will become the means of escape from the underworld.

And if more open up, I think it will make my theory all the more plausible.

>we're going to find out what's in it once scientists do the science
If it's not just rocks and shit, we won't find out what's in it. They will shut down the case and hide the evidence. That's what they do when they find something spoopy.

>>14935670

"I got to thinking, maybe I'm the Dragonborn and I just don't know it yet!"

>>14941079

Ok, well, you could be right. Either way, I'm not going down there.

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>>14935017
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/10983268/Inside-the-mysterious-Yamal-sinkhole-crater-in-Siberia.html?frame=2982949
>>Scientists also found that the Yamal crater was nearly 70 metres deep, with an icy lake situated at the bottom
>>icy lake
It's Hell, guys.

>>14941231

Holy shit. They found the dead fucking center.

>>14939547
be nice please

>>14941231
>70 metres
>hell

My dick approaches that length, try again

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>>14939547
I like to help other people but you are the cancer eating away at /x/ you probrably only go to tarot card readings and tulpa threads quit being such a faggot

>>14935670
>inb4 Batman and his American friends save us all and defeat the king dragon

>>14939752
How do I up vote this post?

Hey guys, we need to come up with a conclusion about the hole since it was our job as scientists.

I know, let's just say a load of bullshit.

And that's how 90% of the population came to believe said bullshit.

Everytime. All the time.

>>14941231
Confirmed for Hell. It apparently froze over that one time when OP wasn't a faggot.

>>14942043
#rekt.

>>14941564

Bitch, I never saw you help anyone. How 'bout you pop your dog's anal glands and drink whatever's inside.

>>14941968

QFT

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Anyways, related, here's a picture of the sides of the opening. They're like, smooth as fuck. Don't tell me earthen sediment just tumbled down in there one day and left us with that.

>>14935908
history channel/10

>>14942308
earthen sediment just tumbled down in there one day and left us with that.

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>>14942308

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erosion

Erosion actually does tend to leave things "smooth as fuck"

>>14935908
ayy lmao