Shit is getting very real in Siberia http://www.dailymail.c

>>14896522
Welcome to four days ago, op

looks fake

>>14896522
This is just explosion

>>14896522
I heard they heard voices down there wailing and gasping teeth

>>14897887
>gasping teeth

>>14897887
>gasping
gnashing of teeth

>>14898947
>gnashing of teeth

that's not right... it's grasping teeth.. like they're tryin to grab you

>>14899034
I thought it was jumpin jeepers teeth.

https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/24470747/mystery-crater-appears-at-the-end-of-the-world/

>Aliens
>Hollow Earth entrance
>Weapons testing
>Global warming
Let's just pull all the theories out and lay them on the table.

>"A scientific team has been sent to investigate the hole and is due to arrive at the scene on Wednesday," The Siberian Times reports.

So, we'll know more by next week then?

> daily mail

next thread please

Rev 9:2
And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.


When the smokes starts coming out grab sks and go inna woods because shit is gonna get very real.

>>14896522
Don't ya'll remember this shiet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4obVRDSrXiA

>>14900205
I hear some sort of chanting

>>14899086
Don't forget:

>Your mom's giant hole

>>14900205
This shit isn't real though.

>>14900205
does anyone else hear something at 3:55? a break in the constant noise, followed by what has to be a form of muddled language

>>14900301
gimmie facts or at least a good link to said facts

>>14900505
... I'm not going to give you either since you're getting taken in by a 20yr old bible thumpers radio special.

GAY

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>>14899045
>Not knowing its jolly jumpers jeeps
>Faggots keep saying something something teeth

>>14896522
>
>dailymail
>daily mail
> daily
> dail
> ail
> il
Illuminati confirmed for gasping teeth

nothing to see here folks. it's just a weather balloon crashing area

>>14900936
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2693105/Giant-hole-appears-Siberia-Huge-crater-emerges-end-world.html

This is actually a bit interesting. Based on how earth has formed around the hole, it looks like rather than something falling there from above, something has penetrated through the surface from underneath. Like a big mole hill.

>The cause of its sudden appearance in Yamal - its name means the 'end of the world'
This is it fellas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWo6kTsoiv4

you stupid goons

>>14901022

so

his proof

is that screaming people sound the same as screaming people...

well... im convinced

> Daily Mail
> at all reliable

top kek, come back to me when The Guardian or The New York Times starts reporting it

>>14900205
Confirmed to be a hoax. The audio is from some James Bond movie (I think) overlapped multiple times.

>>14899688
Least its confirmed jesus is real. No worries about the afterlife, akuna matada.

>>14901437
>confirmed

Lol.

No.

>>14899688
Wow, they knew about volcanos back then. Astounding.

>>14901310
>missing the point on purpose

/x/ - The Post

>>14896522
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2693105/Giant-hole-appears-Siberia-Huge-crater-emerges-end-world.html

K. Why not just going down and check if there's something?

>>14901498
They're sending a team there as we speak.

>>14896522
Tekeli-li, Tekeli-li

I've heard that people living outside the major population centres saw huge cylinders enter the ground, hence the hole.

My guess?
The insane elite or hostile E.T.'s have delivered a doomsday weapon into the Earth that will trigger the apocalypse.
It's been a pleasure gents, but I'd rather die when I choose to.
Brb, I am become an hero.

>>14901447

Joke

--

Your head.

>>14901616
>j-just a j-joke guise! h-hehe!

>>14897887
I actually saw someone once correct a person posting about being a prima donna to "Pre Madonna" and we all thought they were joking until they revealed this is actually what they thought it said.

>>14901652

I'm not even the guy you responded to. It's obviously a joke, and you're obviously trying to be edgy.

Good for you, little guy.

>>14900505
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=well+to+hell+hoax

I always love how you /x/ folk are so interested in "facts" and then just accept any spurious thing thrown your way that sounds cool. I mean that, I do love it, it's entertaining as fuck. Don't ever change /x/.

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>>14896522
Where's Marcus Phoenix when you need him?

>>14901724
adam and joe

>dailymail

It's just speculation. They literally write /x/ posts to turn a profit.

>WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS THEREFORE IT'S PROBABLY ALIENS OR THE END OF THE WORLD

>>14901829
What? Is this a reference that's going over my head?

>>14899086
>hollow earth

the earth isn't hollow you idiot.

the earth does however have a vast network of caves, caverns, and what have you.

>>14896522
>oddworldy chanting starts coming out of the hole
>suddenly people drop everything they do and head to the hole
>blank stare and stiff bodies they all walk into and fall down the hole
>2days gone by
>40million people have fallen into the hole
>military sends in a robot with camera
>the pit is endless

69°07'58.3"N 65°18'18.1"E
69.132853, 65.305024

FUN FACT: if you see a news story in the mainstream press it has already been posted to /x/, count on it.

USE THE CATALOG PEOPLE

This is sort of like the thread where those guys found something in the ocean and were sending scientists to it and /x/ got all excited and when it turned out to be nothing, they all claimed cover up.

>>14901354
Thinks New York Times is actually reliable. Funny guy.

>>14902208
>that one gif like that

>>14902208
i thought this was gonna end with DRR... DRR...

>>14896522
>Inb4 Batman climbs out of the hole

I'm thinking this is probably methane gas either exploding or popping out of the ground, since there were scorch marks and the disturbed earth is around the outside of the hole...

Either way bad news if we're losing out permafrost secured methane.

>>14902345
It does say it was near a gas field so that was my first impression. Lets hope the science team doesn't have any accidental source of ignition while investigating.

>>14896522
>MFW CERN created a black hole

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Door_to_Hell
Well if they do then it will bring a great tourist attraction

>>14902354

>>14902378
The sensor area of a collider isn't really dense enough for the chances of a black hole growing to be big at all.

Cold war nuke,
launchpad has just opened. WW3!!!

>>14896522
>hole in siberia = end of world.

seems legit. why the fuck not.

>>14902455
no..no
beginning of end

>>14902462
apologies. u are correct.

*tips fendora

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yamal_Peninsula

tl;dr Yamal in snow-niggers language means "End of the World" but not in the apocalyptic sense it's more like Land's End in UK

>>14902383
Well would you look at that.

Why are you getting your news from Daily Mail?

This is still interesting, though.

>>14900205
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4obVRDSrXiA
it's fake faggot

>>14896522
it's your moms ass

>>14902208
COME BACK TO ME IT'S ALL MOST EASY!

this is a view from a helicopter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5LJguL_z3c
notice ground around the hole, no grass

this video is from may
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbHyBIV0lKc
seems like another hole, because there's grass around the hole and the hole it'self isn't as large as in the news, also do watch this vid because there we can see that ground keeps falling in the hole

what I want to say is, that there are several holes in the area and for some reason they hide it in the massmedia

>>14903152
I just realized. The way the dirt is around the new hole is. It's scattered around the outside of the hole, either an explosion created the hole or something came out of it.
If it just sank inwards, the ground around would be grassy and sunk inwards like you said.

>>14903152
underground nuke tests I bet, nearby at least, causing the ground water to make caves and shit.

Or maybe some secret underground bases, self destruct, old or recent.

spoogy

>>14903187
It could be some sort of vacuum involved as well, so then the ground, the lid, pops, it's spewed out or some shit.

>>14896522
>dailymail
>reliable source

are you retarded bruh?

>>14903187
>>14903231
>>14903249

whatever it is both regional and global media hid the facts
as always nobody cares about ordinary people
they must have something related to nvo if global media covers this
anyway, I don't think we will find out the truth

how deep does it go?

>>14896522
>Daily Mail
lel

>Siberian Times
double lel

>Russian scientists
pick one

Looks like a spherical spaceship, which was hidden underground, was activated and left this planet.

>>14903274
I'll keep an eye on this, a group by the russian academy of science was dispatched there, whatever they publish I'll try to provide a translation for /x/ as soon as possible, also I'll ask a friend at rt to keep me updated on this

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>>14896522
>See this on /x/
>"Man, this shit is stupid... Lemme log on /b/ for some laughs
>First post
>see this

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Muto fucking shits.

>>14901354

>The Guardian
>at all reliable

You are the worst kind of person.

>>14903318
mang, this is bad

>>14903318
And that thread was deleted from the front page. Why?

>>14903318
>>14903429
>>14903463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa95F2JWEkg

they're using haarp to make those holes

depulation soon

>>14896522
ohshitman my uncle and his family live in siberia.

WE'RE ALL FUCKING DYING

>>14903318

It is finally habbenin nigz

>>14903626
If yellowstone blows up, the whole planet will not have summer at least one year, this will cause extreme famine and an unprecedented crime level in urban areas, I mean people will not dispose of the bodies properly thus turning cities in centres of infectious diseases, that's what fema camps and those coffins are for, if I was in america I'd get supplies, gasmasks and ammo for two years and would go innawoods, there'd be always someone awake at my palce to shoot marauders and whatever would lurk too close

>>14903704
shit man, the uncle of my cousin in law lives there

>>14896522

Looks like something fleed from earth as fast as possible.

so now what i'm unprepared.

>>14903753
>I mean people will not dispose of the bodies properly

I highly doubt this. Even most uneducated people know that dead bodies carry infectious disease.

>>14899688
Wow, there's a verse in a massive book that you could someone apply to this.

Astounding.

>>14900505
The sounds are edited from a foreign old zombie movie. Snopes that shit

>>14901001
Agarthites want out.

>>14902208
This could be a Junji Ito manga.

We need a drone, a camera, and a big ass light. I want video of inside the hole. We have the tech, what is the excuse?

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s'up, faggots.

>>14903967
siberia, permafrost, no civilization around and well >>14903296

>>14903743
I want these to be my last words.

>>14896522
If I get dubs we're all gonna fuckin die

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>>14904032
So close

Makes me think of the necroscope novels. Russian scientists doing nuclear shit underground and blasting a hole in reality. Kind of like The Mist, but worse

>>14904067
its the perchorsk experiment necrobro

that feel when no lady karen/zek waifu

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>>14901310

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>>14901598
source?

>big hole suddenly appears near the biggest gas network on earth

no one sees a connection there?

>>14904119
how many gas networks do you have world wide and how many big ass holes are close by

>>14904136
Are you retarded or just stupid? Are your fathers into incest? How many chromosomes you got?

>>14901437
> akuna matata

Alright, mr. gasping teeth.

Hakuna matata. Thats strike two against this dumb fucking thread.

>>14900934
il stands for israel you fool. ...oh, oh shit...

>>14904172
SHUT IT DOWN
THE GOYIM KNOWS

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related?

>>14896522
/v here, its an e-hole
SOMEBODY TOSS A FRAG IN IT BEFORE GRUBS START COMING OUT

>>14904207
thats fake

>>14904095
>no Siggi Dam waifu
Jdimsa

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>>14904237
okay

>>14901001
thats what i was thinking, with how smooth the inner crater looks, its as if all that rock was cleaved off of the rest of the rock and then spilled over the rim
it also looks like possibly an explosion given how the hole fans out to form that inner crater, like the pressure had room to expand,
on the other hand, it doesnt look like the dirt was thrown far enough away to have been an explosion, something slower
regardless, shit is fuckin wierd yo

>>14901001
A crater like that doesn't form with a drill. If anything, the drill would form a huge dust pile, but not a crater.

>>14901789
*fenix
i know the characters are pretty stupid but come on, their names arent that dumb

Natural gas, Russian scientist have been sent to to investigate further since it's in a region where most of the so valuable Russian natural gas is at and a lot of money could be in danger.

Nothing spoopy about this.

>>14901905
adam and steve

>>14902345
yah, the scorched part kinda threw me off, but come on man, that thing is fuckhuge, especially the hole under it. you'd think gas would just come out a smaller hole at higher pressure instead of blowing up a whole block of rock, also what was the ignition source if it was methane?
also, you do know how hard it is to ignite methane right?

>>14902345
why is it bad news?

>>14904207
The guatemala sinkhole was allegedly caused by tropical storm "agatha"
>tropical storm
>weather manipulation
>HAARP!

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>>14903318
oh god i hope so, i really do

>>14904207
well then. thats quite a different view than the one in the news
i mean look at that shit nigga, that has to be at least a hundred feet down, maybe even a hundred meters. and what the fuck is up with... is that even the bottom? is that a pool of sewage or a fuckhuge cavern?

>>14901741
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/16/giant-hole-siberia-crater-end-of-world_n_5591780.html?1405544460&ncid=webmail1

Sinkhole-de-mayo

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>>14904487
you motherfucker

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>>14903318
/pol/ has been discussing this for days. There's talk of the Lake Toba supervolvcano going off sometime soon too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMlSJlWcJ7k

it hatched

>>14904549
fucking useless scientists

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>>14897887
Ahh the sounds of gasping teeth, takes me back to my days of drinking space while clapping air with my nails...

>>14904549
It looks like something came out.

Mt Fuji is also in a "critical state" since the Earthquakes a few years back.

am i the only one seing a giant cavern opening up at the bottom of this thing?
seriously why arent we talking about this?

Muto's when?

Fake

>>14896522
Bless the Maker and His water.
Bless the coming and going of Him.
May His passage cleanse the world.
May He keep the world for His people.

So what is it /x/ ?

A - Natural phenomenon scientists can't explain
B - Top Secret Directed Energey Weapons/HAARP
C - Aliums
D - Daemons/Apocalypse/End of Days

>>14904608
you're a big pizza

>>14904746
Niggers

>>14904746
Q and 8

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>>14896522
Well shit.

>>14903318
[worrying intensifies]

>>14904746
I noticed you left out
>E. Natural phenomenon scientists can explain

fucking scientists, amirite

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easy, the anglo-american zionists have told their ufo buddies they need to compromise russia's gas production b/c ukraine issues

>highest death toll in gaza in 5 years
>big beef with russia as they in turn take stance against the west
>implying

someone call george noory or the alex jones hotline!

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>>14904746
B

>>14904747
for you

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>>14904855

option B

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>>14896522

>>14903318
/b/ wanted to start a rumor to scare people.
That's all that is.

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>>14904855

Directed Energy Weapons

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>>14904981
Dr Wood was right

>>14896522
it's either a fucking sinkhole or a typical dumb russian teenager fucking with his grandfathers weapons and threw a grenade on the fucking ground

None of it is paranormal what so ever.

>>14902345
I'm with you on this one. God help us if it's methane pockets being released. If so we'll see a lot more of this happening

>>14904237
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_0E9vKX20w

>>14905012
>typical dumb russian teenager fucking with his grandfathers weapons and threw a grenade on the fucking ground

Close. Not a grenade, but a teenager having an ND with a Nagant while it was pointed down.

>>14905020
>Tropical Storm Agatha
>Hurricane Erin on 9/11
anything on massive storms in siberia?

>>14904252
The thing that pisses me off is that I can't seem to find any pictures of this sinkhole being explored. Broke-ass Guatemalans can't afford a drone? If that happened here, you'd have kids flying shit down it every damn day.

Proving the hollow Earth theory one step at a time.

>>14905063
because they're pussies and think the demons are going to eat them down there and can't even afford equipment to cave diving

>>14905063
CIA shut it down

And why haven't any bright journalists asked if this thing was detected via IMS or other seismic arrays?

http://can-ndc.nrcan.gc.ca/s_seismic_e.php

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EKZC-FknF8

>>14904293
I wouldn't think you'd necessarily have to ignite the methane. Could just be gas under pressure being released when the permafrost melts

>>14904119
uh, the planet needs to fart??

>>14904442
Haha love it. Don't know anything about it. Except that it's exactly 262 feet in diameter

Your world is changing. Take good care and protect your family.

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>>14896522
The earth is clearly trying to take a poop

>>14905120
>tfw been seeing gaped anuses online for a decade
>giant ufo crator does not impress

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>>14905100

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>>14905132

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>>14905140

>>14896522
Need to get a crazy person with a camera to jump into it. Maybe then we'll find the Lizardmen.

And the fifth angel blew his trumpet, and I saw a star fallen from heaven to earth, and he was given the key to the shaft of the bottomless pit. He opened the shaft of the bottomless pit. And in those days people will seek death and will not find it. They will long to die, but death will flee from them.

Revelation 9

>>14905148
You forgot the bugs:

3 And out of the smoke locusts came down on the earth and were given power like that of scorpions of the earth. 4 They were told not to harm the grass of the earth or any plant or tree, but only those people who did not have the seal of God on their foreheads. 5 They were not allowed to kill them but only to torture them for five months. And the agony they suffered was like that of the sting of a scorpion when it strikes. 6 During those days people will seek death but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them.

>>14904143
>Throwing random insults
>Not answering the question
>Flawless argument

>>14903988
AHHHHH

>>14902329

>falls into abandoned well full of bats in batman begins, needs father to come help him.
>climbs out of hole himself in dark knight rises.

BARVONOLAN

>>14905340
it's like pottery, it sort of...
it rhymes

>>14902223
>69°07'58.3"N 65°18'18.1"E
>69.132853, 65.305024
why are you giving me coords to the cluster in Auriga?

I find it odd that just to the near west in Washington there are fires near the forest. Could there be pockets of magma traveling through minor cracks and heating up areas?

>>14904442

>Given the crater's proximity to a natural gas field, one theory is that the hole formed following an explosion, caused by a mixture of gas, salt and water igniting underground.

A good theory, but the shape of the tunnel is too regular and clean for such an explosion. Still, there are traces of heat and the hole was no doubt created by a force originating from below ground. A concealed beam-type energy weapon is the most plausible explanation I can think of.

What was it used to fire? Possibly it was only a demonstration, to warn against new financial sanctions placed by the US against Russia, due to the Ukraine situation.
If you want to go full tinhoil hat, then I suppose the high temperatures created by such an energy weapon could counteract HAARP by disrupting tension in the atmosphere. This could explain why the typhoon approaching Japan last week disappeared so swiftly.

>>14906665

>A concealed beam-type energy weapon is the most plausible explanation I can think of.


HAH

>>14905891

>pottery

>>14904487
Kek

>>14906665
Sweet Jesus son when's the last time you saw daylight?

the dirt around it indicate something came out. if something head in i doubt there would be dirt like that on the outside?

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>>14903318
even if Yellowstone erupted today it would not block out the sun in fucking Asia. It's a huge volcano and it would be a catastrophe but it wouldn't be that bad. The major effects:

>All areas very close to Yellowstone destroyed by heat, pyroclastic flows, etc. and then blanketed in thick layers of ash

>Ash spreads out across neighboring states, which ones depends on the direction the wind is generally moving, more than likely some will go into Canada

>Thinner layers of ash hit big farm states like Nebraska, Iowa, etc.

>Water supplies polluted

>Possible water/food crises in some areas

pic very much related.

>>14907335

Ah, ignorance! How I dote on thee.

Supervolcanoes - in fact, all volcanoes - block out the Sun the world over to varying degree. An eruption on the scale of what the Yellowstone caldera is capable of, let's call it Volcanic Explosivity Index 7 (the last time Yellowstone blew it was a VEI8 btw), has in fact occurred in recentish history.

To wit, the eruption of Mount Tambora in 1815 which led to 1816 being named "The Year Without a Summer", named so for the June snowfall and widespread crop failures that not only led to dire poverty and famine, but coincidentally gave birth to two great icons of horror, the Vampyre and Dr. Frankenstein's monster, created by the interminably bored Lord Byron and Mary Shelley, respectively.

tl;dr a volcano named Tambora is responsibility for modern horror literature

>>14904252

Sinkholes are fairly common in Central/South America. Erosion doesn't just happen on the coasts, comprende?

As for exploring them, I've been down two myself, one of which had yet to collapse. They're pretty awesome, but in the end they're just big ass holes in the ground.

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>>14906665
>Possibly it was only a demonstration, to warn against new financial sanctions placed by the US against Russia, due to the Ukraine situation

Jesus, the idiots started posting again.

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>>14905140
>>14905141

>look up this WTC5 business
>official explanation:
>"shitty construction led to partial collapse after getting struck by pieces of falling debris"
>hence the hole punch areas
>that was chunks WTC1&2

One of the more telling things about this analysis is the assumed the fires were burning at... 400 deg C aka normal office fire temperatures. Check out the piss-poor girder work that somehow managed not to completely collapse:

www.structuremag.org/article.aspx?articleID=525

Notice that this happened in an "oil-rich" area. There are drilling and extracting oil all around. These sinkholes seem to happen most often in similar areas where oil mining is happening. Look at the sinkhole in Louisiana. It appeared soon after the Deepwater Horizon oil "spill" which depleted untold amounts of oil. Also, the LA sinkhole popped up near salt a giant salt dome where salt mining has been happening. Some theories speculate that offshore drilling inadvertently punctured and emptied the salt dome, which created air pockets which were then filled by methane and oil rushing in from deep below. It would make sense, then, to connect these sinkholes with mining activities. Its probably due to softer earth shifting abruptly after long periods of time and falling down into deep pockets which had been previously filled with salt or oil but had been depleted as a result of mining. Now, what caused the holes in the first place is a mystery. Something that obviously happened long, long ago. Maybe air pockets forming when the Earth's crust was still liquid? Maybe aliens.

>>14907453
>sinkholes

NIGGERS STOP USING THIS FUCKING TERM. PICTURE IN OP IS NOT A SINKHOLE, NOTHING SANK IN THAT SHIT, SOMETHING CAME OUT.

>>14907456

The neck of the hole is too smooth. Best guess is it was a sinkhole forming into a natural gas deposit that went boom, which is what created the crater.

If it were something digging its way up, the hole would have collapsed around it and closed.

>>14906665
>>666
>confirmed for the great inverter
>mr. natas

>>14907481
smooth because thin layers of ground wouldn't hold and fell in there until something more or less stable was formed

>>14907507

No, the term you're looking for is "flaky" which this is not. You get that kind of smooth bore from water erosion and cookie cutters. Pretty sure it wasn't the latter.

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>>14896522
I Dont give a damn about some big ass hole

>>14904981
This looks like that episode of river monsters where electric eels were allegedly wrapping themselves around people in rivers and killing them, leaving huge jet black burns across their chests and neck.

>>14907542

Pix plz

I need them for research... into hentai. It's a Japanese thing. You wouldn't understand just GIMME DA PIX!!!!

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>>14907567
It's an episode, not pictures. Look it up yourself, go trawl through watchseries or something, see if the documentary is on there. The presenter is jeremy wade if that helps at all.

>>14907523
What about your bad reputation?

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>>14907594
I Dont give a damn about that either or you son

>>14901354
are you serious you fucking faggot piece of shit?
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/16/100-metre-sinkhole-russia-yamal-gas-field

>>14896522
>Giant-hole-appears-Siberia-Huge-crater-emerges-end-world.html

>end of world

again?

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>>14906665

>>14907834
end world is just to get your attention because you cant have an image of tits in the url

>>14907594
Was this a Joan Jett reference?

>>14901354
The Daily Mail puts stuff up fast and sometimes fail to check all the facts but many times I've read something that sounded like total bullshit two or three days before every other site picks it up. The Guardian is a wank rag for students.

>>14896522
>Shit is getting very real in Siberia
>www.dailymail.co.uk

Sounds like someone doesn't realize how naive they are yet.

>>14901437
Jesus did return, in the form of a stray puppy in Thailand. Some kids put firecrackers in his ear and stomped on him until he was dead.

That was the nice return of jesus, all pomp no circumstance like in the good old days

>>14907834
>>14907840

Nono, It says "end world" because the part of Russia this happened in is known by locals as "End of the World"

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/07/16/331982188/a-huge-new-crater-is-found-in-siberia-and-the-theories-fly

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>>14907935
Slow clapping

>>14901354
http://time.com/2992819/hole-siberia-yamal-peninsula/

Enough proof?

>>14908034
Bet he felt right at home.

>>14908233
Hey, be glad someone got your reference, grandpa.

>>14899086
> Scientific team
> implying they're not gonna be paid to lie or just be a bunch of shills

>>14903328
YEEEEEESSSSS

>>14901969
The earth is as hollow as an electron until aliens say otherwise

>>14901534
Hey, stop that

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>>14909786

My day has been one big laugh riot, thanks for contributing to that anon i really mean it

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>hole appears in Sibera
>US sanctions Russia
>white house goes on lockdown
>Israel attacks Gaza
>WWIII about to break out over downed airliner

We are literally about to go to war over Russia about this hole, and the appearance of the whole prompted Israel to being their final world domination campaign.

Is this start of the Biblical apocalypse?

>>14909884

That is one depressing wallpaper anon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kola_Superdeep_Borehole

The largest manmade drilling hole was also done in Russia.

They set the world record in the 70's and made huge scientific breakthroughs. The the project was put on hold. They picked it back up in the late 90's, and again made huge breakthroughs, but all funding later pulled and the project cancelled.

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>>14905891

>>14908314
I would think the majority of people got that reference

L0L el grando -Nobody was down there yet?

>>14909920
I think its peaceful and relaxing. Abandoned places in general

>>14908314

Everyone got the reference. So much so that it was pointless to even reply.

>>14909920
>>14910153
Isn't that the famous abandoned amusement park in Chernobyl Russia?

>>14904252
>>14904207
those pictures are from 2 different incidents in Guatemala city, some people gone missing forever..
http://www.prensalibre.com/noticias/realizara-proceso-similar-informe-Conred_0_273572920.html (link from a local newspaper with video footage)

>>14910189
Chernobyl is in Ukraine.

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>>14906665

Doesn't sound weird to me. Advanced technology is real. Must be a bunch of baby raping satanist shills on this board. Yippee..

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That's it, end times, I'm calling it. A giant gash has appeared on planet Earth. We're dead. D-e-d, dead. Hope y'all have tried to redeem yourselves for the lord and savior.

What's inside these holes?

Of all depressing abandoned amusement parks not this one

>>14896522
Why has no one Goatse'd this yet?

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>>14910197
the plane is in ukraine

>>14910197

Are you saying Chernobyl has dug ALL the way to Siberia?

>>14910269
because its not 2006

>>14910269
I sent the hole the link to goatse, waiting for its reply.

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>>14910228

According to Hinduism Kalki is coming soon by way of Vishnu Yasha. No need to be rustled. We've been guarunteed victory due to everyones devotion, but we really need to kill/arrest/handle these Illuminati Nazi Jews or whatever the fuck they are.

>>14897887
My teeth were gasping pretty hard about 8 hours into that last party.

>>14899086
Shitfire, the morlocks are coming! Wilma, fetch Old Faithful!

>>14905013
>>14902345
Methane is probably the scariest fucking thing it could be. Methane is 20 times as potent as CO2 as a greenhouse gas. If the methane deposits in the permafrost start getting released en masse, it's game over for humanity

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>mfw Earth is actually an ancient death star and the hole is the exhaust port

wtf how has this not got more attention? This shit happens in russia and is discovered around the time the plane is bombed. How are people not shitting bricks.....

>>14896522
Calling it now, salt dome collapse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kprEOkRsV1c

this shit looks sirius

if it was really just methane escaping, do you know what this means?
Earth just farted.
We have discovered earth's asshole.
Now it's only a matter of time before we can fuck it.

>a thread having this many post and no one mentioning Giant Death-Worms
You're better than this /x/

>>14896538
It r real:
http://www.nbcnews.com/science/weird-science/deep-mystery-theories-fly-over-giant-black-hole-siberia-n157896

Current running theory is a gas collapse.

Personally, I think Godzilla is now heading for Tokyo.

>>14902393
It'd be sub atomic. Small enough to pass through the entire facility undetected.

...well, if not for all the sub atomic detection equipment setup to detect just such things where it would occur.

Theory is that it'd evaporate before it managed to suck in any particles, with a lifetime measurable in planks.

...but if it didn't, we wouldn't know about it for maybe sixty years anyways. It'd just fall to the center of the Earth, and soak up matter for ages, not poke a hole in Siberia a few years after it spawned.

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>>14904172
>>14904175

>>14910269
because reddit doesn't know what goatse is

http://siberiantimes.com/science/casestudy/news/first-pictures-from-inside-the-crater-at-the-end-of-the-world/

I wonder if this has something to do with Croatia Holes

http://strangesounds.org/2014/05/what-are-these-underwater-mysterious-circles-appearing-off-adriatic-croatian-island.html

>no life grows in the holes
creepy

>>14904309
>giant hole
>agatha
>agartha

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>>14904951
>>14904951

Way I see it, the russians ought to shoot flares down from a hind and into the whole while recording the damn thing and see where it gets.

>huge pocket of gas down there catches fire
>column of fiery death shoots from bellow
>engulfs Hind

Such is life in post-soviet Russia

>>14907335
>the size of that blast and radius of heat-death possibility
>all dose Free beoble, all dose hambugars

The smell of bacon caused by the cooked Americans would sweep across the continent making everyone hungry.

>>14897887
You faggot. Get that icicle out of your ass, you gaylord. I hope you all get aids and die.

>>14906665
>A concealed beam-type energy weapon is the most plausible explanation I can think of.
Plausible is the wrong word here. The word you're thinking of is "impossible" or "crazy".

This sink hole was caused by the crash of a weather monitoring satellite. Nothing more. Why does everyone feel the need to jump to ludicrous conclusions?

>>14910034
>all funding later pulled and the project cancelled.
That's mysterious. Anyone have any theories on what they found?

What if something ala Roadside Picnic/STALKER happens?

>>14914236
>This sink hole was caused by the crash of a weather monitoring satellite.

hahaha, is it even humanely possible to have your head so deep in your ass?

>>14898947
It's too l8 m8. The damage has been done.

>>14900205
I remember hearing about this BEFORE the internet was common in people's homes. I just played it through my theater, and the cat freaked out, lol.
I laughed at the kid telling me about it then, too.

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Couldnt they send down a very experienced helicopter pilot to fly perfectly still down into the hole? Serious question. Also attach lights to the chopper of course.

pic related

is there anyone itt who fucking knows anything about geology?

it's a pitch ffs

>>14914982
is that a dickcopter?

>>14904981
you know, oi not really the one to say "SECRET MILITARY WEAPONS!"
but after looking at some of these pics
like this one
>>14913408
you can clearly see that there is some kind of use of plasma.
weather natural or not

>>14896522
Scary.

>>14913301
>from-inside-the-crater-at-the-end-of-the-world
that sounds like it could be a h.p. lovecraft story

>>14914244
they didnt find anything, they just went so deep it got hot enough to melt their drills
they could have kept going but their drill tips already cost enough, so it would have been prohibitively expensive to keep melting through them like that

>>14915055
>geology

I don't see how knowing the difference between a circle and a square is going to be of any help here.

>>14915203
That's because you're an ignorant plebeian with the mind of a pre-teen

>>14913301
>the hole is 70 metres deep
>ice lake covering bottom
>filled with ice by about 80%
>didnt go all the way into hole
that doesnt make any fucking sense
how do they know how deep it is if its covered in ice? how the fuck could they know how much of it is covered in ice if they didnt go down and drill through the ice till they hit rock???
also, a couple of those pictures make it look like theres a second hole coming through the side of the first one

>>14915203
kek

>>14914982
Err, we have drones now, no need for helicopters.

>>14896522
Putin's ego just became so huge his anal gay gas didn't fit a normal anus any more.

Therefore a huge gay anus blew up in Siberia. This is literally the anus of Vladimir Putin himself. In the Russian soil.

Hallelujah! When Russian people understand this is Putin's asshole they will start throwing teenage virgins into the orifice. As a sacrifice. To Putin.

>>14916118
Another theory says that this is the anus of Mother Russia herself.

Mother Russia is just farting. Nothing to see here.

>>14915256
>that doesnt make any fucking sense

Yeah, you need a really big cock to fuck an anus that big.

Like the cock should be several miles long!

I wonder if even Vladimir Putin has a cock big enough to fuck the anus of Mother Russia.

But Mother Russia is craving a cock in her anus. Who will satisfy her if not even Putin himself?

>>14913408

Holy shit, does Mother Russia actually have several gaping anuses waiting for a huge cock to fill them?

Russia has become totally deranged by subconscious anal sex cravings. So bad that even earth itself starts to grow assholes.

>>14896522
>Shit is getting very real in Siberia

Happily that earthen asshole doesn't eject any shit... Yet?

>>14915203
I'm a geologist, a circle and a square are topologically equivalent. The hole is just a transmutation of the Earth's natural form. Everything is copacetic.

>>14896522
While you're all on here trying to think of bullshit reasons for why this happened, the scientists are actually working on a real answer. How do you fucktards handle going through your day to day lives fearing every thing that happens is a sign of the end of the world? That's no way to live.

>>14916377
What does that have to do with countries?

Can't they just pop some sonar into it to find out how deep it goes?

>>14916442
>sonar

I don't think you know what sonar is.

>>14916470
Nigga come on

http://www.karstworlds.com/2011/03/underwater-cave-mapping-sensor.html
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg21028156.000-gunshot-echoes-used-to-map-caves-interior.html#.U8niCLFCzpI

The fucking article says this may be the natural mechanic used to form the unusual landscape in the area, never before observed in action.

>>14907608
Ha, you live in a fucking shed