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do you imagine that you're actually here to troll "believers"?

the ego that thinks "i can experience an afterlife" is name and form. it will soon be gone.

im d4runk and wat is this??
>captcha

>>18983077
Im not here to troll anybody

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>>18981602
>Anyone knows what that is??
Yes, it's a flare.

>I wanted to think it was a lens flare, but are they really that colorful?
Yes, especially when the ISO is cranked all the way up like in your pic.

>What is going on in France?
France? What's that? You mean the Islamic European Caliphate Previously Known As France?

Anyways, notice how that orb is a hexagon? That's because it "simulates" the shape of the camera aperture. See pic related. The wider the aperture, the rounded the flare or bokeh, and vice versa.

>>18981602
It's not a flare, it's a dust speck near the lens.

>>18981602
While your tears are delicious, too much salt is unhealthy. >>>/r/The_Donald is that way.

>>18981602
cultural suicide

is it too much to ask?

>>18980159

Who is Jesus to you?

Who do you beleive to be the supreme deity?

Do you believe in the Heavenly Father that Jesus spoke of? or some occult deity from egyptian times?

>>18980159
how's membership? i've heard its gone down a lot in the last 30 years

>>18979562
I once matched with a "girl" that had an obsession with farts. I bailed since it was probably a 13 year old boy getting a laugh; that or I really missed out.

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OP wants you to provide material for his blog's next top ten list.

>>18979562
I was literally about to make a thread for a story that's kind of related because it's really tripping me the fuck out

>a few months ago I post in meetup thread on /x/
>someone with my area code responds
>add them to my dummy skype
>never meet up because exam season
>chat occasionally about meeting up and where we'll go but never voice or video call

>>18978993
This was never scary, lurk more.

>>18978993
You post one video and that's it?

Contribute.

>>18978999
Okay trips man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CvjdbQ29qU

>>18986821
>In 1988 a home video started to circulate the net
Scratch "the net" from that sentence I don't know what I was thinking.
It circulated in VHS format, so disregard that.

>>18986821
https://youtu.be/7qKcJF4fOPs
Do you not know how to Google or something? This shit's got a Wikipedia page. Your fact's aren't even straight, budget of the original was $6500 and the actors are known.
The Van Heese family and aliens:[4]

Tommy Giavocchini as Eric Van Heese
Patrick Kelley as Jason Van Heese
Shirly McCalla as Ma Van Heese
Stacey Shulman as Renee Reynolds
Christine Staples as Jamie Van Heese
Laura Tomas as Michelle Van Heese (the birthday girl)
Dean Alioto as Michael Van Heese (cinematographer)
Kay Parten as Alien 1
Ginny Kleker as Alien 2
Rose Schneider as Alien 3
>Destroyed in a fire
Right, the director's fireplace probably; he switched distributors when he remade the film. Why would he chance the old distributor recirculating the old version of the same movie?

CICADA 3301

You create one in your mind.

You do this by talking to it with your inner voice.
Name your tulpa. Give it a gender. Close your eyes. Give it an image, as detailed as you can get. Give it a set of instructions. "Jenny, I want you to be my best friend, talk to me every day, and protect me from evil spiritual forces."

Give it a personality. "Jenny, I want you to be kind, funny, out-going, and helpful in nature."

Talk to it everyday. Be as detailed as you can in assigning it roles, images, or personality. What color of hair does she have? How tall is she? What does she sound like?

Taco Bell

Good luck in inducing schizophrenia
The only use I can see is making someone wise to advice you desu so make sure you make the voice be a good gentleman

>>18986015
Use the /Omg/ General they're the only ones who have any brains on /x/.

>>18986023
Sage doesn´t work anymore like for few years

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>>18986023
Lel

>>18985854
>Steven Greer
Yeah, Ill pass thanks.

should be by now but ill bump this for you op

>>18985854
I heard alot of talk but I feel like its a whole lotta bunk. And probably will be straight to DvD with Greer warning of shit that we wont remember to date this time next year cause he has been saying the sane shit since 2001.

>>18985797
Did you have trouble in school, college or doing your job, if you ever had any, because of this, OP?

Do you have trouble doing things you know you need to do to get on with your life, to get a (better) job, to get your shit together, but you just don't do them for a reason that's beyond your comprehension?

Are you forgetful, have trouble paying attention during conversations, are you impatient?

Anything like that?

>>18985839
Not OP but you literally just described me

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>>18985797

>>18985556
I think he is a straw man conceived to convince humanity how Jehovah/Yahweh is so full of light and goodness.
Satan was created to be obviously evil so that people would see him as a clear rival to Jehovah/Yahweh, while Jehovah/Yahweh is more subtle and calculating.
The constant spectre of Satan coming to steal your soul rallies the people under Jehovah, who is portrayed as good, so they won't be dammed for all eternity.
No one stops to consider whether or not Jehovah is the one who is actually stealing souls, or most don't anyway. Like the Annunaki twist, there does seem to be a dual meaning for Satan as well.
In the book of Genesis,I think humanity plays the role of Lucifer

>>18985636
You mean lucifer is humanity, like we have fallen ?

>>18985643
Lucifer doesn't exist

bump

Faggots, show me you're good for something. First thread on /pol/ got assassinated by the mods, second one is under siege by shills.

I almost posted a response along the lines of "You are either absolutely retarded or positively past the speed of light on the fucking ignorant scale." BUT I noticed that in the first segment his shirt clearly pops upward after the hand is removed.

So, indulge me. Why is this happening if it isn't a harness? I want both sides.

>>18985510
DELET THIS

Made up story and made up tape created with parts from songs that they released solo. Don't be so gullible, 99% of the stuff from Manuela Effect is pure bullshit

>>18985569
>>18985509
though i do find it interesting that both posts ended in 9, this number has had a significance for me as well lately

>>18985569
do you have proof of this?

Either way, I find it odd that before kek was even a thing this happened on 9/9/09

also
>on /x/
>tells people not to be so gullible

Good joke

I do agree with you on the Mandela effect tho

Become nocturnal, sleep in coffin, sustain urself only on the blood of the living.

Get bitten by one or play in their vampire dust

>>18985461
Suck the skin off my dick.