is this the last photo of the real Putin?
...without photoshop...
>>19078974
Why would they replace him? Is this like the Hillary double? Because we found obvious facial differences there. Also, why bother? Explain Op, for the hos at home.
>>19078974
>is this the last photo of the real Putin?
No, but it's probably the last photo of Putin before he discovered botox.
Why does Satan hate us so much?
He doesn't. He changed his mind and likes us.
>>19078891
Who? And who told you he did?
>a book written by jews
Oh...
>>19078898
What would be the endgame of convincing goyim that a rebel angel hates humanity?
Redpill/inform me on chakra
In all honesty, I need a basic but thorough guide to them
Something in as secular terms as possible, that outlines what it is and how to properly handle it
I know as fact my chi and chakras are going haywire and I have no idea how to control them.
Please help.
Thank you.
Open your third eye.
>>19078885
It's open
And I see I need an actual guide to the handle these energies and sensations. I need to know the ins and outs, the pros and cons, the do's and don'ts.
It is open, and that is what I see.
Can ya help?
Meditate. Don't try to control them. Let them control you.
Cursed images
You black Nigger
you were made to die by a creator. you were made to be controlled with food and sex tasting and feeling good. you were made to be controlled by being given emotions that give you weaknesses, like jealousy and hate.
you were made physically weak compared to the creators.
you were made with weaknesses on purpose so you could be controlled as slaves until you died from old age, disease, or murder.
everything is a weakness, even pleasure.
People don't understand we were made weak on purpose, and even if you experience pleasure it was a way to be controlled when you weren't feeling pain.
You were made to feel pain and weakness on purpose so you could be controlled and eventually die.
You are being controlled, you will die because you were not made immortal on purpose.
Checkmate atheist nerds
pic related, blowing up and dying because you weren't made out of metal like the creators were
bamp til you fags reply and stop larping
reply to my thread we are all going to die because creators wanted us to atheist where are your fucking arguments to this theory NOW
i call it my weakness theory btw
you fucking shills reply now or im calling the yakuza and this whole forum will die jk lol but seriously reply
Is it really that bad if I just don't care if the archons recycle my soul? I mean I don't remember the last time it happened. So fuck it.
Just remember to have some delicious green beans before you pass on friend. In fact, you can have some of mine!
I'll promise not to make a fuss as long as they give me something good next time.
>>19077351
what happens if you refuse to play their stupid food game?
You just roam aimlessly as an entity with no body aimlessly for eternity? I keep hearing horror stories of body withdrawal where you would give anything to have a body even if it's a filthy a maggot.
What the fuck was their problem?
>>19077028
They believed the shit they role played on /x/.
>>19077028
They wanted race war
>>19077028
That time of the month
helium
>>19076949
Hanging. If you do it right you'll end up only being conscious for a few seconds. Try to find a way to drop hang so you'll sever the spinal cord and fall into a coma quickly. If you try this method make sure no one is around to revive you before the 4-6 minutes it takes for full suffocation to occur. At that point you'll be stuck as a vegetable; a burden forever forced to stay alive.
If you fuck this up and sever the spine incorrectly you may be conscious and just paralyzed. Terrible way to go.
To figure out your drop height use the formula Drop in feet =1,260/Your weight in pounds
Hey /x/. I'm a practicing Christian druid, and for a while, there's been an abandoned house filled with bad energy infecting my neighborhood.
I called on the assistance of my witch friend, and she accompanied me to the site, where we purified it. While we used an amalgamation of multiple magics, they were all compatible, and the ritual did work.
I'm new to specific terms, and I don't know a lot about her branch of beliefs, so forgive me if some terms are off. Pic related is me beginning to set salt lines.
First, we prayed to our respective powers for protection. I had a bible and a blessed relic, as well as sigils of the Great Spirit, The Hand, and The Eye drawn on my body.
She brought sage and salt.
We then entered the yard of the wrecked house, assaulted by feelings of darkness and sadness; hurriedly we placed the salt line down, set the relic in the middle with us, and opened the bible to powerful verses of command.
At exactly 10:00 PM, the ritual began. We only called out for the Otherworld to be opened as a gate, and release the bad energy back there.
At exactly 10:06 by my calculations, as I only checked my phone after we were assured the ritual was done, I concluded the ritual with finalizing words.
The energy had left, and while we had no strength to put any good vibe spells or enchantments on the place, we left it as neutral, pure ground.
Noticeably, what we suspect to be a spirit of a large rabbit made a brief appearance, running along the outside of our salt line. Rabbits in general don't live near us, and certainly not that size.
I am from Oregon, she was visiting from Alabama. The ritual took place in Oregon.
I have no other pictures to offer as after taking proof for myself later, I devoted myself entirely to the ritual.
Whether you believe it or not, I'll be here for a bit to answer any questions if you have them.
Spirits bless.
>>19076944
die you are the evil one
There is NO such thing like a catholic druid. Turn to God!
>>19076944
>I devoted myself entirely to the ritual.
welcome to being lost energy forever, the energy will come back. It's about the house more than the energy, I'm a lost energy in a house full of lost energies. We always come back
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Previous thread: >>19075317
First in. Just lurking, answering basic questions about divination techniques.
>>19076929
What's your divination method?
How did you learn it?
What do you recommend for beginners?
Books recommendations l?
Is there a new method you'd like to learn?
>>19076946
Mirror magic.
The book of the dead.
Hi there,
I appear to be affected by a very powerful possessing spirit/demon. This spirit has hurt me greatly. What are ways I can extract or reduce its "energy" and weaken it? It also seems to block my attempts to research possession and my searches for an exorcist. I am also concerned that once I find an exorcist that they will not be powerful enough to remove or even detect this spirit.
Any advice?
Thanks.
>>19076467
laxatives
>>19076467
A bullet to the head usually gets rid of any demons inside you. Good luck with that, OP.
>>19076482
Only for your mortal vessel, your soul remains trapped.
Disclosure is Coming
no it isn't fuck off
>>19076389
Do you have something for us, or got bored and decided to say hi.
In wich case, Hi.
Which of the four chaos gods of warhammer 40K would you serve?
If you don't know, put simply theres Khorne, the God of Warfare, Violence and Murder, Nurgle, the God of Disease and Decay, Tzeentch, the God of Change and Sorcery and Slaanesh, the God of Pleasure and Pain.
Theres also some minor gods out there but they are out of the equation at the moment.
>>19076056
Papa Nurgle.
>>19076056
Tzeentch sounds fairly tame, I guess. Who doesn't like magic tricks?
>one demands you to be a murder junkie
>the other to be living trash and misery
>the other to give and take dragon dildoes with spikes in the ass
The choice should be obvious.
>>19076056
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
Is there something mysterious about the gas giants? These closeups are raising the question:
What exactly IS Jupiter?
Also take a look at that. Yeah, imagine floating above that beauty.
Another closeup. This dark spot recently appeared..
>A black spot about the size of the Earth that appeared on the upper cloud surface of the planet Jupiter on July 19 has been confirmed to be the result of a massive object, probably a comet or asteroid, crashing into the planet, according to the results of infrared observations of the planet taken at NASA's Mauna Kea ...Jul 21, 2009
>>19075453
Too bad it's literally Photoshopped. In reality it's barely visible by naked eye and floating above it involves getting a lethal dose of radiation in a matter of seconds.
It's a Fallen Angel. A wandering star.
What impact would finding a real bigfoot (live or dead) have on civilization?
Would they become a protected species? Would cryptozoology become a more serious and respected career? Would people rally up to hunt them? I like to think it would do SOMETHING for the world besides become a headline in tabloids and twitter for a weekend.
It's better off that they aren't found. (If they do exist) because humans will find a reason to hunt them into extinction- like we do with every other species.
>>19075219
It gets declared an endangered species and logging is canned across the entire continent.
>>19075240
yay