Do any of you know of any community's off the grid or any cults that would accept outsiders?
I don't really care about politics unless it's like super religious or pay to get it....hell i dont even care if its heaven's gate type shit or mabye some succ u bish type stuff
Also im not white
Sorry about the succubus joke
>>19236626
No good ones (trust me, that matters). Your best bet is to hook up with similar minded militia/prepper types and just bounce the fuck out of society in a small group. If you can't find one, start your own and go recruiting. SAS Survival Handbook is your friend, do yourself a favor and read it (2nd Edition). Additionally, read Prometheus Rising so you can mind control bitches, like a pimp.
>>19236626
You could become a mormon or scientologist
Hey xfiles,
Could you recommend me some interesting books?
Are there any books that really woke you up? I want to be redpilled and expand my mind.
Topics like Aliens, UFOs, conspiracy ect, would be great, but whatever you can recommend please and thank you.
>>19236512
Manly P. Hall's Secret Teachings of All Ages. Read the entire book.
http://forresn.deviantart.com/journal/9-11-Reality-Report-new-journal-681051854
The truth behind 911
>>19236424
Wtf I love the Jews now
That was intredasting until the author wrote senareo instead of scenario. At which point I swallowed my tongue and punched my phone into my genitals.
(Pic unrelated)
Anyone have any spooky stories involving children or from childhood? Here's one I remember from kindergarten:
>weird kid in my class named Rico
>don't remember much about him except he was a mixed race kid
>ffw to mid day learning games/"stations"
>tried to use shitty children's scissors to cut his tongue in half so he could be "more like Satan"
>teacher dragged him out of class
>never saw him again
>>19236322
He probably killed him. Have you tried to ask Rico what happened to the teacher?
>>19236338
Kek not what I meant
The teacher was actually a female
>>19236322
>Grade 3
>Classmate was sitting on a chain fence (The kind that's just one chain linked between fence posts)
>Falls backwards into the bark and gravel
>Gets up crying, blood spraying from his head
>He gets rushed away by teachers
>Never saw him again
Never heard what happened to him, but his parents probably just moved him to another school, pissed at that one for being unsafe.
My parents recently told me about some things I said when I was 4-6
The house was on Big Bay Point Rd and Prince William Way in Barrie,ON
I used to say things about the black man in the ceiling
I also talked about the aliens that would take off the roof bring me to the other side of the river and make me dead
Will get the exact address soon
>>19236197
Kids do and say dumb shit. Just the other day mine said he was the Lynch King (Lich King) and was going to kill everyone and turn them into skeletons. Did he really believe he was a skinwalker/vampire/babadook or some shit?
Conspiracies on why you're penis is small
>greys from a neighboring galaxy are given a mission from the high ranking elders
>they are warned of an earth child than will be born in the year of 1992 that will bring peace to the universe
>greys travel light years to earth to prevent the chosen child's birth
>earth, January 2, 1992
>they arrive too late and the seed has already been planted
>they shrink down and enter my mommy's womb to eliminate the enlightened zygote but once they reach the clitoris, they see that this is no ordinary child
>they prep the laser to kill the child, but I used my mind powers I don't know I have yet to blow their ship up
>grey 1, dead
>grey 2, barely alive
>as a final act, grey 2 uses the laser to manipulate my genetic code to make my penis small, thus discouraging me to reach my full potential
>>19236153
>you're penis is small
>your penis is small
Strangely, it works both ways.
Protip for the Chosen One: Include the length of your tongue in your penis length. It's not really cheating.
t. guy with a "8 inch" penis.
>>19236153
Fuck you, Sandra. It was cold that day and I'd just gotten back from a swim.
http://www.fawcettadventure.com/english_translation_manuscript_512.html
The lost city of Z, what do you say people?
For I just think that was an old adventure story (the manuscript) and the Englishman took it as reality
>>19235841
Have you seen Cuarto Milenio fellow spaniard anon? Lol
>>19235853
Lol my english is still bad, missed an "it" and etc.
No, what about it?
>>19235922
They just spoke about that friggen city this week, lol
After a few years of instances that would take too long to type on here, I've come to the conclusion that my best friend has been possessed at some point. He agrees with the conclusion. I'm not here to debate whether or not he actually is, I'm here asking for help. We want to attempt an exorcism tonight and want to know how to go about it. Any advice would be beneficial.
>>19235738
One way to expel demon is to suck it away. You can do this by sucking your friend's penis (this is where demons usually hide). Just don't forget to spit out sperm or you might become possessed.
Has anyone seen this video? A few years ago i was browsing youtube when i stumbled a a very...strange video. Its name was spelled in wingdings and the thumbnail was darkness. I clicked on it and it was just breathing with a web cam in a dark room with it zooming in on a smiling face/man thing. The comments were not strange however, mostly people saying stuff like e; "WTF IS THIS". Anyway, i was wondering if anyone else has seen this video. If you want to find it, i did by messing around and seeing what would happen if i wrote wing dings in wing dings in the search bar and it came up along with a normal video. Good luck if you wanna try to find it.
I was laying down for bed, turned on concious need expanding audio. Took some weed, bit the belief meme. Wtf happened. I seemed to fall into infinity, I saw a scan of my brain, looked deeper into it, noticed it was a sea of stars. There was the sense of massive overwhelming energy and all the voices of existence somehow obviously firmly stated "We are the light." I had to hold on to the ground in half waking. The ego was gone, but came back. I am still reeling from what happened. I did learn how to ascend though, it terrifies me.
>>19235513
Terrify isn't the right word. I realized that the smallest part is the biggest part. Infinity is shapeless energy permeating all dimensions of time space and thought/processing.
>>19235513
>Took some weed
>some weed
>weed
Next time drink some bleach, narco.
>>19235530
If I could burp through text. I would.
Do you own anything 'haunted'?
>>19235396
Haunted penis. Leaks ectoplasm some nights.
>>19235396
Sexual experience. I haven't gotten laid since 2009.
>>19235396
There is a ghost of communism haunting my Europe.
This isn't really paranormal but kind of like a creepy conspiracy.
Am I from a different dimension?
I noticed google and bing were returning definitions if you search for individual words and the definitions seem totally deranged. As if the definitions you'd expect from a bully or something along those lines
Here's a couple examples of words which seem to have meanings different that what I'm used to
in·tel·li·gence
inˈteləjəns/
noun
1. 1. the ability to acquire and apply knowledge and skills.
2. My definition. The ability to contemplate and learn from that which is perceived
re·spect
rəˈspekt/
noun
1. 1. a feeling of deep admiration for someone or something elicited by their abilities, qualities, or achievements.
2. My definition. Showing acceptance and tolerance for that which is considered good. (If something is of worth you don't reject and/or abuse it)
Do these definitions seem deranged to anyone else?
I haven't read a dictionary of decades so I'm going by old memories, what I've been taught in life and my own opinions.
they're not deranged, just slightly different. different dictionaries phrase definitions differently. this is especially true of abstract concepts like intelligence and respect. also, the way definitions are written is necessarily coloured by the times in which the dictionary is written or revised. this is not a conspiracy.
pick some abstract concepts, look them up in several different dictionaries, and come back if you still think something weird is going on.
>>19235155
>Why can't everyone share my mental deficiencies.
Take your meds, OP.
First one sounds like a rewording of the same thing.
Second one sounds like the common modern (and wrong) idea of what respect is. The kind of thing that someone who says "everyone deserves respect" thinks respect is, aka basic courtesy or decency.
>be me
>be looking at YouTube
>4chanvideo.png
>it's about the /x/ face
>spooped.jpg
>be looking comments
>sees comment about a livestream that the OP recorded where freaky shit happened
>thisiswherethefunbegins.gif
So I went to here to see if anybody had any info on the livestream or s recording of it.
>>19235017
>So I went to here to see if anybody had any info on the livestream or s recording of it.
No. We don't know anything. Anyone who tells you otherwise is RPing.
Op here thanks a lot man
>>19235017
what the fuck are you talking about? how about a link or something? you vague retard.
Name something more spiritual than Mad-hot love.
protip: Hot Cunt.
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