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>>19285493
be an alpha male instead of a beta cuck

>>19285507
i am female

>>19285493
this is a pretty common request on /x/ should be pretty easy. first determine which of the two you want to remain friends with so you can comfort them for having a sexual deviant for a partner. Next, plant incriminating photos of your enemy having sex with horses and other animals in their bedroom. Step three is console your new love. Congratulations on your new relationship OP.

No.
Mainly because this isn't a vocal medium.

>>19285281
You exist
You've always existed
And you're going to keep existing

Everything else is overthinking and pointless
God is "real" but not magical in a choas and order sorta way but that doesn't mean pick your favorite god like an original character for you to LARP as

>>19285300
*not in a magical way but in a chaos and order sort of way

Basically there's more to the story but don't be a fucking retard

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I'd say you have the best odds if you come right out the gate

Praying to ALL the gods.

>>19284758
Eventually one will listen, eh?

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>>19284734
God’s Word shows that those who are suffering from demon attacks can get free from such harassment. Prayer plays a vital role in such liberation. (Mark 9:25-29) But someone troubled by demons may need to take additional steps. Events involving first-century Christians illustrate what else may be required.
Before they became followers of Christ, some individuals in ancient Ephesus were involved with demonism. However, after they made up their mind to serve God, “those who practiced magical arts brought their books together and burned them up before everybody.” (Acts 19:19) By destroying their books on divination, those new believers in Ephesus set an example for any who wish to free themselves from demon attacks today. It is imperative for such ones to get rid of all objects related to spiritism. This includes books, magazines, movies, material from electronic sources, music recordings that have spiritistic overtones, as well as amulets or other items worn for “protection” or linked to spiritistic practices.—Deuteronomy 7:25,26; 1Corinthians 10:21.

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>>19284442

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>>19284442
When he appears, don't look at his person or indulge in his sounds.

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Can someone change the color scheme of "God" to match sky pepe?

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It's gotta be a ghost. Ghost start by spooking you. Classic ghost. If you feel relaxed tonight, be afraid. Ghosts relax you after spooking you.

Gonna need to pray to ALL the Gods now.

You could put a camera.

>>19284462
You just told that to another anon.

>>19284468
It's still true!

Classic ghost behavior.

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>>19284391
>8.99 for a wristband

>the average backpack is 48cm tall
>he would easily amount to more than three of these means he is tall

Between 150 and 190 cms is not tall.

>>19284332
Heck no, there's cultists in there!

go there and stream/record it

HOLY SHIT

>>19284292
but they all contradict eachother
either christianity is the only one that is right, or it is false

>>19284292
Yup, humans can't accept simple truth. It always has to be dualistic. Us versus them. I versus, else.

>>19284292
Interesting.... Can you give more evidence ?

Honestly.
Pray to Lord Jesus Christ.

>>19284282
>T.I.
Texas Instruments? Are you a calculator?

If you're trying hard to be a good person and you still think you're going to Hell, there's something not matching up.

>what should I do before I die?
Try to have lived.

If you're sick, well, too bad for you, then. We all go sooner of later. If you're suiciding, and you thing you're going to get sympathy from here, we're not called "the internet hate machine" for nothing. Do a flip.

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>>19284282
Im a Catholic Scholar Ill try to help you reach salvation.
First, have you been baptized?

>>19283732
Hmm haven't heard about this one before

>>19283736
>someone actually makes these threads every day

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>>19283876
I think it's because it's a doom meme the layman can latch onto and talk about. It's Sci-fi movie tier shit. Interesting but just a little crazy. I secretly am hoping something does happen though.

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>Crowley
Fuck you.

Isn't Abracadabra from the spirit Abraxas? Or perhaps it's the reverse, I think I recall "Abracadabra" actually means something. Supposedly "I create as I speak."

Haven't looked into "Alakazam," but it's probably Arabic.

>>19283507
lel

>>19283487
>abracadabra
If you bothered to READ Crowley you'd know the construction for mystical purposes is "abrahadabra" from Hebrew meaning roughly "I create as I speak".

So why had nobody besides Plato ever talked about Atlantis? Because Atlantis is not a name, its an attribute, it means literally the Island of Atlas, who in greek mythology is the one who holds up the sky from falling on earth. In Egypt mythology, there is a pillar in the north that holds the world. And the origin of this whole myth is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yggdrasil

According to Plato the main source of the wealth of Atlantis was a mystery metal that he called mountain copper or bronze, oreikhalkos. The Atlanteans used it amongst other things to make paint and lacquer their palace. There are many speculations on what this mystery metal is, it couldnt be bronze as it could be found natural, and to stay in reality we need something that still can be found today. the best candidate is amber. Its not a metal at all but it was considered magic as it breaks ancient laws of the elements. A stone that can be liquid and burn http://www.kopenhagen.citysam.de/.../bernstein-museum-1.htm

>>19283256
Plato described Atlantis as a main island with the capitol sanctum called basilea on it, next to a large plain that is very rectangular and has a seize of 2000*3000 Stadia or 340 *550 Km±. this fits perfect onto denmark and the north german plain this gives us Helgoland as main island. Helgoland is located in front of the mouth of the river Eider

The whole area is very unstable and literally falling apart. Helgoland lost alot of ground over the centuries and is only a small cliff today. The name Helgoland comes from Heligoland and means as much as holy land. Helgoland is also considered to be the Electrides insula, the mythical amber island from antiquity. So is the river Eider maybe the the mythical river Eridanos.

According to Apollonius of Rhodes and Ovid amber originated from the tears of the Heliades, encased in poplars as dryads, shed when their brother, Phaeton, died and fell from the sky, struck by Zeus' thunderbolt, and tumbled into the Eridanos,



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According to Plato Atlantis sank into shoal of mud, nobody could ship through. this is how Helgoland looks when the tide is low

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>>19283122
> Right in the pussy

>>19283138
What would I gain from this? Rotted dick splinters? Trying to gain power, not through my own death just yet.

>>19283122
Nothing, because it's literally just a fucking branch.

You look for the light and follow it.

Reject narcissists.

Do not reject liars, reject LIES. Very important difference. Anyone can tell you a third person is a liar and seek to make you reject them. Wait until that third person actually lies. But when you have given them this chance and they have failed it, at that point construct your defenses without mercy.

Impossible, there will always be darkness whether you choose to acknowledge that or not.

>place with lots of seismic activity and volcanoes
>Some seismic activity occurs
Naugh muh gahd

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Yogi Bear is fucked

>>19282560
anon, it got more activ as usully. Dismissed all you want but keep in mind that the massiv flood of earthquakes is actually not normal.